Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Locked in the museum with Marik ❯ Bakura, you naughty thing! ( Chapter 5 )

DIS: Yo, how's it going you guys? Yes, it is me again with the 5th chapter and guess what?! I still haven't put up this fic, because it's the same day I did all the other chapters, Mwahahaha!

Malik: She went to sleep at 11:00 a.m. and woke up a 6:00 p.m.

DIS: Yeah, so? You got a problem with my sleeping habits?!

Atemu: Not me! (smiles innocently)

DIS: Good. Now, read below and enjoy. (smiles)

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Title: Locked in the museum with Marik

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: Unrated, at the moment, PG 13, WILL go up.

Summary: Atemu has a plan, an evil plan. After Anzu's prank, he decides to prank her back! And with Marik too! But what if the whole thing becomes into a living prank?! Will Anzu survive? Will MARIK survive? And where did Bakura come from? R&R

Anzu-Tea

Atemu-Yami Yuugi

Yuugi-Yugi

Honda-Tristan

Seto-Seto

Mokuba-Mokuba

Katsuya-Joey

Shizuka-Serenity

Mai-Mai

Miho-Miho

Ryou-Bakura

Malik-Marik

Marik-Yami Malik

Dude1-Some random dude

Dude2-Some other random dude

Isis-Ishizu

Rishid-Odeon

Otogi-Duke

Notes/Warnings: May contain lime in later chapter. Marik/Anzu, Atemu/Isis, Seto/Shizuka/Yuugi, Miho/Honda, Katsuya/Mai. Much randomness and many cliffies to come up. May spook you out in certain parts. OOCNESS, only a bit though.

Disclaimer: DIS does not own YuGiOh or Kotex...Uh, hehehe, you don't wanna know about that men. (sweat drop) And DIS does not own (coughs) Uh (coughs) any brand name of (cough) condoms (coughs, nervous sweating) Well, er, enjoy! (o.o)

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>In the motor home<

Kaiba: (laughing his ass off) That's hilarious! (slaps his thigh, laughing)

Shizuka: (laughs) poor Anzu! The poor thing!

Ryou: Oh my...(feels bad for Anzu)

Bakura: (slaps Ryou across the head) Stop feeling bad for the wench!

Ryou: Bakura! Hey, stop it mate! I'll tell them all your secret. (grins)

Bakura: (face goes red) Y-you wouldn't!

Ryou: Oh yes I would...

Seto: Huh? What?

Miho: I'm curious to know too.

Otogi: Hmm...So the famous Tomb Robber has a secret, huh? Let's hear it.

Ryou: (smirks) Ok...Bakura...Has had a wet dream of Anzu.

Bakura: AWWWW!!!! RYOU!!!!!!!!!!! (X.X)

(dead silence)

Shizuka: (o.o)

Miho: WHAT! (DIS: Anzu is her best friend)

Seto: `Holy sh-t!'

Miho: You had a wet dream about my best friend?!

Shizuka: (eyes her) YOUR best friend?

Yuugi: Shizuka and Anzu are best friends. (looks at Shizuka adoringly)

Seto: (glares at Yuugi)

Yuugi: (glares back at him)

Seto: What are you looking at midget?

Everyone: (gasps)

Yuugi: (seeing red spots)

Bakura: `I know better than to call little Yuugi a midget, even though he is a midget. I know so.'

Yuugi: ME? ARE YOU CALLING ME A MIDGET!! AIIIEEE!! (attacks Seto)

Seto: (O.O, tries to fight off the rabid kid)

Yuugi: (biting Seto, punching him, scratching him, kicking him, then)

WHAM-O!

Seto: (OO) Oh. My. Ra. That. Hurt. Like. Hell.

Ryou: Ouch, that had to hurt bad, mate.

Bakura: (--) What do you think?

Ryou: (sweat drops) You're still pretty soar, huh?

Bakura: Yes. I am, MATE.

Ryou: (gulps and shuts up)

Shizuka: (sweat drops)

Miho: (slaps Bakura HARD on the cheek)

Bakura: OW! What was that for, bitch?!

Miho: HOW DARE YOU HAVE WET DREAMM ABOUT ANZU!

Bakura: (Oo) How did you know it was more than once?

Miho: (face fault) I beg your pardon?

Bakura: (X.X) Shit, me and my big mouth...

Miho: And what KIND of wet dreams? Just of kissing, I hope.

Bakura: (x.x) Uh, well...er...(coughs) Ahem...

Miho: (O.o) WHAT?

Bakura: There was some whips involved...And some hand cuffs...(gulps) And some chains...

Atemu: (comes in) Hello. Katsuya and Mai and Isis are-

Miho: (explodes) YOU HAD A WET DREAM ABOUT ANZU WITH WHIPS, CHAINS AND HANDCUFFS?!?!?! MY GOD!!

Atemu: (O.O'''') Uh, who are we talking about here?

Bakura: (winces) You know, the Pharaoh didn't need to know that.

Atemu: Huh? (thinks, then) YOU HAD A WET DREAM ABOUT ANZU?

Miho: Explain Bakura!

Bakura: Well, I woke up and was in my bed, but I was handcuffed to my bed, then Anzu came in in only her undergarments, which by the way are see-through!

SLAP!

Bakura: Ouch! Ok, ok! Jeez! Anyways, she wrapped chains around my ankles and started to whip me...(drools) Hehehe...

SLAP, SLAP!

Bakura: AW, BLOODY HELL!

Shizuka and Miho: (glaring at him)

Bakura: Uh, hehehe...Then...We started to...(feeling awkward) Started to...

Seto: (tying Yuugi to a chair) GET OUT WITH IT.

Atemu: Yes, this is interesting.

Bakura: (gulps) Then we started to...Er...Have...Er...Hard...Uhhhh...

Atemu: (face fault)

Bakura: (flinches) Sex?

Miho and Shizuka: (slapping him billions of times)

Atemu: (O_____________________O''''''''''''''') W-what?!

Seto: (drops the rope, as well as Yuugi)

Yuugi: Hey, what's sex? What's a wet dream? What does he mean by `undergarments'? What-

Atemu: (puts a hand over Yuugi's mouth) SHUSH YUUGI!

Yuugi: (oO?)

Seto: (glances at screen) Looks like Anzu and Marik are getting freaked out by now...

Miho and Shizuka: (stop and look at screen)

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Katsuya: Ok den, dis wire connects ta dis wire and...Hmm...Dis ding goes in dis socket...Uh, right?

Mai: (painting her nails) Sure Hon.

Katsuya: (--) Jee, thanks Mai.

Mai: (smiles) No problem Katsuya!

Katsuya: (sighs)

Isis: Shh! Is it done, Katsuya?

Katsuya: (connect the last piece) Der! Yup all ready!

Isis: Good. Now send it off.

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Anzu: (shreiking, a statue on top of her)

Marik: MAZAKI WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!!!

Anzu: (pauses, then starts screaming again)

Marik: AUGH! (takes statue off of her) It was Ra-damn statue!

Anzu: Oh. What do you know, it was! (smiles innocently)

Marik: (glares at her, then)

Ghost: SSHHRRIIEEKKKK!!!

Anzu and Marik: (O.O) AWWWW!!!! (start running in circles) (slam into each other) (@.@)

Ghost: (lower down to them)

Anzu: AW! BACK! (hits it) (hand goes through it)

Ghost: (still shreiking)

Marik: (blinks, then frowns) Well, no wonder. The damn thing is a hologram, see? (waves it in the ghost's face, but the ghost is still screaming) Stupid thing. (walks around and sees an abondoned projector)

Anzu: (looks at the projector and glares) Jerks! (kicks it over, making it shut off)

Marik: (sighs and rubs his temples) I'm tired.

Anzu: I'm hungry!

Marik: I'm bored.

Anzu: I need my Koteeeeeexxxxxx!!!!

Marik: Kotex? What's...Kotex?

Anzu: (OO) Um, nothing. Nevermind.

Marik: (eyes her strangely)

Anzu: WHAT are you looking at?

Marik: (rolls his eyes)

Anzu: (looks around and shivers) I'm going to find a place to sleep.

Marik: You do that.

Anzu: I will! (marches off)

Marik: Baka onna, doesn't even understand what she's doing, the idiot.

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Katsuya and Mai: (OO) Whew.

Katsuya: dat was close, huh Mai?

Mai: yeah, wasn't it Isis?

(silence)

Mai: Isis? (looks around)

Katsuya: Uh oh...(OO) Isn't she da only one who has a key?

Mai: YES!!!

Katsuya: Oh, ok. (smiles stupidly)

Mai: Katsuya!!

Katsuya: Yeah?

Mai: Don't...You...GET IT?

Katsuya: Nah, not really. Actually, what're ya talkin' about Mai?

Mai: We don't have the keys, the doors are locked, AND ISIS HAS THE KEYS, BUT WE CAN'T FIND HER!!

Katsuya: Dat's cool. (thinks for a moment) Uh...Den does dat mean...We're locked in here?

Mai: YES!

Katsuya: Until we find Isis doh? (Doh means though)

Mai: Yes!

Katsuya: Dat ain't good.

Mai: VERY GOOD, EINSTEIN!

Katsuya: Den...What should we do?

Mai: (fuming) You tell me...(clenching her fists together)

Katsuya: I dunno really.

Mai: (cries out in frustration)

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Isis: (looks around) Oh hey...Katsuya and Mai are in there...And I locked in back up...(thinks, then shrugs) I'll get them tomorrow morning. Time to sleep and see...(sighs) Atemu!

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DIS: End of chapter 5! Chapter 6 is next! So, how was this chapter? Good, Bad, Ok? Review! And note to you all: IT IS A HUGE SIN TO NOT REVIEW! It says so in the bible (nod, nod) Ja ne!