Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Locked in the museum with Marik ❯ Locked in the Museum with Marik ( Chapter 4 )

DIS: Hello everyone! It's the 4th chapter! And guess what? I have completed 3 long chapters in one day! High five to me! I am happy! I hope you enjoy this chapter, not as much humor, not any romance yet, but some horror and spookiness is in this one. Oh, read below and enjoy.

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Title: Locked in the museum with Marik

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: Unrated, at the moment, PG 13, WILL go up.

Summary: Atemu has a plan, an evil plan. After Anzu's prank, he decides to prank her back! And with Marik too! But what if the whole thing becomes into a living prank?! Will Anzu survive? Will MARIK survive? And where did Bakura come from? R&R

Anzu-Tea

Atemu-Yami Yuugi

Yuugi-Yugi

Honda-Tristan

Seto-Seto

Mokuba-Mokuba

Katsuya-Joey

Shizuka-Serenity

Mai-Mai

Miho-Miho

Ryou-Bakura

Malik-Marik

Marik-Yami Malik

Dude1-Some random dude

Dude2-Some other random dude

Isis-Ishizu

Rishid-Odeon

Otogi-Duke

Notes/Warnings: May contain lime in later chapter. Marik/Anzu, Atemu/Isis, Seto/Shizuka/Yuugi, Miho/Honda, Katsuya/Mai. Much randomness and many cliffies to come up. May spook you out in certain parts. OOCNESS, only a bit though.

Disclaimer: DIS does not own YuGiOh or Kotex...Uh, hehehe, you don't wanna know about that men. (sweat drop) And DIS does not own (coughs) Uh (coughs) any brand name of (cough) condoms (coughs, nervous sweating) Well, er, enjoy! (o.o)

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Anzu turned around and saw a hideous cave man that she obviously thought was real.

Anzu: (O.O'''') AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Marik: (jumps a foot in the air and turns around to see someone screaming terrified, at a statue of a caveman) What the hell? HEY! SHUT UP!

Anzu: (shuts up and turns to see Marik) AWW!!!!! Wait, who are you? Honda?

Marik: Honda? Who the hell is Honda?

Anzu: WHO ARE YOU? Are you...(looks closer) AWW!!!!! IT'S MARIK!!!!

Marik: Oh good, you know me. (lights his lighter) damn, it's Mazaki.

Anzu: What do you mean by `damn, it's Mazaki'?! Huh, is there something wrong with me?!

Marik: A hundred things.

Anzu: Ok, name them all.

Marik: Fine. 1, you're annoying. 2, you're friends with the Pharaoh. 3, you...

24 minutes later...

Marik: And 100, you're too cutesy-type.

Anzu: (O.O) Wow. You were actually able to name 100 things and not repeat one of them.

Marik: Congratulations to me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find a way out of here.

Anzu: Ever here of a door, smart one? (sarcastic)

Marik: Ever hear of the doors being locked, moron?

Anzu: IT'S LOCKED?

Marik: Uh huh.

Anzu: Where's Honda?! He was right here with me! HE was just going to the bathroom and-OH NO! I'm locked in the museum with Marik!!

Marik: Hey, I'm not that bad of guy! (smirks) I just want to be Pharaoh, rule the world, kill Atemu, kill all mortals, and see blood shed.

Anzu: (cringes) One word: Ew.

Marik: (grins) Your loss. It's the way one should live and-

They heard a high pitched laugh, like a witches.

Anzu: EEK! (jumps onto Marik's arm)

Marik: Get off of me! (shoves her off)

Anzu: It's not my fault! That freaked me out! (looks around nervously)

Lighter: (runs out of fuel)

Marik: (--) First it's the ice cream, now it's the lighter. My life is a living hell.

Anzu: HEY! Not everything's about you, buddy!

Marik: (sweat drops) You annoy me.

Anzu: So you've said.

Marik: really? I don't remember telling you that.

Anzu: In your "short" list (--)

Marik: Oh yeah. I almost forgot.

Anzu: You DID forget.

Marik: (>>) Do you have a death wish?

Anzu: (shuts up)

Marik: I didn't think so. Now, let's go see what made that Ra-awful noise.

Anzu: It was a laugh-

Marik: Shut up.

Anzu: can do.

Marik: (smirks) `Good, I'm in control.'

Anzu: `Jerk.' You know, you're not very nice.

Marik: yeah, so? Who the hell cares, wench?

Anzu: I care, you ego maniac!

Marik: Sorry, that's Kaiba.

Anzu: Kaiba...HEY! It was HIM! Him and Atemu!

Marik: (in a bored manner) What?

Anzu: Kaiba, Isis and Atemu MUST have done this and everyone else joined in!

Marik: Who cares? I just want out.

Anzu: I CARE, you selfish prick!

Marik: (OoO''') `She just cussed at me...Whoa...'

Anzu: Yeah, that's right, I just cussed, so you better keep your mouth shut, dammit!

Marik: (stares, then knocks out of it) And who are YOU, Princess Die to tell ME what to do?

Anzu: (throws a cave man's club at him)

Marik: (ducks) HEY! That's hard glass you know!

Anzu: I know, and I was hoping it'd hit you in the head and-

SSSHHHHRRREEEIIIKKKK!!!!!

Anzu and Marik: (hold onto each other) (look at each other) UGH! (let go)

Marik: `Hmm...Her breasts didn't feel too bad against me...HUH? WTF? I need alcohol. Where the hell is it?'

Anzu: `OMG, Mai and Shizuka would so totally die from seeing that! And Miho would think we like each other, ew! And what would Isis think?! Probably that Marik was trying to grope me...EW! He most likely was! Oh, gross.'

SHHHRREEEIIIKKKK!!!!

Anzu: OMGosh, what is that?

Marik: How the hell am I supposed to know, maybe some skeleton that came back alive. (shrugs)

Anzu: W-what?! (o.O) (O.o) (O.O) (>>) (<<) (><) (O.O) (X.X) OH GREAT!

Marik: Ah, I'm sure it's nothing. Maybe just Harriet Tubman or Chaiwang Xiou.

Anzu: Ch-Chaiwang Xiou?!! HE WAS A MASS MURDER!!

Marik: Guess we'll get along then...And kill you together too.

Anzu: (X.X) That wasn't comforting, Marik!!!

Marik: Do you think it was supposed to be?

Anzu: Yes?

Marik: Uh, NO.

Anzu: I'm scared!! (whining)

Marik: Not my dilemma.

Anzu: IT IS IF I DON'T SHUT THE F-CK UP! (DIS: OO That's a first...)

Marik: (O.o'') Ok, we'll go see what it is. Rather, I go see what it is, (walks)

Anzu: (follows)

Marik: I was hoping that you would stay there. (--)

Anzu: Well it's scary over there...

Marik: Wimp.

Anzu: Meany...

Marik: (chuckles) Let's go wench!!

Anzu: I have a name, you know!

Marik: Oh? Then what is it?

Anzu: Anzu! Anzu Mazaki!

Marik: Fine. MAZAKI.

Anzu: (sighs)

Marik and Anzu: (arrive at the Dinosaur Exhibit)

Anzu: (looks up at the dinosaur skeleton) Uh (shivers)

Marik: Hmm...Nothing interesting here...

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>Over behind a dinosaur skeleton<

Atemu: (has a tape recorder in his hand)

Isis: Do you suppose they'll get scared? Or...Marik for that matter? (sewing something)

Doink!

Katsuya: (O.O) OW...

Isis: Sorry, but I need to sew this around you.

Katsuya: (;.;) Owies...

Mai: Don't be a baby, now hurry up, Isis, while I'm still young, please!

Atemu: (turns recorder on)

SSSHHHHRRRRRRRIIIEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Katsuya and Isis: (jump)

Mai: (o.O)

Marik: (o.o) Sounded really close...

Anzu: (hugging his waist) (O.O) T-too c-close!

Marik: (frowning down at her) Mazaki, you are too close to my personal spot and I am advising you to let go before I see red.

Anzu: (O.~'') Um...(gulps, but doesn't let go)

Marik: (><) Mazaki...let go!

Anzu: (lets go) But I'm scared!

Marik: Not my problem.

Anzu: B-but...

SHHHRRIIIEEEKKK!!!

Anzu: AW! (hugs Marik's head)

Marik: (grins) Squishy...

Anzu: `Squishy...?' AW, YOU PERVERT!!

Atemu: (OoO'') Did Marik just...

Mai: Holy cow! I can't believe that Marik just thought that about Anzu!

Katsuya: Damn, what a lucky bastard!

SLAP!

SLAP!

Katsuya: OW!

Isis and Mai: (glaring at him) PERVERT.

Anzu: (looks around) Wow, an echo.

Marik: (glares at her) Shuddup. (rubs his stinging cheek) Ouch.

SSHHRRREEIIIKKK!!

Anzu: (jumps a foot in the air) Eek! Do something, Marik!

Marik: What am I, super man?! You can do it yourself!

Anzu: Fine, I will! (storms off)

Marik: Humph, stupid woman, she's' gonna get herself killed-

AWWWW!!! MARRIIKKKK!!!!

Marik: (O.O''') Oh damn. Oh well it's her own fault. She shouldn't have went off by herself. I guess I better go "save" her...(lifts a hand as he walks and sees his ring) Ooh, shiny! (stares at his ring for a long time)

MARRIIKKKK!!!!

Marik: (still staring at ring)

HHHEEELLLPP!!!!

Marik: (jumps) What was I doing? (thinks) Oh yes, to "save" Mazaki. (stares at his ring again) Ooh, shiny!

What's happened to Anzu? What is Atemu planning now? And will Marik ever "save" Anzu? And is Marik obsessed with shiny stuff? Find out on the next chapter of `Locked in the Museum with Marik'!

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DIS: 4th chapter is done! On to the 5th! So how was this chapter? Good, Bad, Ok? Review! And note to you all: IT IS A HUGE SIN TO NOT REVIEW! It says so in the bible (nod, nod) Ja ne!