Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Mad Tales of Marik ❯ Gundam Wing M ( Chapter 2 )

King Anthony: Chapter two folks! And I'd like to apologize for the lack of update. And I'd like to thank those who gave me confidence in my writing skills namely that one person who reviewed. Thanks. Now on to the show!

Audience: …..

King Anthony: ….. Yes… uhh… is that applause sign working?

Tech: Nope.

King Anthony: This episode cost waaaaay too much money. Our budget is so far gone that our next special guest is… Jay Sherman?!

Jay: Helloooo.

King Anthony: *Reading from a slip* Says here you had a show called the critic and an flash series form Atom films.

Jay: Why yes. Now I but dropped to a side host.

King Anthony: …. My cast person has really gotten sloppy.

(Cut to a monkey knocked out in front of a bar)

Monkey: oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh….

(Cut backed to a weirded Anthony and Jay)

King Anthony: … *Annoyed* This intro has gotten too long.

Jay: Hey after this can I say what I think of your writing?

King Anthony: Only if you play the tuba with your stomach.

Jay: I will not stoop so low!

King Anthony: I'll get you a date with Judy Jetson.

(Jumps up with a tuba and plays a Latin version of Faint on it)

King Anthony: I don't own not a single character folks. If I did, do you think I'd be writing these horrid mutant stories from the dark side of the web… No.

(Jay plays on as lights fade out)

Gundam Wing M

*Domino city at night time. Such a wonderful place with it's low crime rates and the diverse types of people. From the traditional citizen to the 5,000 year old pharaoh working in the turtle game shop*

(Yugi is in front of the counter sweeping before he closes up. It was just yesterday that he banish Marik to the shadow realm)

Yugi: Do you think Marik will ever learn his lessons?

Yami: Do you think I really care?

Yugi: C'mon I'm series! I think that shadow game was overstretching the situation.

Yami: Having fifty kids isn't armed with enough explosions to blow the Fox network isn't a light situation in my book.

Yugi: … I guess you're right… But do you think we'll ever see him again?

Yami: Only fate can tell us that. Now enough talk Scrubs is on.

Yugi: Right on that blonde chic is hot!

Yami: I thought you preferred brunettes?

Yugi: Why would you say that?

Yami: … You are as dense as you are as short.

Yugi: I'm not short! Just vertically challenge that's all.

Yami: Oh alright challenged one, now let's watch Scrubs.

*They go to the television not knowing that at the border of Domino city there is something not right*

Random guy #1: Look A giant mech!

(Indeed a humongous mech towered over all good. The hot white steam shot out as it raised it's right foot and move a large distance before bringing it down to a large crash practically destroying the streets. It begun to walk now with more precision and grace as it slowly marched to downtown Domino)

*Kaiba Labs Kaiba and scientist are working at their stations*

Kaiba: Huh?

Tech1: Sir?

Kaiba: It's nothing….

Tech1: Are you sure sir you look a little startled.

Kaiba: It's just that… It's like something is big moving out there.

Tech2: In the city?

Kaiba: No. Just outside the city limits.

Tech3: Impossible satellites would have picked it up.

Kaiba: It was just for an instant but I'm sure there was some kind of signal.

Tech2: I'll do a specified scan.

Kaiba: Good tell me if you find anything?

Tech 2: Sir!

*Now just inside downtown Domino*

(The lumbering giant goes it's way ignoring all around it as on a mission. Destroying only the things in it's way it is like it's a bug being drawn to the light. Now with all the lights around it you could tell more of the outside. It was the Gundam Wing Zero class Gundam walking the Earth!)

*Turtle Shop*

TV: We'll be back to coupling in a few moments.

Yugi: *Knocked out on the couch* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yami: I never thought a show on sex could be so horrid and the writing sucks.

TV: *Hysteric* There have been reports of a huge robot headed downtown in Domino! Sources say that they know nothing of it or where it is headed but it seems to be headed in a straight line. Others report it as The rebirth of Gundam Wing!

Yami: I wonder if I should be worried… (Yami heard crashing just outside) Yugi!

Yugi: Wha… (Yami takes over Yugi's body)

Yami: No time to explain but we need to get out of here! (Dashes out the front door only to be standing in front of said robot)

Yugi: Wing Zero?!

Yami: It's huge!

Marik: (A hatch opens up on chest Marik steps out) Thank you for noticing that false pharaoh! I don't like to brag but this is the biggest one they had! (Maniacal laughter)

Yami: *Shcked* Marik?!

Marik: Surprised to see me back so soon huh? Hahahaha! You should know I'm more resourceful then that!

Yami: How….

Marik: So glad you ask. It seems that a Ebay is located in the Shadow Realm. Once I made the deal of buying this huge piece of chaos in a can They let me loose with their enormous power!

Yami:….

Marik: Of course I modified this Gundam to fit my needs and now it's time.

Yami: Time for what?

Marik: To exact my revenge! (Leaps back in and the chest plate closes. The right arm quickly transform to it's gun mode. Marik points it at the Turtle Shop and Yami and fires. Yami grabs on to the puzzle tightly as the wave of energy hits and purges everything away from mother Earth in it's vincity) Now let's get revenge on that not so badass Seto Kaiba!

*Kaiba Labs*

Kaiba: I was right all along!

Tech1: Satellite pictures show that this thing has a lot of fire power as well as strength.

Teh3: Kaiba sir! Its seems to have taken out the area where that Yugi boy lives.

Kaiba: What!

Tech3: Pictures show that Yugi was right in front before it was torn apart.

Kaiba: That means Yugi is…

Tech3: Dead sir, most likely is our guess.

Kaiba: *Gripping his fist until it's a pale white* I won't stand for this!

Tech2: Sir…

Kaiba: I don't care that Yugi is dead! I care about the fact that I never beat him in a duel!

Tech1: You're losing sense of priority again sir….

Kaiba: I won't let this robotic monster destroy my town. Ready plan 17A

Tech: *Shocked* It's still in Beta sir!

Kaiba: *Walking off* I don't care! And tell Mokuba I won't make it to dinner.

Tech3: It's changed course! If it keeps on it current course it'll run smack dab into Kaiba Mansion!

Kaiba: *Dramatically* Suit up!

*Back inside the Gundam pilot chamber*

Marik: I should have installed that CD player for my LP.

*Several moments later as Marik nears the Mansion itself*

Marik: Ha! This'll show who the true pharaoh is priest! (The arms goes into gun mode but before a single shot could be fired the drive to Kaiba mansion split open and rose a silver and light blue mech from the gaping hole. It was about the same size as Marik's but the weapon system was completely different)

Kaiba (Speaker): Take another step and I'll crush you hard Marik.

Marik (Speaker): Is that a threat priest!

Kaiba (Speaker): More as a promised! And don't call m priest again!

Marik (Speaker): Don't deny your ancestry Kaiba! For you see history is repeating itself!

Kaiba: (Kaiba raises the mech's right arm and it transforms into a Blues White Dragon type mouth he aims at Marik) I don't deny anything false one!

Marik: Grrrr…(All that stands between them is Kaiba's mansion fence. Kaiba had his weapon aim but Marik stood his ground) I'll let you in a secret Kaiba.

Kaiba: Stop stalling! Your time ends now! (The weapons gathers energy and fires.)

Marik: You can never beat Wing Zero! (Marik with a quick swift movement ducks the beam and fires his jet propulsion at full charge dashing at Kaiba at an obscene speed. Crashing past the gates Marik pulls out a small energy dagger like weapon and attempts to stab but Kaiba leaps back)

Kaiba: This is the best money can buy! You're inferior toy can never defeat me! (The gun transforms back then Kaiba pulls out a long ass saber) This is it!

Marik: Damn you! (Kaiba pulls the sword over his head and slashes it downwards Marik tries to sidestep it but the amount of energy that sword gave away made him fall back defenseless)

Kaiba: This is it?! I expected more of a challenge from you! ( Kaiba brings the sword over his head)

Marik: How could this be possible!? Oh well I always have a back up plan. (Ejects before Kaiba brings his saber down destroying the mech)

Kaiba: Too easy! Huh?!??! (Inside Kaiba's head he sees nothing but white his mind feels empty like he's nothing to do with his body anymore)

Marik: (Just landing on the ground from the ejection seat is holding his rod controlling Kaiba's every movement) If I can't destroy the mansion I'll just get my enemy to do it for me! Now Kaiba destroy that horrid building along with the annoying kid brother!

(Kaiba starts to march to his own mansion and start ripping it with his own mech's hand)

Marik: Yes!!! Wha?! (Ishizu snatches the rod from Marik) What the hell do you think you're doing!

Ishizu: (Holds an empty bottle up) Do you know what this was?

Marik: Do you think I care?

Ishizu: (Smacks him with his own rod) It was Kool-aid! That was mine! And what did you do to my room!

Marik: What?!

Ishizu: You, for some odd reason, decided to tear my room up to match yours!

Marik: That was Bakura!

Ishizu: (Smacks him with the rod again) What is he doing in my house!

Marik: Your house!? Last time I checked that deed was under my name! Now give me my rod!

Ishizu: I'll give it to you when I'm fine and ready. (Walks off leaving a flustered and pissed Marik) Oh by the way brother I don't think you should turn around.)

Marik: Huh? (Turns and notices that the whole argument he didn't notice the huge mech behind him) !!!!!!!

Kaiba: This time I'll finish you for good!

Marik (Runs away) Damn you sister!

::Back to Joey::

(A guard hands Joey a piece of machine and mimes putting it in his ear. Joey gets the message and puts it in his mouth:

Guard: You are dumb as a brick aren't you?

Joey I can understand you?!

Guard: That was a translator. I don't seem why we would need you, but hey I'm following orders.

Joey: Need me for wat?

Guard: F-A-C-S.

Joey: Wat?!

Guard: They'll brief you later for now get some rest.

Joey: I don't need rest I want answers! (Gets chopped in the neck and passes out)

Agent: He will help us no matter what.

Guard: Whatever. I'm just here for the pay.

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Jay: That was the most horrible piece of cap I've ever read in my entire life!

King Anthony: Watch it bub, I got connections.

Jay: Like who!

King Anthony: (Blows a whistle and the lights go out)

Jay: I not scared of the lights!

King Anthony: I know that. But I didn't turn off the lights. The thing I called simply absorbs it creating darkness all around her.

Jay: Wait…. I know… Dear lord say it ain't so!

King Anthony: That's right! Your ex wife!

Jay: Nooooooooooo!!!!

Ex wife: Hello Jay.

Jay: She's ripping my soul!!!!!!!!!!!

King Anthony: Before this gets any more brutal I'll want you to know sorry for the long delay and the next episode is Ishtar Dinner Party.

Jay: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Anthony: Maybe this was to mean… Oh well seeya! Oh and read and review!