Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Marik For President ❯ Plots revealed and Secrets Discovered ( Chapter 1 )

Marik For President

Chapter One: Plots revealed and Secrets Discovered.

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Umm, let me think. Shounen ai is mentioned.

Parings: Marik/Malik and a surprise couple. (yaio)

Disclaimer: Yeah, uh huh. Now for Regis' One million dollar question. What kind of idiot thinks I own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters?

(A/N: Just so no one is confused. Malik light, Marik dark, Ryou light, Bakura dark. Okay! Now that that's settled…)

Marik cackled madly. If he couldn't rule the world he'd start with the United States. He will seduce them to his side, then take over the world at a cushy chair. He could do anything he wanted! He'd be Pharaoh of The World yet! He heard his light sigh.

"What now you idiot," Marik yelled. He hated getting his evil scheming interrupted.

"What is it this time? Do you plan to put a scarab in Yami's bed?" he asked, sounding rather bored.

"No, but that's a good idea. Note to self. Put scarab in Yami's bed," He started laughing again.

" Baka! What are you planning? Please tell me. I wanna point out all the flaws," the lighter Egyptian said playfully.

" Well, I'm gonna to run for president, and take over the world from the Yellow house."

"One, it's the White House. Two, you're not old enough. Three, you're not an American, so you can't be president. Four, you're insane. No one would vote for you. Five, you're not smart enough. Six, you don't have the kinda money to run. Must I go on?" the light said rolling his eyes at his more insane, darker half.

"One, who gives a shit. Two, who gives a shit. Three, I'll find a way around that. Four, the whole world doesn't know that, stupid. Five, yes I am. Six, I'll rob Kaiba. I'll rule yet! You can be my Queen!

"Marik…"

"What?"

Malik inhaled slowly, " I'm not a girl!"

"So? Do you have a point? I know you're not a girl. I've seen your dick," Marik said a grin across his face.

" Then why did you say queen?" he said raising an eyebrow.

" Because, I felt like it. Anyway if anyone was a girl here, it'd be you, hikari."

"You know what?" Malik said sweet smile graced his face, as his eyes showed nothing, but fury, " GO FUCK YOURSELF! BECAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL AIN"T GETTING NONE FROM ME TONIGHT," he yelled as his face began to calm.

"You are like a girl, Hikari," he laughed, " You're as moody as one," he yelled after him, and got rewarded by a vase hitting him square in the face.

" JACKASS!!!"

" Man, he's pissed. Maybe if I bought him something," he smiled, " Oh, say raspberry and cream, lube and me naked on his bed."

"Yuck, so you're trying to get revenge!" he yelled from the bathroom.

" Fine!" Marik yelled, " But when I'm elected President I better get some!"

"Yeah! Right! I'll fuck ya if you get elected. Oh and if hell freezes over."

Marik pouted, "I'm gonna go see Bakura."

" Maybe you'll get some from him!"

Marik laughed, " He's my friend Hikari. I don't bed the only friend I have."

Malik yelled in response, " So you'll bed your other half. You're nasty!"

" C'mon Malik! That's not what you said last night."

Suddenly a crimson tinted Malik emerged from the bathroom. Marik was rewarded with a hairbrush against his forehead, and a foot collided with his crotch.

" Shut up, you, Bisexual insane slut, who can't keep his mouth shut!"

" You cut me deep Hikari. You cut me deep."

"GOOD! AND I HOPE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE CHILDREN!!!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Later at Bakura's House*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Man, you're worse off than me. My guy isn't in the mood, but yours is moody, and won't fuck you," Bakura laughed.

" Well, Bakura, your light's into politics, how can I run for Pharaoh of America."

"President," Bakura reminded him, " I have no clue. HIKARI GET DOWN HERE!"

"Bakura. You don't have to yell so loud. What is it? Um, hello, Marik."

"Ryou, Political question. How does someone Foreign run for President?"

"Bakura, please don't tell me…"

"No not me."

"Who? Yami?"

"No, not him."

"Who?"

"Me," Marik said a grin plastered on his face, " Why would he ask for Pharaoh No Baka?"

" No reason," Bakura said kicking his light gently.

" So you never told me, who are you fucking? You keep saying, Your guy."

" Doesn't matter. Ryou answer."

" Fine. Marik, Bakura's dating Yami."

" Not that question," Bakura yelled looking at his friend.

"Yuck. Yami the same Yami who sent you to the shadow realm, the one you tried to kill, the one who you call Pharaoh No Baka, the one that acts like he has a stick up his ass!!!"

Bakura looked away, " Yup, that one."

" Um, congress has to vote that it's okay."

Both darks looked at him, "Huh?"

" That's how someone not born in America can become president."

"Okay," Marik stood up, " Off to Congress."

Ryou had no clue what he had just done.

(A/N: Ba Na Naaaa!)

Translations:

Yami- Dark

Hikari- light

Baka- stupid or idiot.