Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Marik For President ❯ Getting Past Congress ( Chapter 2 )

Marik For President

Chapter Two: Getting past Congress

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Umm, let me think. Shonen ai is mentioned.

Parings: Marik/Malik and a surprise couple. (yaio)

Disclamer: C'mon people! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! That was for all you disclaimer lovers! All three of ya!

(A/N: Just so no one is confused. Malik light, Marik dark, Ryou light, Bakura dark. Okay! Now that that's settled…)

Marik looked at his map. He was lost. He was right. He should have dragged his Hikari around. But his lighter half, was bitching too much. He had a plan. He would first go to congress, run, and then he would get to rule America and eventually the whole. He'd make them call him pharoah. Easy. He walked up to congress, the Millinium Rod at his side.

"I wanna run for president, but I was born in Egypt," he said very simply as he held up his Rod. (A/N: *snicker snicker. *)

He control the minds of congress to get them to vote and then as he was about to leave…

" No way did this pansy ass momma's boy get to run, I the Governator want to be the Presinator! The little boy can't be old enough anyway," Arnold Schwenagger said.

All the mussles in Marik face began to twitch.

" What does this Egyptain, have that the Governator doesn't?"

" A big, long, powerful rod," Marik answered controlling his mind.

Marik made A.S start doing random ballet positions. The he started blabbering like a girl about boys and stuff. (A/N: I'm a girl, so no yelling at me about being a male pig.)

As Marik walked out thinking about getting Malik in bed as he ran in Bakura.

" Marik you idiot! What are you doing?! My Hikari made me come out here and find you!"

" Sorry. Are you missing a date with your boyfriend?" Marik said sarcasticly.

" Yes, I am," He sighed, " Now I'm not getting laid tonight."

" Yuck! With Pharaoh no Baka! I still don't believe you! That's nasty!"

Bakura smiled evily, " He is good, but what are you doing out here?"

Marik smiled proudly/phycoticly, " I am as of now the new cantidate for president, of The United States."

Bakura groaned, " Great…"

" I thought so," Marik replied still wearing an ear to ear grin.

Bakura dragged Marik back to Ryou's house.

"Ryou! You'll never guess what the dumbass just did!"

" What?" he said as he entered the room and wittnessed his yami, putting Marik in a headlock and then Bakura gave Malik's yami a noogie.

" Marik is running for president."

Ryou stumbled backwards, tripped and ungracefully landed on his bum and said, " What? Can you please repeat that?"

" As of now, I am a Canidate to become President of the country you live in," Marik repeated.

" I'm going to get me tea and then I'll call your Hikari to take you home…"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Ten minutes later…~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Malik comes in and grabs his yami by the ear and yells, " BAKA WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!! RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND THEN YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME YOU COULD?!! Wait how could you?"

" Congress voted I could."

" With the help of the Millinuim Rod, right?"

"Right! Tomorrow we'll start campaighning!"

Everyone fell over as he said this.

"Come on Malik!" he said as he slapped him on the ass, " Let's go celebrate!"

Bakura and Ryou heard as the two crazy egyptains left the house, " You can celebrate on the sofa."

Translations:

Hikari: Light

Yami: Dark

Baka: Stupid/idiot