Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ No Sanity Allowed ❯ Get Out While You Still Can! ( Chapter 1 )
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By: darkshadow-23 
Kaiba is obsessed with Yugi and throwing toilet paper rolls at Joey, Yami isn't the brisghtest duck in the goose, Tea is obsessed with killing Marik and COWS DRINK WATER NOT MILK!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.31.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 512 | Status: Completed
Kaiba is obsessed with Yugi and throwing toilet paper rolls at Joey, Yami isn't the brisghtest duck in the goose, Tea is obsessed with killing Marik and COWS DRINK WATER NOT MILK!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.31.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 512 | Status: Completed
Hello, new author here on mediaminer, haha. Stupid fanfiction.net took off this story because of the script thing -_-;
I wrote this story a while ago so . . . yeah . . . enjoy!
Disclaimer Guy: darkshadow-23 doesn’t own Yu-Gi-Oh! What a loser . . .
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Kaiba + Bakura + Yami: *Are singing* I’m too sexy for my shirt! NAH! NAH! NAH! I’m - I’m -I’m too sexy for my shirt! *Takes off shirts*
Tea: OH MY GOD!
Joey: MY VIRGIN EYES!!
All: . . . Right . . . virgin . . . *Rolls eyes and backs away slowly*
Joey: ?_? Eh?
Yugi: I DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE! *Attempts to jump out window*
Kaiba: NNNNOOOO! YUGI!! *Grabs Yugi before he jumps* I’M SO GLAD THAT YOU’RE OKAY!
Yugi: O_O; you’re really scaring me . . .
Kaiba: I KNOW! *Hugs Yugi*
Yugi: NO! STOP HUGGIN ME! YOU STILL DON’T HAVE YOUR SHIRT ON! AAAAAHHHHHH!
Everyone else besides Kaiba and Yugi: O_O; *slowly backs away from Yugi and um . . . not quite ‘straight’ seeming Kaiba*
Kaiba: Hey! All of you get out of my house! Except Yugi of course! ^__^ *Strokes Yugi’s hair*
Yugi: *Is crying* Please help me!
Yami: Don’t worry hik . . . hiiiiii . . . kaaaa . . . um . . . hiiiiiikkkaa . . . LIGHT GUY! Yeah . . . that’s it!
Everyone except Yami: -_-;
Yugi: What am I, an electrician?
Yami: I’LL SAVE YOU! WHALA! WHALA! WHALA! *Attempts to save Yugi by clogging Kaiba but fails due to the fact that he has a kamikaze . . . fist . . . and clogs himself* OOF!
Everyone except Yami: *Slowly backs away from Yami*
Tristan: DOOD! That was like -
Yami: TOTALLY!
Tristan: RIGHT MAN!
Yami: DUDE!
Tristan: DOOD!
Yami: DOOD?!?!
Tristan: DOOD!
Yami + Tristan: *Does this strange ‘secret’ hand-shake thing by shaking hands hitting their chest together, holding hands and jumping up and down and bumping their butts against each other and doing this strange finger wiggling thing O_O;*
Everyone else except Yami + Tristan: O_O; *slowly backs away from Yami and Tristan*
Yami: Why are you backing away from us? Is it because we’re different?
Tea: Well no one is as different as Joey
Joey: Yeah!! . . . HEY WAIT! Um . . . you said . . . something . . . about . . . um . . .
Serenity: Come on Joey, she said . . .
Joey: Wait! I know . . . she said . . . I was . . . that I was . . . DIFFERENT! YEAH! I GOT IT!
Serenity: Good job Joey! Here’s a biscuit! *Throws Joey a biscuit*
Joey: *Catches biscuit with his mouth* YAY! ^__^
Everyone except Serenity + Joey: *Is slowly backing away from the strange, twisted brother - sister relationship that they have*
Joey: So um . . . Kaiba’s still hugging Yugi huh?
Yugi: -_-; *Glares at Joey*
Kaiba: HOW DARE YOU MAKE YUGI MAD! *Chucks toilet paper roll at Joey*
Joey: *Gets hit by the toilet paper roll and falls over unconscious*
Kaiba: *Has shirt on* YIPPE! DEAD BODY! *Runs over to Joey’s body and starts jabbing it with a pointy stick*
Everyone except Kaiba: *Slowly backs away from the just plain TWISTED dead body poking Kaiba*
Yugi: FREEDOM!!!
Marik: *Is singing that song from West Side Story that darkshadow-23 has never watched and does not own or have any relation to* IIIIII FFFFFFFEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL WITTY! I FFFFFFFEEEEEEELLLLLL PRETTY! IIIIIIIIIIIIIII FFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL AAAAABBBBBSSSSSSSSOOOOLLLLLLUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEELLLLLYYY GGGGGAAAAAAYYYY!
Everyone except Marik: O_O; *slowly backs away from Marik even though they expected that*
Kaiba: *Is hugging his Yugi plushie completely oblivious of the happenings around him* *Notices everyone staring* what?? Never seen a guy hug his Yugi plushie?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! *Turns around and is spooning the Yugi plushie*
Yugi: *Twitches* That. Is. So. Corrupted!
Marik: Did you know that cows drink water and not milk? ^__^
Tea: Marik must die
Yugi: Marik must die
Yami: Marik must die
Tristan: Marik must die
Serenity: Marik must die
Kaiba: Marik must die
Mokuba: Marik must die
Marik: Marik must die
Everyone except Marik: *Slowly backs away from the insanely stupid Marik*
Marik: ^__^ What?
Mokuba: He’s too stupid, he’ll never die!
Everyone including Marik: *Falls over on conveniently placed couches that just happen to be enough to fit everyone*
Serenity: OHMIGOSH! JOEY’S DEAD!
Yami: *Raised eyebrow* you JUST noticed?
Serenity: ^__^
Joey: *Wakes up from unconsciousness* I’M ALIVE!!! IT’S A MIRA-
Kaiba: *Picks up a conveniently placed sword and stabs Joey*
Joey: Oh, that’s not very nice! *Dies*
Kaiba: *Pulls out his point stick and starts poking Joey’s blood deprived body* ah, the best things in life ARE free! ^__^
Mokuba: Can I poke him too big brother?
~Now, it’s time for another “Kaiba Brothers’ Moment” *Soft music plays in the background*~
Kaiba: Of course Mokuba *Gives Mokuba a pointy stick*
Mokuba: *Smiles and stabs Joey and giggles* he makes funny noises!
Joey: *Rasping* still . . . live . . . help . . . blood . . .
Kaiba: *Jabs Joey on a pressure point*
Joey: . . . *is probably dead*
~Kaiba Brothers’ Moment over~
Tristan: Dude, that was so . . . *sniff* MAGICAL!!
Serenity: *Sniff* I know! I’m so glad my brother’s probably dead . . .
Everyone except Serenity: *Slowly backs away from the strange thinking ways of Serenity*
Mai: *Conveniently appears* Hey Joey’s not dead! He can still stay alive if we take him to a hospital that is conveniently placed across the street!
Hospital: *Is conveniently placed across the street*
Kaiba: . . . Nah, let’s just chuck tennis balls at him!
Everyone else besides the probably dead Joey: YAH!!! *Chucks conveniently appearing tennis balls at Joey*
Joey: *Is probably dead* *Rasping* It . . . burns . . .
Tea: Did anyone hear anything . . .?
Yugi: Yeah, but let’s just ignore the pain and agony dripped in that sound and continue pelting Joey with conveniently appearing tennis balls and ignore the fact that it may possibly be Joey emitting these sounds! ^__^
Tea: OKAY! ^__^
Ryou + Bakura: *conveniently appears* *Starts pelting Joey with conveniently appearing tennis balls*
Kaiba: *Continues stabbing Joey with pointy stick*
Ryou: Well this is starting to get a bit tiring! I agree with you entirely! Let’s go take a break and have some tea. That’s a great idea!
Everyone except Ryou: *Slowly backs away from the talking to himself Ryou*
Bakura: Oh no Ryou’s gone nuts again!
Ryou: AH! That’s rather rude Bakura!!! You promised not to tell! I don’t get that nut job until next year!
Bakura: WHAT?!
Everyone except Ryou + Bakura: *Slowly backs away from the very corrupted Ryou Bakura*
Kaiba: *Sneezing out a butterfly* *is nervous* now, how’d that get in there?
Butterfly: *Flies on Kaiba’s nose*
Joey: *Magically obtains his missing blood and walks over calmly to the group*
Marik: WOW! There’s a butterfly on Kaiba’s nose! ^__^
Tea: Marik *twitches* must *shudder* DIE!!! *Cringe*
Marik: Um . . . cows drink water? ^__^
Tristan: Butterflies are like, the ultimate death weapons dudes!
Butterfly: *Flies off of Kaiba's nose*
Kaiba: Hey, where's it going?
Ryou: It was probalby scared off by that HUGE booger! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
Kaiba: Why you . . . *Is getting his pointy stick*
Ryou: YOU DARE TO POKE ME WITH YOUR POINTY STICK?!?!? *Glows red and grows about 7 feet with devil horns poking out of his head*
Kaiba: *Shaking* no . . . sir . . .
Everyone else: O_o;
Butterfly: *Is fluttering around minding it's own business*
Kaiba: Alright buddy, time to go back in there *eats butterfly*
Everyone else besides Kaiba: O______O
Tristan: DUDE! That was SICK and WRONG! Now the butterfly clan is SO gonna kick your butt . . .
Butterfly Clan: *Convienently appears*
Kaiba: . . .
Everyone else: . . .
Kaiba: Well aren't you going to kill me?
Butterfly Clan: *All shakes thier heads and goes to hug Kaiba* ^_^
Kaiba: I AM YOUR LEADER! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAA! *Looks like a dork with all the butterflies on him*
Yami: OHMIGOSH! BUTTERFLIES!! *Left ear falls off for a completely unrelated reason*
Kaiba: MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! MY BUTTERFLY CLAN! YOU HAVE ALL RETURNED TO ME!!!
Everyone except Kaiba: *Slowly backs away from the butterfly controlling Kaiba*
Ryou: Once some strange person told me that he had to get cookies for his master . . . but all I had was a pretzel . . . let’s just say that now, I have to find cookies for master now too . . .
Everyone except Ryou: *Slowly backs away from the strange possessed Ryou*
Yami: *Jumps onto the couch and throws a little smoke bomb to the ground. A puff of smoke appears. When the smoke disappears, Yami is still on the couch*
Tristan: DUDE! THAT WAS SO COOL!
Yami: I KNOW! ^__^ I got that from the Guy with No Underpants! *Points*
Guy with No Underpants: *Appears on a toadstool* Chocolate Ocean! Purple ducks and bbbbbbbbuuuunnniiiieeees! *Disappears*
Mai: There’s a Chocolate Ocean and no one told me? I FEEL SO FORGOTTON!!
Joey: DANG YOU GUY WITH NO UNDERPANTS! YOU MADE US FEEL FORGOTTON!! *Chucks conveniently appeared flaming tomato out a conveniently placed opened window*
Random Person walking his dog: *Gets hit by the flaming tomato* OH MY LORD! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
Random Person’s Dog: I’m going to go get a beer *Walks away to a random beer drinking place that is conveniently placed beside Kaiba’s Mansion*
Random Person who WAS walking his dog: I FEEL SO USED!!! *Dies because he was hit by the flaming tomato that eventually burned him like the betrayal of his faithful dog the burned through his heart . . . (freaky music plays in the background)*
Bakura: JOEY YOU IDIOT! That’s not the Guy with No Underpants! You killed a random person walking his dog!
Joey: *Tears in eyes* YOU SAID MY NAME!! *Hugs Bakura*
Bakura: *Twitches* NO! DON’T HUG ME! IT BURNS!!! RYOU! HELP ME!!!
Ryou: *Is chatting with himself and drinking tea from two different cups* ^__^ Oh Bakura! I’m so glad you two are getting along! ^_^ *Continues to chat with self*
Marik: HUGGING IS FUN!!! ^__^ *Hugs Joey who is hugging Bakura (who’s twitching) that starts a chain reaction of twitching and makes it look like they are doing something naughty*
Everyone except Marik, Joey and Bakura who can’t do anything but twitch involuntarily: *Slowly backs away in fear of the STRANGE, TWISTED and JUST PLAIN WRONG Marik, Joey and Bakura*
Yami: YUGI! YOU SHOULD NOT SEE SUCH A SIGHT SUCH AS THIS!!! *Puts hands over Yugi’s eyes*
Kaiba: YOU DARE TOUCH YUGI WITHOUT MINE OR HIS PERMISSION?!?!?!? PERPARE TO BE BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM!!! *Attempts to send Yami to the Shadow Realm but fails completely*
Yami: ^__^
Kaiba: *Calmly tosses a toilet paper roll at Yami*
Yami: *Falls over unconscious*
Yugi: YYYYYYYAAAAAAMMMMMMIIIII!!! *Cries*
Kaiba: *Sniffs* WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON’T?!
Marik: Cows drink water! ^__^
Tea: MARIK MUST DIE!!! *Attempts to kill Marik by tossing Kaiba’s toilet paper roll at him but fails* WHY?!?!? WHY DID I FAIL?!?! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kaiba: BUTTERFLIES! GET YAMI’S DEAD BODY WITH I POKE IT!!!
Butterflies: *Are having tea with Ryou* ^__^
Kaiba: -_-;
Ryou: I feel so forgotten!
Mai: You’re telling me! Everyone ignored be when I mentioned the Chocolate Ocean!
Joey: *Sniff* I did! I EVEN KILLED A RANDOM PERSON WALKING HIS DOG!!!
Bakura: Ah, so you admit it! NOW STOP HUGGIN ME! IT LOOKS AND FEELS WRONG!
Mai: I FEEL SO FORGOTTON!!!
Random Person’s Dog: Got beer?
Marik: COWS DRINK WATER DAMMIT!
Mokuba: THEY DO?!?!? Seto lied to me! Bastard!
Kaiba: What? *Has his Yugi plushie again and is again spooning it*
Yugi: MUST YOU SPOON ME SO?!
Joey: At least he’s not spooning you . . .
Kaiba: HEY! That’s actually a good idea! ^__^ *Attempts to grab Yugi*
Yugi: *Glares at Joey*
Mokuba: HEY! LET’S GO FIND THE CHOCOLATE OCEAN!!!
Mai: YAY! THAT’S A GREAT IDEA!!!
Kaiba: But I want to spoon Yugi! *Pouts un-cutely because he’s Kaiba and it makes him look like a mad crazy cow chicken killer*
Everyone except Kaiba: O_O *Runs away screaming*
Kaiba: Eh, might as well go with them, Yugi’s there after all! ^__^
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O_O; that was strange . . . 8 or 9 pages! YAY! I don't really know, I'm writing this on WordPad because Microsoft Word has mysteriously disappeared. That's my excuse for all grammar and spelling mistakes!
Please review! I answer most of the reviews (the ones I can answer) and the rest I’ll just thank them and put them in a little thank you list . . . I’ll be posting old reviews that I answered too because I miss them . . . I hope my old reviewers come back!
Please review with ideas! Even though I got the last 30 or so chapters already written O_O; (but I’m revising most parts to make it more funny etc.). Also . . . does mediaminer let you do interactive things?
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I wrote this story a while ago so . . . yeah . . . enjoy!
Disclaimer Guy: darkshadow-23 doesn’t own Yu-Gi-Oh! What a loser . . .
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Kaiba + Bakura + Yami: *Are singing* I’m too sexy for my shirt! NAH! NAH! NAH! I’m - I’m -I’m too sexy for my shirt! *Takes off shirts*
Tea: OH MY GOD!
Joey: MY VIRGIN EYES!!
All: . . . Right . . . virgin . . . *Rolls eyes and backs away slowly*
Joey: ?_? Eh?
Yugi: I DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE! *Attempts to jump out window*
Kaiba: NNNNOOOO! YUGI!! *Grabs Yugi before he jumps* I’M SO GLAD THAT YOU’RE OKAY!
Yugi: O_O; you’re really scaring me . . .
Kaiba: I KNOW! *Hugs Yugi*
Yugi: NO! STOP HUGGIN ME! YOU STILL DON’T HAVE YOUR SHIRT ON! AAAAAHHHHHH!
Everyone else besides Kaiba and Yugi: O_O; *slowly backs away from Yugi and um . . . not quite ‘straight’ seeming Kaiba*
Kaiba: Hey! All of you get out of my house! Except Yugi of course! ^__^ *Strokes Yugi’s hair*
Yugi: *Is crying* Please help me!
Yami: Don’t worry hik . . . hiiiiii . . . kaaaa . . . um . . . hiiiiiikkkaa . . . LIGHT GUY! Yeah . . . that’s it!
Everyone except Yami: -_-;
Yugi: What am I, an electrician?
Yami: I’LL SAVE YOU! WHALA! WHALA! WHALA! *Attempts to save Yugi by clogging Kaiba but fails due to the fact that he has a kamikaze . . . fist . . . and clogs himself* OOF!
Everyone except Yami: *Slowly backs away from Yami*
Tristan: DOOD! That was like -
Yami: TOTALLY!
Tristan: RIGHT MAN!
Yami: DUDE!
Tristan: DOOD!
Yami: DOOD?!?!
Tristan: DOOD!
Yami + Tristan: *Does this strange ‘secret’ hand-shake thing by shaking hands hitting their chest together, holding hands and jumping up and down and bumping their butts against each other and doing this strange finger wiggling thing O_O;*
Everyone else except Yami + Tristan: O_O; *slowly backs away from Yami and Tristan*
Yami: Why are you backing away from us? Is it because we’re different?
Tea: Well no one is as different as Joey
Joey: Yeah!! . . . HEY WAIT! Um . . . you said . . . something . . . about . . . um . . .
Serenity: Come on Joey, she said . . .
Joey: Wait! I know . . . she said . . . I was . . . that I was . . . DIFFERENT! YEAH! I GOT IT!
Serenity: Good job Joey! Here’s a biscuit! *Throws Joey a biscuit*
Joey: *Catches biscuit with his mouth* YAY! ^__^
Everyone except Serenity + Joey: *Is slowly backing away from the strange, twisted brother - sister relationship that they have*
Joey: So um . . . Kaiba’s still hugging Yugi huh?
Yugi: -_-; *Glares at Joey*
Kaiba: HOW DARE YOU MAKE YUGI MAD! *Chucks toilet paper roll at Joey*
Joey: *Gets hit by the toilet paper roll and falls over unconscious*
Kaiba: *Has shirt on* YIPPE! DEAD BODY! *Runs over to Joey’s body and starts jabbing it with a pointy stick*
Everyone except Kaiba: *Slowly backs away from the just plain TWISTED dead body poking Kaiba*
Yugi: FREEDOM!!!
Marik: *Is singing that song from West Side Story that darkshadow-23 has never watched and does not own or have any relation to* IIIIII FFFFFFFEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL WITTY! I FFFFFFFEEEEEEELLLLLL PRETTY! IIIIIIIIIIIIIII FFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL AAAAABBBBBSSSSSSSSOOOOLLLLLLUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEELLLLLYYY GGGGGAAAAAAYYYY!
Everyone except Marik: O_O; *slowly backs away from Marik even though they expected that*
Kaiba: *Is hugging his Yugi plushie completely oblivious of the happenings around him* *Notices everyone staring* what?? Never seen a guy hug his Yugi plushie?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! *Turns around and is spooning the Yugi plushie*
Yugi: *Twitches* That. Is. So. Corrupted!
Marik: Did you know that cows drink water and not milk? ^__^
Tea: Marik must die
Yugi: Marik must die
Yami: Marik must die
Tristan: Marik must die
Serenity: Marik must die
Kaiba: Marik must die
Mokuba: Marik must die
Marik: Marik must die
Everyone except Marik: *Slowly backs away from the insanely stupid Marik*
Marik: ^__^ What?
Mokuba: He’s too stupid, he’ll never die!
Everyone including Marik: *Falls over on conveniently placed couches that just happen to be enough to fit everyone*
Serenity: OHMIGOSH! JOEY’S DEAD!
Yami: *Raised eyebrow* you JUST noticed?
Serenity: ^__^
Joey: *Wakes up from unconsciousness* I’M ALIVE!!! IT’S A MIRA-
Kaiba: *Picks up a conveniently placed sword and stabs Joey*
Joey: Oh, that’s not very nice! *Dies*
Kaiba: *Pulls out his point stick and starts poking Joey’s blood deprived body* ah, the best things in life ARE free! ^__^
Mokuba: Can I poke him too big brother?
~Now, it’s time for another “Kaiba Brothers’ Moment” *Soft music plays in the background*~
Kaiba: Of course Mokuba *Gives Mokuba a pointy stick*
Mokuba: *Smiles and stabs Joey and giggles* he makes funny noises!
Joey: *Rasping* still . . . live . . . help . . . blood . . .
Kaiba: *Jabs Joey on a pressure point*
Joey: . . . *is probably dead*
~Kaiba Brothers’ Moment over~
Tristan: Dude, that was so . . . *sniff* MAGICAL!!
Serenity: *Sniff* I know! I’m so glad my brother’s probably dead . . .
Everyone except Serenity: *Slowly backs away from the strange thinking ways of Serenity*
Mai: *Conveniently appears* Hey Joey’s not dead! He can still stay alive if we take him to a hospital that is conveniently placed across the street!
Hospital: *Is conveniently placed across the street*
Kaiba: . . . Nah, let’s just chuck tennis balls at him!
Everyone else besides the probably dead Joey: YAH!!! *Chucks conveniently appearing tennis balls at Joey*
Joey: *Is probably dead* *Rasping* It . . . burns . . .
Tea: Did anyone hear anything . . .?
Yugi: Yeah, but let’s just ignore the pain and agony dripped in that sound and continue pelting Joey with conveniently appearing tennis balls and ignore the fact that it may possibly be Joey emitting these sounds! ^__^
Tea: OKAY! ^__^
Ryou + Bakura: *conveniently appears* *Starts pelting Joey with conveniently appearing tennis balls*
Kaiba: *Continues stabbing Joey with pointy stick*
Ryou: Well this is starting to get a bit tiring! I agree with you entirely! Let’s go take a break and have some tea. That’s a great idea!
Everyone except Ryou: *Slowly backs away from the talking to himself Ryou*
Bakura: Oh no Ryou’s gone nuts again!
Ryou: AH! That’s rather rude Bakura!!! You promised not to tell! I don’t get that nut job until next year!
Bakura: WHAT?!
Everyone except Ryou + Bakura: *Slowly backs away from the very corrupted Ryou Bakura*
Kaiba: *Sneezing out a butterfly* *is nervous* now, how’d that get in there?
Butterfly: *Flies on Kaiba’s nose*
Joey: *Magically obtains his missing blood and walks over calmly to the group*
Marik: WOW! There’s a butterfly on Kaiba’s nose! ^__^
Tea: Marik *twitches* must *shudder* DIE!!! *Cringe*
Marik: Um . . . cows drink water? ^__^
Tristan: Butterflies are like, the ultimate death weapons dudes!
Butterfly: *Flies off of Kaiba's nose*
Kaiba: Hey, where's it going?
Ryou: It was probalby scared off by that HUGE booger! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
Kaiba: Why you . . . *Is getting his pointy stick*
Ryou: YOU DARE TO POKE ME WITH YOUR POINTY STICK?!?!? *Glows red and grows about 7 feet with devil horns poking out of his head*
Kaiba: *Shaking* no . . . sir . . .
Everyone else: O_o;
Butterfly: *Is fluttering around minding it's own business*
Kaiba: Alright buddy, time to go back in there *eats butterfly*
Everyone else besides Kaiba: O______O
Tristan: DUDE! That was SICK and WRONG! Now the butterfly clan is SO gonna kick your butt . . .
Butterfly Clan: *Convienently appears*
Kaiba: . . .
Everyone else: . . .
Kaiba: Well aren't you going to kill me?
Butterfly Clan: *All shakes thier heads and goes to hug Kaiba* ^_^
Kaiba: I AM YOUR LEADER! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAA! *Looks like a dork with all the butterflies on him*
Yami: OHMIGOSH! BUTTERFLIES!! *Left ear falls off for a completely unrelated reason*
Kaiba: MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! MY BUTTERFLY CLAN! YOU HAVE ALL RETURNED TO ME!!!
Everyone except Kaiba: *Slowly backs away from the butterfly controlling Kaiba*
Ryou: Once some strange person told me that he had to get cookies for his master . . . but all I had was a pretzel . . . let’s just say that now, I have to find cookies for master now too . . .
Everyone except Ryou: *Slowly backs away from the strange possessed Ryou*
Yami: *Jumps onto the couch and throws a little smoke bomb to the ground. A puff of smoke appears. When the smoke disappears, Yami is still on the couch*
Tristan: DUDE! THAT WAS SO COOL!
Yami: I KNOW! ^__^ I got that from the Guy with No Underpants! *Points*
Guy with No Underpants: *Appears on a toadstool* Chocolate Ocean! Purple ducks and bbbbbbbbuuuunnniiiieeees! *Disappears*
Mai: There’s a Chocolate Ocean and no one told me? I FEEL SO FORGOTTON!!
Joey: DANG YOU GUY WITH NO UNDERPANTS! YOU MADE US FEEL FORGOTTON!! *Chucks conveniently appeared flaming tomato out a conveniently placed opened window*
Random Person walking his dog: *Gets hit by the flaming tomato* OH MY LORD! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
Random Person’s Dog: I’m going to go get a beer *Walks away to a random beer drinking place that is conveniently placed beside Kaiba’s Mansion*
Random Person who WAS walking his dog: I FEEL SO USED!!! *Dies because he was hit by the flaming tomato that eventually burned him like the betrayal of his faithful dog the burned through his heart . . . (freaky music plays in the background)*
Bakura: JOEY YOU IDIOT! That’s not the Guy with No Underpants! You killed a random person walking his dog!
Joey: *Tears in eyes* YOU SAID MY NAME!! *Hugs Bakura*
Bakura: *Twitches* NO! DON’T HUG ME! IT BURNS!!! RYOU! HELP ME!!!
Ryou: *Is chatting with himself and drinking tea from two different cups* ^__^ Oh Bakura! I’m so glad you two are getting along! ^_^ *Continues to chat with self*
Marik: HUGGING IS FUN!!! ^__^ *Hugs Joey who is hugging Bakura (who’s twitching) that starts a chain reaction of twitching and makes it look like they are doing something naughty*
Everyone except Marik, Joey and Bakura who can’t do anything but twitch involuntarily: *Slowly backs away in fear of the STRANGE, TWISTED and JUST PLAIN WRONG Marik, Joey and Bakura*
Yami: YUGI! YOU SHOULD NOT SEE SUCH A SIGHT SUCH AS THIS!!! *Puts hands over Yugi’s eyes*
Kaiba: YOU DARE TOUCH YUGI WITHOUT MINE OR HIS PERMISSION?!?!?!? PERPARE TO BE BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM!!! *Attempts to send Yami to the Shadow Realm but fails completely*
Yami: ^__^
Kaiba: *Calmly tosses a toilet paper roll at Yami*
Yami: *Falls over unconscious*
Yugi: YYYYYYYAAAAAAMMMMMMIIIII!!! *Cries*
Kaiba: *Sniffs* WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON’T?!
Marik: Cows drink water! ^__^
Tea: MARIK MUST DIE!!! *Attempts to kill Marik by tossing Kaiba’s toilet paper roll at him but fails* WHY?!?!? WHY DID I FAIL?!?! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kaiba: BUTTERFLIES! GET YAMI’S DEAD BODY WITH I POKE IT!!!
Butterflies: *Are having tea with Ryou* ^__^
Kaiba: -_-;
Ryou: I feel so forgotten!
Mai: You’re telling me! Everyone ignored be when I mentioned the Chocolate Ocean!
Joey: *Sniff* I did! I EVEN KILLED A RANDOM PERSON WALKING HIS DOG!!!
Bakura: Ah, so you admit it! NOW STOP HUGGIN ME! IT LOOKS AND FEELS WRONG!
Mai: I FEEL SO FORGOTTON!!!
Random Person’s Dog: Got beer?
Marik: COWS DRINK WATER DAMMIT!
Mokuba: THEY DO?!?!? Seto lied to me! Bastard!
Kaiba: What? *Has his Yugi plushie again and is again spooning it*
Yugi: MUST YOU SPOON ME SO?!
Joey: At least he’s not spooning you . . .
Kaiba: HEY! That’s actually a good idea! ^__^ *Attempts to grab Yugi*
Yugi: *Glares at Joey*
Mokuba: HEY! LET’S GO FIND THE CHOCOLATE OCEAN!!!
Mai: YAY! THAT’S A GREAT IDEA!!!
Kaiba: But I want to spoon Yugi! *Pouts un-cutely because he’s Kaiba and it makes him look like a mad crazy cow chicken killer*
Everyone except Kaiba: O_O *Runs away screaming*
Kaiba: Eh, might as well go with them, Yugi’s there after all! ^__^
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O_O; that was strange . . . 8 or 9 pages! YAY! I don't really know, I'm writing this on WordPad because Microsoft Word has mysteriously disappeared. That's my excuse for all grammar and spelling mistakes!
Please review! I answer most of the reviews (the ones I can answer) and the rest I’ll just thank them and put them in a little thank you list . . . I’ll be posting old reviews that I answered too because I miss them . . . I hope my old reviewers come back!
Please review with ideas! Even though I got the last 30 or so chapters already written O_O; (but I’m revising most parts to make it more funny etc.). Also . . . does mediaminer let you do interactive things?
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