Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ No Sanity Allowed ❯ To The Mental Institute ( Chapter 4 )
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By: darkshadow-23 
The YGO! gang takes Marik to the Mental Institute where Joey meets his reflection, and fights it O_o; and the SWAT & NATH team appears!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.08.2004 | Pages: 6 | Words: 3.3K | Visits: 330 | Status: Completed
The YGO! gang takes Marik to the Mental Institute where Joey meets his reflection, and fights it O_o; and the SWAT & NATH team appears!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.08.2004 | Pages: 6 | Words: 3.3K | Visits: 330 | Status: Completed
The first day of school today . . . My head hurts -_-;
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Sharpie Marker 666: I LOVE QUOTES!!! Here’s one I made up JUST now! Here: “You know when um . . . there’s this thing . . . and you’re feeling bad about life . . . um . . . THERE ARE EGGS IN-MY-SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!” ISN’T THAT THE GREATEST QUOTE EVER?!?!?! 666 is the Devil’s number!!! I don’t know why though . . .
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Thanks to others who reviewed: DOOD, Kurobashi, and lillaine. If I missed anyone, I'm sorry! MediaMiner reviews are confusing!!!
Disclaimer Guy: darkshadow-23 doesn’t own Yu-Gi-Oh! She’s as poor as a paperclip. She’s as weak as a paperclip as well. Forgive her.
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=At the Mental Institute=
Marik: No! Don’t make me go!
Isis: We’re already there you idiot!
Yugi: Hey cool! It’s Scooby Doo! *Points to a circle of people* (A/N: I do not own Scooby Doo)
Scooby Doo: *In a deep MATURE voice* Hello I’m Scooby Doo and I have a drinking problem
Everyone else in the circle: Hi Scooby Doo
Scooby Doo: *In a deep MATURE voice* Yeah hi. When I get drunk I get this high pitched voice not same as my own and I run around getting scared by ‘ghosts’ and beg for doggy treats . . .
Everyone else in the circle: Awwwwhhhhhhhh *shakes their heads disappointed*
Joey: *Drooling* Doggy treats . . .
Scooby Doo: *In a deep MATURE voice* Yes I know. Now when I look back to those sad lost days I feel great and happy, that now that I’m no longer an alcoholic and now I’m helping my friend Shaggy to quit his drinking problem too . . .
Yami: Okay . . . that was weird
Guy Nurse (A/N: There is such thing): *Points to Tristan* DUUUUUUDE!!! You are like, on fire man!
Tristan: Wha? DUDE! YOU’RE RIGHT MAN!!!
Guy Nurse: That is like, totally, like . . . TOTALLY!
Tristan: TOTALLY!
Guy Nurse + Tristan: *High fives each other*
Guy Nurse: HOLY SHIT! DUDE! THAT IS SO COOL! Oh, shit . . . IT BURNS! WITHOUT MY BODY I CANNOT SURF NO MORE MAN!!!!
Yami: Believe in the heart of the . . . surfing . . .?
Guy Nurse: Dude, you’re right man, my body will die BUT MY SOUL SHALL FOREVER SURF!!!!! *dies*
Yami: I HELPED! ^__^
Tea: O_o good thing we're in a hospital . . . Wait, this is a Mental Institute, nevermind -_-;
Kaiba: A BODY! *Twitches* MUST . . . POKE!!!!!
Mokuba: NO SETO! Stop! We’re in a Mental Institute! The people might follow your example!!!
Kaiba: But . . . I MUST!!!! *Has these crazy eyes, you know when you go crazy and you have eyes . . . therefore you have crazy eyes!* *Pokes the burnt Guy Nurse like . . . crazy because he has crazy eyes . . . yeah I think you understand now, so I’ll just . . . leave . . .*
Insane People: *Also has crazy glints in their eyes*
Mokuba: Aw, damn -_-;
Ryou: HE CUSSED! HE CUSSED!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!
Mokuba: . . .
Kaiba: *Is still poking* MOKUBA! I am SO DISAPPOINTED!!!!! *Turns back to the body and starts giggling while he pokes*
Tea: I agree Ryou, Marik must die
Kaiba: *Casually tosses a toilet paper roll at Tea*
Tea: *Hits her on the head and passes out*
Mokuba: You’ve got to stop doing that!
Serenity: Do you carry those with you everywhere?
Kaiba: *Ignores them all and takes out his pointy stick and pokes Tea*
Everyone in the Mental Institute: *Backs away from what seems to be a very mental Kaiba*
Joey: Hey isn’t that Joey Wheeler???
Yugi: YOU _ARE_ Joey Wheeler you dumbass!
Joey: Then who’s that guy?
Yugi: That’s your reflection! You’re looking into a mirror!
Joey: Hi Your Reflection, I’m Joey Wheeler you look a lot like me!
Joey’s Reflection: . . . *Is a mirror, therefore he does not talk*
Joey: *Tries to shake the mirror’s hand but gets hit by the glass* OWWWW! If you didn’t like me you didn’t have to hit me!
Joey’s Reflection: . . .
Joey: Hey don’t mouth out what you want to say! Just say it!
Joey’s Reflection: . . .
Joey: Yeah stop talking when I’m talking and start mouthing out my words when I’m talking!!!! AAARRRRGGGG!
Everyone besides Joey: *Backs away from what seems to be a very mental Joey*
Everyone except Joey from the Yu-Gi-Oh group: *Leaves Joey to fight with his reflection*
Serenity: Great now my brother is more idiotic than ever! I blame you Yugi!
Ryou: Now, now no need for the blame game
Mokuba: The blame game? I WANNA PLAY!
*Suddenly a bunch of guys in bullet proof armour slide down in ropes from the ceiling*
A Guy: We _ARE_ the S.W.A.T. Team!
*Does a gay pose, not -THAT- kind of gay, you know it’s like a less polite way to say corny or um. . . yeah . . . you know . . . you don’t know . . . okay, I’ll just . . . leave . . .*
Yugi: Yeah right!
Another Guy: We aren’t!
A Guy #2: Quiet you!
Another Guy #2: *Slaps him in the back of the head* Hey don’t talk to him like that!
A Guy: We _ARE_ the S.W.A.T. Team! (A/N: Don’t own it)
Mai: Then want does S.W.A.T. stand for?
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: Um Sweaty . . .
A Guy: Water . . .
Another Guy: At……
Some Guy: Texas! ^__^
S.W.A.T. Team: *Does a gay pose*
Everyone else at the Mental Institute: -_-; *Backs away slowly because they like to back away slowly*
Marik: Why are you here anyways?
A Guy #2: Um what are we here for again?
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: Duh to tell every mental person in the world that S.W.A.T. stands for Sweaty Water At Texas!
Yugi: Well . . . that makes no sense . . .
Another Guy: If we had real weapons we’d kill you!
Everyone else in the S.W.A.T. Team: *Slaps their foreheads* D’oh!
Mokuba: COPYRIGHTED INFRINGEMENT!!!!
Another Guy #2: Quiet you!
A Guy #2: I said that and you slapped me at the back of my head! *Slaps him in the back of the head*
Person (who is actually the authoress finding treatment for her insanity at the Mental Institute): GRAMMAR ERRORS!!!! GRAMMAR ERRORS! NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! *Runs around screaming*
Person’s Friend, now known as Other Person (who is the authoress’ not insane friend): What kind of field trip is this?! There are no grammar errors . . .
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: Can we go now?
Some Guy: You’re the leader remember?
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: Oh yeah! RETREAT! And kid *Points at Tristan* did you notice that you are on fire?
Tristan: Yup
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: Aiight dat rippin’ yo dude man
Tristan: . . . ?_?
S.W.A.T. Team: *Has a difficult time climbing up their ropes to the roof*
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: We’ll just um . . . use the door . . .
S.W.A.T. Team: *Runs out to the door* *Does a gay pose* we _ARE_ the S.W.A.T. Team! *Does another gay pose* Sweaty Water At Texas! *Does a gay pose* *Runs out the door*
Joey: So guys, what did I miss?
Mai: Oh nothing
Kaiba: How was your fight with your reflection?
Joey: I don’t want to talk about it . . . *looks down at his feet*
Yami: Joey, your hands are bleeding
Joey: HE BEAT ME OKAY! I kept punching him but he’s so strong!
Mokuba: Ha! Joey got beaten by his own reflection!
Joey: I thought his name was Your Reflection . . .
Everyone except Joey: *Backs away from what seems to be a very STUPID Joey*
(A/N: Is the whole point of the story about backing away from people? Maybe, maybe)
*~_FLASHBACK_~*
Joey: Come on! BRING IT ON! I’ll beat you so bad that your grandfather will hurt . . . I don’t get it . . . I’ll be fighting you so what does that have to do with your grandfather? I should stop watching so many movies . . . Anyways; um I’ll hit you so hard that . . . you wouldn’t want me to hit you so hard again!!
Joey’s Reflection: . . .
Joey: HAH! So you’re scared now huh? *Punches mirror, thus, breaks the mirror, so the sharp glass makes his hand bleed and he gets seven years bad luck* IN YOUR FACE!!!
Joey’s Reflection: *Something weird, mystically, and other magical hooey happens* Yay! I’m free! And since you broke the mirror when with your reflection in it you get seven years bad luck!!!
Joey: . . . I don’t get it, how can you get bad luck for breaking a mirror? Is it like karma? You treat a mirror badly and you get treated badly for seven years because it takes seven years to make a mirror? Does it take seven years to make a mirror? You know, I think I heard somewhere that mirrors are made from sand, but anyways how can you get bad luck for breaking a mirror?
Joey’s Reflection (which isn’t really a reflection anymore since it broke and something happened and now he’s alive and stuff): I’ll show you! I’ll bind myself with your shadow and follow you around for seven years and bring havoc and bad luck-ness upon you until I get sealed back into the mirror!!! (A/N: Sounds a bit like Bakura or Yami Marik or Malik or Mariku or whatever the friggin’ underworld you call him)
Joey: . . . Wow . . . I don’t get it, how can you combine yourself to my shadow, that’s just scientifically impossible plus the -
Joey’s Reflection: It’s also scientifically impossible for someone to be that stupid . . . ah screw the seven year hitch I’m going back in my mirror and getting a beer . . . *Some other weird, mystically, and other magical hooey happens and Joey’s Reflection is sealed back into the mirror* (A/N: This sounds like something from the show!!! O_O)
Joey: *Is still babbling*
*~_END FLASHBACK_~*
Isis: This place won’t fix Marik it’ll probably make it worse! They even made the ‘S.W.A.T. Team’ go insane!
Joey: Gotta pee! Gotta pee!
Tea: I agree with Joey, Marik must die
Joey: *Smacks his forehead with his hand and rolls his eyes*
(A/N: Is the whole point of the story about Tea agreeing to kill Marik even though no one said they wanted to kill Marik at the time? Maybe, maybe)
Serenity: Let’s get out of here
(Yu-Gi-Oh! Fun Fact: Humans grow new skin to replace old/dead skin every six to eight months every few years!)
*Before the Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast can leave the building the N.A.T.H. Team arrives!*
Leader of the N.A.T.H. Team: We ARE the N.A.T.H. Team! (A/N: Does the N.A.T.H Team really exist? Or did anime*angel make it up? Maybe, maybe)
*Does a gay pose*
Yugi: Not this again!
Joey: Coolies!
Serenity: Oh yeah the mutt hasn’t seen this before . . .
Joey: Yea . . . hey!
Kaiba: Mutt? That’s my line!
Serenity: Screw you!
N.A.T.H. Team: *Stands with the other Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast awkwardly while Kaiba and Serenity fight*
Mai: So what does N.A.T.H. stand for?
Some Guy: No, Actors, Tadpoles, or Horsies
Joey: WHAT?! NO HORSIES? I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
Kaiba: *Casually tosses a toilet paper roll at Joey*
Joey: *Like always, it hits his head and he passes out*
Another Guy: SWEET DUDE!
Tristan: Hey that’s my line! SWEET DUDE!
Some Guy #2: Do you carry these toilet paper rolls around?
Kaiba: *Ignores everyone and pokes Joey in the eye with his pointy stick*
Mokuba: At least we’re outside . . . are we even outside? What happened? Who are these guys? Man, I have a short attention span! You know, watermelons are really great for . . . eating . . .
Yami: *Talking to Another Guy #2* so you’re from the N.A.T.H. Team what’s that like?
Leader of the N.A.T.H. Team: *To Tristan* Hey . . . um . . . did you notice that you are on fire?
Tristan: Yep
Yugi: I COLLECT RUBBER ORANGES!!! ^______________^
Yami: I sit on popcicles! MY BUTT IS NUMB!!! *Starts to sob dramatically*
Everyone else except Kaiba because of his Yugi-obsession: *Slolwy backs away from Yugi and Yami*
Leader of the N.A.T.H. Team: Aiight dat trippin’ ya yo man dude
Tristan: Yeah I’m thinking that the fire is getting absorbed into my body or something and the fire is radioactive and I won’t die instead I’ll get fire powers
Leader of the N.A.T.H. Team: Sweet!
Mokuba: Sweet? Like candy?
Tea: I agree Mokuba, Marik must die
Marik: *Gulp* Um . . . Cows drink -
Serenity: MILK! ^__^
Marik: No *twitch* they don’t *cringe, shudder* water . . . is . . . good . . .
*The two groups bond for a while and exchange phone numbers*
Kaiba + Serenity: *finally stopped fighting but the N.A.T.H. Team was already leaving*
Leader of the N.A.T.H. Team: Remember we ARE the N.A.T.H. Team!
*Does a gay pose* *and falls into the sewers*
Some Guy: We did that on purpose!
Kaiba: Where are the so-called N.A.T.H. Team?
Yugi: Oh they’re gone; they fell into the sewers and got washed away . . .
Some Guy: I SAID we did it on purpose
Yami: I can still hear them in the wind . . .
Joey: At least we still have their phone numbers . . .
Tristan: Can someone hold my copy of their numbers? I’m afraid it might burn!
Tea: I agree Tristan, Marik must die…..
Yami: *Rolls eyes* Fine let’s ALL kill Marik!
Marik: OH SHIT!
Tea: NO!
Marik: Yeah!
Tea: I MUST KILL HIM!
Marik: D’oh!
Mokuba: COPYRIGHTED INFRINGEMENT!!!!! *Looks at the casts reflections in the glass doors* JOEY HAS NO REFLECTION! HE’S A VAMPIRE!!!! *Runs off screaming*
Joey’s Reflection: Oh damn, I’m late for my job . . . oh well, nothing bad will come of it!
Mokuba: *Has some vampire destroying mechanism* DIE!!!!!
Joey: . . . Taco?
Kaiba: Now let’s all go home *Wraps his arms around the group smiling*
Everyone except Kaiba: *Jumps and backs away from what seem to be an um . . . strange Kaiba*
Tea: I thought you wanted use to get out of your house
Kaiba: YOU told me to stop saying that!
Tea: I agree Kaiba, Marik must die
Mai: *Shakes head*
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(Start of weird sequence)
Joey: IN YOUR FACE GOLDILOCKS!
Tea: My hair is brown!
(End of weird sequence)
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Mokuba: I’m going home for some hot chocolate
Everyone: *Thinks of wonderful time at the chocolate ocean dome*
(A/N: Is the whole point of this story about the chocolate ocean dome or thinking about the chocolate ocean dome? Maybe, maybe)
Tristan: I can have cold chocolate or just chocolate in a cup, I can easily control my fire powers now by holding a cup and not burning it while making the chocolate hot or melting the chocolate and make the hot *nods proudly*
(A/N: Is the whole point of this story about Tristan having fire powers? Maybe, maybe. Maybe he’ll burn his hair off by accident! =^.^= That’s always been my dream! Is the whole point of this story about me wanting Tristan to be bald? Maybe, maybe)
(A/N: Is the whole point to this story about Author’s Notes and Yu-Gi-Oh! Fun Facts? Maybe, maybe)
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Anime*angel gave me the idea for the N.A.T.H Team . . . Is it real? Or did you make it up?! I didn’t change a lot of stuff, like I said, my brain is just . . . offline!
I’m thinking abut posting new chapters between the old ones. What do you think? New reviewers might not know what I mean ^__^;
9 pages! New record! For me . . . yay! I’m writing so much!! Please review . . .
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Sharpie Marker 666: I LOVE QUOTES!!! Here’s one I made up JUST now! Here: “You know when um . . . there’s this thing . . . and you’re feeling bad about life . . . um . . . THERE ARE EGGS IN-MY-SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!” ISN’T THAT THE GREATEST QUOTE EVER?!?!?! 666 is the Devil’s number!!! I don’t know why though . . .
Dragonlady1220 (AKA Liz16: _I_ write too slowly?!?!?! *Points at your bio* the latest story you’ve wrote (not the new one) hasn’t been updated in over a month!!! I enjoy your help but please stop complaining I’m trying my best and I JUST had midterms so my humour level is way down -_-; must get caramel . . .
Thanks to others who reviewed . . .
Sunrise and Sunset
SillyJilly
Paladin Dragoon
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mangafreak2273: Thanks! ^^
A*a: My 3rd stalker -_-; So many stalkers these days . . . didja finally get your second lock to work?
vaporeon13204: Yeah, a little corner for the gathering of Marik's death ^^
dragonlady1220 (aka Liz 16): I HAVE to use WordPad because Microsofe Word from my computer magically disappeared -_-; I MIGHT be moving all my fanfictions to MediaMiner, but school's come up and I already have a lot of homework on my first day! The last time NSA was down I lost the first chapter, WHICH I SAVED ON A DISK. And the disk somehow messed it up. But I also saved it on geocities and when I opened the file it was weirdly encrypted.
Thanks to others who reviewed: DOOD, Kurobashi, and lillaine. If I missed anyone, I'm sorry! MediaMiner reviews are confusing!!!
Disclaimer Guy: darkshadow-23 doesn’t own Yu-Gi-Oh! She’s as poor as a paperclip. She’s as weak as a paperclip as well. Forgive her.
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=At the Mental Institute=
Marik: No! Don’t make me go!
Isis: We’re already there you idiot!
Yugi: Hey cool! It’s Scooby Doo! *Points to a circle of people* (A/N: I do not own Scooby Doo)
Scooby Doo: *In a deep MATURE voice* Hello I’m Scooby Doo and I have a drinking problem
Everyone else in the circle: Hi Scooby Doo
Scooby Doo: *In a deep MATURE voice* Yeah hi. When I get drunk I get this high pitched voice not same as my own and I run around getting scared by ‘ghosts’ and beg for doggy treats . . .
Everyone else in the circle: Awwwwhhhhhhhh *shakes their heads disappointed*
Joey: *Drooling* Doggy treats . . .
Scooby Doo: *In a deep MATURE voice* Yes I know. Now when I look back to those sad lost days I feel great and happy, that now that I’m no longer an alcoholic and now I’m helping my friend Shaggy to quit his drinking problem too . . .
Yami: Okay . . . that was weird
Guy Nurse (A/N: There is such thing): *Points to Tristan* DUUUUUUDE!!! You are like, on fire man!
Tristan: Wha? DUDE! YOU’RE RIGHT MAN!!!
Guy Nurse: That is like, totally, like . . . TOTALLY!
Tristan: TOTALLY!
Guy Nurse + Tristan: *High fives each other*
Guy Nurse: HOLY SHIT! DUDE! THAT IS SO COOL! Oh, shit . . . IT BURNS! WITHOUT MY BODY I CANNOT SURF NO MORE MAN!!!!
Yami: Believe in the heart of the . . . surfing . . .?
Guy Nurse: Dude, you’re right man, my body will die BUT MY SOUL SHALL FOREVER SURF!!!!! *dies*
Yami: I HELPED! ^__^
Tea: O_o good thing we're in a hospital . . . Wait, this is a Mental Institute, nevermind -_-;
Kaiba: A BODY! *Twitches* MUST . . . POKE!!!!!
Mokuba: NO SETO! Stop! We’re in a Mental Institute! The people might follow your example!!!
Kaiba: But . . . I MUST!!!! *Has these crazy eyes, you know when you go crazy and you have eyes . . . therefore you have crazy eyes!* *Pokes the burnt Guy Nurse like . . . crazy because he has crazy eyes . . . yeah I think you understand now, so I’ll just . . . leave . . .*
Insane People: *Also has crazy glints in their eyes*
Mokuba: Aw, damn -_-;
Ryou: HE CUSSED! HE CUSSED!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!
Mokuba: . . .
Kaiba: *Is still poking* MOKUBA! I am SO DISAPPOINTED!!!!! *Turns back to the body and starts giggling while he pokes*
Tea: I agree Ryou, Marik must die
Kaiba: *Casually tosses a toilet paper roll at Tea*
Tea: *Hits her on the head and passes out*
Mokuba: You’ve got to stop doing that!
Serenity: Do you carry those with you everywhere?
Kaiba: *Ignores them all and takes out his pointy stick and pokes Tea*
Everyone in the Mental Institute: *Backs away from what seems to be a very mental Kaiba*
Joey: Hey isn’t that Joey Wheeler???
Yugi: YOU _ARE_ Joey Wheeler you dumbass!
Joey: Then who’s that guy?
Yugi: That’s your reflection! You’re looking into a mirror!
Joey: Hi Your Reflection, I’m Joey Wheeler you look a lot like me!
Joey’s Reflection: . . . *Is a mirror, therefore he does not talk*
Joey: *Tries to shake the mirror’s hand but gets hit by the glass* OWWWW! If you didn’t like me you didn’t have to hit me!
Joey’s Reflection: . . .
Joey: Hey don’t mouth out what you want to say! Just say it!
Joey’s Reflection: . . .
Joey: Yeah stop talking when I’m talking and start mouthing out my words when I’m talking!!!! AAARRRRGGGG!
Everyone besides Joey: *Backs away from what seems to be a very mental Joey*
Everyone except Joey from the Yu-Gi-Oh group: *Leaves Joey to fight with his reflection*
Serenity: Great now my brother is more idiotic than ever! I blame you Yugi!
Ryou: Now, now no need for the blame game
Mokuba: The blame game? I WANNA PLAY!
*Suddenly a bunch of guys in bullet proof armour slide down in ropes from the ceiling*
A Guy: We _ARE_ the S.W.A.T. Team!
*Does a gay pose, not -THAT- kind of gay, you know it’s like a less polite way to say corny or um. . . yeah . . . you know . . . you don’t know . . . okay, I’ll just . . . leave . . .*
Yugi: Yeah right!
Another Guy: We aren’t!
A Guy #2: Quiet you!
Another Guy #2: *Slaps him in the back of the head* Hey don’t talk to him like that!
A Guy: We _ARE_ the S.W.A.T. Team! (A/N: Don’t own it)
Mai: Then want does S.W.A.T. stand for?
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: Um Sweaty . . .
A Guy: Water . . .
Another Guy: At……
Some Guy: Texas! ^__^
S.W.A.T. Team: *Does a gay pose*
Everyone else at the Mental Institute: -_-; *Backs away slowly because they like to back away slowly*
Marik: Why are you here anyways?
A Guy #2: Um what are we here for again?
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: Duh to tell every mental person in the world that S.W.A.T. stands for Sweaty Water At Texas!
Yugi: Well . . . that makes no sense . . .
Another Guy: If we had real weapons we’d kill you!
Everyone else in the S.W.A.T. Team: *Slaps their foreheads* D’oh!
Mokuba: COPYRIGHTED INFRINGEMENT!!!!
Another Guy #2: Quiet you!
A Guy #2: I said that and you slapped me at the back of my head! *Slaps him in the back of the head*
Person (who is actually the authoress finding treatment for her insanity at the Mental Institute): GRAMMAR ERRORS!!!! GRAMMAR ERRORS! NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! *Runs around screaming*
Person’s Friend, now known as Other Person (who is the authoress’ not insane friend): What kind of field trip is this?! There are no grammar errors . . .
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: Can we go now?
Some Guy: You’re the leader remember?
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: Oh yeah! RETREAT! And kid *Points at Tristan* did you notice that you are on fire?
Tristan: Yup
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: Aiight dat rippin’ yo dude man
Tristan: . . . ?_?
S.W.A.T. Team: *Has a difficult time climbing up their ropes to the roof*
Leader of the S.W.A.T. Team: We’ll just um . . . use the door . . .
S.W.A.T. Team: *Runs out to the door* *Does a gay pose* we _ARE_ the S.W.A.T. Team! *Does another gay pose* Sweaty Water At Texas! *Does a gay pose* *Runs out the door*
Joey: So guys, what did I miss?
Mai: Oh nothing
Kaiba: How was your fight with your reflection?
Joey: I don’t want to talk about it . . . *looks down at his feet*
Yami: Joey, your hands are bleeding
Joey: HE BEAT ME OKAY! I kept punching him but he’s so strong!
Mokuba: Ha! Joey got beaten by his own reflection!
Joey: I thought his name was Your Reflection . . .
Everyone except Joey: *Backs away from what seems to be a very STUPID Joey*
(A/N: Is the whole point of the story about backing away from people? Maybe, maybe)
*~_FLASHBACK_~*
Joey: Come on! BRING IT ON! I’ll beat you so bad that your grandfather will hurt . . . I don’t get it . . . I’ll be fighting you so what does that have to do with your grandfather? I should stop watching so many movies . . . Anyways; um I’ll hit you so hard that . . . you wouldn’t want me to hit you so hard again!!
Joey’s Reflection: . . .
Joey: HAH! So you’re scared now huh? *Punches mirror, thus, breaks the mirror, so the sharp glass makes his hand bleed and he gets seven years bad luck* IN YOUR FACE!!!
Joey’s Reflection: *Something weird, mystically, and other magical hooey happens* Yay! I’m free! And since you broke the mirror when with your reflection in it you get seven years bad luck!!!
Joey: . . . I don’t get it, how can you get bad luck for breaking a mirror? Is it like karma? You treat a mirror badly and you get treated badly for seven years because it takes seven years to make a mirror? Does it take seven years to make a mirror? You know, I think I heard somewhere that mirrors are made from sand, but anyways how can you get bad luck for breaking a mirror?
Joey’s Reflection (which isn’t really a reflection anymore since it broke and something happened and now he’s alive and stuff): I’ll show you! I’ll bind myself with your shadow and follow you around for seven years and bring havoc and bad luck-ness upon you until I get sealed back into the mirror!!! (A/N: Sounds a bit like Bakura or Yami Marik or Malik or Mariku or whatever the friggin’ underworld you call him)
Joey: . . . Wow . . . I don’t get it, how can you combine yourself to my shadow, that’s just scientifically impossible plus the -
Joey’s Reflection: It’s also scientifically impossible for someone to be that stupid . . . ah screw the seven year hitch I’m going back in my mirror and getting a beer . . . *Some other weird, mystically, and other magical hooey happens and Joey’s Reflection is sealed back into the mirror* (A/N: This sounds like something from the show!!! O_O)
Joey: *Is still babbling*
*~_END FLASHBACK_~*
Isis: This place won’t fix Marik it’ll probably make it worse! They even made the ‘S.W.A.T. Team’ go insane!
Joey: Gotta pee! Gotta pee!
Tea: I agree with Joey, Marik must die
Joey: *Smacks his forehead with his hand and rolls his eyes*
(A/N: Is the whole point of the story about Tea agreeing to kill Marik even though no one said they wanted to kill Marik at the time? Maybe, maybe)
Serenity: Let’s get out of here
(Yu-Gi-Oh! Fun Fact: Humans grow new skin to replace old/dead skin every six to eight months every few years!)
*Before the Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast can leave the building the N.A.T.H. Team arrives!*
Leader of the N.A.T.H. Team: We ARE the N.A.T.H. Team! (A/N: Does the N.A.T.H Team really exist? Or did anime*angel make it up? Maybe, maybe)
*Does a gay pose*
Yugi: Not this again!
Joey: Coolies!
Serenity: Oh yeah the mutt hasn’t seen this before . . .
Joey: Yea . . . hey!
Kaiba: Mutt? That’s my line!
Serenity: Screw you!
N.A.T.H. Team: *Stands with the other Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast awkwardly while Kaiba and Serenity fight*
Mai: So what does N.A.T.H. stand for?
Some Guy: No, Actors, Tadpoles, or Horsies
Joey: WHAT?! NO HORSIES? I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
Kaiba: *Casually tosses a toilet paper roll at Joey*
Joey: *Like always, it hits his head and he passes out*
Another Guy: SWEET DUDE!
Tristan: Hey that’s my line! SWEET DUDE!
Some Guy #2: Do you carry these toilet paper rolls around?
Kaiba: *Ignores everyone and pokes Joey in the eye with his pointy stick*
Mokuba: At least we’re outside . . . are we even outside? What happened? Who are these guys? Man, I have a short attention span! You know, watermelons are really great for . . . eating . . .
Yami: *Talking to Another Guy #2* so you’re from the N.A.T.H. Team what’s that like?
Leader of the N.A.T.H. Team: *To Tristan* Hey . . . um . . . did you notice that you are on fire?
Tristan: Yep
Yugi: I COLLECT RUBBER ORANGES!!! ^______________^
Yami: I sit on popcicles! MY BUTT IS NUMB!!! *Starts to sob dramatically*
Everyone else except Kaiba because of his Yugi-obsession: *Slolwy backs away from Yugi and Yami*
Leader of the N.A.T.H. Team: Aiight dat trippin’ ya yo man dude
Tristan: Yeah I’m thinking that the fire is getting absorbed into my body or something and the fire is radioactive and I won’t die instead I’ll get fire powers
Leader of the N.A.T.H. Team: Sweet!
Mokuba: Sweet? Like candy?
Tea: I agree Mokuba, Marik must die
Marik: *Gulp* Um . . . Cows drink -
Serenity: MILK! ^__^
Marik: No *twitch* they don’t *cringe, shudder* water . . . is . . . good . . .
*The two groups bond for a while and exchange phone numbers*
Kaiba + Serenity: *finally stopped fighting but the N.A.T.H. Team was already leaving*
Leader of the N.A.T.H. Team: Remember we ARE the N.A.T.H. Team!
*Does a gay pose* *and falls into the sewers*
Some Guy: We did that on purpose!
Kaiba: Where are the so-called N.A.T.H. Team?
Yugi: Oh they’re gone; they fell into the sewers and got washed away . . .
Some Guy: I SAID we did it on purpose
Yami: I can still hear them in the wind . . .
Joey: At least we still have their phone numbers . . .
Tristan: Can someone hold my copy of their numbers? I’m afraid it might burn!
Tea: I agree Tristan, Marik must die…..
Yami: *Rolls eyes* Fine let’s ALL kill Marik!
Marik: OH SHIT!
Tea: NO!
Marik: Yeah!
Tea: I MUST KILL HIM!
Marik: D’oh!
Mokuba: COPYRIGHTED INFRINGEMENT!!!!! *Looks at the casts reflections in the glass doors* JOEY HAS NO REFLECTION! HE’S A VAMPIRE!!!! *Runs off screaming*
Joey’s Reflection: Oh damn, I’m late for my job . . . oh well, nothing bad will come of it!
Mokuba: *Has some vampire destroying mechanism* DIE!!!!!
Joey: . . . Taco?
Kaiba: Now let’s all go home *Wraps his arms around the group smiling*
Everyone except Kaiba: *Jumps and backs away from what seem to be an um . . . strange Kaiba*
Tea: I thought you wanted use to get out of your house
Kaiba: YOU told me to stop saying that!
Tea: I agree Kaiba, Marik must die
Mai: *Shakes head*
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(Start of weird sequence)
Joey: IN YOUR FACE GOLDILOCKS!
Tea: My hair is brown!
(End of weird sequence)
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Mokuba: I’m going home for some hot chocolate
Everyone: *Thinks of wonderful time at the chocolate ocean dome*
(A/N: Is the whole point of this story about the chocolate ocean dome or thinking about the chocolate ocean dome? Maybe, maybe)
Tristan: I can have cold chocolate or just chocolate in a cup, I can easily control my fire powers now by holding a cup and not burning it while making the chocolate hot or melting the chocolate and make the hot *nods proudly*
(A/N: Is the whole point of this story about Tristan having fire powers? Maybe, maybe. Maybe he’ll burn his hair off by accident! =^.^= That’s always been my dream! Is the whole point of this story about me wanting Tristan to be bald? Maybe, maybe)
(A/N: Is the whole point to this story about Author’s Notes and Yu-Gi-Oh! Fun Facts? Maybe, maybe)
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Anime*angel gave me the idea for the N.A.T.H Team . . . Is it real? Or did you make it up?! I didn’t change a lot of stuff, like I said, my brain is just . . . offline!
I’m thinking abut posting new chapters between the old ones. What do you think? New reviewers might not know what I mean ^__^;
9 pages! New record! For me . . . yay! I’m writing so much!! Please review . . .