Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ No Sanity Allowed ❯ This is Just Crazy ( Chapter 3 )
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By: darkshadow-23 
The cast annoys the Guy with no underpants until he let's them go (actually he wanted the cast to get the heck out anyways) and everyone decided to join the dark side because of Marik.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.30.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.0K | Visits: 294 | Status: Completed
The cast annoys the Guy with no underpants until he let's them go (actually he wanted the cast to get the heck out anyways) and everyone decided to join the dark side because of Marik.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.30.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.0K | Visits: 294 | Status: Completed
I'm back ^^ I neglected writing fanfiction again ^_^;;; And my sister is out of the hospital!!!! The doctors took out her appendix FOR NO REASON!!!!! THOSE STUPID &@^(#@$%(&@$%(&@!!!!!!!!!! It was atcually her small intestines/bowel that was the problem. But since they didn't know what to do about it they just sent her home -_-;;;; Lousy idiots.
Plus I've been reading too much manga!!!! I've been having dreams in which all the scenes in my dream are in panels!!!! O_o; I should turn this story (No Sanity Allowed) into a doujinshi!!! Haha. I draw Yugi and Yami quite decently . . . but I dont' know about the rest of the guys . . . Anyways review replies!!!!
Fanfiction replies:
Life’s Light/anime*angel: Wow, hey I think you told me that before in grade 7 . . . or maybe that was someone else, anyways I heard that before . . . maybe it happened again?
Dragonlady1220 (AKA Liz16: Yeah that was the reason I think, I was thinking that I should put it on my site and you all vote and comment on a poll or something, but no one ever goes to my site. Ah, a chapter of Tristan being bald *starry eyes* a dream come true!!! I have an idea for a Tristan fic, but I have to finish “Progressive Insanities of Bakura” and I have to get a move on for the sequel to ‘Seto’s in Trouble!’. Bah -_-; the virus was my brother’s fault, he opened a letter entitled ‘Love Letter’ O_O; Idiot! If I just uploaded everything that would be VERY lazy, plus this is one of my earlier stories to the writing styles are a bit off, and I’ll lose a LOT of reviews that way and I think I’m having writers block for this . . . there’s like, 9 chapters of Reviewers Island so I’ll make new chapters soon! And I’m making these versions better and funnier! If they don’t review it’s their lost.
KittKat: I have FRENCH midterms! My French teacher lied and said we DIDN’T have French midterms then she suddenly said, “HAH! SUCKERS! YOU HAVE FRENCH MIDTERMS! IN YOUR FACE!!!” And she ran screaming that down the hall . . . really . . . she did . . . or at least I imagined she did
Paladin Dragoon: Hey you should read my only romance fic “Love is Evil” there are some funky moments in there too! My favourite is the Joey and Kaiba one . . . hehe. It’s not the funniest thing I’ve ever written so just go to Chapter 4 and read about the cheese part. -_-;
Silly Jilly: Sure, why not. Marik, you’re a pink bunny now. . . . What? A journal? HUH? Shhhhhh . . . don’t tell Jimmy! Always wanted to say that, unfortunately I know no one by the name of Jimmy.
MediaMiner Replies:
dragonlady1220 (aka Liz16: Another Reviewers Island? Maybe . . . But I have a bunch of other stuff to do right now!!! Like getting this story back up -_-; Thanks for coming from fanfiction.net and reviewing!!! Gary Sue???? I've never heard of that O_O
Yamifanner: Haha, I should let that happen . . . maybe I'll add that in this chapter??? I don't know =P
Kurobashi: Did you really cry O_O Stupid fanfiction . . . I'll try to put up all of the chapters as soon as I can!
vaporeon13204: I like the Kaiba Brother's Moments as well! ^_____________^
Thanks to: digi148, DOOD and everyone else who reviewed!!! It doesn't say on MediaMiner which chapter you reply on -_-; Next time do you guys mind if you put down which chapter you're replying somewhere? Sorry, I'm such a forgetful idiot!!!
Disclaimer Guy: darkshadow-23 doesn’t own Yu-Gi-Oh! If she did, then she would know how to play the card game -_-; (Well she knows but she’s terrible at it)
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Guy with no underpants: GET OUT OF MY DOME!
Kaiba: Hey! That’s MY line! And besides you broke into MY house and that gives me the right to break into YOUR dome *nods proudly*
Tea: Two wrongs don’t make a right you know . . .
Yugi: But Kiaba’s got a point
Joey: HEY! I didn’t know you can talk!
Yugi: Shows how stupid you are
Kaiba: You agreed with me AND made fun of Joey! I’M SO PROUD!!! *Attempts to hug Yugi*
Yugi: *Bunny glares Kaiba, which is very scary*
Kaiba: O_O; *Says quietly* and you’re glaring evilly now too . . . *Backs away slowly*
Tristan: Well I didn’t know you can talk as a bunny!
Yugi: You never asked!
Tea: I agree Yugi, Marik must die
Yugi: Right . . .
Marik: *Is hopping* Cows drink water, not milk! ^__^
Serenity: Wait, cows are mammals . . . and mammals drink milk from their mothers when they are born!!! Therefore, COWS _DO_ DRINK MILK!! >:)
Marik: O_O WHAT??!?!? THAT CAN’T BE TRUE!!!
Kaiba: *Pulls out laptop and looks up info* She’s right, mammals do drink milk, and cows are mammals so newborn calves (baby cows/bulls) drink milk
Marik: NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN BASED ON A LIE! *Somehow curls up in a fetal position in his bunny-body and twitches*
Guy with no underpants: Now, LEAVE! Or I shall send my Chocolate Dragon’s after you!
Yami: Who ARE you?
Kaiba: How dare you break into my house?
Serenity: And why aren’t you wearing any underpants? *Shields eyes*
Guy with no underpants: Wow. So many questions! I wonder which one should I ignore first?
Yami: Ignore mine first! I asked first!
Joey: YES! COVER YOUR EYES! YOU ARE STILL TO YOUNG TO SEE MALE UNDERWEAR!!!
Tea: But that’s women’s underwear! It’s all frilly and _PINK_
Guy with no underpants: . . .
Serenity: UGH! She’s right! That just makes it more wrong!
Mai: Even I don’t wear pink underwear!
Tea: That kind fo looks like my underwear . . . WERE YOU THE GUY SNEAKING INTO MY ROOM LAST NIGHT?!?!?!?
Guy with no underpants: Don't kid yourself, ugly -_-;
Tristan: DUDE! That’s just . . . DUDE! You’re one of those people that give a bad name to guys with no underpants
Joey: Whoa, wait. Isn’t underpants and underwear the same?
Bakura: NO! They’re different words! *Nods*
Joey: -_-; right, so he’s NOT wearing underpants but he IS wearing underwear?
Bakura: Yep!
Guy with no underpants: Can we stop this conversation about my underpant deprived life???
Kaiba: Change Yugi back! *In slow motion* YYYYYUUUUGGGGGGGGIIIIIII!
Everyone: *Not in slow motion* -_-;
Ryou: Why are you yelling in slow motion?? It isn’t a slow motion moment you moron! WOW! That’s an alliteration! Really? Yeah! COOL! *High fives self*
Bakura: I’m not going to even bother . . .
Guy with no underpants: Alright then . . . *Farts, thus, changing Yugi back to human*
Yugi: *Is human* HEY! My mysteriously disappeared clothes have returned to me!
Kaiba: DAMN!
Everyone: O_O; *is too shocked to back away*
Tristan: That’s just . . . wrong . . . *is so shocked he didn’t use ‘dude’ in a sentence*
Kaiba: I mean . . . darn? I’m so glad you’re human now Yugi! *Picks him up and hugs him*
Yugi: AH! Put me down! I’m afraid of heights!
Yes, the authoress is making a short joke. A really dumb short joke. Yugi is shortest in the anime, Kaiba is the tallest. The authoress is also short. She should not be making short jokes.
Tristan: Dudes! Let’s ditch Marik and RUN!
Everyone: *Runs out of Chocolate Dome*
Marik: Hey, we did the same thing at the same time and ended up in the same place! ISN’T THAT COOL?!?!
Yami: Weren’t you twitching? And why aren’t you a rabbit/bunny anymore?
Marik: *Left eyebrow twitches and makes a scary smiling face (like Yami Marik when he tilts his head)* I don’t know what you’re talking about HEHE! COWS DRINK WATER!
Serenity: They also drink milk! ^__^
Marik: SILENCE! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE TRUE NATURE OF COWS!!!! *Huddles in the corner, which doesn’t really exist since he’s outside somewhere and starts to cry*
Tea: Marik must die
Everyone else except Marik and Tea: -_-;
Tea: Just trying to lighten up the mood
Joey: And mentioning about Marik dying lightens the mood?
Tea: . . . Yes.
Ryou: Well! I’ll say! That was quite an interesting gathering of sorts! ^__^
Yami: Why do the British use so many vowels?
Bakura: What’s a vowel?
Yugi: The British use a lot of vowels?! Where’d you hear that?
Yami: It’s a joke!
Tea: Oh, then why do the British use so many vowels?
Yami: BECAUSE MANDARINS ARE ACTAULLY ORANGES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone except Yami: O_O; WTF? *Backs slowly away from Yami*
That was another lame joke that the authoress conveniently made up at this moment. She has tonnes of them, tomorrow, at school, she’ll tell everyone about this joke and everyone will be very scared of her. Also, she is using instant messaging slang which she never uses so it’s strange for her to be using it. (WTF) She's also Chinese, but only understands Cantonese, and when her relatives speak Mandrins, she gets mad and starts to slice up oranges.
Isis: *Appears* I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU LITTLE BROTHER! TIME TO GO TO THE MENTAL INSTITUTE!
Marik: OH CRAP! *Runs away*
*986633587776 Eons later, actually its 3 minutes later, but I can’t tell time*
~*IN THE KAIBA MANSION*~
Kaiba: IF HE’S CHECKING MY E-MAIL I’M GOING TO . . . HUG YUGI! ^___^
Yugi: -_-; shit!
Marik: *Is smoking a cigarette, actually, he’s drinking water, like his cow heroines (since cows are female), the authoress is just a dumb ass*
Kaiba: Darn!
Yugi: ^__^
Serenity: “Check my e-mail” God, what a geek!
Kaiba: I heard that! And aren’t you people Japanese? It’s ‘Kami’ not ‘God’! Jesus Christ . . .
Serenity: You’re Japanese too . . .
Joey: . . . I have a Brooklyn accent though . . .
Tea: It's Osaka in Japanese ^^ (A/N: An Osaka accent is like a New York accent in America ^^)
Isis: *In a wavy voice, you know, like when someone’s parents die and 10 years later they go insane and look into a lake and their parents’ faces is in the lake and they say something wise and junk* Come now young Marik, the Mental Institute is waiting for us . . .
Marik: WHAT?!?!? NO!
Tea: I agree with you Marik . . .
Marik: You do?!
Everyone else: You DO???!!!?!
Tea: . . . Marik must die
Marik: D’oh!
Bakura: We should’ve seen that coming -_-;
Mokuba: *Points a shaking finger at Tea, you know, like when someone dies and that person’s best friend points at the person that could’ve killed them crazily and accusingly* THAT’S COPYRIGHTED INFRINGEMENT!
Serenity: We should take him to the Torture Chambers instead! (A/N: Random Note: In ‘Love is Evil’ Serenity and Bakura subscribed to a Torture Chamber Magazine)
Isis: I might be your sister Marik, but you really do suck. I seriously need to take you to the Mental Health Institute
Marik: My health isn’t mental! I just am!
Isis: -_-;
Tristan: What a burn, man
Marik: *Glares* Sports. Suck.
Tristan: YOU! Y-OU! YOU ARE SO MEAN!!!!! *Runs to the corner, which quite a distance since the Kaiba mansion is big and the living room is the size of a small elementary gym* Man, I got a whole week’s exercise from that! Anyways, *Huddles in the corner and cries* (A/N: Yes. They are not the greatest runners in the world)
Tea: Marik must die!
Tristan: Marik must die!
Tea: *Goes to the corner with Tristan*
Yugi: She’s gone to the dark side . . .
Mokuba: That’s the dark side? In my own living room?!
Yugi: Probably, either that or the ‘Marik Must Die Corner’
Mokuba: Well, okay. *Grabs his bike (to avoid passing out from the run since he’s still young) and rides over to Tristan and Tea and sits down quietly*
Isis: *Goes to the dark side too*
Joey: Damn, that’s too far a distance!
Marik: Does that mean you’re staying with me?! =)
Joey: No! *Shoves self out window* that was easier
Kaiba: *Drives his golf cart to the dark side with Yugi*
Everyone else except Marik: *Somehow makes it to the dark side and sits down quietly*
Yugi: *Stands up* Maybe we shouldn’t kill Marik . . .
Marik: Shindiggery! ^___^
Yugi: Never mind *Sits down again*
Marik: D’oh!
Ryou: I can hear them . . . I can hear them taunting him . . . torturing him . . . I can’t help but feels sorry for him, the horror he must have felt . . . they kept saying those horrible, hurtful words . . . “Silly rabbit, Trix are fore kids!” WHY WON’T THEY JUST GIVE THE POOR RABBIT SOME CEREAL! *Breaks out in tears* (A/N: I don’t own any kind of cereal)
Everyone else: *Backs away from what seems to be a very emotional Ryou*
Bakura: Quiet you! *Whacks Ryou on the back of his head*
Ryou: Rabbits have feelings too! *Cries more*
Kaiba: *Casually tosses a toilet paper roll at Ryou*
Ryou: *The toilet paper roll hits him on the head, therefore he passes out*
Serenity: Where do you get those things?!
Joey: *Climbs out of the window located near the corner of the room, thus making him travel and do more work then just jogging across the massive room* What are they, cement?
Yugi: Are those things legal?
Mokuba: Did you know that eggs predict the weather? Not hard boiled ones, though, they tell the future, and when earthquakes come.
Everyone except Mokuba: *Backs away from what seems to be a very creepy Mokuba*
Kaiba: *Hugs Mokuba by the head in a brotherly way* Please, please forgive him, it was the war . . .
Mokuba: -_-; there he goes again . . .
Everyone else: O_O;
Tea: *Sets Tristan on fire*
Tristan: WHAT THE CRAP?
Isis: We were bored . . .
Yugi: DIE TEA!!! DIE!!!!!
Tea: Um Yugi, that’s an orange . . .
Yugi: O.O;
Yami: SEE!! ORANGES! MANDARINS! BRITISH VOWELS! I TOLD YOU! HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Joey: I didn’t know you have oranges here!
Marik: *Has travelled a great distance to get to the corner of the room* Man I’m thirsty!
Tristan: Way to change the subject . . . but yeah, I’m kind of thirsty too!
Tea: I agree Tristan, Marik must die
Tristan: *Sighs* I just want a coke, is that so wrong?? (A/N: I don’t own Coke)
Yami: You know, whatever we say, Tea always ends up saying “I agree *INSERT NAME HERE* Marik must die”
Tea: I agree Yami, Marik must die
Yami: *Slaps forehead and sighs*
Yugi: Hey, um, Tristan? Did you notice that you’re still on fire?
Tristan: Huh? Oh YEAH! Whew, how wonder I was thirsty!
Joey: Yeah and I’M stupid *Rolls eyes*
Serenity: HAH! You admitted that you’re stupid!
Joey: BUT! But . . . I just! D’oh!
Tristan: Dudes I’m still on fire . . . Hey guys? A little help here? BURNING!
Isis: Why aren’t you’re clothes burning?
Tristan: *Looks down* Um . . . me no, no
Serenity: Good thing it isn’t burning!
Marik: Damn!
Yugi: . . . What?
Marik: Yeah Kaiba can say it and I can’t?!
Yugi: . . . What?
Marik: Yeah those are nice pants! =) hehe . . .
Isis: Can we take him to the Mental Institute now?
Tea: I agree Isis, Marik must die
Tristan: Can we stop by a lake so I can jump in it on the way?
Everyone else: No
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Wow, 8 pages again!!! I think . . . I'm still using WordPad, haha. Please excuse any spelling mistakes!!! I read it over a couple of times already and then I got bored. Anyways, can anyone reconmend a good manga? I'm hooked on manga!!! And manga is easier to find then anime. My favourite genre is humor!!! obviously, since I'm writing this weird random story -_-; Please review!!!! ^^
Plus I've been reading too much manga!!!! I've been having dreams in which all the scenes in my dream are in panels!!!! O_o; I should turn this story (No Sanity Allowed) into a doujinshi!!! Haha. I draw Yugi and Yami quite decently . . . but I dont' know about the rest of the guys . . . Anyways review replies!!!!
Fanfiction replies:
Life’s Light/anime*angel: Wow, hey I think you told me that before in grade 7 . . . or maybe that was someone else, anyways I heard that before . . . maybe it happened again?
Dragonlady1220 (AKA Liz16: Yeah that was the reason I think, I was thinking that I should put it on my site and you all vote and comment on a poll or something, but no one ever goes to my site. Ah, a chapter of Tristan being bald *starry eyes* a dream come true!!! I have an idea for a Tristan fic, but I have to finish “Progressive Insanities of Bakura” and I have to get a move on for the sequel to ‘Seto’s in Trouble!’. Bah -_-; the virus was my brother’s fault, he opened a letter entitled ‘Love Letter’ O_O; Idiot! If I just uploaded everything that would be VERY lazy, plus this is one of my earlier stories to the writing styles are a bit off, and I’ll lose a LOT of reviews that way and I think I’m having writers block for this . . . there’s like, 9 chapters of Reviewers Island so I’ll make new chapters soon! And I’m making these versions better and funnier! If they don’t review it’s their lost.
KittKat: I have FRENCH midterms! My French teacher lied and said we DIDN’T have French midterms then she suddenly said, “HAH! SUCKERS! YOU HAVE FRENCH MIDTERMS! IN YOUR FACE!!!” And she ran screaming that down the hall . . . really . . . she did . . . or at least I imagined she did
Paladin Dragoon: Hey you should read my only romance fic “Love is Evil” there are some funky moments in there too! My favourite is the Joey and Kaiba one . . . hehe. It’s not the funniest thing I’ve ever written so just go to Chapter 4 and read about the cheese part. -_-;
Silly Jilly: Sure, why not. Marik, you’re a pink bunny now. . . . What? A journal? HUH? Shhhhhh . . . don’t tell Jimmy! Always wanted to say that, unfortunately I know no one by the name of Jimmy.
MediaMiner Replies:
dragonlady1220 (aka Liz16: Another Reviewers Island? Maybe . . . But I have a bunch of other stuff to do right now!!! Like getting this story back up -_-; Thanks for coming from fanfiction.net and reviewing!!! Gary Sue???? I've never heard of that O_O
Yamifanner: Haha, I should let that happen . . . maybe I'll add that in this chapter??? I don't know =P
Kurobashi: Did you really cry O_O Stupid fanfiction . . . I'll try to put up all of the chapters as soon as I can!
vaporeon13204: I like the Kaiba Brother's Moments as well! ^_____________^
Thanks to: digi148, DOOD and everyone else who reviewed!!! It doesn't say on MediaMiner which chapter you reply on -_-; Next time do you guys mind if you put down which chapter you're replying somewhere? Sorry, I'm such a forgetful idiot!!!
Disclaimer Guy: darkshadow-23 doesn’t own Yu-Gi-Oh! If she did, then she would know how to play the card game -_-; (Well she knows but she’s terrible at it)
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Guy with no underpants: GET OUT OF MY DOME!
Kaiba: Hey! That’s MY line! And besides you broke into MY house and that gives me the right to break into YOUR dome *nods proudly*
Tea: Two wrongs don’t make a right you know . . .
Yugi: But Kiaba’s got a point
Joey: HEY! I didn’t know you can talk!
Yugi: Shows how stupid you are
Kaiba: You agreed with me AND made fun of Joey! I’M SO PROUD!!! *Attempts to hug Yugi*
Yugi: *Bunny glares Kaiba, which is very scary*
Kaiba: O_O; *Says quietly* and you’re glaring evilly now too . . . *Backs away slowly*
Tristan: Well I didn’t know you can talk as a bunny!
Yugi: You never asked!
Tea: I agree Yugi, Marik must die
Yugi: Right . . .
Marik: *Is hopping* Cows drink water, not milk! ^__^
Serenity: Wait, cows are mammals . . . and mammals drink milk from their mothers when they are born!!! Therefore, COWS _DO_ DRINK MILK!! >:)
Marik: O_O WHAT??!?!? THAT CAN’T BE TRUE!!!
Kaiba: *Pulls out laptop and looks up info* She’s right, mammals do drink milk, and cows are mammals so newborn calves (baby cows/bulls) drink milk
Marik: NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN BASED ON A LIE! *Somehow curls up in a fetal position in his bunny-body and twitches*
Guy with no underpants: Now, LEAVE! Or I shall send my Chocolate Dragon’s after you!
Yami: Who ARE you?
Kaiba: How dare you break into my house?
Serenity: And why aren’t you wearing any underpants? *Shields eyes*
Guy with no underpants: Wow. So many questions! I wonder which one should I ignore first?
Yami: Ignore mine first! I asked first!
Joey: YES! COVER YOUR EYES! YOU ARE STILL TO YOUNG TO SEE MALE UNDERWEAR!!!
Tea: But that’s women’s underwear! It’s all frilly and _PINK_
Guy with no underpants: . . .
Serenity: UGH! She’s right! That just makes it more wrong!
Mai: Even I don’t wear pink underwear!
Tea: That kind fo looks like my underwear . . . WERE YOU THE GUY SNEAKING INTO MY ROOM LAST NIGHT?!?!?!?
Guy with no underpants: Don't kid yourself, ugly -_-;
Tristan: DUDE! That’s just . . . DUDE! You’re one of those people that give a bad name to guys with no underpants
Joey: Whoa, wait. Isn’t underpants and underwear the same?
Bakura: NO! They’re different words! *Nods*
Joey: -_-; right, so he’s NOT wearing underpants but he IS wearing underwear?
Bakura: Yep!
Guy with no underpants: Can we stop this conversation about my underpant deprived life???
Kaiba: Change Yugi back! *In slow motion* YYYYYUUUUGGGGGGGGIIIIIII!
Everyone: *Not in slow motion* -_-;
Ryou: Why are you yelling in slow motion?? It isn’t a slow motion moment you moron! WOW! That’s an alliteration! Really? Yeah! COOL! *High fives self*
Bakura: I’m not going to even bother . . .
Guy with no underpants: Alright then . . . *Farts, thus, changing Yugi back to human*
Yugi: *Is human* HEY! My mysteriously disappeared clothes have returned to me!
Kaiba: DAMN!
Everyone: O_O; *is too shocked to back away*
Tristan: That’s just . . . wrong . . . *is so shocked he didn’t use ‘dude’ in a sentence*
Kaiba: I mean . . . darn? I’m so glad you’re human now Yugi! *Picks him up and hugs him*
Yugi: AH! Put me down! I’m afraid of heights!
Yes, the authoress is making a short joke. A really dumb short joke. Yugi is shortest in the anime, Kaiba is the tallest. The authoress is also short. She should not be making short jokes.
Tristan: Dudes! Let’s ditch Marik and RUN!
Everyone: *Runs out of Chocolate Dome*
Marik: Hey, we did the same thing at the same time and ended up in the same place! ISN’T THAT COOL?!?!
Yami: Weren’t you twitching? And why aren’t you a rabbit/bunny anymore?
Marik: *Left eyebrow twitches and makes a scary smiling face (like Yami Marik when he tilts his head)* I don’t know what you’re talking about HEHE! COWS DRINK WATER!
Serenity: They also drink milk! ^__^
Marik: SILENCE! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE TRUE NATURE OF COWS!!!! *Huddles in the corner, which doesn’t really exist since he’s outside somewhere and starts to cry*
Tea: Marik must die
Everyone else except Marik and Tea: -_-;
Tea: Just trying to lighten up the mood
Joey: And mentioning about Marik dying lightens the mood?
Tea: . . . Yes.
Ryou: Well! I’ll say! That was quite an interesting gathering of sorts! ^__^
Yami: Why do the British use so many vowels?
Bakura: What’s a vowel?
Yugi: The British use a lot of vowels?! Where’d you hear that?
Yami: It’s a joke!
Tea: Oh, then why do the British use so many vowels?
Yami: BECAUSE MANDARINS ARE ACTAULLY ORANGES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone except Yami: O_O; WTF? *Backs slowly away from Yami*
That was another lame joke that the authoress conveniently made up at this moment. She has tonnes of them, tomorrow, at school, she’ll tell everyone about this joke and everyone will be very scared of her. Also, she is using instant messaging slang which she never uses so it’s strange for her to be using it. (WTF) She's also Chinese, but only understands Cantonese, and when her relatives speak Mandrins, she gets mad and starts to slice up oranges.
Isis: *Appears* I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU LITTLE BROTHER! TIME TO GO TO THE MENTAL INSTITUTE!
Marik: OH CRAP! *Runs away*
*986633587776 Eons later, actually its 3 minutes later, but I can’t tell time*
~*IN THE KAIBA MANSION*~
Kaiba: IF HE’S CHECKING MY E-MAIL I’M GOING TO . . . HUG YUGI! ^___^
Yugi: -_-; shit!
Marik: *Is smoking a cigarette, actually, he’s drinking water, like his cow heroines (since cows are female), the authoress is just a dumb ass*
Kaiba: Darn!
Yugi: ^__^
Serenity: “Check my e-mail” God, what a geek!
Kaiba: I heard that! And aren’t you people Japanese? It’s ‘Kami’ not ‘God’! Jesus Christ . . .
Serenity: You’re Japanese too . . .
Joey: . . . I have a Brooklyn accent though . . .
Tea: It's Osaka in Japanese ^^ (A/N: An Osaka accent is like a New York accent in America ^^)
Isis: *In a wavy voice, you know, like when someone’s parents die and 10 years later they go insane and look into a lake and their parents’ faces is in the lake and they say something wise and junk* Come now young Marik, the Mental Institute is waiting for us . . .
Marik: WHAT?!?!? NO!
Tea: I agree with you Marik . . .
Marik: You do?!
Everyone else: You DO???!!!?!
Tea: . . . Marik must die
Marik: D’oh!
Bakura: We should’ve seen that coming -_-;
Mokuba: *Points a shaking finger at Tea, you know, like when someone dies and that person’s best friend points at the person that could’ve killed them crazily and accusingly* THAT’S COPYRIGHTED INFRINGEMENT!
Serenity: We should take him to the Torture Chambers instead! (A/N: Random Note: In ‘Love is Evil’ Serenity and Bakura subscribed to a Torture Chamber Magazine)
Isis: I might be your sister Marik, but you really do suck. I seriously need to take you to the Mental Health Institute
Marik: My health isn’t mental! I just am!
Isis: -_-;
Tristan: What a burn, man
Marik: *Glares* Sports. Suck.
Tristan: YOU! Y-OU! YOU ARE SO MEAN!!!!! *Runs to the corner, which quite a distance since the Kaiba mansion is big and the living room is the size of a small elementary gym* Man, I got a whole week’s exercise from that! Anyways, *Huddles in the corner and cries* (A/N: Yes. They are not the greatest runners in the world)
Tea: Marik must die!
Tristan: Marik must die!
Tea: *Goes to the corner with Tristan*
Yugi: She’s gone to the dark side . . .
Mokuba: That’s the dark side? In my own living room?!
Yugi: Probably, either that or the ‘Marik Must Die Corner’
Mokuba: Well, okay. *Grabs his bike (to avoid passing out from the run since he’s still young) and rides over to Tristan and Tea and sits down quietly*
Isis: *Goes to the dark side too*
Joey: Damn, that’s too far a distance!
Marik: Does that mean you’re staying with me?! =)
Joey: No! *Shoves self out window* that was easier
Kaiba: *Drives his golf cart to the dark side with Yugi*
Everyone else except Marik: *Somehow makes it to the dark side and sits down quietly*
Yugi: *Stands up* Maybe we shouldn’t kill Marik . . .
Marik: Shindiggery! ^___^
Yugi: Never mind *Sits down again*
Marik: D’oh!
Ryou: I can hear them . . . I can hear them taunting him . . . torturing him . . . I can’t help but feels sorry for him, the horror he must have felt . . . they kept saying those horrible, hurtful words . . . “Silly rabbit, Trix are fore kids!” WHY WON’T THEY JUST GIVE THE POOR RABBIT SOME CEREAL! *Breaks out in tears* (A/N: I don’t own any kind of cereal)
Everyone else: *Backs away from what seems to be a very emotional Ryou*
Bakura: Quiet you! *Whacks Ryou on the back of his head*
Ryou: Rabbits have feelings too! *Cries more*
Kaiba: *Casually tosses a toilet paper roll at Ryou*
Ryou: *The toilet paper roll hits him on the head, therefore he passes out*
Serenity: Where do you get those things?!
Joey: *Climbs out of the window located near the corner of the room, thus making him travel and do more work then just jogging across the massive room* What are they, cement?
Yugi: Are those things legal?
Mokuba: Did you know that eggs predict the weather? Not hard boiled ones, though, they tell the future, and when earthquakes come.
Everyone except Mokuba: *Backs away from what seems to be a very creepy Mokuba*
Kaiba: *Hugs Mokuba by the head in a brotherly way* Please, please forgive him, it was the war . . .
Mokuba: -_-; there he goes again . . .
Everyone else: O_O;
Tea: *Sets Tristan on fire*
Tristan: WHAT THE CRAP?
Isis: We were bored . . .
Yugi: DIE TEA!!! DIE!!!!!
Tea: Um Yugi, that’s an orange . . .
Yugi: O.O;
Yami: SEE!! ORANGES! MANDARINS! BRITISH VOWELS! I TOLD YOU! HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Joey: I didn’t know you have oranges here!
Marik: *Has travelled a great distance to get to the corner of the room* Man I’m thirsty!
Tristan: Way to change the subject . . . but yeah, I’m kind of thirsty too!
Tea: I agree Tristan, Marik must die
Tristan: *Sighs* I just want a coke, is that so wrong?? (A/N: I don’t own Coke)
Yami: You know, whatever we say, Tea always ends up saying “I agree *INSERT NAME HERE* Marik must die”
Tea: I agree Yami, Marik must die
Yami: *Slaps forehead and sighs*
Yugi: Hey, um, Tristan? Did you notice that you’re still on fire?
Tristan: Huh? Oh YEAH! Whew, how wonder I was thirsty!
Joey: Yeah and I’M stupid *Rolls eyes*
Serenity: HAH! You admitted that you’re stupid!
Joey: BUT! But . . . I just! D’oh!
Tristan: Dudes I’m still on fire . . . Hey guys? A little help here? BURNING!
Isis: Why aren’t you’re clothes burning?
Tristan: *Looks down* Um . . . me no, no
Serenity: Good thing it isn’t burning!
Marik: Damn!
Yugi: . . . What?
Marik: Yeah Kaiba can say it and I can’t?!
Yugi: . . . What?
Marik: Yeah those are nice pants! =) hehe . . .
Isis: Can we take him to the Mental Institute now?
Tea: I agree Isis, Marik must die
Tristan: Can we stop by a lake so I can jump in it on the way?
Everyone else: No
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Wow, 8 pages again!!! I think . . . I'm still using WordPad, haha. Please excuse any spelling mistakes!!! I read it over a couple of times already and then I got bored. Anyways, can anyone reconmend a good manga? I'm hooked on manga!!! And manga is easier to find then anime. My favourite genre is humor!!! obviously, since I'm writing this weird random story -_-; Please review!!!! ^^