Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ One-Shots and Songfics ❯ Christmas is Coming ( Chapter 2 )

[ A - All Readers ]

Honda: Thanksgiving Day has come and gone
The bones are in the trash
 
Jou: We've eaten everything in sight
Including turkey hash
 
Honda: As we waddle up the stairs
And climb into our beds
 
Jou: We fall asleep with sugarplums
Dancing in our heads.
 
Both: For….
 
Both: Christmas is coming
and we are getting fat
`Cause we're eating too much
Of this and that
We munch and we nibble
And we gobble every treat
`Till we're stuffed so full
We can't see our feet
 
Honda: *nauseous groan* So, what have we eaten so far?
Jou: *thoughtful* Well…
 
Jou: We've been over the river and through the woods
At Yuugi's house we stayed
We ate mashed potatoes and hot cornbread
And drank sweet lemonade
We had pumpkin pie, vanilla ice cream
And biscuits of Ashurii's fame
Honda: *groan* Now we're ready to burst
Jou: *burp* Oh what could be worse
Both: Tomorrow we'll do the same!
 
Honda: Christmas is coming
and we are getting fat
Jou: `Cause we're eating too much
Of this and that
Honda: We munch and we nibble
And we gobble every treat
Both: `Till we're stuffed so full
We can't see our feet
 
Both: The food if the season
Is the best food of all
Honda: *about to pounce on turkey set on table* Culinary delights
Which I often recall
Jou: *snatches turkey off of tray* The joy in the tasting
Of everything in sight
Honda: *trying not to grab turkey from Jou* Though I should resist
Jou: *munches on turkey leg* I just can't resist
So maybe…
 
Both: One. More. Bite. *steals turkey from Jou*
 
Jou: Christmas is coming
and we are getting fat
Honda: `Cause we're eating too much
Of this and that
Jou: We munch and we nibble
And we gobble every treat
Honda: `Till we're stuffed so full
We can't see our feet
 
Both: And we munch and we nibble
And we gobble every treat
We are stuffed we are full
And we can't see our feet
 
Honda: *waving glass of egg nog around* `Tis the season to be merry
Jou: Pass the chocolate covered cherries *Ashurii presents him with box of chocolate cherries*
 
Both: Christmas is coming
There's too much to eat!