Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Project Bakura Hood ❯ Character Reactions--hehehe ( Chapter 1 )

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Project Theory Robin Hood

Co-written with Dorie Kaiba & Hotaru Hope Maxwell:

Disclaimer---

Authoress Hotaru Hope Maxwell: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, any anime we use nor do we own Robin Hood or any such writings.

Dorie Kaiba: Unless you count the anime/manga/movies/books/whatever fan stuff that we do own.

Hotaru: Which they don't. **sweat drops**

Role Assignments Reactions:

Robin Hood- Yami Bakura

Bakura: How come I'm a hero? Heroes are no fun.

Maid Marian- Ryou Bakura

Ryou: I'm Not A GIRL!

Bakura: Why can't I be a bad guy? I'm good at being a bad guy.

Ryou: I am not a girl!

Bakura: Shut up Ryou!

King Richard—Yami Yugi

Yami: Hmm…A King. I call that type casting.

Bakura: I call it idiocy, look at what happened last time he was pharaoh.

Maid Marian's servant—Yugi Mutou

Yugi: I'm not a girl either.

Yami: You have to admit you are kind of…soft.

Yugi: **whining voice with puppy eyes** But I'm not a girl.

Allan-a-dale—Seto Kaiba

Seto: I'm not wearing tights.

Fan-girls: **Suddenly appears squealing with a thousand cameras while Seto holds up small costume in disgust**

Little Princess—Mokuba Kaiba

Mokuba: I'm not a girl, again I say!

Seto: Wait—what is Pegasus going to do with my little brother?!

Bakura: You mean sister **snicker**

Mokuba: First the mystical elf, then a twelve year old princess-twice! There is no way I am growing up straight!

Prince John—Pegasus

Pegasus: I think the roles fit perfectly.

Seto: Don't touch my sis-err-brother Pervert!

Mokuba: Wah!! Seto!

Pegasus: **eyes up/down Seto** Nice tights Kaiba-boy.

**Fist Fight**

Much-Miller's son-Joey Wheeler

Joey: Why's his name much?

Honda: Apparently there's a lot down there.

Joey: **turns scarlet**

Malik: Apparently not. **snickers with Bakura**

Little John—Merik Ishtar

Merik: Why little John? Little John's stupid?

Malik: But he's tough.

Merik: But you got the sexy one.

Malik: Apparently the authoresses knew what they were doing. **snickers**

Authoress Dorie Kaiba Decree: Any one who uses the words/word snicker has to give us one. And Kaiba, you are still wearing the tights—or these pictures go public.

Kaiba: **groan/whimper**

Authoress Dorie: I'll make it up to you later. **wink**

Kaiba: **nod** Yes ma'am.

Will Scarlet—Malik Ishtar

Malik: Mmm...Yummy **Waltz around in red tights**

Merik: You are so gay.

Malik: And you love it. **wink**

Merik: **follows Malik behind curtain grumbling**

Sheriff—Maiko

Note: Maiko hasn't read script/play/anything yet.

Maiko: Doesn't my character die?

Bakura: By drowning

Maiko: WAHHHHH! **runs away crying about his daddy**

Bakura: **laughs evilly** I'm liking this role more and more.

Ryou: I'm not a girl.

Bakura: In just seven days I can turn you into one. **tugs femmie decked Ryou behind Malik and Merik's curtain**

Friar—Simon

Simon—But I'm not fat!

Merik/Malik/Bakura/Authoress Hotaru: That's Debatable.

William Stuttley—Shadi

Shadi: Who in the name of Ra is the mortal William Stut—Stu—Whatever.

Authoress Hotaru: According to Dorie Kaiba, who has taken a Robin Hood College Class, that he was the teacher of little John and showed him how to fight.

Yami/Bakura: **glares at Shadi**

Malik: I hope he taught him how to---**mouth covered by Merik and is pulled back behind curtain**

Minor Characters/Extras who die/other/People with Kisara's role in life:

Yugi: That's not nice.

Authoress Hotaru: **slams dress over Yugi's form.** Go help Ryou do his hair, NOW!

Yugi: **whimpering** Yes mistress

Minor soldier-Mai

Mai: This isn't the first time I've crossed dress and it won't be the last.

Minor soldier-Tea

Tea: Oh no, I can't hold this staff. It's not friendly. **goes into ignored friend speech**

Everyone else: **Groan**

Bakura: Can I kill her first?

Authoress Dorie: You're the good guy.

Bakura: Crap

Malik: Can I?

Authoress Hotaru: NO.

Pegasus: Can I?

Everyone including both authoresses except Tea: YES!

**10 minutes later**

Authoress Dorie Announcement: We regret to inform our loyal fans that the American Yu-Gi-Oh Character of Tea will not be able to perform within this lovely version of Robin Hood any further than she has, nor will she likely make any appearances in the near future in any of our work **grins proudly**.

Audience: **Applauds**

Minor First Dead Soldier—Bandit Keith

Bandit Keith: All I have to do is be dead, right?

Authoress Hotaru: **nods** Yep.

Bandit Keith: **Lies down and plays dead like a dog with tongue out and everything**

Ryou: **walking by with Seto Kaiba, who is struggling with tights, points at dead body and yells at authoress** Oh my god you killed Kenny. You bastards!

Seto: I thought his name was Keith?

Bakura: **races by snatching up Ryou still in skirt** you cursed, I'm horny.

Authoress Hotaru: **blink**

Seto: **double blink**

Authoress Dorie: **appears from no where and snatches up Seto** you so cute, me horn-ball too!

Other Deaths—

Otogi

Otogi: **With staff pointed towards him by Maiko** Excuse me honey, but this is a designer jacket. I don't think so. **flips hair and walks away**

Maiko: **shrugs and kills Serenity instead**

Joey: Hey you bastard!

Bakura: **comes running out** Oh it wasn't Ryou…**sigh and walk off stage**

Ryou: **appears from opposite direction with limp** I am never saying bastard again.

Bakura: **appears from no where** Too late **picks Ryou up and runs off again**

Ryou: Help me…

Yugi: 0_0

Yami: **covers Yugi's “innocent” eyes**

Noah

Noah: What? Again!?

Seto: Least I can do for you.

Noah: Gee…Thanks. Wait….Are those my shorts?

Seto: Shut up, shut up, and shut up!

Other Commentary:

Malik & Merik Discussion behind Scenes with Bakura

Merik: They call me little John, but in real life I'm very big.

Bakura: How big? **grins **

Merik: Ten inches **smiles**

Malik: Actually 6