Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Project Bakura Hood ❯ It Begins ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer—

Authoress Hotaru Hope Maxwell: We are sorry to inform the uninformed again, that we do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters---

Authoress Dorie Kaiba:--I own Seto.

Seto: No you don't.

Authoress Dorie Kaiba: These pictures say otherwise **lifts up envelop**

Seto: **grumble**

Authoress Dorie Kaiba: Or at least you're my sex slave.

Seto: **Grunt before slight smile/nod**

Authoress Hotaru: **sighs** Are you quiet done?

Authoress Dorie: For now.

Authoress Hotaru: **eye roll** We also regret that we do not own Robin Hood or the stories that go with it. Please enjoy the following though.

Seto: I know I will.

Authoress Dorie: **big smiles**

Authoress Hotaru: **groan** I need a guy.

 

 

Intro To Story---

 

Seto: **walks out onto stage in tight shorts and tights with all traditional outfit** I'm not singing or playing this damn thing **throws the lute onto ground**.

 

Authoress Dorie: Pics plus internet.

 

Seto: **grumbles and picks up lute, to which Dorie appears behind him and takes more photos of ass** I hate you.

 

Authoress Dorie: That's not what you said 20 minutes ago.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **appears angrily form other side of stage** Is this going to happen every time Seto's on stage?

 

Seto/Authoress Dorie: Maybe.

 

Authoress Hotaru: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!

 

Seto: **rolls eyes** Welcome my friends **prolonged groan that pauses when Authoress Hotaru growls** I am Seto-a-Dale, your narrator and fellow character for this event. **short groan** In Domino-shire where we lay our scene **pauses** Do I have to say this?

 

Authoress Hotaru: **dark growl**

 

Seto: **meeps** There exists a noble outlaw called Bakura Hood. His duty in life is to steal from the rich and give to himself from the wicked Prince Pegasus and the Wicked Sheriff Maiko of Umi. Here, we happen upon Bakura Hood and his merry band to hear of their latest adventures.

 

**enter Bakura, Merik, Malik, Shadi and extra Gay Men/Women dressed as men. All are laughing about the latest conquest**

 

Seto: **groans again before approaching with forced smile** Hello again Bakura Hood and company.

 

Merik: Oh look, it's the minstrel Seto-A-Dale; have you come to sing us a tale?

 

Seto: Don't push your luck, O-so-Little Merik.

 

Merik: **growls about to beat Seto up, but is held back by Malik Scarlet & Shadi Stuttley**

 

Much the Miller's son Joey: **laughing** what news have you Seto? And nice tights.

 

Seto: I hear a carriage approaches guarded by your foe, Sheriff Maiko of Umi. **to Joey** you're wearing them too, inu.

 

Joey: Yeah but my ass looks better in them.

Authoress Dorie Kaiba: Yeah Right.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **coughs angrily** Ahem.

 

Bakura: Let us prepare for our dear friends arrival. **everyone snorts and goes into hiding/preparation**

 

***Meanwhile the carriage comes into sight***

 

Weevil: **outside carriage turns to Honda** When did this forest get here?

 

Honda: I dunno

 

Authoress Hotaru: **throws rock but misses Weevil's head** Shut up idiot.

 

Yugi: **nervously** I hear that the Rogue Bakura Hood and his Gay Men/Women dressed as men live within this part of the forest.

 

Mokuba: **groans** Do I have to---**pauses and sees glaring Hotaru through carriage window gulps then squeals** I wonder what horrible things they would do to us if they capture us.

 

Ryou: I always heard that the band never attacks women, Princess Mokuba.

 

Mokuba: Aww….

 

**Outside of Carriage**

 

Honda: Milord Sheriff Maiko, are you confident?

 

Maiko: In bed? Yes extremely.

 

Everyone: **Screams** NOT THAT SHIT!

 

Maiko: Of Bakura not attacking, all know that I can hear that vagabond a mile away.

 

Bakura Hood: **snickers then hands Dorie one** is that so? **commands** Halt fool!

 

Maiko: **shocked, falls off horse, then struggles to pull out sword from sheath**

 

Merik: It appears he's having trouble with his sword.

 

Malik: At least it's bigger than---**gets hit over head with Merik's staff**

 

Merik: Shut up.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **can be heard hitting over against wall**

 

Bakura: **deftly removes blade and points it at Maiko.** Present me with your treasures and you may survive this encounter.

 

Maiko: **removes pants**

 

Everyone including those in carriage: Not those treasures!

 

Merik: Calls that a treasure does he.

 

Maiko: **quickly pulls up pants and moves to carriage door** My ladies, please forgive me but you are needed out here.

 

Mokuba: Alright. **all exit carriage**

 

Seto: **sees his younger brother** Ah…He's adorable.

 

Malik: Yeah he is.

 

Seto: Stop it.

 

Mokuba: No you big brother.

 

Seto: Do you want Malik to hit on you?

 

Mokuba: Um…. **pauses**

 

Seto: Don't answer that….

 

Mokuba: **coughs then looks down painfully ** so you rogues are the ones stealing from my fiancé, Prince Pegasus.

 

Everyone: **stare blankly at growling little twelve years old**

 

Seto: Fiancé? **glares at authoresses**

 

Authoress Dorie: Sorry, it's historical.

 

Mokuba; It's not like I want to marry him. He's about 4 times my age and only has one eye.

 

Yugi: He's the green one eyed monster.

 

Everyone: **looks at Yugi curiously not understanding joke**

 

Bakura: And who would you two be, lovely one? **grabs Ryou's chin and lifts it up**

 

Ryou: **blushes brightly** I am Maid Ryou and this is my lady-in-waiting, Yugi. We are escorts and friends of Princess Mokuba.

 

Bakura: Maiden? Perhaps I should change that?

 

Authoress Hotaru: **dumps ice bucket of water on Bakura's head** Bad Bakura, not until the end of the story.

 

Ryou: **turns scarlet**

 

Yugi: I believe we were under the impression you did not attack ladies within these woods. **blinks innocently**

 

Bakura: Too true, but I am in need of gold… among other things.

 

Ryou: **groans**

 

Maiko: What do you want now?

 

Bakura: **mumbles something that makes Ryou turn into a tomato** If you have not gold with you, then perchance you will all join us for dinner. **grasps Ryou's hand and tugs the femmie decked boy along the path with Yugi and Mokuba following**

 

Shadi: **quickly chains up Maiko**

 

Joey and Gay men/women decked as men: **follow in Shadi's example and do the same, Joey tying up Honda**

 

Joey: So, come here often Guard Honda?

 

Honda: So are you a moron?

 

Joey: No more than you, I'm not tied up at the moment.

 

Honda: Not today, perhaps tonight.

 

**Scene fades to green. **

 

 

Chapter Ending Commentary

 

Mokuba: **pulling out ribbons from hair** Why am I engaged? I'm twelve.

 

Seto: Yeah! What the hell is up?

 

Authoress Dorie: We went over this already. And Mokuba you don't have to fuck any body. Seto—Bedchamber—10 minutes.

 

Seto: As you wish **smile**

 

Mokuba: When do I get to join you guys?

 

Authoress Dorie/Seto: Never

 

Authoress Dorie: Though I do have this friend Marisa who would like to meet you in a few years.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **groan while tugging in Femme Decked Ryou and Bakura Hood** We're supposed to be doing a commentary with Ryou and Bakura on their thoughts of the chapter. **lets them go**

 

Seto: I think that would be hard.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **blinks** Why?

 

Seto: **Points** their currently engaged in other activities.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **turns to find Bakura dominating over Ryou in liplock and groans before magically creating another bucket of ice water and dumping it over Bakura and Ryou again** Stop that. Bakura what did you think of this chapter?

 

Bakura: Not enough fucking.

 

Authoress Hotaru: It's the first damn chapter!

 

Bakura: Don't care.

 

Authoress Dorie: What about you Ryou?

 

Ryou: I'm not a girl.

 

Authoress Dorie: I didn't say you were—What did you think?

 

Ryou: I liked when Bakura cupped my chin.

 

Authoress Dorie: **sighs and looks to Authoress Hotaru** Let's just give up. I'm happy being with Seto—every night.

 

Authoress Hotaru: NO! This is our play and I want to see it through, Ra Dammit!

 

Authoress Dorie: Not the play, the commentary….They're at it again.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **groans** I need a nap.

 

Authoress Dorie: **Looks to Seto** I need a bed.

 

Authoress Hotaru: Shut up. **pulls down black ending screen that has TBC written on it**