Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ puppy love ❯ ateum gets bored ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
me: Welcome, welcome to the fist chapter of Puppy love. I will give away no spoilers except for the warnings and disclaimer. Joey, do the disclaimer please. Joey: Mizaminer does not own Yu-gi-oh, if she did, Kaiba probaly wouldn't be such an arogent son of a. . . me: Allright, no cursing. Seto: Ya, be a good dog and listen to your master. me: Seto, shut up you arogent s.o.b. and do the warnings. Seto: This fic will contain lemons, cursing, Mizaminer's pittiful attemps at humor, yaoi, complete destruction of Yu-gi-oh characters and extreame bordom. And no flames please, she's is a bad enough pyro as is.me: Thanks Seto. Now injoy the chapter. And Ateum and Yugi have thier own bodies and so do Marik, Malik, Bakura and Ryou. So injoy. Chapter one: Ateum gets bored. "I will not duel you." Kaiba repeated for about the sixth time as the strange duelest stood with his deck ready in his hand.
"What, is the pretty rich boy too scared to duel me?" he taunted, his blood red eyes questioning the tall brunett infront of him.
"I will not waste my time dueling an amature duelest like you, little boy." Kaiba replied coldly, pushing the black haired teen away from him.
Come on, is the ex-king of games too scared to fight an amature duelist like me? Maybe he's lost his touch." he sneered and Ateum laughed at the sex god infront of Kaiba.
"Fine, I will duel you. But be warned, I will not go easy on you." Kaiba growled and took out his deck. Then the two proceded to the dueling podiums. They both shuffled their decks and drew their cards.
"You may have the honor of having the first move, Kaiba." the anominus duelest offered, smiling at his hand. Kaiba sneared and played a face down card, then summoned a monster in defense mode.
"Your move, little boy." Kaiba taunted, laughing at his lucky draw. His opponet drew and laughed.
"I summon Luster Dragon Number Two in attack mode and equip it with malevolent nuzzler and fary's meter crush. Then I attack your face down." the black haired duelest replied and Kaiba groaned. He wasn't expecting the little boy to be so good, but he wouldn't let his gurd down. Kaiba winced as his face down Lord of D. was destroyed, along with 1500 of his life points. Thank god he had another in his hand. "Then I set two cards face down and end my turn." The black haired duelest added and Kaiba drew. He wondered at his luck and laughed.
"I play Lord of D. in attack mode and play The Flute of Summoning Dragon to summon..."
"Not so fast, I activate Mistical Space Typhoon and destroy your card." The blood red eyed duelest interupted and Ateum imeditly got bored with the duel. He took his time to admire his suroundings.
'Hmm, Yugi's watching the duel; nothing new there, Malik is making ga-ga eyes at Ryou, who is making them back; nothing new there, Bakura and Marik seriously need to get a room; yet again, nothing new, Joey's staring at Kaiba's ass, nothing new. . . wait, Joey's staring at Kaiba's ass? ' Ateum thought and smiled. He walked over to the said blonde and comented, "Kaiba looks so hot in those pants, don't you agree?"
"Shit, Seto's ass would look great in anything." Joey replied, and then his face turned a dark crimson as he realized what he just said.
"You like him, don't you?" Ateum questioned as the said duelest was dulest the blood red eyed teen. Joey reluctantly nodded and Ateum laughed.
"He is just such a damn hard ass that I don't want to tell him. I don't want to get hurt again." Joey replied, his chocolate brown eyes dimming as he remembered his first boyfriend.
"Ra damn it Joey, work up some of that confidence of yours and tell him. Duke was a damn basterd who only wanted to get into your pants and frankly, I don't blame him. Ra damn it, if you weren't Yugi's best friend and you weren't curently head over heals in love with that cold hearted snob, I would want to get into your pants too. You're one hell of an eye toy." Ateum replied and Joey blushed a dark red.
"DAMN YOU! DON'T EVER FUCK WITH MY BLUE EYES, YOU BASTARD!" Kaiba growled as the said card was reluctantly destroyed, along with a hefty piece of his life poins.
"Thank you, my presious Dragon of Life. You have served me well." the dark haired duelest replied and Ateum laughed.
"Your boyfriend is getting beat, by a hottie." Ateum teased and Joey laughed.
"He's not my boyfriend." Joey replied and Ateum laughed.
"Who's not your boyfriend?" a very curious Yugi asked as he inturupted his Ateum and his best friend.
"Joey is in love with Kaiba." Ateum replied and Yugi laughed.
"DAMN IT!" Kaiba screamed as he lost the duel to the black haired duelest's Dragon of Light.
"I win, thank you for the fine duel, Seto Kaiba. It was a pleasure testing out my Dragon of Light on you. Now for a more worty apponent." the black haired duelest replied, gracefully jumping down from the podium. Kaiba then stalked off, fumming with anger.
"Yugi Motto, I wish to duel you." the black haired duelest stated as he walked, gracefully over to Yugi.
"I don't duel anymore exept at tornuments." Yugi replied and the blood red eyed duelist smiled.
"Fine, I will have to catch you then. Oh, by the way, my name is Lan." Lan cooly stated, offering Yugi his hand. They shook and Ateum laughed. "Well, untill we meet again, King of games." Lan stated, santuring off like a gracefull cat.
"Now, let's see what we can do about getting you and the king of cold together." Ateum stated and Yugi laughed.
"Since when do you love Kaiba? And I thought you loved Mai?" Yugi asked and Joey blushed.
"Since Battle city and I'm gay." Joey replied and Ateum laughed.
"You have good taste my friend. Ra damn it, if Kaiba wasn't such a cold s.o.b and you weren't in love with him, I would try to get him." Ateum stated and Yugi laughed.
"Ateum, you are as bad as Bakura and Marik, you want anything that moves." Yugi replied and Ateum laughed.
"Maybe I should try my luck with Lan." Ateum cooly stated and Yugi laughed.
"Okay, what about your plan?" Joey asked and Ateum laughed.
"Allright, I'll tell you, but you have to agree to do everything I say, exactly as I say it." Ateum purred and Joey blushed.
"Okay." Joey replied and Ateum purred satisfactuly.
"Allright then. We are going to play seduce Kaiba untill that pretty cold shell around him breaks. And I'm shure we can get Mokuba to help us too." Ateum replied and Yugi laughed.
"Well, I'll leave you two to talk, I'm going to find Tea." Yugi said and left to go find his girlfriend.
"Okay, let's go start phase one." Ateum replied and drug Joey off to talk to him in private. me: Hehee, dont' worry, I will have Lan in more fics. I just had to introduce him in this one. He's a keeper, he bets Kaiba hands down. And sorry so short, but that's all for this chapter. I swear that the rest of chapters will be long. Kaiba: *glares evily from his colbat eyes*Joey: *instantly gets lost in Kaiba's eyes*Lan: Yep, and I'm a hottie too, see my sexy ass. *turns to show off his sexy ass*Marik&Bakura: *jaw drop anime style* He's a damn god. Lan: Yep, I gotta nice package too. *starts to undo pants*me: Keep your pants on, shesh. Your worse than Marik and Bakura and they fuck like bunnies in heat. *tries to keep Lan in his pants*Yugi: Mizaminer says to read and review, she would tell you herself, but she is trying to keep Lan in his pants.