Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ puppy love ❯ I have to do WHAT!? ( Chapter 2 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: mizaminer 
puppy eyes leans a lesson in flirting and gets snogged
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 12.03.2005 | Updated On: 04.17.2008 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 915 | Status: Completed
puppy eyes leans a lesson in flirting and gets snogged
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 12.03.2005 | Updated On: 04.17.2008 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 915 | Status: Completed
me: Yah, I sucessfull kept Lan in his pants. Marik: Not before I got a peek at his deliocious package. Bakura: Ya, his looks almost as good as yours and that is heavenly. Ateum: *drools as Lan comes into the room with skin tight pants on*Lan: Close your mouth before you catch flies with it, pretty boy. And do the disclaimer. Mizaminer went to find Kaiba. Ateum: *deep breath* Mizaminer does not own Yugioh, no dought if she did, we would all have our own bodies and be fucking sex gods. And Lan would acualy be a character and he would be running around in a sexy little thong. And Kaiba wouldn't be such an arogent s.o.b and acualy be lovable and I would be able to get ahold of that sexy ass of his and he would be running around in a sexy, tight, black g-string. And lots of scenes involving a naked Lan in the shower, getting all soapy and playing with that sexy package of his. And Pegusus would be in jail for being an idiot and a child molester. And Rex and Weevil would be sexy as hell and be cheap whores. And Mizaminer warns you that this fic will contain lemons, cursing, and yaoi(for those too stupid to know what that is, it is basicly man on man action). *pants*Lan: He looks so hot when he pants, I bet I can make him pant for a diffrent reason. *drags the still panting Ateum into the closet*Marik&Bakura: Please enjoy. *start to make out due to the fact that Ateum's purrs can be heard through the door and that is realy erotic*Chapter two: I have to do WHAT!? "Allright, sit puppy." Ateum teased and Joey growled.
"You are acting just like Kaiba." Joey growled and Ateum laughed. Joey sat on Ateum's extreamly lage bed. (Bigger bed, more bounce, hehehe. *cough*)
"Now, for the first part. You are going to flirt with Kaiba like a giddy school girl. I'll even make you wear a skirt if I get in the mood." Ateum stated and Joey glared.
"How am I spose to do that? And I will not wear a skirt!I might get Seto to wear one though." Joey growled and Ateum laughed as he barred his canines at Joey.
"You will say coments to him, like how cute he looks or how the sun makes his tan body glissen. Or how..." Ateum stated, getting lost in his own world.
"Allright, I get the point." Joey exclaimed and Ateum laughed.
"Good, now to change your look. First off, we need to do something about your hair." Ateum purred, toying with Joey's uneven hair. Ateum then went russling through his drawers untill he found a pair of sizzors. Then he went over to Joey and wrapped the blanket around Joey's shoulders. Then he proceded to cut Joey's uneven hair. After a few minutes, Ateum had Joey's hair even and even had added a litle style. "Purrfect." Ateum purred, toying with Joey's locks and discarding the blanket. "Now, let's go shopping." Ateum stated, dragging Joey outside to his golden Mustang.
"Here we are." Ateum purred as they drove into the parking lot of the mall. Joey removed his white knuckles from their position in the seat and shakingly got out of the car, Ateum drove like a bat out of hell. They went into the mall and most of the women and even a few men's jaws dropped to the floor as Ateum sauntered into the mall. Ateum laughed and drug Joey into a clothing store. "What size are you?" Ateum asked and Joey laughed.
"About a 32-34." Joey replied and Ateum laughed.
"Allright then." Ateum purred and proceded down the isles, grabbing what he wanted. Then he drug Joey near the dressing rooms. "Try them on and come out and show them how they fit on you." Ateum said, pushing Joey into the dressing room. After a few minutes, Joey cursed through the door.
"What?" Ateum asked and Joey opened the door. Ateum purred as he looked Joey over, his new outfit consisted of a skin tight royal blue shirt and light blue pants that seemed painted on.
"Do I have to wear things like this?" Joey asked as Ateum smiled.
"Yes, you do, and there's even more to the ensomble." Ateum purred, holding up his latest find. Joey's jaw dropped and his face turned all shades of red as he saw the light blue g-string in Ateum's hand.
"No fucking way." Joey cursed and Ateum made puppy dog eyes as he held it up. "You have to do what I say." Ateum purred and Joey sighed.
"Fine!" Joey stated and went back in to change back itno his normal clothes. Then when Joey came back out, Ateum had a whole pile of clothes in his arms. "How the hell am I spose to pay for all that?" Joey asked and Ateum purred.
"I'll pay, just follow me." Ateum said as Joey handed him the clothes he had tried on. Ateum proceded to the checkout and paid for his purchases.
Then Ateum drug Joey to a dueling arena, after Joey had changed into the outfit he had tried on.
"Why are we here?" Joey asked and Ateum laughed.
"Practicing, watch and learn." Ateum purred and went over to a tall blonde."Hi hottie, what's your name?" Ateum purred, toying with the man's long bangs.
"Tor. What's your's, beautiful angel?" Tor replied, purring right back. "Ateum. You know you are absolutly beautifull, may I ask you something?" Ateum purred and Tor laughed.
"What angel?" Tor asked and Ateum purred.
"Were you injured?" Ateum asked and Tor laughed."When?" Tor asked and Ateum purred. "When you fell from heaven, cause you surely are an angel." Ateum replied and Tor laughed as a male with black and silver hair grabbed Tor from behind."
Were you hitting on with my boyfriend?" the man asked, in a deep voice filled with atourity.
"He was only flirting Maru-tiger, and you know I would never ever cheat on you without your permision." Tor replied, his bright green eyes pleading with Maurice.
"Who is the god behind you?" Ateum asked, still purring. Maurice chuckled and drug Tor away from Ateum. Ateum shrugged and went to another man. Joey shook his head and went and sat down.
"Hey mutt." a deep, sexy voice stated. Joey looked up and saw Kaiba standing infront of him.
"Hey money bags." Joey replied and he heard Ateum growl.
"Why are you dresed like a whore? Finaly admit that you're a bitch mutt and desided to act like it?" Kaiba asked and Joey growled.
"Na, Ateum made me do it, brat." Joey replied and Kaiba laughed.
"Why the hell would Ateum dress you like that? Are you his whore or something, mutt?" Kaiba asked, his voice taking on a tone of anger.
"He has the strangest notion that dressing me like a whore would break that shell of yours so me and you could get to gether, Seto." Joey replied and Kaiba laughed.
"Why the hell would you want to get with me, are you a fag, mutt?" Kaiba asked and Joey growled.
"So what if I'm gay! Hu, you gotta problem with that, Kaiba-boy? Cause if you do, live with it. I happen to have a huge crush on you and I'm not scared to admit it. You're a god! Even Ateum agrees with me on that." Joey growled as he stood up to poke Kaiba in his chest."You talk like an angel, you walk with feline grace, you have the sexiest ass it the world, you're a fucking god, you. . ." Joey growled, before Kaiba silenced him with a firm kiss on his lips. Ateum let out a purr of satisfaction as he saw Kaiba in a lip-lock with Joey. Then he growled as someone grabbed him from behind and nipped on his sensitive neck.
"Is this your handy-work, Pharoh?" Marik asked, releasing Ateum as Kaiba rabished Joey's mouth.
"Yes it is, Marik. Where's Bakura?" Ateum asked as he turned to face the blonde.
"Ra damn you, I had my eyes on Joey. And Bakura is at home sleeping cause I fucked him into next week." Marik growled and Ateum purred. Once Kaiba released Joey from his lip lock and Joey looked confused.
"Why the hell did you do that for, Seto?" Joey asked and Kaiba laughed.
"What, didn't the puppy like that?" Kaiba asked and Joey laughed. "Of course I liked it, but why did you do that?" Joey asked and Kaiba laughed.
"Because I love you, puppy." Kaiba replied and Joey's, Marik's and Ateum's jaws dropped to the floor.
"Did Kaiba. . ."
"RA DAMN IT! All the sexy ones are taken now!" Marik inturupted and Ateum purred.
"Why do you always act like such a s.o.b around me?" Joey asked and Kaiba laughed.
"To keep you from finding out cause I thought you were with Mai." Kaiba replied and Joey sighed.
"Dude, all me and Mai were just good friends. I always loved you, Seto." Joey stated and Kaiba laughed.
"Come on, puppy, we're going on a date." Kaiba stated and Joey laughed.
"On one condition." Joey replied and Kaiba laughed. "What?" Kaiba aked and Joey laughed.
"You gotta be nice to everyone and wear a skirt." Joey replied and Kaiba stuttered.
"I have to do WHAT!" Kaiba stuttered and Joey laughed.
"You have to wear a mini-skirt." Joey replied and Ateum purred.
"I will not do that!" Kaiba growled and Joey laugehd.
"You will, or I won't go out with you." Joey replied and Kaiba blushed all shades of red.
"Fine, if that's what it takes to get ahold of you." Kaiba replied, his face still red from anger/embarasment.
"Well, let's get going, pretty boy." Joey stated, sauntering off, and Kaiba watched Joey's ass as he walked away. Ateum purred and Marik laughed.
"Pharoh, you are so cruel. I wanted to be the first one to fuck Joey up that sexy ass of his! No fair. And did anyone tell you that you are absolutly sexy when you purr." Marik cooed and Ateum sauntered off as he saw Lan enter the arena. me: There's chapter two. Sorry so short, but the next chapter will be long and lemony. Marik: Do I finaly get some action? me: Maybe, but is mainly going to ge Joey and Seto and maybe some Lan and Ateum. Speaking of Lan and Ateum, does anyone know where those two are? Bakura: They're in the closet again. *moitiones towards the closet where very loud purrs can be heard*Marik: Wanna make some noices of our own? Bakura: *drags Marik into the other closet*me: Read and review please.
"You are acting just like Kaiba." Joey growled and Ateum laughed. Joey sat on Ateum's extreamly lage bed. (Bigger bed, more bounce, hehehe. *cough*)
"Now, for the first part. You are going to flirt with Kaiba like a giddy school girl. I'll even make you wear a skirt if I get in the mood." Ateum stated and Joey glared.
"How am I spose to do that? And I will not wear a skirt!I might get Seto to wear one though." Joey growled and Ateum laughed as he barred his canines at Joey.
"You will say coments to him, like how cute he looks or how the sun makes his tan body glissen. Or how..." Ateum stated, getting lost in his own world.
"Allright, I get the point." Joey exclaimed and Ateum laughed.
"Good, now to change your look. First off, we need to do something about your hair." Ateum purred, toying with Joey's uneven hair. Ateum then went russling through his drawers untill he found a pair of sizzors. Then he went over to Joey and wrapped the blanket around Joey's shoulders. Then he proceded to cut Joey's uneven hair. After a few minutes, Ateum had Joey's hair even and even had added a litle style. "Purrfect." Ateum purred, toying with Joey's locks and discarding the blanket. "Now, let's go shopping." Ateum stated, dragging Joey outside to his golden Mustang.
"Here we are." Ateum purred as they drove into the parking lot of the mall. Joey removed his white knuckles from their position in the seat and shakingly got out of the car, Ateum drove like a bat out of hell. They went into the mall and most of the women and even a few men's jaws dropped to the floor as Ateum sauntered into the mall. Ateum laughed and drug Joey into a clothing store. "What size are you?" Ateum asked and Joey laughed.
"About a 32-34." Joey replied and Ateum laughed.
"Allright then." Ateum purred and proceded down the isles, grabbing what he wanted. Then he drug Joey near the dressing rooms. "Try them on and come out and show them how they fit on you." Ateum said, pushing Joey into the dressing room. After a few minutes, Joey cursed through the door.
"What?" Ateum asked and Joey opened the door. Ateum purred as he looked Joey over, his new outfit consisted of a skin tight royal blue shirt and light blue pants that seemed painted on.
"Do I have to wear things like this?" Joey asked as Ateum smiled.
"Yes, you do, and there's even more to the ensomble." Ateum purred, holding up his latest find. Joey's jaw dropped and his face turned all shades of red as he saw the light blue g-string in Ateum's hand.
"No fucking way." Joey cursed and Ateum made puppy dog eyes as he held it up. "You have to do what I say." Ateum purred and Joey sighed.
"Fine!" Joey stated and went back in to change back itno his normal clothes. Then when Joey came back out, Ateum had a whole pile of clothes in his arms. "How the hell am I spose to pay for all that?" Joey asked and Ateum purred.
"I'll pay, just follow me." Ateum said as Joey handed him the clothes he had tried on. Ateum proceded to the checkout and paid for his purchases.
Then Ateum drug Joey to a dueling arena, after Joey had changed into the outfit he had tried on.
"Why are we here?" Joey asked and Ateum laughed.
"Practicing, watch and learn." Ateum purred and went over to a tall blonde."Hi hottie, what's your name?" Ateum purred, toying with the man's long bangs.
"Tor. What's your's, beautiful angel?" Tor replied, purring right back. "Ateum. You know you are absolutly beautifull, may I ask you something?" Ateum purred and Tor laughed.
"What angel?" Tor asked and Ateum purred.
"Were you injured?" Ateum asked and Tor laughed."When?" Tor asked and Ateum purred. "When you fell from heaven, cause you surely are an angel." Ateum replied and Tor laughed as a male with black and silver hair grabbed Tor from behind."
Were you hitting on with my boyfriend?" the man asked, in a deep voice filled with atourity.
"He was only flirting Maru-tiger, and you know I would never ever cheat on you without your permision." Tor replied, his bright green eyes pleading with Maurice.
"Who is the god behind you?" Ateum asked, still purring. Maurice chuckled and drug Tor away from Ateum. Ateum shrugged and went to another man. Joey shook his head and went and sat down.
"Hey mutt." a deep, sexy voice stated. Joey looked up and saw Kaiba standing infront of him.
"Hey money bags." Joey replied and he heard Ateum growl.
"Why are you dresed like a whore? Finaly admit that you're a bitch mutt and desided to act like it?" Kaiba asked and Joey growled.
"Na, Ateum made me do it, brat." Joey replied and Kaiba laughed.
"Why the hell would Ateum dress you like that? Are you his whore or something, mutt?" Kaiba asked, his voice taking on a tone of anger.
"He has the strangest notion that dressing me like a whore would break that shell of yours so me and you could get to gether, Seto." Joey replied and Kaiba laughed.
"Why the hell would you want to get with me, are you a fag, mutt?" Kaiba asked and Joey growled.
"So what if I'm gay! Hu, you gotta problem with that, Kaiba-boy? Cause if you do, live with it. I happen to have a huge crush on you and I'm not scared to admit it. You're a god! Even Ateum agrees with me on that." Joey growled as he stood up to poke Kaiba in his chest."You talk like an angel, you walk with feline grace, you have the sexiest ass it the world, you're a fucking god, you. . ." Joey growled, before Kaiba silenced him with a firm kiss on his lips. Ateum let out a purr of satisfaction as he saw Kaiba in a lip-lock with Joey. Then he growled as someone grabbed him from behind and nipped on his sensitive neck.
"Is this your handy-work, Pharoh?" Marik asked, releasing Ateum as Kaiba rabished Joey's mouth.
"Yes it is, Marik. Where's Bakura?" Ateum asked as he turned to face the blonde.
"Ra damn you, I had my eyes on Joey. And Bakura is at home sleeping cause I fucked him into next week." Marik growled and Ateum purred. Once Kaiba released Joey from his lip lock and Joey looked confused.
"Why the hell did you do that for, Seto?" Joey asked and Kaiba laughed.
"What, didn't the puppy like that?" Kaiba asked and Joey laughed. "Of course I liked it, but why did you do that?" Joey asked and Kaiba laughed.
"Because I love you, puppy." Kaiba replied and Joey's, Marik's and Ateum's jaws dropped to the floor.
"Did Kaiba. . ."
"RA DAMN IT! All the sexy ones are taken now!" Marik inturupted and Ateum purred.
"Why do you always act like such a s.o.b around me?" Joey asked and Kaiba laughed.
"To keep you from finding out cause I thought you were with Mai." Kaiba replied and Joey sighed.
"Dude, all me and Mai were just good friends. I always loved you, Seto." Joey stated and Kaiba laughed.
"Come on, puppy, we're going on a date." Kaiba stated and Joey laughed.
"On one condition." Joey replied and Kaiba laughed. "What?" Kaiba aked and Joey laughed.
"You gotta be nice to everyone and wear a skirt." Joey replied and Kaiba stuttered.
"I have to do WHAT!" Kaiba stuttered and Joey laughed.
"You have to wear a mini-skirt." Joey replied and Ateum purred.
"I will not do that!" Kaiba growled and Joey laugehd.
"You will, or I won't go out with you." Joey replied and Kaiba blushed all shades of red.
"Fine, if that's what it takes to get ahold of you." Kaiba replied, his face still red from anger/embarasment.
"Well, let's get going, pretty boy." Joey stated, sauntering off, and Kaiba watched Joey's ass as he walked away. Ateum purred and Marik laughed.
"Pharoh, you are so cruel. I wanted to be the first one to fuck Joey up that sexy ass of his! No fair. And did anyone tell you that you are absolutly sexy when you purr." Marik cooed and Ateum sauntered off as he saw Lan enter the arena. me: There's chapter two. Sorry so short, but the next chapter will be long and lemony. Marik: Do I finaly get some action? me: Maybe, but is mainly going to ge Joey and Seto and maybe some Lan and Ateum. Speaking of Lan and Ateum, does anyone know where those two are? Bakura: They're in the closet again. *moitiones towards the closet where very loud purrs can be heard*Marik: Wanna make some noices of our own? Bakura: *drags Marik into the other closet*me: Read and review please.