Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Random.... ❯ Thirdddd ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Lobowolfen 
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Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.09.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 177 | Status: Completed
Read and review please!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.09.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 177 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Berg owns Hareshi. Well..just because she lives in the otters head. Lobowolf own nothing. The people who made Yu-Gi-Oh made Yami Marik, and the dudes who made the Gorillaz band owns Murdoc and any other band members that poof in. The new person owns herself.
Berg: Random quote: Oh Man, where'd you get tha' outfit? You can't go goes dressing up as a goddamn Natzi, you crackerass!-Russle. Drummer of the Gorillaz band. Also, I again made a mistake that I am too lazy to go and change. Murdoc's eyes have two colors. The whites are a sickly yellow color while his right pupil is black and his left pupil is pink.
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Berg was soon lunging to where the scream had came from. Her rudder was sticking out behind her as her stubby legs seemed to never touch the ground as she went. Ishtar would be following her only because he was bored probably. The two rounded a corner and skid to a halt to stare wide mouthed at the scene before them. Even Ishtar did.
A girl around the age of Thirteen was standing over the unconscious form of Murdoc, a piece of thick metal clutched tightly in her right hand. Long curly blonde hair was covering most of her face and frizzled in some places, but the girl managed to brush it back over her shoulder with one hand before dropping the metal to reajust her glasses. Her bright blue eyes glinted with an insane pleasure as a grin cracked across her face. Her blue tank top was heaving along with the girls chest but soon ceased. Her jeans were a bit big, but that didn't seem to matter to the girl, as they were able to cover her bare feet and get them warmer. Berg waddled over to her and stood up. Even though she was as tall as possible, this girl was at least three inches taller.
Berg clamped a paw to her muzzle and basically screeched out a fit of deranged giggles. Once she was done she removed her paw and wiped a tear of merriment from her eye. "Good lord, E.T.! What in the hell didja do to him?" she asked curiosly. The girl, now identified as E.T., looked up from Murdoc and looked at Berg. "Him? I for shore though he was a zombie. I mean, look at him! Green skin! What kind of human goes around with green skin?!" she asks, tapping her forehead. "And look, he literally wet himself!" She sent a harsh kick to Murdocs' hip, causing the satanist to grown and rouse from his unconscious state, only to feel a horrible pain at where E.T. kicked him. Berg grinned and laughed once more. "Poor Murdoc. He get knocked unconscios and get a muscle torn in the same few minutes...thats sad. An' all by the same person, too!" The otter would dance nimble to the side, avoiding a swipe from the satanist. E.T blinks and tilts her head, causing blonde hair to cascade past her shoulder somewhat. "Huh, he's Murdoc? I can't understand why anybody'd kidnap him. Then again I shoulda known he looked like this..I mean, after I heard him on the television. Blame my dad."
Berg blinks and looks to Murdoc before back to E.T and then to Ishtar, who had been cackling dementedly in the background while the previos events had taken place. "Why was Murd on the television?" she asked, dumbfounded. E.T punched her shoulder, causing the otter to overbalance and fall onto her side. "Why do you think? Someone going into some studio and, in the mans sleep, kidnapping him and leaving a note on his computer..or..somewhere where others'd find it..that said something about the kidnaper being the leader of Oblivion and needing Murdoc for some..'special tasks to aid in the complete surrender of Hell'. One of the others..I suppose he was...said that one of his funkphantoms or whatever they were called told him that it had seen..er...uh.." she would pause here, looking at Berg slmost stupidly. The otter blinks and snaps her fingers. A big chocolate chunk cookie would appear in her hands and E.T would begin to eat. As she ate, she recolected what she had heard.
"Oh yah. The dude said something about his 'funkphantoms' I think he called them, telling hims something about seeing a..large wolfen creature, with a demon's eye and one wing, moving like a wraith to Murdoc's sleeping quarters, and leaving with the sleeping man...uh...'cradled in its arms like a babe in a mothers grasp'..." she would brake off here and hit her forehead. "Hey! I bet that was Lobowolf! Buut..it doesn't make sence. Did she steal Ishtar like that? I mean with the note and the carrying him off like a mother would a babe? Why would she leave a note? Could I have something to get tis stuff down with?" E.T made stabbing motions to her throat and Berg blinked. Again her paws snapped and a glass of water appears infront of her. The girl chugs it down and smiles. "Yah, that's all I know." she says and then rubs her forehead.
Suddenly, Hareshi, the reptilian lady who is obsesed with Murdoc and 2-D from before last chapter, lands heavilly on Murdoc, knocking the wind from him. "Haharrharrharr! No beast c'n hide my prey from me!" She shouts and leans forwards till her foul, rotten flesh scented breath hits the satanist full on the face. He gags and begins to cough harshly, causing Berg to turn her head and look in the direction. The otter blinks once and suddenly there is only one though flashing in her head. A very pissed off wolfen fea that is out for her blood due to Hareshi getting her Murdoc. The otter would twist her body sharply before pounding towards Hareshi. Soon the otter would throw herself at the reptilian, causing her to fall over and Berg fly head over rudder into a wall.
"Damn you, Hare! Damn you to hell!" the otter shouts, leaping up and spinning around before running at the reptillian and leaping on her gut. When she had successfully pinned the reptile, she wiped blood from her nose and bared some teeth, most of them stained with blood. "Hells' Teeth! What were y'doing, scum?! You know what Lobo would do to us both it she catches you attempting that stunt again!" the otter would leap up, pressing her paws hard into the others stomach and leaping over to Murdoc, her lip curled in disgust at his odor. "You! Call you mates an' tell them yer fine! Tell them they don't need to come! Tell 'em-"
"No! They must come!" Hareshi had lept up and her scaly tail was thrashing out behind her visiously. "Dis may be m'on'y chance ter stalk der livin' 2-D!" she would spit before casting an evil eye over Murdoc. "You 'it him while I'm 'ere, ye ain't goin' 'ome!" This caused Berg's jaw to drop. "Y'mean...even though you know what Lobowolf would so to you..an' even though yer stalkin' greeny too, y'd kill 'im?!" Berg's accent was coming into play..which wasn't a good thing. I mean, she never thought about threats by the wolfen, but this..even without a threat the otter couldn't even imagen what Lobowolf would do to HER if she found out that the otter had allowed the reptile to murder Murdoc. Then...and idea popped into the otters head. "You know, Hare..if you killed Murdoc..2-D'd fight you. Of all people, you should know he idolizes him. And then you'd hafta hurt or kill 2-D...then me and Lobo'd be after yer hide!"
A grin spread quickly across the river beasts face as Hareshi contemplated this. At last, she twirled her dagger and sheathed it in its hiding spot on her left shin. "Fine. You win, otter." she spit fiercly before leaping up onto the wall and slipping silently into the shadows. When the otter was sure Hareshi was gone, shetwirled around to find E.T prodding at Murdoc with a stick she had found while Ishtar helped the unfortunate up. "Ish, let the greeny go...no point in injuring him further. We need to find him a room.." she would pause and look around before looking back at Ishtar. "Do we have any dark rooms?" she asked. The egyptian nodded grimly before, with a swirl of his cape, released Murdoc's hand and strowed off.
Ishtar and E.T walked out front while Berg walked next to Murdoc, whom she didn't hate as much as she had. The satanist blinked some and glanced down at the otter before coughing somewhat, causing Berg to look up at him. "What? You still don't 'ave all yer breath?" she would snap, still irritable. "Er er, yes I do, actually. I just wanted to know where you got that little thing from." He indicated a gold chain with an upsidedown gold cross hanging from it. It was stuck to the otters shirt. Her paw reached for it and brought it down. "Huh...dunno. Musta fallen off o-" she was cut of when Hareshi's scream filtered through the airvents."WHERE IS IT?!" Berg blinked and chuckled. "Musta fallen off of Harshi when she dropped onto you. Here. I dun't want it." she would say dully before flicking it oddly. Murdoc reached for it, but when he caught it, the chain was around his neck and he was just holding the cross up. He let it drop and hit his chest before he curled his nose. "Er er, thanks, I guess." he said before looking at E.T and Ishtar. They were waiting for the two others. They seemed to be having a whispered conversation.
Ishtar directed Murdoc into a room with black wall paper along with a large bed with a black spread. he curled his upper lip some before he turned and walked off. E.T went soon after. "I'll be in the kitchen, Berg!" she said happilly before flouncing off. The otter would scowl darkly, hoping her friend didn't eat all of the chili. Her eyes shone with slight insanity as her gaze returned to Murdoc. "Huh. Pore ye. I would've attempted t'fight the wolf. You won't leave here sane. That or you'll leave here with an insanity greater then yer original insanity." She looked slightly crestfallen, though her eyes soon turned hard. "You. Call yore mates. They can come if they want..but..they take a chance of never being able to leave." After she spoke, the otter twirled around, her rudder slamming hard against the ground. "If you get hungry, there is phone there. Contact me or Ishtar and one of us'll take you down to the kitchen. The bathroom for you is right next to this room on the left." she snorts irritably once more, drops onto all fours and scuttles out, leaving a slightly bewildered Murdoc to think on if he should make a call or not. He was surprised to hear the otters voice again. he looked up and blinked. "Alsa, if Hare messes with you anymore...there are two dirks, five shurikens and mace in the closet." she says and then closes the door and scuttles off. Murdoc turned on a lamp then turned to face the phone of the same table. Soon he would be tapping in the number to Russle's cellphone.
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Ber g: Leave me alone! Yes..short but..whatever O.o Yah..R&R Please!
Lobowolf: How about R&R right after you read this..then i won't hafta come and eat you!
Berg: Riiight....
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Berg: Random quote: Oh Man, where'd you get tha' outfit? You can't go goes dressing up as a goddamn Natzi, you crackerass!-Russle. Drummer of the Gorillaz band. Also, I again made a mistake that I am too lazy to go and change. Murdoc's eyes have two colors. The whites are a sickly yellow color while his right pupil is black and his left pupil is pink.
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Berg was soon lunging to where the scream had came from. Her rudder was sticking out behind her as her stubby legs seemed to never touch the ground as she went. Ishtar would be following her only because he was bored probably. The two rounded a corner and skid to a halt to stare wide mouthed at the scene before them. Even Ishtar did.
A girl around the age of Thirteen was standing over the unconscious form of Murdoc, a piece of thick metal clutched tightly in her right hand. Long curly blonde hair was covering most of her face and frizzled in some places, but the girl managed to brush it back over her shoulder with one hand before dropping the metal to reajust her glasses. Her bright blue eyes glinted with an insane pleasure as a grin cracked across her face. Her blue tank top was heaving along with the girls chest but soon ceased. Her jeans were a bit big, but that didn't seem to matter to the girl, as they were able to cover her bare feet and get them warmer. Berg waddled over to her and stood up. Even though she was as tall as possible, this girl was at least three inches taller.
Berg clamped a paw to her muzzle and basically screeched out a fit of deranged giggles. Once she was done she removed her paw and wiped a tear of merriment from her eye. "Good lord, E.T.! What in the hell didja do to him?" she asked curiosly. The girl, now identified as E.T., looked up from Murdoc and looked at Berg. "Him? I for shore though he was a zombie. I mean, look at him! Green skin! What kind of human goes around with green skin?!" she asks, tapping her forehead. "And look, he literally wet himself!" She sent a harsh kick to Murdocs' hip, causing the satanist to grown and rouse from his unconscious state, only to feel a horrible pain at where E.T. kicked him. Berg grinned and laughed once more. "Poor Murdoc. He get knocked unconscios and get a muscle torn in the same few minutes...thats sad. An' all by the same person, too!" The otter would dance nimble to the side, avoiding a swipe from the satanist. E.T blinks and tilts her head, causing blonde hair to cascade past her shoulder somewhat. "Huh, he's Murdoc? I can't understand why anybody'd kidnap him. Then again I shoulda known he looked like this..I mean, after I heard him on the television. Blame my dad."
Berg blinks and looks to Murdoc before back to E.T and then to Ishtar, who had been cackling dementedly in the background while the previos events had taken place. "Why was Murd on the television?" she asked, dumbfounded. E.T punched her shoulder, causing the otter to overbalance and fall onto her side. "Why do you think? Someone going into some studio and, in the mans sleep, kidnapping him and leaving a note on his computer..or..somewhere where others'd find it..that said something about the kidnaper being the leader of Oblivion and needing Murdoc for some..'special tasks to aid in the complete surrender of Hell'. One of the others..I suppose he was...said that one of his funkphantoms or whatever they were called told him that it had seen..er...uh.." she would pause here, looking at Berg slmost stupidly. The otter blinks and snaps her fingers. A big chocolate chunk cookie would appear in her hands and E.T would begin to eat. As she ate, she recolected what she had heard.
"Oh yah. The dude said something about his 'funkphantoms' I think he called them, telling hims something about seeing a..large wolfen creature, with a demon's eye and one wing, moving like a wraith to Murdoc's sleeping quarters, and leaving with the sleeping man...uh...'cradled in its arms like a babe in a mothers grasp'..." she would brake off here and hit her forehead. "Hey! I bet that was Lobowolf! Buut..it doesn't make sence. Did she steal Ishtar like that? I mean with the note and the carrying him off like a mother would a babe? Why would she leave a note? Could I have something to get tis stuff down with?" E.T made stabbing motions to her throat and Berg blinked. Again her paws snapped and a glass of water appears infront of her. The girl chugs it down and smiles. "Yah, that's all I know." she says and then rubs her forehead.
Suddenly, Hareshi, the reptilian lady who is obsesed with Murdoc and 2-D from before last chapter, lands heavilly on Murdoc, knocking the wind from him. "Haharrharrharr! No beast c'n hide my prey from me!" She shouts and leans forwards till her foul, rotten flesh scented breath hits the satanist full on the face. He gags and begins to cough harshly, causing Berg to turn her head and look in the direction. The otter blinks once and suddenly there is only one though flashing in her head. A very pissed off wolfen fea that is out for her blood due to Hareshi getting her Murdoc. The otter would twist her body sharply before pounding towards Hareshi. Soon the otter would throw herself at the reptilian, causing her to fall over and Berg fly head over rudder into a wall.
"Damn you, Hare! Damn you to hell!" the otter shouts, leaping up and spinning around before running at the reptillian and leaping on her gut. When she had successfully pinned the reptile, she wiped blood from her nose and bared some teeth, most of them stained with blood. "Hells' Teeth! What were y'doing, scum?! You know what Lobo would do to us both it she catches you attempting that stunt again!" the otter would leap up, pressing her paws hard into the others stomach and leaping over to Murdoc, her lip curled in disgust at his odor. "You! Call you mates an' tell them yer fine! Tell them they don't need to come! Tell 'em-"
"No! They must come!" Hareshi had lept up and her scaly tail was thrashing out behind her visiously. "Dis may be m'on'y chance ter stalk der livin' 2-D!" she would spit before casting an evil eye over Murdoc. "You 'it him while I'm 'ere, ye ain't goin' 'ome!" This caused Berg's jaw to drop. "Y'mean...even though you know what Lobowolf would so to you..an' even though yer stalkin' greeny too, y'd kill 'im?!" Berg's accent was coming into play..which wasn't a good thing. I mean, she never thought about threats by the wolfen, but this..even without a threat the otter couldn't even imagen what Lobowolf would do to HER if she found out that the otter had allowed the reptile to murder Murdoc. Then...and idea popped into the otters head. "You know, Hare..if you killed Murdoc..2-D'd fight you. Of all people, you should know he idolizes him. And then you'd hafta hurt or kill 2-D...then me and Lobo'd be after yer hide!"
A grin spread quickly across the river beasts face as Hareshi contemplated this. At last, she twirled her dagger and sheathed it in its hiding spot on her left shin. "Fine. You win, otter." she spit fiercly before leaping up onto the wall and slipping silently into the shadows. When the otter was sure Hareshi was gone, shetwirled around to find E.T prodding at Murdoc with a stick she had found while Ishtar helped the unfortunate up. "Ish, let the greeny go...no point in injuring him further. We need to find him a room.." she would pause and look around before looking back at Ishtar. "Do we have any dark rooms?" she asked. The egyptian nodded grimly before, with a swirl of his cape, released Murdoc's hand and strowed off.
Ishtar and E.T walked out front while Berg walked next to Murdoc, whom she didn't hate as much as she had. The satanist blinked some and glanced down at the otter before coughing somewhat, causing Berg to look up at him. "What? You still don't 'ave all yer breath?" she would snap, still irritable. "Er er, yes I do, actually. I just wanted to know where you got that little thing from." He indicated a gold chain with an upsidedown gold cross hanging from it. It was stuck to the otters shirt. Her paw reached for it and brought it down. "Huh...dunno. Musta fallen off o-" she was cut of when Hareshi's scream filtered through the airvents."WHERE IS IT?!" Berg blinked and chuckled. "Musta fallen off of Harshi when she dropped onto you. Here. I dun't want it." she would say dully before flicking it oddly. Murdoc reached for it, but when he caught it, the chain was around his neck and he was just holding the cross up. He let it drop and hit his chest before he curled his nose. "Er er, thanks, I guess." he said before looking at E.T and Ishtar. They were waiting for the two others. They seemed to be having a whispered conversation.
Ishtar directed Murdoc into a room with black wall paper along with a large bed with a black spread. he curled his upper lip some before he turned and walked off. E.T went soon after. "I'll be in the kitchen, Berg!" she said happilly before flouncing off. The otter would scowl darkly, hoping her friend didn't eat all of the chili. Her eyes shone with slight insanity as her gaze returned to Murdoc. "Huh. Pore ye. I would've attempted t'fight the wolf. You won't leave here sane. That or you'll leave here with an insanity greater then yer original insanity." She looked slightly crestfallen, though her eyes soon turned hard. "You. Call yore mates. They can come if they want..but..they take a chance of never being able to leave." After she spoke, the otter twirled around, her rudder slamming hard against the ground. "If you get hungry, there is phone there. Contact me or Ishtar and one of us'll take you down to the kitchen. The bathroom for you is right next to this room on the left." she snorts irritably once more, drops onto all fours and scuttles out, leaving a slightly bewildered Murdoc to think on if he should make a call or not. He was surprised to hear the otters voice again. he looked up and blinked. "Alsa, if Hare messes with you anymore...there are two dirks, five shurikens and mace in the closet." she says and then closes the door and scuttles off. Murdoc turned on a lamp then turned to face the phone of the same table. Soon he would be tapping in the number to Russle's cellphone.
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Ber g: Leave me alone! Yes..short but..whatever O.o Yah..R&R Please!
Lobowolf: How about R&R right after you read this..then i won't hafta come and eat you!
Berg: Riiight....
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