Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Random.... ❯ WTF?!?! ( Chapter 6 )

“What the fuck is wrong with these people!?!?” Murdoc's voice ran high through the quiet evening in the Oblivion Motel. Berg's hefty frame skidded into the room and she jetted forwards and towards the black sliding chair the Satanist was sitting in.

 

His mismatched eyes were looking at the screen in a horrified manner and his long hands were pulling at his greasy black hair. The shirtless man snapped his eyes closed and pushed the chair back away from the monitor, knowing what would happen if he even touched the thing. Berg blinked and paused before making a face and falling back on her bum.

 

“Ewww! Murdoc! Go put a damned shirt on!” She squealed, causing even more commotion. Fohx slipped into the area and blinked twice, followed by Ishtar. The gay muse blinked twice and made a kitsune blush face. -^_^-

 

“Aww! Is this what you were yelling at, Bergy? He's so adorable without a shirt!” 0_0;; Ishtar blinked. Berg blinked. Murdoc blinked. Everybody blinked. Even the walls blinked. >>;; Murdoc shivered somewhat and rolled away from Fohx.

 

“I…will never get used to that thing…” The Satanist muttered. Ishtar shrugged. He was also shirtless…but then again all humonic men were shirtless at the time of day.

 

“That's what I said…” The Egyptian muttered. “You'll get over it.” Berg nodded in agreement. Her eyes traveled to the screen and she blinked twice.

 

Then she screamed.

 

Fohx and Ishtar blinked before diving from the front of the only entrance and a moment later a woman about 6'1 sailed into the room. Her outfit was one of a crimson pirate, blazing pale eyes glimmering like doubloons on the tanned hand of a man. Black hair swept about her tall frame as she stood and glanced around, bringing her black, heavily used whip from her hip. A black haired hanyo practically scuttled in afterwards. The woman snapped her whip once and growled.

 

“Berg?” She snarled. The shifter ducked. >>;; “Yeah?”

 

“Where's the blood?”

 

“Dunno…?”

 

“Do you have any broken bones?”

 

“Nooo…”

 

“Are you getting sexually assaulted in any way shape or form…?”

 

“No…8_8”

 

“Then why did you scream?” The woman narrowed her eyes and curled her whip back up, bringing it back to her hip.

 

Berg sobbed and pointed towards the screen of the computer. “Murdoc's looking through the pictures in my folder!”

 

“They're your pictures?!” Murdoc asked breathlessly. “You're into that kinds've shit?”

 

Berg snarled to herself. “It's not shit. It's yaoi. And yes, I am into it.” Murdoc groaned.

 

“Disgusting…! How can you enjoy that shit! Especially with US!” Berg flushed a crimson coloration and coughed. Her eyes were cast downwards and she shuffled her feet.

 

“Let's just say I have a fetish.” She said a bit softly. Murdoc groaned again.

 

“Gross!”

 

“Then don't look at my shit anymore!”

 

“Fine!”

 

“Okay!”

 

“Yeah!”

 

“Fine!”

 

“Get over yourself!”

 

“Whatever!”

 

“Idiot!”

 

“Baka!”

 

“Whore!”

 

“Man-Whore!”

 

“What?!”

 

“Yeah! You heard me!”

 

“Why you little…”

 

“I'm hungry.” The argument broke.

 

“How can you be hungry?!” Murdoc barked.

 

“Because I'm fat, mister barf!”

 

“Yeah! You're fat and chubby! And horrific to look at!”

 

“Oh? Then why are you looking at me, mister man-whore!?”

 

Murdoc growled and looked down. Now it was his turn to flush a disturbed shade of crimson. “Because…Erm…>>;; And have to look at the person I'm arguing with, chubby!”

 

“Twig!”

 

“Mop!”

 

“Whore!”

 

“You use that too much!”

 

“Bastard!”

 

“Hey! I knew my father!”

 

“So what?!”

 

The woman blinked and yawned, leaning on Fohx heavily. “How long is this going to take?”

 

The muse smiled and patted the dark woman's head. “A while, I assume, Zen.” Zen sighed and heaved herself off of her crutch.

 

“Dear lord…have mercy.” She mumbled before striding out with the Hanyo on her heels. >>;;

 

 

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Lobo: Mer…^^ Chapter, complete!