Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Random stuff ❯ chappie 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Emily: "YAY! ANOUTHER STUPID SHORT CHAPPIE!!!"

Yami Emily: " … hey…you stole my line…"

Emily: " before we get started, I would like to remind you that THIS IS ALL RANDOM!!"

Yami Emily: "ALL random…"

Emily: " So it means the story has no real point…"

Yami Emily: "… hmm….

Emily: " when you think about it…"

Yami Emily: …its kind of…depressing…"

Yami Emily + Emily: "…hmm…."

Yami Emily: " HEY! WHAT DO I CARE!!!!! SCREW THIS!!!! < Snaps fingers and disappears>

Emily: " That was…different… Well just to tell ya, the first part of this is not what the story is about!!!! Just keep reading, I'm not that stupid to write THAT crap…" ^_^

Random person: Emily a.k.a. joeyrules does not own Yu-gi-oh! In anyway! But she does own a pan!!!"

Readers: `okkkkk…'

ON TO THE CHAPPIE~

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"Squirrels are evil." She mumbled, slowly backing away from the `killing machine'

"Huh…" she said as the squirrel slowly stopped munching his nut. Squirrels was the only thing that wasn't `very friendly'

"Hu…"

The squirrel averted its gaze from its food to her as she let a scream of terro-

"BAKURA!!!!"

He jumped, suddenly getting out of his writing daze and answered the annoying voice calling his name.

"whhAATT!!" he said, slapping down his pencil.

" You aren't writing death stories about Anzu again, are you?"

I quickly scrambled to get my notebook in my padlocked drawer by my desk.

" Noo…"

"Good. Then you won't mind if you GET YOUR LAZY ASS DOWN HERE AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN!!!"

"Damnit." I mumbled. Ryou has been like this ever since I saved us from Anzu's program by punching the T.V. screen. I don't know what the big deal was. ` AHHH! BAKURA THAT T.V. WAS 200,000 YEN!!' like I give anything…

`he should be praising me, not enslaving me' I thought walking down the stairs to see Ryou by the kitchen with his hands on his hips.

`Crap'

"Bakura, what the HELL did you do to my kitchen?" he said jabbing a finger in my face before walking in.

" I was…hungry?" I said following him in reluctantly. It was a…heheh…mess. He picked up a pan from the floor.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY PAN!?!" he screamed pressing a shaking finger to a hudge crack to the now black cookware.

"Ryou… it was bound to break one day…:

" ITS STAINLESS STEEL!!" he screamed throwing it to the floor."

"so…"

"SO?…" SPLAT!!

I stood horrified at the scene in front of me. I didn't know if I should run, or stab myself repeatedly.

His eye twitched.

`uh-oh'

"what was that?!? I don't EVEN want to know…" he said looking up.

"WHAT IS THAT!!??" He yelled pointing a finger at the mess of purple on the ceiling. He slowly took his gaze from there to me as he struggled with words.

"Wh-whats the big deal?"

He clutched his head. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU WERE MAKING TOAST!!"

"And orange juice." I added. " and besides…I thought you'd just clean it up later…" I said. ` wait…shit!'

"Prepare yourself…" he stammered, his whole body shaking.

I grabbed the closet things…a pot top…and a, wonderful…a wooden spoon.

He grinded his teeth.

" You wouldn't dare attack a man a with a spoon, would you Ryou?" I said sticking the utensil out in front of me as he lunged.

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Ryou: "AHHH! You've killed my kitchen!!"

Bakura: " And now your having Ryou kill me!!???"

Emily: " Not yet! Then the story wouldn't go on!!"

Bakura: <shudders>

Yami Emily; "R+R this crap!!"