Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Random Yu-Gi-Oh!-ness ❯ Where do babies come from? ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Random Yu-Gi-Oh!-ness
Authoress Note: Hello. This is complete randomness, and my pathetic attempt at humor.
Bakura: Yes, your very sad attempt at humor.
Me: (glare) (glomp) So..cute..can't resist!!
Bakura: -.- Stupid pharaoh, do the disclaimer!
Yami: Why me, Tomb Robber?!
Me: Please Yami! Please?
Yami: For you. Lizzi doesn't own us, though he does own her love her us. Or anything else she mentions in this story.
Warnings: Hentai-ness, language and violence...
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(At Kaibas Mansion)
(Mokuba walks into Setos room)
Mokuba: Seto, can I ask you a question?
Seto: ...Sure...'I wonder what the question is. Don't let it be THAT question'
Mokuba: ...Uh...(mumble)
Seto: What?
Mokuba: Where do babies come from?
Seto: (who looked like he had a heart attack) O.O;;
Mokuba: Seto?
Seto: (nearly falls standing out of his chair) Uh....well...Ask when your older...
Mokuba: Okay...??
(At the Ishtar residence)
Malik: (currently controlling random animals and attacking people...)
Marik(yami): Malik, heres a question for you.
Malik: Ok.
Marik: Tell where babies come from...
Malik: Hm...I dunno. Lets go as Ishizu...[O.o Is that her name?]
(At the door of Ishizu's room)
Malik: (A timid knock)
Marik: Like she heard that! (hits the door about 5 times and it wobbles and falls off the hinges) Uhh...I can fix that.
Ishizu: I saw that coming!
Malik: But you don't have the necklace...
Ishizu: ...So what do you want?
Malik: Well, Marik wanted to know where-
Marik: Where to babies come from?
Ishizu: ...O_O; Well, when 2 people like each other...[You know how it goes..right?]
(2 Minutes Later)
(Malik and Marik exit Ishizus room)
Malik: ...O_o 'Mommy how I wish you were alive and could've explained it with less detail...'
Marik: *a perverted smirk on face* 'I wonder if the authoress...'
Me: (who randomly showed up) (slap!) I don't think so, Mr. Ishtar. If you touch me ANYWHERE I will not hesitate to take the millennium rod, and shove it up your ass, and then I will make sure you can’t have any kids, because I will kick you so hard there you will wish you were never born.
Marik: Okay.
(Back At Kaibas Mansion)
Mokuba: Okay. ^_^ Thanks Seto.
Seto: (nod) ‘Maybe I shouldn’t of used the really long words, if even confused me…’
(And we Ryou’s House)
Bakura: Hikari! Answer this question!
Ryou: Yes, Bakura?
Bakura: Where do babies come from?!
Ryou: (anime fall) Your over 3,000 [Bakura is 3000 years old not 5000!] years old and you don’t know?!
Bakura: (shrugs) You forget things over time…
Ryou: ‘Obviously’ Uh.. (turns beet red) Well… Uh… (turns on Discovery Health Channel which is has on something on the reproductive system) Watch this…
Bakura: (glances at Ryou then at the TV) ‘Hmm…Oh well we’ll watch this. It should be more descriptive.
(45 Minutes Later)
Bakura: O_O Whoa…
(A knock at the door…or well a bang. A few seconds later Ryou answer the door only to be glomped by me)
Me: Ryou!! Where’s Bakura?!
Ryou: Watching…TV.
Me: Otay. Thanks.
(I run into the TV place)
Me: Bakura! Save me! Mind crush them! Send them to the Shadow Realm! They threatened me!!
Bakura: -_- Who?
Me: Marik! I told him, ‘I don't think so, Mr. Ishtar. If you touch me ANYWHERE I will not hesitate to take the millennium rod, and shove it up your ass, and then I will make sure you can’t have any kids, because I will kick you so hard there you will wish you were never born,’ and now he’s after me!
Bakura: O_O You told him that…
Me: (nod)
(Malik comes running through the door)
Me: (runs over to Malik and glomps) Hiya!
Malik: Hes after you!. Us!!
Me: Head for the hills!! (starts running on to stop and run back. Pats Ryou and Bakuras head) IM TO YOUNG TO DIE!
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That’s the end of chapter one. Is it good? Anyway-
(Bakura, Ryou, Malik, Marik, and Seto show up in swimming trunks, only swimming trunks)
Me: (drools and a puddle starts) They…have…six...packs… ^______^ Ahem. Anyway review and one of them will come visit you tonight. (wink wink nudge nudge) Except Bakura!
Guys: -_-0
Authoress Note: Hello. This is complete randomness, and my pathetic attempt at humor.
Bakura: Yes, your very sad attempt at humor.
Me: (glare) (glomp) So..cute..can't resist!!
Bakura: -.- Stupid pharaoh, do the disclaimer!
Yami: Why me, Tomb Robber?!
Me: Please Yami! Please?
Yami: For you. Lizzi doesn't own us, though he does own her love her us. Or anything else she mentions in this story.
Warnings: Hentai-ness, language and violence...
____________________________________________________________________
(At Kaibas Mansion)
(Mokuba walks into Setos room)
Mokuba: Seto, can I ask you a question?
Seto: ...Sure...'I wonder what the question is. Don't let it be THAT question'
Mokuba: ...Uh...(mumble)
Seto: What?
Mokuba: Where do babies come from?
Seto: (who looked like he had a heart attack) O.O;;
Mokuba: Seto?
Seto: (nearly falls standing out of his chair) Uh....well...Ask when your older...
Mokuba: Okay...??
(At the Ishtar residence)
Malik: (currently controlling random animals and attacking people...)
Marik(yami): Malik, heres a question for you.
Malik: Ok.
Marik: Tell where babies come from...
Malik: Hm...I dunno. Lets go as Ishizu...[O.o Is that her name?]
(At the door of Ishizu's room)
Malik: (A timid knock)
Marik: Like she heard that! (hits the door about 5 times and it wobbles and falls off the hinges) Uhh...I can fix that.
Ishizu: I saw that coming!
Malik: But you don't have the necklace...
Ishizu: ...So what do you want?
Malik: Well, Marik wanted to know where-
Marik: Where to babies come from?
Ishizu: ...O_O; Well, when 2 people like each other...[You know how it goes..right?]
(2 Minutes Later)
(Malik and Marik exit Ishizus room)
Malik: ...O_o 'Mommy how I wish you were alive and could've explained it with less detail...'
Marik: *a perverted smirk on face* 'I wonder if the authoress...'
Me: (who randomly showed up) (slap!) I don't think so, Mr. Ishtar. If you touch me ANYWHERE I will not hesitate to take the millennium rod, and shove it up your ass, and then I will make sure you can’t have any kids, because I will kick you so hard there you will wish you were never born.
Marik: Okay.
(Back At Kaibas Mansion)
Mokuba: Okay. ^_^ Thanks Seto.
Seto: (nod) ‘Maybe I shouldn’t of used the really long words, if even confused me…’
(And we Ryou’s House)
Bakura: Hikari! Answer this question!
Ryou: Yes, Bakura?
Bakura: Where do babies come from?!
Ryou: (anime fall) Your over 3,000 [Bakura is 3000 years old not 5000!] years old and you don’t know?!
Bakura: (shrugs) You forget things over time…
Ryou: ‘Obviously’ Uh.. (turns beet red) Well… Uh… (turns on Discovery Health Channel which is has on something on the reproductive system) Watch this…
Bakura: (glances at Ryou then at the TV) ‘Hmm…Oh well we’ll watch this. It should be more descriptive.
(45 Minutes Later)
Bakura: O_O Whoa…
(A knock at the door…or well a bang. A few seconds later Ryou answer the door only to be glomped by me)
Me: Ryou!! Where’s Bakura?!
Ryou: Watching…TV.
Me: Otay. Thanks.
(I run into the TV place)
Me: Bakura! Save me! Mind crush them! Send them to the Shadow Realm! They threatened me!!
Bakura: -_- Who?
Me: Marik! I told him, ‘I don't think so, Mr. Ishtar. If you touch me ANYWHERE I will not hesitate to take the millennium rod, and shove it up your ass, and then I will make sure you can’t have any kids, because I will kick you so hard there you will wish you were never born,’ and now he’s after me!
Bakura: O_O You told him that…
Me: (nod)
(Malik comes running through the door)
Me: (runs over to Malik and glomps) Hiya!
Malik: Hes after you!. Us!!
Me: Head for the hills!! (starts running on to stop and run back. Pats Ryou and Bakuras head) IM TO YOUNG TO DIE!
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That’s the end of chapter one. Is it good? Anyway-
(Bakura, Ryou, Malik, Marik, and Seto show up in swimming trunks, only swimming trunks)
Me: (drools and a puddle starts) They…have…six...packs… ^______^ Ahem. Anyway review and one of them will come visit you tonight. (wink wink nudge nudge) Except Bakura!
Guys: -_-0