Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Random Yu-Gi-Oh!-ness ❯ A Very Short Chapter Compared to the Rest! ( Chapter 5 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: KyouSohmafanatic 
Why are we at an asylum? And why is Ryou getting his butt slapped? Read to find out...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.19.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 241 | Status: Work In Progress
Why are we at an asylum? And why is Ryou getting his butt slapped? Read to find out...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.19.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 241 | Status: Work In Progress
Okay, here is chapter uh…whatever for this story. This chapter will be relatively short. If you have any ideas post them in your review! And I will give you credit for the idea. BUT the other reason that this chapter is short besides Im running outta ideas, it because Im upset that no one reviewed my Sesshoumaru story! So review it please it your nice enough-
Inuyasha: None of them are nice. People read but didn’t review.
I agree, Inu, but the people who read this story is nice. Somewhat, but anyway when I ask for ideas I don’t get them! Grr… Enjoy you cheap people!
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters or you cheap people you don’t review! I HATE YOU ALL YOU DON’T REVIEW BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF THE SHADOW REALM!!!!
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(In the back of the truck that’s taking them to the asylum)
Me: I am not none of yours!
Bakura: You should’ve kept your mouth shut and we wouldn’t be in this situation!
Malik: Marik, its your fault.
(At the Happy Hotel)
Happy Hotel Bellboy #1: Hello. Can I take your luggage?
Everyone: O,o
(In a circle padded room)
Me: OH! Find the corner! [I said that once, my sister had gotten one of those circle birthday cakes and I said outta the blue, ‘I WANT THE CORNER PIECE!’ and my mother looked at me weird…]
Everyone else: …
Happy Hotel Room Service person #1: (Shoots all with a sleeping tranquilizer)
(Dream World)
(Bakura’s Dream: )
CENSOR….CENSOR…CENSOR….Lizzi…CENSOR!!!
(Malik’s Dream: )
M. Rod, Ishizu explaining THE question, Marik getting killed…Egyptian God cards…Lizzi…
(Marik’s Dream: )
Egyptian God cards, M. Rod, M. Puzzle, Ring, Eye, Key, Scales, Necklace, Lizzi, …Taking over the world….
(Lizzi’s Dream: )
Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kouga, killing Naraku, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kouga, killing Naraku, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kouga, killing Naraku…
(Dream Bakura, Dream Malik, and Dream Marik come on over to Lizzi’s dream, and frantically start trying to wake her)
D. Lizzi: Im awake…
D. Bakura Why are you dream about them?
D. Marik & Malik: Yeah…
D. Lizzi: Reasons why:
Their demons
Their hot demons
Their sexy demons
Killing Naraku is a dream!
Killing Naraku is fun!
Naraku must die!
Sesshoumaru is hot, sexy, cute, Ruler of the Western Lands….
Inuyasha, is cute, hot, a hanyou, and very sexy in hanyou form, human form, and form where his demon blood takes over!
Kouga, is cute, hot, has a wolf pack thingy going on, and I love wolves!
And those are my reasons why.
D. Marik, Malik, and Bakura: O-o
D. Lizzi: What?
(With Ryou)
Ryou: I wonder where Lizzi and everyone got to? Oh well, time to sleep…
(Ryou’s Dream World: )
D. Ryou: Whoa! Lizzi, Bakura Marik, Malik? Why are you here?
D. Lizzi: RYOU! Help us!! He were takin’ to an asylum, because Marik jumped out of the lake screaming and I explained that we just saw Athlon, and Commander #1 screwin’ who just happened to be bees, and guys, and Athlon asked Marik if he’d be his new lover!! And then Bakura came after me, and Malik didn’t want to be left behind and the threw us in a circle room.
D. Ryou: …How do bees screw?
D. Lizzi: I dunno, just come help us!
(Out of Dream World)
Ryou: (bolts up in bed) I have to go get them!
(At the asylum)
Ryou: Uh, I need to get 4 people out of here, please.
Secretary person: Who?
Ryou: Lizzi Sohma, Bakura Ryou, [that’s Bakuras name now] Malik Ishtar, and Marik Ishtar.
Secretary Person: Well, Ill see if I can get them…(she says this in a seductive tone and when she gets up from the desk Ryou can see she is wearing the shortest skirt that stops at like below the butt, and a top that reveals WAAAAYY to much cleavage.
Ryou: ‘Holy Sh*t!’
(5 Minutes Later)
Secretary Person: (in a seductive tone again, and her hair is now a mess and a doctor is waiting by the door for Ryou, his jacket is half-way off, and Ryou notes that his pants are on backwards) Go ahead.
Ryou: ‘I’ll be glad when I get out of here, and Im sure Lizzi and everyone else will be too’ (follows the doctor, only to hear WEIRD noises coming from rooms, and by weird I mean people making out.) ‘Please hurry up!’
(At the Psycho’s room)
Dr. Who-screws-his-secretary: [what that’s his name!] Their in their, sexy. (as Ryou walks through the door the doctor slaps his ass)
Ryou: O___O I have been harassed! (gets the rope he brought along and ties up Lizzi and them and then starts to drag them to his car, but when he gets to the front desk again the doc. And secretary are at it again, and this high pitch …squeal, wakes up Lizzi and Bakura and people, then they lay eyes on the desk) That isn’t nothing the doctor slapped my butt!
Lizzi, Bakura, Marik, and Malik: O______________________O LETS GET OUTTA HERE!!
(Everyone high tails it outta their and into Ryou’s car, Lizzi drives)
Lizzi: BUCKLE UP!! MWHAHA!!
Marik, Malik, and Bakura: (don’t hesitate and buckle up and clutch on the sit and doors in the back)
Ryou: Uh-oh! (does the same)
(Lizzi buckles up, and goes to back up, and almost hit’s a Mercedes Benz, then she starts to drive through the parking lot looking for the exit, she almost hit’s a power line, and fire hydrant. Once she gets to the exit she floors it and cuts off a MTA bus, and a limo. Up ahead the light is on green so about 20 feet later its turning yellow, so Lizzi floors it and goes through it red. Ryou is clutching on for dear life, as well as the fellows in the back. She goes to turn right and squeals tires, while almost hitting a Pontiac in the process. [By the way Ryou has a blue convertible mustang heh, same as mine, only I can’t drive yet.] So, their now about 45 minutes away from Ryous house. On the high way she cutting off all kinds of cars and getting beeped at in the process, while she flips them off. Finally they Ryou’s home. If Ryou drove they would’ve been their in and hour, but with Lizzi driving it only took 20 minutes.)
Ryou: (snatches the keys) EVERYBODY GET TO BED NOW!
Every but Ryou: ._. Okay, sir!
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You’ll get more when I get reviews for my Sesshoumaru story or if I get in a humor mood…
Sesshoumaru: …
(Glomps Sesshoumaru) Holy Sh*t! SESSHOUMARU! MINE, MINE!!!!
Inuyasha: …Grr, you’ll never get the Tetsusaiga!
Inuyasha: None of them are nice. People read but didn’t review.
I agree, Inu, but the people who read this story is nice. Somewhat, but anyway when I ask for ideas I don’t get them! Grr… Enjoy you cheap people!
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters or you cheap people you don’t review! I HATE YOU ALL YOU DON’T REVIEW BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF THE SHADOW REALM!!!!
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(In the back of the truck that’s taking them to the asylum)
Me: I am not none of yours!
Bakura: You should’ve kept your mouth shut and we wouldn’t be in this situation!
Malik: Marik, its your fault.
(At the Happy Hotel)
Happy Hotel Bellboy #1: Hello. Can I take your luggage?
Everyone: O,o
(In a circle padded room)
Me: OH! Find the corner! [I said that once, my sister had gotten one of those circle birthday cakes and I said outta the blue, ‘I WANT THE CORNER PIECE!’ and my mother looked at me weird…]
Everyone else: …
Happy Hotel Room Service person #1: (Shoots all with a sleeping tranquilizer)
(Dream World)
(Bakura’s Dream: )
CENSOR….CENSOR…CENSOR….Lizzi…CENSOR!!!
(Malik’s Dream: )
M. Rod, Ishizu explaining THE question, Marik getting killed…Egyptian God cards…Lizzi…
(Marik’s Dream: )
Egyptian God cards, M. Rod, M. Puzzle, Ring, Eye, Key, Scales, Necklace, Lizzi, …Taking over the world….
(Lizzi’s Dream: )
Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kouga, killing Naraku, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kouga, killing Naraku, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kouga, killing Naraku…
(Dream Bakura, Dream Malik, and Dream Marik come on over to Lizzi’s dream, and frantically start trying to wake her)
D. Lizzi: Im awake…
D. Bakura Why are you dream about them?
D. Marik & Malik: Yeah…
D. Lizzi: Reasons why:
Their demons
Their hot demons
Their sexy demons
Killing Naraku is a dream!
Killing Naraku is fun!
Naraku must die!
Sesshoumaru is hot, sexy, cute, Ruler of the Western Lands….
Inuyasha, is cute, hot, a hanyou, and very sexy in hanyou form, human form, and form where his demon blood takes over!
Kouga, is cute, hot, has a wolf pack thingy going on, and I love wolves!
And those are my reasons why.
D. Marik, Malik, and Bakura: O-o
D. Lizzi: What?
(With Ryou)
Ryou: I wonder where Lizzi and everyone got to? Oh well, time to sleep…
(Ryou’s Dream World: )
D. Ryou: Whoa! Lizzi, Bakura Marik, Malik? Why are you here?
D. Lizzi: RYOU! Help us!! He were takin’ to an asylum, because Marik jumped out of the lake screaming and I explained that we just saw Athlon, and Commander #1 screwin’ who just happened to be bees, and guys, and Athlon asked Marik if he’d be his new lover!! And then Bakura came after me, and Malik didn’t want to be left behind and the threw us in a circle room.
D. Ryou: …How do bees screw?
D. Lizzi: I dunno, just come help us!
(Out of Dream World)
Ryou: (bolts up in bed) I have to go get them!
(At the asylum)
Ryou: Uh, I need to get 4 people out of here, please.
Secretary person: Who?
Ryou: Lizzi Sohma, Bakura Ryou, [that’s Bakuras name now] Malik Ishtar, and Marik Ishtar.
Secretary Person: Well, Ill see if I can get them…(she says this in a seductive tone and when she gets up from the desk Ryou can see she is wearing the shortest skirt that stops at like below the butt, and a top that reveals WAAAAYY to much cleavage.
Ryou: ‘Holy Sh*t!’
(5 Minutes Later)
Secretary Person: (in a seductive tone again, and her hair is now a mess and a doctor is waiting by the door for Ryou, his jacket is half-way off, and Ryou notes that his pants are on backwards) Go ahead.
Ryou: ‘I’ll be glad when I get out of here, and Im sure Lizzi and everyone else will be too’ (follows the doctor, only to hear WEIRD noises coming from rooms, and by weird I mean people making out.) ‘Please hurry up!’
(At the Psycho’s room)
Dr. Who-screws-his-secretary: [what that’s his name!] Their in their, sexy. (as Ryou walks through the door the doctor slaps his ass)
Ryou: O___O I have been harassed! (gets the rope he brought along and ties up Lizzi and them and then starts to drag them to his car, but when he gets to the front desk again the doc. And secretary are at it again, and this high pitch …squeal, wakes up Lizzi and Bakura and people, then they lay eyes on the desk) That isn’t nothing the doctor slapped my butt!
Lizzi, Bakura, Marik, and Malik: O______________________O LETS GET OUTTA HERE!!
(Everyone high tails it outta their and into Ryou’s car, Lizzi drives)
Lizzi: BUCKLE UP!! MWHAHA!!
Marik, Malik, and Bakura: (don’t hesitate and buckle up and clutch on the sit and doors in the back)
Ryou: Uh-oh! (does the same)
(Lizzi buckles up, and goes to back up, and almost hit’s a Mercedes Benz, then she starts to drive through the parking lot looking for the exit, she almost hit’s a power line, and fire hydrant. Once she gets to the exit she floors it and cuts off a MTA bus, and a limo. Up ahead the light is on green so about 20 feet later its turning yellow, so Lizzi floors it and goes through it red. Ryou is clutching on for dear life, as well as the fellows in the back. She goes to turn right and squeals tires, while almost hitting a Pontiac in the process. [By the way Ryou has a blue convertible mustang heh, same as mine, only I can’t drive yet.] So, their now about 45 minutes away from Ryous house. On the high way she cutting off all kinds of cars and getting beeped at in the process, while she flips them off. Finally they Ryou’s home. If Ryou drove they would’ve been their in and hour, but with Lizzi driving it only took 20 minutes.)
Ryou: (snatches the keys) EVERYBODY GET TO BED NOW!
Every but Ryou: ._. Okay, sir!
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You’ll get more when I get reviews for my Sesshoumaru story or if I get in a humor mood…
Sesshoumaru: …
(Glomps Sesshoumaru) Holy Sh*t! SESSHOUMARU! MINE, MINE!!!!
Inuyasha: …Grr, you’ll never get the Tetsusaiga!