Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Random Yu-Gi-Oh!-ness ❯ Gay Bees, Ghosts, and Wills ( Chapter 4 )
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By: KyouSohmafanatic 
Gay bees making out, Marik is writng a will, and a note to Ishizu saying why Malik is draggin his dead body home?! WHY THE INSANITY?! Oh yea, this complete insanity.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.18.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 243 | Status: Work In Progress
Gay bees making out, Marik is writng a will, and a note to Ishizu saying why Malik is draggin his dead body home?! WHY THE INSANITY?! Oh yea, this complete insanity.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.18.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 243 | Status: Work In Progress
Random Yu-Gi-Oh-ness
Welcome back! ^_^ Oh yea READ THIS!! IM TALKING TO YOU! THIS IS IMPORTANT!! Ahem, anyway I plan on making a Sesshoumaru story. The Sesshoumaru story would be romance and probably R rated… The Sesshoumaru story would be told from my point of view or the readers point of view whatever way you want to read it. And you should read it, please. Then later on in maybe September, I plan on making a Inuyasha CYOA.
A.E. Bakura: I have my eye on this Sesshoumaru person.
Me: He’s not a person he is a full-blood demon, that has a creepy toad thingy as an assistant thingy, has a soft spot for Rin, who refers to herself. And Sesshoumaru is awhole hell of a lot hotter then you!
A.E. Bakura: …She doesn’t own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Inuyasha, Wolf’s Rain, or Fruits Basket, despite the fact that she writes about us.
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Marik: …it’s a yes or no question!
Me: ……I don’t care…Okay, time to give back Bakura and Yami’s ‘new’ bodies. -_-;;
(A.E. Bakura and Yami get back their bodies that are a deathly pale compared to their Egyptian bodies)
(Seto’s Mansion)
Seto: (on the phone) Yea, well same to ya, bud!
Mokuba: o.O Seto? Are you feeling okay?
Seto: Yes, why?
Mokuba: Can I go to the park?
Seto: No.
Mokuba: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, ‘NO’? YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I DESERVE TO GO TO THE PARK! YOU ANTI-SOCIAL BASTARD! YOU NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT MORE! Sorry…BUT IM STILL GOING!
Seto: O…kay!
(At the park with Mokuba, Lizzi, Marik, Malik, Bakura and Ryou)
Lizzi: (sitting in a tree while keeping an eye out for someone)
Malik: Is she coming?!
Me: Hai, 100 feet and closing!
Malik: HIDE HERE COMES THE MONSTER!!!
Ryou: ?? Oh, hello Tea’!
Lizzi: (making gagging noises)
Tea’: Oh, hello Ryou! I thought Lizzi and everyone was here? Friends shouldn’t leave when their friend is coming. Friends should talk to friends…blah, blah, friend, blah, friend, blah, blah, blah, friends!
(Currently in a bush that has a beehive in it)
Me: Bakura! Make it stop!!!
Mokuba: I have to go…(quietly slips off to the mansion)
Marik: HOLY SH*T! THERE A F***** BEEHIVE IN HERE!
Me: Don’t make any sudden movements! On the count of three slowly get out and run like hell towards water!
Bakura: 123!
(Everyone jumps up screaming and Marik hit’s the beehive causing it to fall, the bees which happen to be hornets come out and start a little army)
Bee Commander #1: Buzz, buzzz, BUZZZ!! (Translation: Ready to attack the foolish mortals?!)
Random Bee named Bob: Buzz!! Bitz, BUZZ!!! (Translation: Hell yea! They aren’t gonna see the end of the world when we take over! Their gonna be rotting and decaying in their coffins, six feet under ground while worms and maggots eat their body from the inside out!)
Bee Commander #1: O.O; Buzz! (Uh, Bob, have you been drink the honey beer, made especially for the queen? …(gasp) Your screwing the queen aren’t you! That means your expelled from the hive! ‘Cuz once a guy screws the queen their kicked out! Aww!! You bad bee, BAD!)
Bob: (hic) No I haven’t been drinking any honey beer!
Bee Commander #1: Fly in a straight line!
Bob: (Flys towards the ground, then up and hit’s a tree branch, then flys right into the commander) I pass?
Commander: Security!
Security Bee #5: Yes?
Commander: This bee, Bob, has been drinking the honey beer and has been screwing the queen!
Security Bee #5, 6, and 7: (grab Bob, and takes him to the lake and drowns him)
(With the humans)
Bakura, Marik, Malik, and Me: (Talking to inanimate objects)
(Ryou and Tea’)
(At Tea’s house doing something so wrong)
Ryou: So you put that in there, right?
Tea’: Yep, don’t do that so hard, Ryou!
Ryou: Uh, okay.
(45 Minutes Later)
(DING!)
Tea’: Ah, the cake is done!
Ryou: Yep.
(At the Park)
Bakura: I wonder where my Hikari went?
Me: HOLY SH*T! RUN!!! (runs to the lake and jumps in)
Marik and Malik: (turn around and sees the army to hornets) (jumps into the lake)
Bakura: Huh? What? HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL! (Jumps into the lake and barely misses getting stung)
(Under the water)
Marik: So, what do we do now?
Me: How the hell can we talk under water?
Authoress: …Special powers?
Everyone: Ok!
Bakura: How long do we have to stay under here?
Me: Marik! Check!
Marik: (puts head about the water and is nearly killed) Their still here!
Me: Marik go distract them! You’re the one the want you knocked over their nest!
Marik: (Writing his will, and a note to Ishizu explaining why Malik is dragging his body home)
(Above the Lake)
Bee Commander #1: I am been splashed! Go on with out me! Athlon, your to take my place. Everyone, listen to Athlon, he will be a great commander!
Athlon: Oh no, please don’t die! But I love you so much. [This is a bit odd, their both guys… O.o]
Bee Commander #1: I love you to! Now go, Im seeing the light!
(…Interruption!)
Ishizu: Im am sorry to interrupt but due to the graphic nature of the two gay bees screwin’ each other, we have come to bring you this report!
Serenity: We have? What are my lines again?
Joey: (whisper) Sis, your on!
Serenity: OH! Oh, no! Uh, (stares at camera) (passes out)
Joey: Sis, sis? Are you awright?
Ishizu: Some report that was. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this report and you will now return to the regular scheduled program, but with out gay bees screwin’.
(Back Above the Lake)
Athlon: (Crying his eyes out)
Commander #1: X_X (died ½ way through the screwin’ process)
Every Other Bee: O______________________O
Random Bee named: Ashlee (whos a guy!): Uh, maybe, we should retreat…And stay away from Athlon.
Everyone other bee but Athlon, #1, and Ashlee: Yea…
(Under the Lake)
Me: O__O My virgin eyes! I didn’t want to see to gay guys…bees, screw!
Bakura: (Has a slightly green face) o.o
Malik: X___X Oh Ra, please forgive me for watching that!
Marik: …(tosses his lunch)
Everyone: (gag)
(A ghostly bees named Athlon comes down and says): You win, we retreat. (then points to Marik) You killed my lover!
Marik: 6_9 (looks like hes gonna gag)
Athlon ghost: But I forgive you…he was lousy in bed, are you better?
Marik: (jumps out of the water screaming, and then the nice men in white coats come to take him to the happy hotel)
Me: (jumps out of the water) WAIT! Don’t take him! We just saw 2 gay bees screwin’ and one died in the process of screwin’ and the bee that’s was screwin’ him came down at asked Marik, to be his new lover!! (gets put in a straight jacket and thrown the back of the truck with Marik) Hello Marik! What are you in here for?
Marik: =_=
Bakura: But the girl is my lover! If you take her away you have to take me to!
Me: (sticks head out of the truck) I am your lover?! Since when?
Malik: Dammit Bakura, shes my lover!
Me: I am?
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The chappie we all will take a nice visit to the asylum! ^_^
Welcome back! ^_^ Oh yea READ THIS!! IM TALKING TO YOU! THIS IS IMPORTANT!! Ahem, anyway I plan on making a Sesshoumaru story. The Sesshoumaru story would be romance and probably R rated… The Sesshoumaru story would be told from my point of view or the readers point of view whatever way you want to read it. And you should read it, please. Then later on in maybe September, I plan on making a Inuyasha CYOA.
A.E. Bakura: I have my eye on this Sesshoumaru person.
Me: He’s not a person he is a full-blood demon, that has a creepy toad thingy as an assistant thingy, has a soft spot for Rin, who refers to herself. And Sesshoumaru is awhole hell of a lot hotter then you!
A.E. Bakura: …She doesn’t own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Inuyasha, Wolf’s Rain, or Fruits Basket, despite the fact that she writes about us.
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Marik: …it’s a yes or no question!
Me: ……I don’t care…Okay, time to give back Bakura and Yami’s ‘new’ bodies. -_-;;
(A.E. Bakura and Yami get back their bodies that are a deathly pale compared to their Egyptian bodies)
(Seto’s Mansion)
Seto: (on the phone) Yea, well same to ya, bud!
Mokuba: o.O Seto? Are you feeling okay?
Seto: Yes, why?
Mokuba: Can I go to the park?
Seto: No.
Mokuba: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, ‘NO’? YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I DESERVE TO GO TO THE PARK! YOU ANTI-SOCIAL BASTARD! YOU NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT MORE! Sorry…BUT IM STILL GOING!
Seto: O…kay!
(At the park with Mokuba, Lizzi, Marik, Malik, Bakura and Ryou)
Lizzi: (sitting in a tree while keeping an eye out for someone)
Malik: Is she coming?!
Me: Hai, 100 feet and closing!
Malik: HIDE HERE COMES THE MONSTER!!!
Ryou: ?? Oh, hello Tea’!
Lizzi: (making gagging noises)
Tea’: Oh, hello Ryou! I thought Lizzi and everyone was here? Friends shouldn’t leave when their friend is coming. Friends should talk to friends…blah, blah, friend, blah, friend, blah, blah, blah, friends!
(Currently in a bush that has a beehive in it)
Me: Bakura! Make it stop!!!
Mokuba: I have to go…(quietly slips off to the mansion)
Marik: HOLY SH*T! THERE A F***** BEEHIVE IN HERE!
Me: Don’t make any sudden movements! On the count of three slowly get out and run like hell towards water!
Bakura: 123!
(Everyone jumps up screaming and Marik hit’s the beehive causing it to fall, the bees which happen to be hornets come out and start a little army)
Bee Commander #1: Buzz, buzzz, BUZZZ!! (Translation: Ready to attack the foolish mortals?!)
Random Bee named Bob: Buzz!! Bitz, BUZZ!!! (Translation: Hell yea! They aren’t gonna see the end of the world when we take over! Their gonna be rotting and decaying in their coffins, six feet under ground while worms and maggots eat their body from the inside out!)
Bee Commander #1: O.O; Buzz! (Uh, Bob, have you been drink the honey beer, made especially for the queen? …(gasp) Your screwing the queen aren’t you! That means your expelled from the hive! ‘Cuz once a guy screws the queen their kicked out! Aww!! You bad bee, BAD!)
Bob: (hic) No I haven’t been drinking any honey beer!
Bee Commander #1: Fly in a straight line!
Bob: (Flys towards the ground, then up and hit’s a tree branch, then flys right into the commander) I pass?
Commander: Security!
Security Bee #5: Yes?
Commander: This bee, Bob, has been drinking the honey beer and has been screwing the queen!
Security Bee #5, 6, and 7: (grab Bob, and takes him to the lake and drowns him)
(With the humans)
Bakura, Marik, Malik, and Me: (Talking to inanimate objects)
(Ryou and Tea’)
(At Tea’s house doing something so wrong)
Ryou: So you put that in there, right?
Tea’: Yep, don’t do that so hard, Ryou!
Ryou: Uh, okay.
(45 Minutes Later)
(DING!)
Tea’: Ah, the cake is done!
Ryou: Yep.
(At the Park)
Bakura: I wonder where my Hikari went?
Me: HOLY SH*T! RUN!!! (runs to the lake and jumps in)
Marik and Malik: (turn around and sees the army to hornets) (jumps into the lake)
Bakura: Huh? What? HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL! (Jumps into the lake and barely misses getting stung)
(Under the water)
Marik: So, what do we do now?
Me: How the hell can we talk under water?
Authoress: …Special powers?
Everyone: Ok!
Bakura: How long do we have to stay under here?
Me: Marik! Check!
Marik: (puts head about the water and is nearly killed) Their still here!
Me: Marik go distract them! You’re the one the want you knocked over their nest!
Marik: (Writing his will, and a note to Ishizu explaining why Malik is dragging his body home)
(Above the Lake)
Bee Commander #1: I am been splashed! Go on with out me! Athlon, your to take my place. Everyone, listen to Athlon, he will be a great commander!
Athlon: Oh no, please don’t die! But I love you so much. [This is a bit odd, their both guys… O.o]
Bee Commander #1: I love you to! Now go, Im seeing the light!
(…Interruption!)
Ishizu: Im am sorry to interrupt but due to the graphic nature of the two gay bees screwin’ each other, we have come to bring you this report!
Serenity: We have? What are my lines again?
Joey: (whisper) Sis, your on!
Serenity: OH! Oh, no! Uh, (stares at camera) (passes out)
Joey: Sis, sis? Are you awright?
Ishizu: Some report that was. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this report and you will now return to the regular scheduled program, but with out gay bees screwin’.
(Back Above the Lake)
Athlon: (Crying his eyes out)
Commander #1: X_X (died ½ way through the screwin’ process)
Every Other Bee: O______________________O
Random Bee named: Ashlee (whos a guy!): Uh, maybe, we should retreat…And stay away from Athlon.
Everyone other bee but Athlon, #1, and Ashlee: Yea…
(Under the Lake)
Me: O__O My virgin eyes! I didn’t want to see to gay guys…bees, screw!
Bakura: (Has a slightly green face) o.o
Malik: X___X Oh Ra, please forgive me for watching that!
Marik: …(tosses his lunch)
Everyone: (gag)
(A ghostly bees named Athlon comes down and says): You win, we retreat. (then points to Marik) You killed my lover!
Marik: 6_9 (looks like hes gonna gag)
Athlon ghost: But I forgive you…he was lousy in bed, are you better?
Marik: (jumps out of the water screaming, and then the nice men in white coats come to take him to the happy hotel)
Me: (jumps out of the water) WAIT! Don’t take him! We just saw 2 gay bees screwin’ and one died in the process of screwin’ and the bee that’s was screwin’ him came down at asked Marik, to be his new lover!! (gets put in a straight jacket and thrown the back of the truck with Marik) Hello Marik! What are you in here for?
Marik: =_=
Bakura: But the girl is my lover! If you take her away you have to take me to!
Me: (sticks head out of the truck) I am your lover?! Since when?
Malik: Dammit Bakura, shes my lover!
Me: I am?
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The chappie we all will take a nice visit to the asylum! ^_^