Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Random Yu-Gi-Oh!-ness ❯ KaibaCorp, Songs, and 10 Questions ( Chapter 3 )
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By: KyouSohmafanatic 
Bakura and Yami are now in their Egyptian forms. Guys drooling, old people are falling, Ryou needs money for a new carpet. What else can go wrong?!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.17.2004 | Pages: 7 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 275 | Status: Work In Progress
Bakura and Yami are now in their Egyptian forms. Guys drooling, old people are falling, Ryou needs money for a new carpet. What else can go wrong?!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.17.2004 | Pages: 7 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 275 | Status: Work In Progress
Random Yu-Gi-Oh!-ness
Ryou: …Our authoress is currently sleeping, and she could sleep through a hurricane… So we are currently debating what this chapter should be about…
Malik: Why does she pick a time like this to sleep?
BEWD: (Roar)
Bakura, Ryou, Malik, and Marik: O_O
(Seto comes walking in with a leash, and attaches it to the BEWD’s collar)
Ryou: Kaiba, help us write this story.
Seto: No.
Me: Z_z Pwease, Seto?
Seto: (glare) Fine.
Me: (goes to sleep)
Seto: Lizzi doesn’t own us, and she never will. But she does own the plot line to this story. And Bakura and Ryou own the Millennium Ring, and the two psycho’s own the Millennium Rod. I on the other hand own KaibaCorp, and 3 BEWD cards! BWHAHA!!
Malik, Marik, Bakura, Ryou: ._.
Thingys to know:
(actions)
[author notes]
||| Hikaris to Yamis|||
::: Yamis to Hikaris:::
~song lyrics~
_________________________________________________________________
Me: Okay, you know what? Lets go outside and do something…
Bakura: What are we going to do?
Me: Hmm… I wanna see Seto!! So, to KaibaCorp, we go!
(At KaibaCorps front door)
Security Person: Who are you? We can’t let you enter!
Me: Aww…Dammit! Fine, be jackasses!
(Side of KC building)
Me: Looks like we better start climbing!
(30 minutes later)
Bakura: Are we there yet, Ryou?
(Ryou and Malik stayed on the ground)
Ryou: Bakura! Your only close to the 2cd floor!
Bakura: WHAT?!
Marik: (Breaks Window)
Me: Why’d you do that?!
Marik: We’re getting in…and this room is vacant…
Me: O.O
Bakura: O_o
(On the 5th floor)
Me: Are we …(gasp) there yet?
Bakura: I (gasp) can’t (gasp) believe (gasp) the (gasp) elevator (gasp) is (gasp) broken…(pant)
Me: Im seeing the light! Im going to die!
Marik: @____@ So…hot…weakness….going…to…die…X_X
(20 Floors Later)
Bakura, Marik, Me: (clutching the stairs dragging selves up there)
Marik: How many more floors?!
Me: Lessee…first a break!
(During the Break)
Me: We’re on floor 25, we have to climb 25 more!!
(With Ryou and Malik)
Ryou: Got any 5’s?
Malik: Go fish…
(Bakura and people)
(Currently on Floor 27)
Me: GAH! Im going to die at a young age!
Marik: Shut up! Just concentrate on getting up to floor 50!
Bakura: …Going to die…again!
(8 Floors Later/ 35th Floor)
(Lizzi has passed out and being carried by Bakura)
Me: B...a…kur…a… Are we there…yet?
Bakura: We’re on heading on floor 36!
(Outside)
Ryou: What kind of ice cream you want?
Malik: Chocolate. I wonder what floor their on?
Ryou: Hmm…
(Inside)
(Now on Floor 46)
(Everyone is walking)
Bakura: Going to die a …
Marik: YOU’RE A VIRGIN?!!
Me: O__________O And your 3,000?!
Bakura: Im a virgin in this life… X_X
Me: OH…that explains a lot…
Marik: …~_~
Bakura: …
(On 50th Floor)
(In Kaiba’s office)
Me: Hah…hah….We made it! Ha…(faints)
Seto: O.o
Bakura: You try climbing about 49 flights of stairs that don’t have air condition!
Marik: (Rejoicing for the AC.)
Seto: Why didn’t you use the elevator?
Me: We had to break in because your damn guards wouldn’t let us in!
Seto: Probably because you had to damn psychopaths with you.
Me: Whatever… OH! We gotta go check on Ryou and Malik!
Bakura: We’re taking the elevator!
(Outside)
Ryou: So, did you guys make it?
Me, Bakura, and Marik: (glare)
Bakura: To the park!
(At the Park)
Me: Hey! Its that lady from yesterday! Remember Malik!? I called her an old crone and flipped her off!
Malik: Yea…
Marik: Where was I?
Me: You we’re the ‘I have found ye’ person…
(Now playing tag)
(Bakura trips over a penny, and falls onto Lizzi)
Old Crone: Young kids today! No respect for their elders. And they have no sense of privacy!
Bakura: Shut your mouth, you old hag!
Old Crone: Why I never!
Marik: :::Give me the Millennium Rod, Malik!:::
Malik: |||Why?|||
Marik: :::Because!:::
Malik: |||Okay||| (hands over the M. Rod.)
Marik: (starts to mind control the old hag, and has her jump into the lake, and swim to the middle of it. Then has her rip off her clothes and do water ballet.)
Me: O_O MY EYES!!
Bakura: THE HORROR! THE HORROR!! Hey look a penny! HORROR!
Ryou: Bloody hell!
Me: (gasp) Ryou cussed! YAY! (hugs/tackles Ryou)
Ryou: X_o
Malik: Ryou has been spending to much time with us!
Marik: (thwacks Ryou over the head with the M. Rod)
Me: o.o
Ryou: (has a trickle of blood running down his face) …
Bakura: My precious hikari is injured! (goes to kiss Ryou)
Me: (kicks Mariks shin) Baka! (takes Mariks cape-y thingy, kicks Bakura to the side, and wipes up Ryous blood)
(Back at Ryou’s house)
Me: Lets watch TV! TV! TV!
Bakura: (turns on TV and it happens to be on FUSE)
Me: Oh! Oh! I love this song!!!
Ryou: …!
(Lizzi start to sing)
~If you ain’t dirrty, you ain’t here to party~
~Ladies (move) Gentlemen (move)~
~Somebody ring the alarm, a fire in the room~
~Ring the alarm…and Im throwin’ elbows~
(Lizzi is doing all the moves to the dance thingy)
Marik, Malik, and Bakura: O.O
Ryou: O_O (blush X10)
~Uh- Let me loose~
~Oooh, Im overdue, gimme some room, comin’ through~
~Paid my dues, I’m in the mood, and my girls come to shake the room~
~DJ spinnin’, show your hands~
~Lets get dirrty, that’s my jam~
~I need that, uh to get me off, sweatin’ till my clothes come off~
(Bakura, Ryou, Malik and Marik are drooling)
~Its explosive, speakers are thumpin’~
~Still jumpin’, six in the mornin’~
~Table dancin’, glasses are crashin’~
~No question time for come action~
(Every guy has sat down on the floor watching the dance)
~Temperatures up, (can you feel it?)~
~’Bout to erupt~
~Gonna get my girls, get your boys, gonna make some noise~
~Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly~
~Get it fired up in a hurry~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time I came to start the~
~Party, sweat drippin’ all over my body~
~Dancin’ getting just a little naughty~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time for my arrival~
(The guys have their own little pile of drool, and (ahem) something else…if you understand that)
~Ah, heat is up, ladies, fellas drop your cups~
~Bodies packed front to back, move your ass, I like that~
~Tight hip huggers, low for **~
~Shake a little somethin’ on the floor~
~I need that, uh to get me off, sweatin’ till my clothes come off~
(Ryou had to leave the show so he could make lunch, which he really didn’t want to but did, Bakura, Marik, and Malik are creating a lake)
~Lets get open cause a commotion~
~Still goin’ eight in the mornin’~
~There’s no stoppin’, we keep on poppin’~
~Hard rockin’, everyones talkin’ ~
(The lake has grown)
~Give all you got, (give it to me) just hit the spot~
~Gonna get my girls, get your boys, gonna make some noise~
~Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly~
~Get it fired up in a hurry~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time I came to start the~
~Party, sweat drippin’ all over my body~
~Dancin’ getting just a little naughty~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time for my arrival~
(Ryou has returned with sandwiches, on to find his floor is becoming a creek of drool)
~Here it comes, it’s the one you’ve been wait’n on~
~Get up, get it rough, yup that’s what’s up~
~Givin’ what you love to the maximum~
~Uh oh, here we go~
~What to do you do when the music starts to drop~
~That’s when we take it to the parking lot, and I bet you somebodys gonna call the cops~
~Uh oh, here we go~
(Ryou is trying to snap Bakura and them outta their trance)
~Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly~
~Get it fired up in a hurry~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time I came to start the~
~Party, sweat drippin’ all over my body~
~Dancin’ getting just a little naughty~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time for my arrival~
(X3)
Me: Tada!
Bakura: O____O/ ^_______________________________________^
Malik: o.o ^___^
Marik: ^______________________________________________^
Me: (slaps Marik) Perv!
Marik: Hey Bakura has the same face!
Me: SO?! ‘Kura is cuter then you! (glomps Bakura)
Bakura: ^_________^
Me: …
Ryou: …Lunch is ready…
Malik: …
Door: Knock, knock, someones here, knock, knock
Me: O_o;;; Ryou what did you put on these sandwiches?
Ryou: (answers the door) O,o Yami, Yugi? Why are you’s here?
Yami: Why can’t the almighty pharaoh come to his friends home?!
Me: (glomps Yami) SOOO CUTE!! So many cute people in one room…
Ryou: Well, come in?
(They walk in only to step in some missed drool)
Me: It was them! (points to clocks)
Yami and Yugi: O.o
(2 Minutes Later)
Me: OH!!!!
Bakura, Ryou, Malik, Marik, Yami, and Yugi: ??
Me: Bakura and Yami are going to have their ancient Egyptian bodies back, because they are really hot way back when…
(A poof of purple smoke by Yami disappears)
Me: See! A Egyptian Yami! ^_^ And now Bakuras!!! ^_^
(A poof of red smoke disappears and Tomb Robber Bakura is sitting there)
Me: O________O (glomps!) Hottie!
A.E. [Ancient Egypt] Bakura: ^_^
Marik, Malik: =_=;;
Ryou: O.O You looked really different in Ancient Egypt…
A.E. Bakura: Of course I did! I was the greatest thief!
A.E. Yami: (glare)
A.E. Bakura: (glare back)
Me: (still glomping) ^__^ I am in happy place!!
A.E. Bakura: But I have more fan girls!
A.E. Yami: BS!
Me: Fine only one way to decide this…(dramatic pause)…Battle of the Sexes...err….10 Questions! (shifty eyes)
Ryou: Lizzi is the host and Im the co-host, and Yugi, Malik, and Marik are the audience…
(10 Questions start)
Me: (Hands out paper and pens) Answer the questions, Ryou’ll say and write your answer on the paper!
Question 1: ‘WTF kinda question is this?’ What is your favorite part of the authoress?
A.E Bakura’s answer: Uh…legs?
A.E Yami’s answer: Eyes.
Q. 2: If you got to ravage your hikari, would you?
A. E. Bakura’s answer: No.
A.E. Yami’s answer: …No? (Me: Liar!)
Q.3: Do you want all the millennium items?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: YES! BWHAHAH!!
A.E. Yami’s answer: No.
Q.4: Given the chance would you ravage the authoress?
Me: WTF?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: YES!
A.E. Yami’s answer: …No comment
Q. 5: What was your past occupation?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: A Thief/Tomb Robber
A.E. Yami’s answer: An Almighty Pharaoh…
Q. 6: What would you give the authoress for her birthday. Which isn’t until 5 more months…
A.E. Bakura’s answer: Anything she’d like…(Me: OH!! I chose him!!! ^__^)
A.E. Yami’s answer: Money? (Me: Oh! I’ll just take the money! ^_^;;)
Q. 7: On a poll we did to see who was cuter, the winner had 89% of the vote. Who was it?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: Me of course!
A.E. Yami’s answer: Me!
[The winner was Bakura]
Q.8: What was the name of ‘Kuras village before the Pharaoh before Yami killed everyone, with sharp swords, and blood being splattered everywhere, the mangled bodies of the villagers in the road, decapitated and blood spilling out of them, and innocent people running around like chickens with their heads chopped off and other body parts hacked off?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: It was that bad! Uh…Kur…lena? I think?
A.E. Yami’s answer: How the hell should I know?
Q. 9: WTF?! Would you like to see the authoress in a swimsuit and/or go skinny dipping with her?
Me: Hey! Ryou! Stop coming up with questions about me!
A.E. Bakura’s answer: Hell ya!
A.E Yami’s answer: …Once again no comment.
Q. 10: What would you do to the authoress if she asked you to f-(Ryou is shoved before he can finish…) BEEEP her?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: …Whatever she wanted me to…
A.E. Yami’s answer: Uh….O_o
Ryou: And the winner is Baku-chan!
Me: (glomps Bakura) XD
Marik and Malik: Can we ravage the authoress?
Me: Maybe…
___________________________________________________________________
I got carried away again! What do you think?
(Bakura, Malik, Seto, Marik, Ryou, and Yami come out in thongs)
Me: (turns around and clutches heart at the sight before her) WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN THONGS?!
Yami: (turns to readers) Talk about embarrassing!
Me: Take them except for Bakura!
Ryou: …Our authoress is currently sleeping, and she could sleep through a hurricane… So we are currently debating what this chapter should be about…
Malik: Why does she pick a time like this to sleep?
BEWD: (Roar)
Bakura, Ryou, Malik, and Marik: O_O
(Seto comes walking in with a leash, and attaches it to the BEWD’s collar)
Ryou: Kaiba, help us write this story.
Seto: No.
Me: Z_z Pwease, Seto?
Seto: (glare) Fine.
Me: (goes to sleep)
Seto: Lizzi doesn’t own us, and she never will. But she does own the plot line to this story. And Bakura and Ryou own the Millennium Ring, and the two psycho’s own the Millennium Rod. I on the other hand own KaibaCorp, and 3 BEWD cards! BWHAHA!!
Malik, Marik, Bakura, Ryou: ._.
Thingys to know:
(actions)
[author notes]
||| Hikaris to Yamis|||
::: Yamis to Hikaris:::
~song lyrics~
_________________________________________________________________
Me: Okay, you know what? Lets go outside and do something…
Bakura: What are we going to do?
Me: Hmm… I wanna see Seto!! So, to KaibaCorp, we go!
(At KaibaCorps front door)
Security Person: Who are you? We can’t let you enter!
Me: Aww…Dammit! Fine, be jackasses!
(Side of KC building)
Me: Looks like we better start climbing!
(30 minutes later)
Bakura: Are we there yet, Ryou?
(Ryou and Malik stayed on the ground)
Ryou: Bakura! Your only close to the 2cd floor!
Bakura: WHAT?!
Marik: (Breaks Window)
Me: Why’d you do that?!
Marik: We’re getting in…and this room is vacant…
Me: O.O
Bakura: O_o
(On the 5th floor)
Me: Are we …(gasp) there yet?
Bakura: I (gasp) can’t (gasp) believe (gasp) the (gasp) elevator (gasp) is (gasp) broken…(pant)
Me: Im seeing the light! Im going to die!
Marik: @____@ So…hot…weakness….going…to…die…X_X
(20 Floors Later)
Bakura, Marik, Me: (clutching the stairs dragging selves up there)
Marik: How many more floors?!
Me: Lessee…first a break!
(During the Break)
Me: We’re on floor 25, we have to climb 25 more!!
(With Ryou and Malik)
Ryou: Got any 5’s?
Malik: Go fish…
(Bakura and people)
(Currently on Floor 27)
Me: GAH! Im going to die at a young age!
Marik: Shut up! Just concentrate on getting up to floor 50!
Bakura: …Going to die…again!
(8 Floors Later/ 35th Floor)
(Lizzi has passed out and being carried by Bakura)
Me: B...a…kur…a… Are we there…yet?
Bakura: We’re on heading on floor 36!
(Outside)
Ryou: What kind of ice cream you want?
Malik: Chocolate. I wonder what floor their on?
Ryou: Hmm…
(Inside)
(Now on Floor 46)
(Everyone is walking)
Bakura: Going to die a …
Marik: YOU’RE A VIRGIN?!!
Me: O__________O And your 3,000?!
Bakura: Im a virgin in this life… X_X
Me: OH…that explains a lot…
Marik: …~_~
Bakura: …
(On 50th Floor)
(In Kaiba’s office)
Me: Hah…hah….We made it! Ha…(faints)
Seto: O.o
Bakura: You try climbing about 49 flights of stairs that don’t have air condition!
Marik: (Rejoicing for the AC.)
Seto: Why didn’t you use the elevator?
Me: We had to break in because your damn guards wouldn’t let us in!
Seto: Probably because you had to damn psychopaths with you.
Me: Whatever… OH! We gotta go check on Ryou and Malik!
Bakura: We’re taking the elevator!
(Outside)
Ryou: So, did you guys make it?
Me, Bakura, and Marik: (glare)
Bakura: To the park!
(At the Park)
Me: Hey! Its that lady from yesterday! Remember Malik!? I called her an old crone and flipped her off!
Malik: Yea…
Marik: Where was I?
Me: You we’re the ‘I have found ye’ person…
(Now playing tag)
(Bakura trips over a penny, and falls onto Lizzi)
Old Crone: Young kids today! No respect for their elders. And they have no sense of privacy!
Bakura: Shut your mouth, you old hag!
Old Crone: Why I never!
Marik: :::Give me the Millennium Rod, Malik!:::
Malik: |||Why?|||
Marik: :::Because!:::
Malik: |||Okay||| (hands over the M. Rod.)
Marik: (starts to mind control the old hag, and has her jump into the lake, and swim to the middle of it. Then has her rip off her clothes and do water ballet.)
Me: O_O MY EYES!!
Bakura: THE HORROR! THE HORROR!! Hey look a penny! HORROR!
Ryou: Bloody hell!
Me: (gasp) Ryou cussed! YAY! (hugs/tackles Ryou)
Ryou: X_o
Malik: Ryou has been spending to much time with us!
Marik: (thwacks Ryou over the head with the M. Rod)
Me: o.o
Ryou: (has a trickle of blood running down his face) …
Bakura: My precious hikari is injured! (goes to kiss Ryou)
Me: (kicks Mariks shin) Baka! (takes Mariks cape-y thingy, kicks Bakura to the side, and wipes up Ryous blood)
(Back at Ryou’s house)
Me: Lets watch TV! TV! TV!
Bakura: (turns on TV and it happens to be on FUSE)
Me: Oh! Oh! I love this song!!!
Ryou: …!
(Lizzi start to sing)
~If you ain’t dirrty, you ain’t here to party~
~Ladies (move) Gentlemen (move)~
~Somebody ring the alarm, a fire in the room~
~Ring the alarm…and Im throwin’ elbows~
(Lizzi is doing all the moves to the dance thingy)
Marik, Malik, and Bakura: O.O
Ryou: O_O (blush X10)
~Uh- Let me loose~
~Oooh, Im overdue, gimme some room, comin’ through~
~Paid my dues, I’m in the mood, and my girls come to shake the room~
~DJ spinnin’, show your hands~
~Lets get dirrty, that’s my jam~
~I need that, uh to get me off, sweatin’ till my clothes come off~
(Bakura, Ryou, Malik and Marik are drooling)
~Its explosive, speakers are thumpin’~
~Still jumpin’, six in the mornin’~
~Table dancin’, glasses are crashin’~
~No question time for come action~
(Every guy has sat down on the floor watching the dance)
~Temperatures up, (can you feel it?)~
~’Bout to erupt~
~Gonna get my girls, get your boys, gonna make some noise~
~Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly~
~Get it fired up in a hurry~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time I came to start the~
~Party, sweat drippin’ all over my body~
~Dancin’ getting just a little naughty~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time for my arrival~
(The guys have their own little pile of drool, and (ahem) something else…if you understand that)
~Ah, heat is up, ladies, fellas drop your cups~
~Bodies packed front to back, move your ass, I like that~
~Tight hip huggers, low for **~
~Shake a little somethin’ on the floor~
~I need that, uh to get me off, sweatin’ till my clothes come off~
(Ryou had to leave the show so he could make lunch, which he really didn’t want to but did, Bakura, Marik, and Malik are creating a lake)
~Lets get open cause a commotion~
~Still goin’ eight in the mornin’~
~There’s no stoppin’, we keep on poppin’~
~Hard rockin’, everyones talkin’ ~
(The lake has grown)
~Give all you got, (give it to me) just hit the spot~
~Gonna get my girls, get your boys, gonna make some noise~
~Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly~
~Get it fired up in a hurry~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time I came to start the~
~Party, sweat drippin’ all over my body~
~Dancin’ getting just a little naughty~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time for my arrival~
(Ryou has returned with sandwiches, on to find his floor is becoming a creek of drool)
~Here it comes, it’s the one you’ve been wait’n on~
~Get up, get it rough, yup that’s what’s up~
~Givin’ what you love to the maximum~
~Uh oh, here we go~
~What to do you do when the music starts to drop~
~That’s when we take it to the parking lot, and I bet you somebodys gonna call the cops~
~Uh oh, here we go~
(Ryou is trying to snap Bakura and them outta their trance)
~Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly~
~Get it fired up in a hurry~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time I came to start the~
~Party, sweat drippin’ all over my body~
~Dancin’ getting just a little naughty~
~Wanna get dirrty, its about time for my arrival~
(X3)
Me: Tada!
Bakura: O____O/ ^_______________________________________^
Malik: o.o ^___^
Marik: ^______________________________________________^
Me: (slaps Marik) Perv!
Marik: Hey Bakura has the same face!
Me: SO?! ‘Kura is cuter then you! (glomps Bakura)
Bakura: ^_________^
Me: …
Ryou: …Lunch is ready…
Malik: …
Door: Knock, knock, someones here, knock, knock
Me: O_o;;; Ryou what did you put on these sandwiches?
Ryou: (answers the door) O,o Yami, Yugi? Why are you’s here?
Yami: Why can’t the almighty pharaoh come to his friends home?!
Me: (glomps Yami) SOOO CUTE!! So many cute people in one room…
Ryou: Well, come in?
(They walk in only to step in some missed drool)
Me: It was them! (points to clocks)
Yami and Yugi: O.o
(2 Minutes Later)
Me: OH!!!!
Bakura, Ryou, Malik, Marik, Yami, and Yugi: ??
Me: Bakura and Yami are going to have their ancient Egyptian bodies back, because they are really hot way back when…
(A poof of purple smoke by Yami disappears)
Me: See! A Egyptian Yami! ^_^ And now Bakuras!!! ^_^
(A poof of red smoke disappears and Tomb Robber Bakura is sitting there)
Me: O________O (glomps!) Hottie!
A.E. [Ancient Egypt] Bakura: ^_^
Marik, Malik: =_=;;
Ryou: O.O You looked really different in Ancient Egypt…
A.E. Bakura: Of course I did! I was the greatest thief!
A.E. Yami: (glare)
A.E. Bakura: (glare back)
Me: (still glomping) ^__^ I am in happy place!!
A.E. Bakura: But I have more fan girls!
A.E. Yami: BS!
Me: Fine only one way to decide this…(dramatic pause)…Battle of the Sexes...err….10 Questions! (shifty eyes)
Ryou: Lizzi is the host and Im the co-host, and Yugi, Malik, and Marik are the audience…
(10 Questions start)
Me: (Hands out paper and pens) Answer the questions, Ryou’ll say and write your answer on the paper!
Question 1: ‘WTF kinda question is this?’ What is your favorite part of the authoress?
A.E Bakura’s answer: Uh…legs?
A.E Yami’s answer: Eyes.
Q. 2: If you got to ravage your hikari, would you?
A. E. Bakura’s answer: No.
A.E. Yami’s answer: …No? (Me: Liar!)
Q.3: Do you want all the millennium items?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: YES! BWHAHAH!!
A.E. Yami’s answer: No.
Q.4: Given the chance would you ravage the authoress?
Me: WTF?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: YES!
A.E. Yami’s answer: …No comment
Q. 5: What was your past occupation?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: A Thief/Tomb Robber
A.E. Yami’s answer: An Almighty Pharaoh…
Q. 6: What would you give the authoress for her birthday. Which isn’t until 5 more months…
A.E. Bakura’s answer: Anything she’d like…(Me: OH!! I chose him!!! ^__^)
A.E. Yami’s answer: Money? (Me: Oh! I’ll just take the money! ^_^;;)
Q. 7: On a poll we did to see who was cuter, the winner had 89% of the vote. Who was it?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: Me of course!
A.E. Yami’s answer: Me!
[The winner was Bakura]
Q.8: What was the name of ‘Kuras village before the Pharaoh before Yami killed everyone, with sharp swords, and blood being splattered everywhere, the mangled bodies of the villagers in the road, decapitated and blood spilling out of them, and innocent people running around like chickens with their heads chopped off and other body parts hacked off?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: It was that bad! Uh…Kur…lena? I think?
A.E. Yami’s answer: How the hell should I know?
Q. 9: WTF?! Would you like to see the authoress in a swimsuit and/or go skinny dipping with her?
Me: Hey! Ryou! Stop coming up with questions about me!
A.E. Bakura’s answer: Hell ya!
A.E Yami’s answer: …Once again no comment.
Q. 10: What would you do to the authoress if she asked you to f-(Ryou is shoved before he can finish…) BEEEP her?
A.E. Bakura’s answer: …Whatever she wanted me to…
A.E. Yami’s answer: Uh….O_o
Ryou: And the winner is Baku-chan!
Me: (glomps Bakura) XD
Marik and Malik: Can we ravage the authoress?
Me: Maybe…
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I got carried away again! What do you think?
(Bakura, Malik, Seto, Marik, Ryou, and Yami come out in thongs)
Me: (turns around and clutches heart at the sight before her) WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN THONGS?!
Yami: (turns to readers) Talk about embarrassing!
Me: Take them except for Bakura!