Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ SchoolBoy Crush ❯ Naughty Sexy Guys ( Chapter 8 )

Momma Cat: Another week, another chappie.

Random Person: …

MC: Still mad at me?

Random Person: …

MC: Whatever…(like I really care)

Mako: HEY!

MC: AAAHHHH!!! What?!

Mako: Where am I?!

MC: Uhh in SBC with me…

Mako: No I'm not! I'm not in the story at all!

MC: Oh sorry about that… I'm trying to work you in.

Mako: Sure you are. Heard that before.

MC: No really, I am. So could you do a review thanks for me?

Mako: -_- Fine… Yum Yum Doodle Dum thanks for reviewing. And your right, Seto is such a cake-boy.

Seto: Remember who has millions of dollars and connections…

Mako: Pink hairbrushes? Seto really is an S instead of an M.

Seto: *glare* Someone is going to REALLY going to be swimming with the fish.

MC: Quit puffing hot air and thank the next reviewer.

Seto: mutters (all these fools will feel my wrath) Thank you Change of Heart for even looking at this pitiful excuse for a story…

MC: *ignores*

Seto: whispers (Yami taping Yugi maybe funny to you, but to me it was a life saver) *cuddles a unlabeled tape*

MC: ?_? I'll leave that one alone. Hey next person, thank the next reviewer!

New Guy: Hey you've been very terrible to me! Why does everyone forget I exist? Where is my own story?

MC: I'll do something for you eventually…

New Guy: Yeah sure… I'm Tristan Taylor and here to thank Kellie for coming back. We thought you were gone for good!

MC: Yeah it's nice of you to review again. ^_^

Duke: Hey Green Eyed Youkai! Nice too see you here. Really? Don't watch our show? MC watches it every chance she gets…

MC: ^_^

Duke: Sappy? Well there won't be too much of that but who knows? And girl romance? Like Yuri maybe? I wouldn't mind seeing that…

MC: I thought you were gay…

Duke: Why limit your fun by playing only one field?

Everyone: -_-;

New girl: Hello I am Ishizu Ishtar…

MC: Say THAT three times fast.

Duke: Hello pretty lady… *wink*

Ishizu: …Manji Kunoichi, I thank you for your praise. Last chapter was sweet and very cute. I really liked Seto Kaiba in it. *reads the other part* Spanking? *blush*

Tristan: You know, you can say what you want, but I think Ishizu here has got the hots for Kaiba. I bet she wouldn't mind seeing him spank Yugi either…

Seto: QUIET INFIDEL! THERE WILL BE NO SPANKING NO HOW!

MC: *thinks about spanking then drools*

New girl #2: Spanking? My brother could use a good one. *giggles*

Tristan: Serenity?! What are you saying?!

Serenity: I didn't mean it, relax. Hi all! I'm Serenity Wheeler and here to pass on MC's gratitude to Heero's Chibi Angel. We appreciate your encouragement! But I don't agree about a SetoxYugi. My brother loves Yugi. I think they should be together.

Duke: You don't mind that he is gay?

Serenity: I'd love him if he slept with dogs… I'd be a little uncomfortable though…

Tristan: So would I.

Duke: You'd still love him if he screwed animals Tristan? *evil grin*

Tristan: Don't twist my words around!

Bad ass: Wow, There are a lot of people reviewing this story. Hey bakas! Bandit Keith here for your pleasure.

Duke: What a stuck up old geezer…

Keith: Shut up kid before I cream ya.

Serenity: What's that? Your going to cum all over Duke?

Everyone: O_O

MC: I like the way Serenity thinks.

Keith: mutters (wackos) Alright, Ravid If you don't know who Yum Yum is then you haven't been reading the intros to this story and MC has been wasting her time.

MC: He isn't the only person who needs to be thanked. Although I am sorry for the mess-up it's just that you said `sandwich' like Yum Yum did. You two think alike.

Seto: Well EXCUSE ME PRINCESS! I like being an ass. I wish MC didn't write me like a pussy. It's hurting my reputation.

Joey: But Kaiba, you'd make a great cat. That way I could chase you up a tree. Bark bark!

Serenity: Joey! You here too?

Joey: Yeah, I'm a regular. Hey EterniaAM! Your right there is a bit if word misuse. MC knows it there but is too lazy to filter it out. EVERYONE LIKES YUGI?! I gotta break out the base-ball bat. No one's getting their paws on my Yugi.

MC: No Joey! Not everyone likes Yugi. Well at least in `that' way. Its true Seto and Joey do, but as for Bakura and Keith they just wanted to screw him. He looked REALLY good in that uniform.

Joey, Seto and Keith: School girl uniform… *drool*

MC: And I don't know how you came up with Yami liking Yugi. Yami is Yugi's brother. If you think he videotaped him because he liked Yugi more then a brother then your wrong. He did it just to torture him. Although I would never do that to either of my bros. I could never watch them jerk-off for any reason.

Seto: Although you didn't seem to mind reading all those fics with me and Mokuba doing each other!

MC: Guilty! I admit it! XD

Random Person: Sicko…

MC: Oh you are talking to me again? And I was so happy before…

RP: -_- Start the God awful story and shut up.

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Yugi walked through the school halls with a smile. `Who would have thought that when I woke up today I would make friends with Seto Kaiba?' Yugi had just left detention with Kaiba.

*Flashback of a few minutes ago*

"Did you finish cleaning the whole floor?" Mr. Miri asked.

"Yes sir of course." Yugi responded. Actually him and Seto finished it twenty minutes ago. Why Seto helped him the whole time was a slight puzzlement to Yugi, but he was grateful.

Mr. Miri looked around the room in case Yugi `skipped' over any areas or corners. He saw nothing incomplete. "Humph, so it is. You can go home now then. You as well Mr. Kaiba." Kaiba barely gave the teacher any notice although he did start packing up his stuff. Mr. Miri never did notice the dirt on Kaiba's pants.

Mr. Miri left before Yugi got his stuff together. "Thanks again Seto. I don't know how to repay you."

`You could start with a blow-job…' "Not necessary." Seto began to leave, but Yugi stepped in front of him.

`Don't falter Yugi… just ask him.' "uhhhh S-seto?" Kaiba lifted his eyebrows. Yugi looked really nervous. "I w-anted to know t-that maybe uuuhhh I ummm…" `Just ask him Yugi!' "Didyouwannagosomewheretogether?!"

It took a moment, but when Seto realized what Yugi said a lighting bolt hit him. `Does Yugi want to go somewhere with me?! Maybe to be alone?! To maybe do…?!' Kaiba imagined Yugi and him sneaking off to the boys' locker room for an after school `workout'. Maybe in the girls locker instead and add a little extra thrill.

"You know hang out the arcade or… something?" Yugi said quietly. Seto felt like he was just thrown into a Minnesota ice pond in the dead of winter (1).

"No." Yugi looked like he was just told there was no more Christmas.

"Ohh o-okay then." He turned to walk out slowly.

"I have work to make up today. Perhaps tomorrow I'll have some free-time." He finished. Yugi turned and gave him a disbelieving look.

"You mean it? Tomorrow?" Seto nodded and pulled something out of his pocket.

"Here is my business card, I have my home number on the back. Call tonight after 9:00."

Yugi grinned ear to ear and Seto felt that if he didn't leave right then, he would stuff Yugi in his suitcase and run home. Seto walked past Yugi and tried so hard not to bury his face in the apple scented tri-haired cutie. "S-See ya later Seto! Talk to you tonight!"

*end flashback*

"Hey Yug!" Yugi blinked at the sound of his name and looked around. `

When did I get outside?' Yugi also noticed Jou was waving to him from under a tree. `Jou?! I forgot all about him!' "Jou!" Yugi ran up to him as quick as he could. Too bad the guy had bad luck. He tripped over another rock.

"Shit!" Yugi felled face first in the dirt. Jou ran the rest the way up to him. Worry etched on his face.

"Are you alright Yug?! Are you hurt?!" Yugi turned slightly to glare at the rock.

`I think it is the same one from yesterday. I think the fucking thing is out to get me!'

Yugi stood up quickly and kicked the rock. "OOOWWWWWWWWEEEE!!!" Big mistake. Yugi whimpered and clutched his ankle. He had injured it falling down and just now instigated the pain.

"Yug what's wrong man?! Is it broke?!" Jou knelt down and gently lifted Yugi's ankle. He softly probed the battered foot. Yugi flinched while he did it.

"I-It hurts but n-not that owe… stop that." Jou put Yugi's foot down but only to lift Yugi up. Cradled in a `bride style' way Yugi blushed deeply.

"What?! What are you doing?!"

"You just sprained your ankle man. I'm taking you home."

"B-But couldn't I just lean on you or something?!"

"Nawh man, it's easier on you this way. Besides your light, we can get there a lot faster by me carrying you." `Not to mention it gives me an excuse to…'

Yugi stopped complaining and began to blush madly. Jou began walking to Yugi's place. "N-NO!"

"What now?"

"I don't, I don't want to go home… take me somewhere else."

"Why not home?"

"Because… because Yami…" Jou stopped.

"Oh yeah… well I can't take you to my house…" `I don't want to take you THERE…'

"Really? Why not?"

"It's personal… is there somewhere else you could go?"

Yugi thought about it. "Uh I do know somewhere we could go…"

**some place else**

`No that isn't…' She blinked, then blinked again. Standing outside her apartment door was the most extraordinary thing she had seen in her life. Was that a good extraordinary or bad? She wasn't sure… All she knew was Yugi was being cradled in the arms of a totally sexy guy.

"Uh Mai?" Mai focused enough to hear what Yugi had to say. "Mai can we come in?"

"Alright but your going to give me details." She backed off slightly to let Yugi and the blonde guy in. The guy laid Yugi gently down on the couch then looked at her.

"You have ice and an Ace bandaged right? "Mai walked off. "Hey where are you…?"

"Relax handsome I'm getting it." Mai disappeared and Joey was flustered. Yugi lifted his pant leg up. There was a bruise forming near the bone. Great, now he matched his eye.

Jou bent over and took off Yugi's shoe. "Not swollen. It definitely ain't fractured. Does it hurt at all?"

"Only when you touch it. Otherwise its alright."

"So…?" the sudden voice next to him made Jou jump a little.

"Jeez woman. Trying to freak me out or something?" Mai smiled.

"I'd rather `freak you' up." She handed the baffled Jou an ice bag and Ace wrap.

She sat down next to Yugi. "Tell me what happened. Trouble at school? Jounouchi again? I swear Yugi, you have hit that guy in the balls one of these days. This is going too far." Yugi's face drained of color and Jou blinked.

"Just because you like th-…"

"Mai!"

"What? I'm telling the truth, you need to…"

"I would like you to meet my FRIEND. His name is Katsuya, Jounouchi Katsuya." Yugi motioned to Jou. The color came back to his face, although it was red.

Mai looked at the blonde guy and noticed for the first time he was wearing a blue school uniform. "You're Jounouchi?"

"Nah Yugi's delusional. I'm Simba, king of the jungle." He smiled.

All of a sudden, Yugi's crush on the guy seemed justified. The boy was H-O-T. (3) But he was just that, a boy. A kid in high school. When Mai saw him she figured he was some good samaritan helping a hurt child out. It didn't cross her mind that the guy was in high school. College maybe, but not that young.

"Yugi its okay you don't have to freak out. I kinda deserved that one. I'm sorry." Jou balanced the ice on Yugi's ankle before standing up. He walked over to Mai and held out his hand.

"It's a little late but… Greetings my name is Katsuya but everyone calls me Jou." Mai blinked and slowly grasped his hand. "I'm Mai… Kujaka." Jou moved over to sit down on the other side next to Yugi. There was a short uncomfortable silence before Mai asked…

"So how did you get hurt?"

**time warp to different people sparkly flash sparkly flash**

"It seemed strange that Jou would wait for Yugi. He didn't even have detention today…" Otogi said. Honda didn't say anything.

"Really? I think it's obvious why he stayed. Although it's too bad for him. Yugi is such a tight ass…"

"Mind your own business Yami." Honda cut in.

Yami smirked. "You know you didn't HAVE to get in the car."

"Yeah like I'm going to let my friend go with two perverts alone. Why did you want to come with these two anyway Otogi?"

"Aahhh I aaaa…" `Crap I didn't think of an excuse…'

"Was it to see Yoru?" Ryou asked.

"Huh? You guys are going to see him?" Otogi asked.

"Yoru is at my house. I wanted to see my Grandpa and meet Ryou's brother. I hear he is something of a… wild cat." Yami grinned.

"No wonder Honda thinks I'm a pervert, I hang out with a sex-deviant like you. Please talk about something other about banana splits and cones." Honda had the curtsey to blush at his mistake.

"But they taste so good and I love having them inside my stomach." Ryou rolled his eyes, Honda's cheeks were on fire and Otogi drooled. `Yami seems like a lot of fun…'

"Get me out of this car! I'm in fear for my purity!" Honda yelled, mostly as a joke.

"No my pretty you and your dog will be mine! MUWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

"Yami knock it off! You sound like a sadistic idiot!"

"I'm not his dog!"

**the destination orbits!… oh I mean… Yami's house**

"Grandpa! Grandpa! HEY LIMP OLD MAN!"

"Ouch did you have to scream in my ear Yami?"

"You shouldn't talk to your elders like that."

"You know Honda for being such a `big bad bully' all these years you sure act like a pansy sometimes."

"Otogi you know I could whoop your ass with one fist."

"Now you are talking my language Honda! That's something I'd want to see, could I watch? Maybe join you? It has been so long since I fist-fucked anyone."

"YAMI!"

"He said it!"

The four of them stood inside the house but no one saw anyone around. "I didn't know Yugi lived in such a big house before…" Honda said.

"I guess his Gramps makes a lot of cheese selling erotic videos'. I thought everyone now a days downloaded all their porn."

"Yami is he here or at his studio?" Ryou asked. Yami grew a wicked smile and plotted.

"I'm not certain, maybe he is downstairs… its his favorite place to be."

The three unsuspecting guys' followed the dark version of Yugi threw the halls of the house to the basement door. He opened the door and they all began to walk down red carpeted stairs. "Yami why are smiling so much?" Ryou asked.

"What? Is it a crime to be happy about seeing ones' family?"

`Still you never smile like that except…' Ryou's thought's were cut off.

"What's that noise?" Honda asked.

"It sounds kinda like someone's in pain." Otogi guessed.

"I doubt its pain they are in." Yami said. They all reached the bottom of the stairs' and turned to see…

"YAMI!!!!"

"OH MY GOD!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

**this isn't my best but I stink at hetero**

"Oh…god… oh my go-oo…" Sweat rolled off the man's body as he pistoned in and out the person beneath him. More like in front of him since they were in an `animal position'. Groans' and gasps of pleasure echoed threw the near empty room reverberating off their bare walls'.

"I-gonna oh god I' ah ah ah…" There was a moment of utter silence before the person `below' let loose a blood-curling scream before clenching their inners walls around the cock inside them. The man gave into his orgasm with little more then a long deep groan.

He slid out of the body that collapsed and sat back. It was a few minutes later when the person spoke. "Did you want another round Mr. Kaiba?" She spoke in a seductive breathless voice.

"No… you can leave. A servant of mine will have your money downstairs. There is a bathroom as well as a change of clothes in the next room over. I'd suggest you clean up before you leave. I don't want you leaving in what you came in." He stood up and walked buck naked towards his a joined bathroom. The woman on his bed frowned but got up and gathered her clothes before she left the room muttering.

"Snotty little up putty shit."

Seto merely rolled his eyes and slammed his bathroom door shut. `I have to stop getting all these cheap wench's. They aren't worth the high price I pay for them. I should go to someone else for good fucks. Maybe a man too.'

Seto wasn't going to deny it, during the recent escapades he had he would imagine fucking guys. One in particular. "Yugi…" The boy would not leave his mind. Watching him scrub the floor today drove him mad. For a brief moment he thought about taking him on the floor, willing or not. He chickened out and scrubbed it instead.

`But how to proceed now?' He had one foot in the door now. Yugi was talking to him and even offered to `hang-out'. Not exactly Seto's style but when dealing in business sometimes you got to play by other people rules' while playing them like puppets.

`Would it work with Yugi?' Yugi wasn't a business partner. He wasn't a deal to be won. `So how does one win a person's affections?'

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(1) I hear it's really cold there. Was it Minnesota? *blank stare*

(2) D-chan told me what it was. Sometimes I'm just an airhead. -_-

(3) Duh like you don't know how Mai felt about Joey in the show… well some of you may not. She likes him, there now you know.

Hey your votes count and not just for Yugi getting together with Seto or Jou, but with other couples too. You can vote for any pairing. Yoru(Yami Bakura)xYami, YamixMako DukexWeevil MaixTea TeaxMokuba… there is no limit! Make it a RyouxYugi if you want. Whatever you want to see. The highest number of votes always wins.