Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ SchoolBoy Crush ❯ Yami gets UNlucky and Seto gets a Dino problem ( Chapter 11 )

Ugh! I'm alive! NO! Please don't hate me! *cries* I was having a writing problem for the lllllooooonnnnnngggggeeeeesssssssstttttt time. Here is how it happen…

*flash back*

See a girl sitting on a couch minding her own business while watching Yugioh. Then comes in EVIL Writers block!

MC: Who are you?

Writer's Block: I'm Writers Block! And I'm here to kick your ass!

Then WB (Writer's Block) beat the living crap out of Momma Cat. She was in the hospital for two week's then when she got out two week's later…

MC: I think I'll start writing my story again.

WB: Didn't you learn slut? Now you're really going to get it! *Him and 6 other writer's block things proceed to beat the living crap out of MC. She fought back but still lost.

MC: WHY?! WHY?! I only wanted to write a story!

WB: MUHAHAHA!!! NEVER YOUR STORIES ARE CRAP! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

**end flashback**

MC: I'm sorry…

Random Person: She is lying, the truth is she doubts her abilities as a writer. With good reason too. Have you read these chapters? They're crap!

MC: *crying* It's true! I even thought of packing it in! All of my stories, twice! *cries some more* But I got through it, still I need your help… I need your reassurance… lie to me if you have too! I'm on thin ice here! Oh and a note too Gazzebo Mattebo. I had to delete your review. It was screwing up the review section. Sorry, when you put all those exclamation points in it messed it up. If you make another I won't delete it! (So long as you don't have too many exclamation points) Sorry again!

Seto: Finally the stupid bitch got off her fat ass and made another chapter.

Random Person: Seriously… she is packing a truck in her seat.

MC: >_<… ^_^ I just can't get mad at Seto, he is so super hot!

Seto: ShadowofLight your review is appreciated. It's because of reviewers like you that Momma Cat doesn't give up on the story. Curse you! DON'T REVIEW ANYMORE! I WANT TO BE FREE!

Bakura the Tomb Robber: Yes I am uber hot Reiko. I'm the greatest there is! *evil laughter*

Ryou: *slaps his Yami* Quiet you! Reiko thanks for joining us and we are pleased by your review. Unfortunately a coupling with my Yami and I would mean going into an incestuous relationship in this story. Of course MC would do it anyway if its what people tell her to do…

Seto: If the people asked her she'd pair Yugi's Grandpa with Yugi. *shudders* What a sick peon!

Joey: Oh yes Vega my love… *gets stars in his eyes*

Ryou: Uuuhhhhh Yeah Joey… There were a few complaints about not being able to review. I don't know what the deal was, neither did MC but you reviewed now and that's always a plus. The e-mail you sent was wonderful too. Thank you once again Vega-Lume. P.S. Don't worry too much about Yami's hair, it's all magically better! P.S.S. What story? Momma wants to know so she can read it!

Joey: VEGA! *starts kissing/groping Vega*

Yami: Hello my dear DemonandGoddess! Thanks for both of your reviews. They helped! MC is sorry for the delay, if it ever happens again send her e-mail's that threaten her life… they help! Me and Ryou? Well that's my third different partner request! First Tristan then Seto now Ryou! Who will it be? Who's thingy will reign supreme?

Random Person: You've seen Iron Chef too many times.

MC: Blame my brother! He is in love with it like I'm in love to Yugioh!

Yami: I'm not that evil, well I am, but I'm getting better. If you've never seen the original version or read the manga, I'm evil it that too. *blink* Pink bunnies?

Yugi: BUNNIES! Where?! Where?! *sees evil pink bunnies of destruction and huggles them* Bunnies!

Everyone: Uhhhh *sweatdrop*

Old Wrinkly Man: I'M HERE! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Finally the young lass is asking me to do a review!

Yugi: Grandpa!

Yugi's Grandpa: Yes it is I! Grandpa! Or Solomon MC thinks…

MC: It's too late to be looking around FOREVER for his name!

Yugi's G-Pa: I say we appreciate your generous words I Is me. Big hug! Everyone! *Hugs everyone then gropes Seto*

Seto: O_O What the hell?!

Duke: Looks like you have a new boyfriend Seto. ^_^

Seto: *glares* Omae o korosu…

Duke: Heero wannabe… and speaking of wannabes… Thanks for the e-mail wannabekoushiro! That was awesome of you. Thanx.

MC: As a last note, if you haven't read the added lemon/lime chapters you should. (But don't have too) They are chapters 2 5 6 7 8 10 and 11. Some are really bad and others are halfway to terrible but I'm working on it! I will get better! Ugh, I mean, I HOPE I get better…

sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysor rysorrysorrysorrysorry

"So what should we do now?" Marik asked.

"Let's all go to Disney Land! I'm paying." Sugoroku said giddily with a smile. Everyone gave him a funny look.

"Uhhh that's okay, I have somewhere I need to be going now… bye!" Jou started walking off quickly.

"Yeah, I have to go somewhere with Jou. It's important." Marik walked off after Jou and passed him.

"Hey wait up! Don't leave me with all the sea-men!" Honda yelled.

"Don't knock it until you try it. I'll have you know most times semen tastes go-owe!" Yami was cut off with a slap to the back of his frizzled head by Ryou.

"Hello I don't believe we've been formally introduced…" Bakura stood in front of Yami. "I'm Bakura, Yoru Bakura and yo-owe!" Ryou hit Bakura too.

"Stop hitting on him!" Ryou put his hands on his hips.

"What's the matter brother? Jealous? I'm sure there is plenty of your friend to go around. I wouldn't object to a threesome either AAAAAHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEE!!!!" Bakura laid on the ground with his nuts in his hands. Everyone present winced and unconsciously held their own.

"Man, you may have been angry but that is just not right." Otogi said. Ryou turned and gave Otogi a death glare. Otogi wilted as his doggie ears lay flat on his head and his tail curled in between his legs.

"Uuhhh you kids have fun, I'M OUT!" Sugoroku ran off and away from any harm.

"OH YORU! My love speak to me!" Yami sat on his knees and held Yoru in his arms with unshed tears in his eyes.

Yoru opened his eyes half way and took a deep breath. He reached with his hand and touched Yami's face. "Are you an Angel?"

Yami began to cry. "Don't talk, you must save your strength. You are going to make it."

Yoru smiled weakly and with a soft voice said. "I'm no fool… I know… my time has come. Don't cry… don't cry for me darling. For I lived… a full life and in the end… it was completed. I may not… not have known you long… but dear I loved y-you…" Yoru slumped in Yami's arms as his muscles went lax and his eyes drooped shut.

Pitifully sad music played while Yami cried and screamed. "YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRUUUUUU NNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!"

Mako cried as did Otogi, the two then held each other getting snot and tears on one another. Honda whimpered as he tried valiantly not to break down in the midst of all the despair.

"Bakura if you don't get up I get all your stuff, including your Yuki Eiri (1) poster." Ryou said flatly.

The music abruptly stopped as Bakura jumped to his feet. "LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!" He seethed, fist out, ready for combat if need be.

"Yoru you made it I'm so happy!" Yami hugged his waist. "Lets get married and have lots of kids! We could move into a two story house with a white picket fence and a dog…"

"Yami knocked it off! Sometimes I wonder if you were created from semen alone." Ryou said exasperated.

"Well geez just rain on everyone's parade why don't you Ryou?" Yami stood up. "Come on Honda lets go." Yami said while walking over to him. He took Honda by his collar then drug him towards his car.

"Wh-wh-wh-where are you taking me?!" Honda asked with fear lacing his voice.

"I'm in the mood for a `sundae'. You know nuts, cream and, most importantly, a cherry. MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!" Yami cackled evilly.

"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Was the last thing Honda got out as he was thrown into Yami's car. Yami got in and took off with the song `The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang playing.

"Damn I can't believe he went home with that guy. Anyway, You wanna have some -HEY! Ryou what the fuck are you doing?! Release MMMMMMHHHHHHHH!" Bakura was bound and gagged by Ryou.

"I'm taking you home. It looks like I'm going to have to reprogram your mind again Yoru. Nothing but Disney movies and Tea's Friendship Show (2) for you." Ryou said leaving with Bakura much like Yami and Honda did. Bakura struggled unrelentingly the whole way screaming behind the gag something along the lines of NNNOOOOO!!!.

Otogi and Mako looked at each other. "Everyone is gone." Otogi said.

"Yup." Mako responded.

"Want to do something together?"

"Yup."

"…Want to have sex?"

"Yup."

*******************Wonderful scene change*********************

Yugi glared, and glared some more… then he glared. He sat on Yami's floor covered in blue latex paint surrounded by the result of his earlier chaos. Getting bored of glaring at nothing he turned on the t.v. that amazingly was spared from his rage.

A program came on showing two guys sleeping a frilly bed. They wore only pants. "Must be a thriller movie."

One of them woke up and looked around then shook his partner. "Manko wake up. Manko wake up!" His friend stirred.

"What is it Kyle? Where are we?"

"I don't know Manko but this place needs a decent decorator badly."

"These guys are terrible actors. It's almost funny!" Yugi said.

"Kyle, Manko don't be alarmed. The effects of my sleep gas will wear off in a few seconds." A man in apron like outfit came in.

"His acting is the worst yet! And what is with that wrestlers mask?" Yugi mused.

"Who are you?" Manko said.

"And what's with the mask?" Kyle said.

"I am Blue Balls the worlds greatest wrestler and I am also a superhero, crime fighter and man of science." (3)

"HAHAHAHAHA!! This is so crap its hilarious!" Yugi started laughing.

"I'm sorry I had to bring you here this way but I had to keep your arrival a secret."

"A lot of our fans want our attention but you buster take the cake."

"Manko, Kyle I need your help in my fight against crime."

Yugi started rolling around on the floor holding his sides.

"I wanted the worlds biggest cock stars to join my team."

"HAHAHAHA COCKS STARS!!! HAHAHAHA- HUH?!"

"Now I've heard everything how about you Manko?"

"Kyle why don't we see why this guys name is Blue Balls? You got a big sausage baby?"

"BIG SAUSAGE?! WHAT THE HELL?!"

"Yeah lets see what size nuts he is packing there. Lets tear his drawers off Manko!" Kyle took off the guys boxers.

"WHAT IS THIS?!"

"Stop wait ah!" The masked guy was thrown onto the bed and the other to guys starting 'attacking' him. Then they proceeded in giving a two on one blow job.

"GAY PORN?!" Yugi grabbed the remote and changed the channel.

"AAAaahhhh there… HMM?!"

"Oh yeah give it to me baby… fuck me like a whore…"

He changed it again.

"I love your cock up my ass."

And again, and again…

"DOES EVERY CHANNEL HAVE PORN IN IT?!" He seen glimpses of every type of smut imaginable but no real shows.

"Fuck me…" Change.

"Oh yeah!" Change.

"Do it" Change.

"BBBBaaaaaahhhhhh" Change.

"Come on baby!"

"ISN'T THERE ONE DECENT CHANNEL?!" He threw the remote at the t.v. and it stuck into the screen like a knife in someone's back but the t.v. didn't turn off. He dumped the t.v. onto the floor but it didn't break. He ripped out the plug but it kept going.

"Fuck that feels so good."

"Your ass is so tight."

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Yugi picked up a baseball bat and started hitting it repeatedly but to no avail.

"DDDDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" He picked the t.v. up again and threw it out the window. Breathing heavy he laugh insanely.

"I WON I WON! HAHAHAHA!!!" He stopped when he realized.

"Dammit! After all that destruction I'm hard now."

*************scene change, when am I going to stop teasing you guys?***********

"No Yami GET AWAY! I don't want too!" Honda struggled while in the backseat of Yami's convertible, (with the top up) dressed as a little girl with everything from a frilly white dress to a pink bow in his hair.

"Then you shouldn't have gotten in my car little girl, don't you know you're not suppose to follow strangers? MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Yami (dress as a devil) laughed sinisterly and held Honda wrists as he used his legs to spread Honda's Mary Jane clothed thighs.

"I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL AND YOU THREW ME IN THE CAR!! Are you completely insane?! LET ME GO!!!" Honda finished with a girl-like shriek.

Tap-tap-tap.

Honda stopped screaming and Yami turned around.

"Oh shit, it's the cops!" Yami cursed. He reluctantly reached over to press the automatic window button. "Yes Mister Officer? Is there a problem?"

The man in blue with purple hair chewed on gum and stared blankly through his big, black sunglasses. (4) "I'll say so. I'm going too have to ask you to release the girl and step out of the car."

"I'm not a little girl! Get off muh huhu muuum!!!" Yami put one hand over Honda's mouth and the officer raised his eyebrows.

"Ha Ha HA! Yes me and my boyfriend where just doing a little role playing. He has this kinky fetish, I was just indulging him." Yami made a nervous laugh and held onto Honda firmly.

The officer took off his sunglasses and glared with ice blue eyes. "Your boyfriend too?"

"Huh?" Yami blinked.

"Mum?" Honda tried to say.

All of sudden the cop was smiling and talking with a wisp. "I'm not really a cop, me and my guy were over in the bushes playing cops and robbers…"

As he said this his boyfriend appeared behind him completely dressed in black. He pulled off his ski mask to reveal his green eyes, long blonde hair and usually big ears. (4) "Hi!" He said with a smile.

"…there when we heard screaming. I was coming over to help. But since you're just having fun we'll leave you two alone." He winked.

"Bye!" The big ear man waved. The `police man' hit him on the butt with his baton putting back on his sunglasses.

"Weren't you running or something?"

"You'll never catch me pig!" The blonde man put his mask back on and ran off with the other following after him.

Honda and Yami were both momentarily silent with a sweat drop. "Do me a favor Honda and don't scream anymore."

"Uhhh yeah sure…" It didn't stop Honda as he resumed his resistance. "Let. Me. Go." He growled and tried kicking his legs into Yami's side.

"You could make this easier on the both of us and give in!" The red eye man said through clenched teeth. Getting an idea Yami then sat on Honda's chest putting all his weight on him before reaching under the backseat pulling out a rope.

"A rope? What are you going to do with that?!" Honda asked fear dripping from his voice.

Yami's eyes had a sadistic glint in them as he held the rope with both his hands. "Since my naughty little girl doesn't want to behave, I'll make her…"

Then began a brief struggle. In order to tie Honda Yami had to flip him onto his back but the brunette refused to go down easy. In the end (because the writer wants to move on) Honda was practically hog-tied bound at the wrists AND ankles. Yami's talent in tying however came through making Honda's legs spread able.

"You wouldn't happen to be a member of a Bondage house would you Yami?" Honda said frowning and miserable.

"Wouldn't you like to know my sweet?" Yami grinned and licked his lips. "Now for my treat." Yami lifted the lace up on Honda's skirt and ducked in between tan trapped thighs.

Honda whimpered at the inevitable and hoped for an early end. He held his breath when hot slightly damp lips kissed just above the stockings he wore. The green eye captive heard ripping before seeing the embarrassing lace underwear he was forced into wearing flung onto the front seat.

"It's such a sin for you to keep such a… `healthy' member to yourself." Yami oozed sin before gripping Honda's rapidly growing cock. A blushed followed a gasp from Honda as he turned his head and closed his eyes in shame at his body's betrayal.

Experienced Yami was, he knew just how much presser to put to drive a man crazy before relaxing his hold to leave a guy wanting more contact. Again Honda fought but this time to keep himself from begging for more.

"How you fight. I love it. You know it's a lost cause yet you still struggle." The brunette could hear amusement coming from the red eye sadists' every word. "I'll break you."

"HUH? AHH! Get your… tongue… away… from theaaareohh…" Honda`s body temperature increase at least 10 degrees inside 5 seconds when Yami licked his ass and what was at the center of it all. "St-stop…" He said as much but Honda lost his desire to break free and rocked his hips into Yami's hand.

The dark haired sex fiend used his mastered skills in new a low as he rimmed Honda sometimes `accidentally' lapping at his sac. When Yami pushed his tongue on and in Honda's hole the brunette threw away his pride and let him self cry in bliss. Face buried completely in Honda's privates Yami stopped caressing the brunette's sex instead using a finger to join a place with his tongue.

Honda whined at the lost contact and the new uncomfortable feeling before a tickle manifested in his body changing to something even better. Yami removed his mouth and wet another finger before it too was in Honda.

"Is it as horrible as you thought sweetie?" Honda didn't even pay the bastard any notice, instead he concentrated on breathing. The dress with all its layers didn't help with keeping him from sweating either. He was now totally hot, sweaty and aroused.

"Yami… let me go… it hurts… oh god that feels… ohhhh" He wiggled his body when Yami placed teasing kisses on his red slick member before another finger stretched his body, the newest addition hurt though it was balanced by the warming effect against his relaxed insides.

Sweat trickled down Yami's brow and it was becoming increasingly more difficult to prep Honda. Just seeing the young man in the dress had him standing at attention, getting him ready for what was to come had him leaking in his pants. Not only that but his victim was finally coming around and actually pushed to meet his touches. At his wits end Yami stopped and pulled his fingers out.

"What? What's going on? Yami?" Honda was confused by the change as he watched Yami undo the ropes. He was relieved when his legs were finally freed of the awkward position. He didn't resist as the older man removed the dress and sat him on his lap, his naked `lumpy' lap.

"Are you ready because I can't wait any longer." Even before Honda got to say anything Yami lifted him up and pulled him back down. Honda's breath caught in his lungs as Yami's erection pushed past his burning ring. Pained flared as Yami lifted him with hands on his hips but as with the fingers it lessened until the heat felt good.

It was an interesting sight to see. There was Honda still in Mary Jane's with black shoes and a pink bow in is his hair. Then there was Yami mostly still dressed in his crimson devil suit save his pants were tugged down enough to have his cock free.

Yami's red eyes were closed with intensity. He tried angling his thrusts but was distracted with how tight the brunette was. As luck would have it when Honda pressed down to meet him the green eye boy's breath rushed out his lungs and he groaned loudly. Yami snapped up again and his partner wailed.

"Loud aren't you? How's my little girl? Enjoying yourself?" Yami's voice wasn't as taunting as he tried to make it but the younger man didn't seem to be listening. If fact Honda picked up speed and left Yami trying his best to catch up.

"Fuck… Fuck… Fuck…AHHH! Fuck!" Honda continuously cursed as his rocked his hips down on the wonderfully hard cock. Had Honda's blood been fueling his brain he would condemn himself for not doing this sooner but since it was all down at his proud red dick he would do it later.

`Oh crap… shit… shit… shit…' With his need for release fast approaching Yami worried he'd give in to early. Reaching in between their two joined slick bodies he gripped his partner's sex stroking it in hopes Honda would cum.

Green eyes flew open and Honda howled louder then before at the added simulation. Forcing his hips at an even faster pace the car rocked from the outside. Yami whimpered praying that the green eye rabbit would be finished soon. It was too much!

"Yami, Yami, YAMI! FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!" Honda stilled when the last pushed threw him off the edge of climax into the oblivion of release with his ejaculation streaming all over his own and Yami's stomachs.

"Thank you, Thank you, Thank uuuhhhhhh…" Yami was crying when he finally got off. Honda's insides convulsed adding to the fires of his pleasure. Tired and satiated Yami rested his head back against the headrest. He paid no heed to the liquid seeping out of Honda onto his self and the seat.

"Yami?"

"Ugh… Yeah?" Yami managed through sleepy drooping eyes.

"You… finished already?"

Yami's red eyes flew open and look disbelieving at green ones. "What?!"

"I want to do it again."

"But… but… but… It could hurt you. Lets rest a while…!" Yami tried to protest. He wasn't up to going again.

Honda grinned evilly and Yami withered in seat.

"NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!"

The car started rocking again.

***************************evil authoress' laughter**********************

"Ice… ice… ice… ice…" Yugi ran down the curvy stairs on a mission.

To find ice. (Dir!)

He REFUSED to jack off after destroying the television, even though he liked the feeling of power he had in that moment. Making a beeline to the cupboard. He grabbed a glass before placing it under the ice dispenser. When it was filled to the brim Yugi tugged his pants open to pour all the contents down his boxers.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! COLD! COLD! COLD! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" He ran around the room trying to get all the ice cubes away from his privates. Whimpering in defeat he laid down on the floor abused and tormented.

BBBRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!!!

"Oh no… go away telephone…" He weakly protested a top the cold tile.

BBBRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!!

"Call some other time…"

BBBRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!

"GIVE IT UP I'M NOT GETTING OFF THIS FLOOR!"

I SAID BBBBBBRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG YOU LAZY MOFO!!!

"What did you say?!" Yugi yelled to the phone then someone with red-brown with purple bangs walked into the room and picked up the receiver.

"Moshi Moshi." The red head answered.

"Isn't that Chinese?" Yugi asked from his place on the floor.

"This is the Mutuo residence is it not? I desire to speak to Yugi Mutuo." Said the man on the other line.

"Yeah bitch, he is laying on the floor in some ice…" The man turned to Yugi and said. "It's Seto Kaiba do you want to talk to the bastard?"

Yugi stared at the guy for a minute before asking. "Who are you?"

"Dinosaur Ryuzaki or the GAYER version Rex Raptor. Why couldn't someone give me a decent name?" He handed the phone to Yugi then went to raid the fridge.

"Don't you have any chocolate pudding?" Said Ryu to no one.

Yugi put the receiver up to his ear. "…will never be able to walk again! Do you hear me prick?!"

"Uhh Seto? What are you talking about?" Yugi asked confused.

"Yugi? Where'd that other guy go? Never mind, I'll take him out later…"

"Take him out? To dinner?"

"Uuuuuhhhhh yeah… BUSINESS dinner…" He them mumbled `revenge business dinner in which he'll never come back from.'

"Is there something you wanted to say? Oh, is it after nine? Did I forget to call you?"

"No it isn't nine yet. I had a clearing in my schedule and thought I'd take you up on that offer of spending quality time together."

"Give it up asshole. Yugi is going to end up Jou and there is nothing you can do about it. JACKPOT! Fig Newtons." Ryu said taking the cookies out of the room.

Hearing Ryu's comment from over the phone Seto started yelling. "Come to my office and say that you half rate character! The only business you have on the show is being the dog's bitch!"

"Ouch SETO! My ear!" Yugi rubbed said appendage. "What are you talking about? What dog?"

"Yes Yugi, uh, nothing important. So what about it? You haven't changed your mind have you?"

"Well no. I mean to say, sure I uhh, what are we going to do again?"

"Good question. What is it you wish to do? What do you do when you have a rendezvous with your comrades?"

"Well me and Anzu would go to arcades or the movies, sometimes we just went to pet shops and played with the animals. Do you like bunnies?" Yugi asked esthetically.

"…Why do you insist on being so damn adorable…" Seto muttered.

"What was that?" Yugi asked with a tilt to his head.

"A Picture Show. Yes, we could go sit in a cold dark theater… alone… together…" Seto said with a grin.

"Oh sure I guess… maybe we could go see the bunnies some other time." Yugi said slightly disappointed. "What movie should we see then?"

"It matters not. When we get to the theater we will see. Are you ready to go?"

"Now? Uh I'm not really dressed… appropriately." Yugi looked down at his dirty wet school uniform. At least this one wasn't smothered in pink paint, no, the paint was blue this time. `Ugh I have to get ANOTHER uniform.'

"Really? And what might you be wearing?" Seto sat up in his seat with a lecherous grin.

"I need some time to get changed. Give me a half an hour?" Yugi asked.

"Certainly… now about what your wearing…"

"Okay I'll be ready soon! BYE!" Yugi smiled and slammed the phone down in a hurry rushing upstairs.

"CRAP!" Seto screamed from the other side of the line. As he turned his speakerphone off and he twilled a pen between his finger's allowing a devilish smirk to appear on his face.

"Now I have you within my reach Yugi and soon you'll be all mine." He began his well know evil laugh.

"You're never going to have him you know."

Seto stopped to glare at one Ryuzaki who was placing files in a cabinet.

"YOU!"

"Only a kind act of an evil Authoress' could win you Yugi's love now." He closed the sliding drawer before leaving the room.

"I'll have your head yet Dinosaur!"

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(1) If you don't know who this is, stop reading yaoi. He is the hottest shounen ai guy out there! You don't deserve to read this story! (Actually its more like your punishment for not knowing *evil laughter*)

(2) Joke, just a joke. No Tea and Anzu are considered separate.

(3) All of this scene came from a hetero porn I saw. NO! I wasn't watching it! My bro downloaded it and well I was curious. Ugh it was horrible. Horribly funny that is. They couldn't act for shit! I stopped watching two minutes in. But it was funny. I changed their names to fit a gay one. I don't own this!

(4) The Dark Magician and Celtic Guardian! No I don't know why I added this. Don't ask me.

Finally! I got the chapter out! *reads through said chapter* Man what the hell was I thinking? With every chapter this story gets even stranger then before. Soon I'll have no idea what the hell I'm writing! You'll still read it then… won't you? Right? Right?!

Ugh when will I ever come up with a decent lemon? Oh right NEVER! Okay so that one I did for My BEWD wasn't bad but I KNOW I have it in me to do better. Maybe next chapter I will, maybe…