Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ SchoolBoy Crush ❯ Got Lemon? No, but there is a Lime! ( Chapter 10 )

Momma Cat: I know, I know. I left and didn't return, but I'm here for you now. Don't that count for something?

Random Person: Have you gone crazy like Marik or something? Who are you talking too?

MC: I'm talking to the people reading ya idiot!

RP: What people? Nobody is reading this crap-tastic story.

MC: >_<# Are too!

RP: That's why you didn't update for two weeks and only got four reviews.

MC: Hey now that is…! *cries* cruel of you to say…

Joey: *outta nowhere* That is why you are friendless RP! *hugs MC* There there D, this is a great story.

RP: You are just saying that because you want her to get you together with that garden gnome. *gets hit with a 2 by 4 to the back of his/her head*

Yami: NEVER say that about my Abiou. *drops wood, hee heh*

MC: I'm okay. *gropes Joey for good measure* You can review thank now.

Joey: *blush* Stop that! *reads review, blushes more* Damn Vega-Lume! You are as bad as Dirty D aren't you? Thanks for hanging on and reading. HCA must be mad at DD… she didn't review.

MC: I miss her… *sniff*

Yami: …Odd mortals. Yes Haibara3 it's safe to say JoeyxYugi is a sure-thing.

Voice from afar: Never! The mutt will never have my Teddy-Bear!

Everyone: ?_?

Yami: Okay… As for Tristan and me… *wicked grin* Who knows.

MC: *drooling* Sexy grin…

Joey: Don't give Tea a partner? Well, maybe not…

Another voice from afar: HEY! I'm cool! I should get SOMEONE!

Yami: What…? Now SetoxRyou could happen, but that would mean I'd get with Tristan for sure. Better go get matching leather collars…

A third voice from afar: I'm not gay!

Yami: You love me? ^___^ I feel so special now…

Random Person: Huh? Neuter me??!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!!! *runs away… into a tree*

MC: Hmm… *cries*

Joey: What now?

MC: Th-this… reviewer…

Joey: *read review* Oh my gawd…

Yami: Man that is harsh… you okay MC?

Joey: You…idiot of course she is not, she's crying…

MC: I'M SO HAPPY!!!!! *cries tears of… joy??!!* ^__________^

Joey&Yami: O_o WHAT?!

MC: My first flame!! I truly am a writer now! Koishii No Tenshi if you read this I'm sorry you wasted your time reading this `sucky' story and thank you for flaming me! I can call myself a fan fic artist now. ^________________^ Now I can devote myself to becoming a better one!

Joey: But does every writer get flamed?

Yami: I don't know… just don't say anything to her.

MC: *dancing around like a fool*

Mako: I'm here! I'm finally in the damn story! Anyhow, this is a last minute than you too Gazzebo Mattebo odd name…

Joey: Thank you for reviewing! See Koishii? Not everyone agrees with you.

Mako: >_< This is my thank you review!

Yami: Why give a 2 on originality though? Hhhmmm, has this been done before?

Mako: >_<# Let me do it hogs!

Joey&Yami: Start the fic!

Mako: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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"Yo-Yo-Yo-You huh??!!" Joey stammered.

"Oh hey I know you… you're um aahh don't tell me I'll think of it…" The man at the door said.

"Hey who is there Marik… oh hey you're Yugi's little friend aren't you? Changed your mind about doing a movie did you?" Grandpa asked standing next to Marik.

In five second's the front door was in chaos. Yugi gripped onto Jou's leg that the jaws of life couldn't remove, Jou put his hand over Marik's mouth and held him at the shoulder's then Grandpa started hugging the both of them bringing them all into the house.

"Hey everybody look who came by!" Grandpa said suffocating the two in his arms

"JOU! YUGI!" Honda screamed, a bloody tissue lodged up his nose.

"Little brother! Katsuya!" Yami said with a wicked smile..

"AAAAAHHHHH YAMI!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE KATSUYA!!!!! COME ON NOW NOW NOW!!!" Yugi begged, keeping blood-flow from reaching Jou's foot.

"Uhmm'h hmmuu uhmm uhmm mm huaumah." (1) Marik said through Jou's hand.

"YAMI! Honda, Otogi what are you doing here??!!" Jou yelled with his hand still on Marik's mouth.

"JOU! YUGI! OTOGI!… Oh wait forget that last part." Otogi said, it earned him a couple of raised eyebrows.

"Well this is certainly interesting. I didn't know you knew Yami's friends Yugi." Sugoroku smiled, squeezing Marik and Jou a little tighter.

"No never!! They are not Yami's friend's! YAMI!! What are doing with Otogi and Honda!" Yugi jumped off Jou's leg and hissed like a cat.

"Umm, Yugi I know you are upset but that is a little… psychotic…" Ryou commented. Yugi turned and hissed at him. Ryou sweat dropped.

"Isn't Yugi such a frisky little kitten…" Bakura walked over to Yugi and put an arm around him. "You know Yugi, I still wouldn't mind…"

"MINE!!" Jou picked Yugi up and hissed at Bakura, everyone sweat dropped.

"Well Katsuya that is nice that you've got a boyfriend. It's been a few years. It is really nice seeing you again." Marik said.

Jou looked like he was going to shit a brick. "Uh YEAH, nice um whatever… So why are you two here again?"

"Jou are you okay? Your all red." Otogi asked.

"And kind of sweaty." Ryou noticed.

"And…you…are squeezing…meeeee." Yugi added.

"Hey Jou, you seem a little bothered by Marik, ex-boy toy or something?" Bakura asked with an evil smirk.

"NO!! NOTHING LIKE THAT NOT AT ALL!" Jou shifted his eyes.

"Bakura don't tease him. We met when my family came here on a trip a few year's back. I had a lot of fun that time. Remember Kat?" Marik asked.

"Yeah, lots of fun heh-heh…" Jou laughed nervously and held Yugi like a stuffed animal. "Mind telling me what's going on?" Jou asked everybody.

"It's all Otogi's fault! If he didn't follow Yami I wouldn't be here!" Honda glared at Otogi.

"HEY, YOU didn't haft to come with me, you know."

"But If I knew you were a flaming homosexual I wouldn't have worried about you going with Yami!"

"Hey you two! You mind saving your lover's quarrel for when you are alone?" Yami said.

"He isn't my lover!"

"I'm not gay people! NOT GAY!"

"So what is the deal with you Jou. I thought you two were just `friends'." Yami gave him a knowing smile.

"Who? ME? YUGI? NO-No, Yugi uh he hurt his ankle…" He lifted Yugi's bare bandaged foot. "Hey we forgot your shoe…"

"Put me down." Yugi asked harshly.

"Something wrong Yug?"

"No, nothing, absolutely nothing is the matter, nope, not at all, let me down now." He said wriggling around.

"But your foot…"

"LET ME DOWN JOU." Jou flinched at Yugi's words, but did as he asked. Yugi then proceeded to hop away towards the stairs on one foot, looking ridiculous in the process.

"Yugi if you wanted to go upstairs I could ha-…"

"I don't need your help Jou! I'm just fine. I can take care of myself." He was out of their sight at that time.

"Looks like trouble in paradise." Bakura said smugly.

"You, quit putting your two cents where it doesn't belong." Ryou glared at him.

"Tisk, tisk, you know Jou that's no way to treat Yugi. If I know my Grandson he gets hurt easily." Sugoroku put a hand on Jou's shoulder.

"But, but, but I'm no…"

"Hey Jou I want to talk to you, got a minute?" Marik asked.

"Me? I guess sure…" Marik walked out the room. Jou looked at everyone then followed him. As he was leaving Bakura winked and blew him a kiss, Jou gave him the finger and Bakura mouthed `hell yes'. Ryou elbowed him in the side. While this was going on Yami snuck out of the room unnoticed.

"You know this whole show was amusing and all but I'm feeling left out. What the `fuck' is going on?" A blue haired man said.

"Where did you come from dude?" Honda asked.

"I didn't see you there either." Otogi remarked.

"Oh yeah that is… um… what is your name again?" Sugoroku asked.

"Bakura has been working for you for like a week and you remember his name! I've been here for TWO YEARS!"

"I was joking Mako. You're Suhami Mako right?" Mako face went red with fiery.

"TSUNAMI!!!! You old decrypted fart!!"

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`Stupid, idiot, jerk, asshole, no good… sexy bastard with amazing muscles…' "NO!! JONOUCHI KATSUYA IS A NO GOOD LOOKING-!!!! AAAHHHH!!!" Yugi screamed alone in his room. In his frustrations he started tearing his pillows apart getting the feather insides everywhere. "HE IS DUMB NOT HOT!!! A LOSER WITH A BIG COCK-AHHHHH STOP THINKING LIKE THAT!!!!"

"It's amusing watching you fly off your rocker." Yugi looked up to see Yami standing in his doorway. "You know, dressing yourself like a chicken is not going to get you any dates."

"Yami don't fuck with me right now." Yugi said through clenched teeth. Yami raised his eyebrows.

"Yugi I know you see me as a tyrant…"

"Satan's mentor would be more accurate."

"Whatever, I am not here to put bloody meat on your already mutilated pillows again. I'm here to help you with your man trouble." Yugi crossed his arms and looked out his window. Yami sighed. "Yugi…"

"Why?" It was spoken so low Yami almost didn't here it.

"What Yugi?"

"Why now? Why care about me now?"

"I always cared about you. You're my brother."

"And giving me a box with a dead skunk in it for Christmas? Did you care then?"

"I admit to being, evil, but I would like to stop doing that. I want us to be friends."

"But why?" Yami shifted on his feet.

"That's not something, it's aaahhh…" Yugi looked at Yami, he had his head down and was blushing.

"Don't you think I deserve to know after all you put me through?" Yami cringed.

"I- you might be mad at me if I tell you."

"Can it be any worse then when at my birthday party…"

"ALRIGHT! I get it. I'll tell you."

Yami took a deep breath. "SomeoneincollagehadorderedtheporntapeofyouandtheyfoundoutIwasyourbrother" He took another deep breath and continued. "Thentheyallhauntedmetohookthemwithyouandtheywouldsaylotsoftrashythingsabou tyou I realized then I was a awful brother. I'm sorry."

Yugi stared at him blankly. "I forgive you."

Yami blinked a few times. "R-really?" Yugi held his arms out. Yami ran to him and hugged him tightly. "Yugi I love you so much! I'm so sorry!" Yami was nearly crying and Yugi had a strange smile on.

***scene change***

"Kat… what is wrong?" Marik asked and Jou looked all over the enormous kitchen except at him. "Your hiding." Jou gave him a confused look. "You haven't told anyone your…"

"Just a couple of kisses don't count." Joey quickly added.

Marik raised his eyebrow. "A kiss? What I remember is…"

**another flashback with a limey lime! I love fruit…**

"Really? You're not curious at all?" A younger version of Marik asked Jou coyly. (uhhh maybe two years younger? 16?)

Jou was red faced. He shifted uneasily then looked around. "W-well I I I… I dun'no… I guess…" he stared at Marik unmoving. Marik sighed and moved in closer. The closer he got the more Jou was worried.

"You know you can relax. I`m not going to stab you or anything." Marik laughed, the laugh came out sinister and scared Jou.

"Uhhhhh I-I-I-I change ma-ma-my mi-aaaaahhh!!!" Jou cheek's flared as did his crotch. "Marik!! Don't! Ohhhh…" His bangs hung over his eyes in shame, pleasurable shame that is. Getting a blowjob from a boy was a bit new to him (or a girl for that matter) but he liked. REALLY liked it.

Marik had Jou's jeans down to his ankles while he rested on his knees giving his Japanese friend one heck of a dick kiss. Marik had to suppress a smile at finally having the honey eye boy where he wanted him. Well near there, almost three weeks of stalking/manipulating was going to pay off.

Marik was surprised when Jou's hands gripped his hair and the honey eye blonde began to thrust in his mouth freely. Jou was really getting into this. Marik had to relax his jaw muscles and throat, it was a good thing he was practiced, his taller friend was going nuts. Oh but how it turned him on to listen to Jou's groans, the groans of a virgin, well soon to be deflowered virgin.

"Ah ah ugh… Marik it's it's ohhhh so good…" Jou bit his lip to hold in his cries. Marik's family may not have been their hotel sweet at the time but one never knows. Though as that mouth swallowed him whole only to have Marik's tongue tease his veins then release him to the cool air and have the process repeated over and over… he lost what he was thinking.

"Oh… ugh…uhhh…huh? Why'd you stop??!!" Jou, frustrated and hot, started fighting Marik's head to return his administrations but Marik refused.

"You're not the only one with a hard cock you know." Marik said with a wicked thought. Jou returned to his previous innocent self.

"W-w-what didja have… in m-mind?" Marik could almost see Jou's bottom lip quiver while he spoke, oh how he loved virgins! But he had to contain himself, no need to go overboard and scare Jou away before he got what he wanted. The Egyptian went over to the bed and sat on his knees as he peeled his tight black half top shirt off then came his red baggy pants he left the gold bangles on, most guys found them to be a turn on.

"Don't get so worked up. I just want some attention too. Come and sit over here." He patted the seat next to him. He was happy when Jou walked over but displeased he did so slowly. As Jou sat on the bed Marik nuzzled his neck and Jou almost jumped off. Marik realized he needed to go even slower. Must remove the barricades before riding into the castle.

Marik laid back on the bed. He thought threw what he was to say next. "Jou?"

Looking cute as ever Jou answered with a low almost comically squeaky… "Yes?"

"Why don't we… do a 69?"

Jou thought a moment, he looked down at his still hard organ and finally came to the conclusion that it wasn't such a bad idea, that and he was too horny to care anyway. He nodded while biting his lip.

Marik had to hold in his animal side at the explicit display of innocence that was his friend. "Would you like to lay down or be on top?" He said as sweet as possible.

"Top… yeah…"

Marik waited for Jou to get in position. Again he did it VERY slowly and Marik was running out of patience. When Jou's manhood came close enough Marik moved his head up for a teasing kiss. Jou wiggled his hips and gasped. When Marik didn't do anything more he began to scowl at the Egyptian's cock. An evil idea came to the darker blonde and he turned his head to suck the shaft much like a hickey to a neck before blowing on it.

Marik was shocked and glared at Jou's ass but was ecstatic that maybe it wouldn't be so hard to get into between the Japanese boy's cheeks. Getting on the ball, so to speak, Marik lavished Jou's sac with wet licks and sucking nips. If Jou had his doubts before he didn't anymore. (2)

Jou grabbed Marik by the hilt holding him up and firm before he gave an experimental lick. It wasn't as horrible as he imagined. He did it again, and again.

"Ugh, stop teasing."

"Sorry."

Marik took Jou fully into his mouth once again making Jou wobble a bit on his knees. As the Egyptian continued with a passion Jou tried to take as much cock in his mouth as he could handle, which was halfway, which made him wonder how Marik could take all of him.

Said thought flew out his ear as his sex took a turn in becoming more sensitive from constant friction. Jou's honey eyes closed tightly and he bobbed his head while massaging and stroking the leftover flesh he couldn't take in. (Something he learned from a porn.)

Marik groaned. It seems unschooled pure Jou had a talent for cock sucking. Marik knew his big mouth wasn't just for big talk. Marik quickened his pace more as some saliva escaped his mouth and dribbled down his chin. Jou lost his rhythm for a moment and Marik could taste some cum that he released.

Redoubling in his efforts the honey eye boy moved his hand farther down and swallowed more of the hot organ. As he took more his throat began to burn and his eyes misted causing tears to run down his face mixing with his sweat. Marik's lavender eyes widen before a low husky growl reverberated from his voice box against Jou's dick.

Jou whimpered then howled with a mouth full of cock before unexpectedly releasing his seed down Marik's throat. He clutched the bed sheet's letting loose moans after whimpers consecutively.

Marik was surprised by Jou's release and removed the cock from his mouth coughing the liquid out while some continued to pour out of Jou onto his cheek. His coughing fit turned into a thrusting one as Jou's moans added extra pleasure to his sex. Marik bucked up into the darker blonde's mouth before pulling out and letting his load out over his friend's face (and probably the wall).

Going limp Jou fell onto top of the pale blonde and panting (like a dog). Marik wiped some of the sticky substance from his face. But now Jou was tired and relaxed…

"Marik! MARIK!! Where are you little brother?!"

Jou jumped up and off the bed. "Oh no Odion's here!" He began putting his feet in his shirt and tried to where his pants on his arms.

"Don't worry its just Odion he… Jou! JOU!!" Jou had bolted out of the room wearing his socks over his shoes.

"There you are little brother, Jou ran out of here dressed quite peculiarly. The Japanese sure have strange clothing. The other day I saw a girl wearing an extremely short skirt, her friends did too. Marik are you alright? You look a bit red… what is that all over your face?" Odion should in the doorway oblivious to what just happened.

"ODION I COULD KILL YOU!!!"

**End flashback, it almost didn't seem like a flashback**

Jou's face went red. "I-I-um-I was aahh experimenting…"

"What about what you said about Yugi in there? You hiss at every man that hits on him?"

"Yugi doesn't like that guy! I was helping him out." Marik gave him a look that said… "Your not believing any of this are you?" Jou stated.

"Why can't you just come out with it?"

"Because…" Jou trailed off.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Someone let out a blood-curling scream.

"Huh?" Jou looked up.

"It sounded like a… girl? Is there a girl in here?" Marik asked.

Jou left the kitchen and Marik shrugged his shoulders as he followed after him.

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Upstairs Sugoroku, Honda, Mako, Otogi, Ryou and Bakura were standing in front of a bedroom door in the hallway. They looked shocked and a bit terrified.

"What is it?! What's going on?! WHERE'S YUGI??!!" Jou desperately asked.

"I-I-I-I-In there…" Ryou pointed his finger not looking away from the scene.

"NO, YUGI, PLEASE STOP!! YUGI PLEASE! OH MY GAWD!!!"

Jou pushed pass the on lookers to see what was happing. Inside the room he was dumbstruck as the rest to see what Yugi was doing.

"NO YUGI! NOT MY PORN MOVIES!! OH SHIT MY VERSA CHI SHIRTS!! CRAP YUGI THOSE SHEETS COST OVER A GRAND!!!" Yami was on his knees with tears in his eyes as he watched everything his room get ripped, stomped or painted on.

Torn posters, broken tapes, DVD's, clothes, feather's from pillows and more littered the floor of Yami's deep red carpet. Yugi was jumping on Yami's king size bed with a gallon of body latex paint he got out Yami's now defiled closet dumping it on the sheets and mattress.

"YOU BASTARD! YOU SON OF A BITCH SADIST!! BECAUSE OF YOU PEOPLE THINK I'M A SLUT!! HOW MANY??!! HOW MANY MOVIES DID YOU SELL??!! HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN ME JACKING OFF??!!" Yugi jumped off the bed. He had a trail of blue paint that fell on him as he ran to Yami's dresser, bent on ruining anything he could find in it.

"Yugi! No stop!" Jou grabbed Yugi from behind pulling him away from the opened drawer. "Let go! Give me the underpants!" Jou tried taking the silk boxers Yugi was ripping with his teeth, but Yugi refused to let them go. They played tug of war until Jou let them go and Yugi fell backwards, while he was down Jou used this opportunity and flipped Yugi on his stomach holding his arms behind him.

"Let me go Katsuya! Release me!" Yugi kicked his feet and wriggled around under Jou. Although not trying too, Yugi's thighs kept brushing against Jou's manhood, effectively exciting him.

"Yugi stop that!" Jou said hoarsely.

"No let me up! Let me UP!" Yugi thrashed side to side.

"Oh gawd Yugi stop…" Jou's face was red.

"Katsuya if you don't get off I'm going to fuck you're ass up!" He began thrusting up and down trying to lift Jou up.

"Yu-Yugi ooohhhh Ye-essssss." Jou was whimpering and moaning. Forgetting where he was as heat pooled into his groin.

Yugi stopped moving at Jou's odd tone, earning a groan in protest from the body above him.

"No don't stop Yugi. This is some good footage." Yugi turned and saw above him Grandpa had a hand held digital camera aimed at him and Jou. "Now just keep moving and moan a little Yugi. And Jou, grind your hips into him more."

Yugi's face flared with renewed anger and threw Jou off his back. He snatched the camera from Grandpa and threw it against the wall.

"NO MY CAMERA! ALL THAT BEAUTIFUL FOOTAGE WASTED!!!" Sugoroku fell to his knees with waterfalls falling from his eyes as he called out to the heavens. "WHY RA WHY?! GOD?! BUDDHA?! HAVE YOU ALL FORSAKEN ME????!!!!!!"

Mostly everyone sweat dropped. Everyone but Jou that is. He was on his stomach trying to hide how hard Yugi got him.

"Everyone out!" Yugi yelled.

"But Yugi, this is my room…" Yami protested. He cringed at the thought of leaving it in Yugi's hands. All of his `toys' in the bottom dresser would end up broken.

"Out of the house NOW." Fire blazed from Yugi's eyes and lit Yami's hair on fire.

"But this is my house! I will not leave!" Grandpa stood up and said defiantly as his eldest grandson rolled around on the floor hoping to put out his hair.

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"Looks like the `lady' of the house wins." Mako commented. He and everyone else were on the front lawn. Currently locked out of the house

"Who are you anyway?" Bakura asked, Mako glared at him.

"I never knew my little Grandson had such a fire in him." Grandpa sniffled. "It makes me proud. I bet he would be a tiger in bed."

"My clothes, my bed, my hair…" Yami was on his hands and knees in the grass with his frizzled head downcast.

"I just want to know why he kicked US out. Me and Honda didn't do anything." Otogi mused.

"I didn't do anything either. Hell, I didn't even know him before 15 minutes ago." Marik said.

"Yugi must have really have been mad. Although if Yami told him about the `fan club' he has back in England he would have been worse. You know, they all had his face blown up on a shirt with the words `You know you want it' underneath the picture." Ryou said.

"Really? …You wouldn't happen to have one would you?" Jou asked.

They all looked at him.

"What? I was just wondering…" Jou shifted his eyes.

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That's right, your name is Katsuya.

(2) I SWEAR! These last too lines weren't meant to rhyme I swear it so, I didn't know. Oh GAWD! I'm doing it again! I'm not meaning too!

Hmm there was one good point in Koishii's review…

Random Person: I think it was ALL good. You don't seem to realize how shitty a writer you really are.

Momma Cat: I think I need more lemon… a real lemon that is decent…

Random Person: You going to ask someone else to write it? That is the only way you are going to get one.

Momma Cat: I'll put it in next chapter.

Random Person: AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?!

Momma Cat: As a last note an extra thank you goes to you Haibara3. Your e-mail of threatening my life really got me in the mood to write. ^_^ Thanx!

Random Person: What is the death threat count up too? Four?