Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ S¤¤¤¤ and Giggles ❯ One Fine Day ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2: One Fine Day

"You're getting on my nerves, and that's not a good idea...you're fired! Now get out of my office!" yelled a tall brunette with cold sapphire eyes, towards a man with brownish hair and an outrageous spike on the front of his head.

"But...but sir!"

"I don't want to hear it Kemo, now get out! Your hair is one big, pointy eye sore!"

"Mister Kaiba! I swear I'll get my hair cut! Honestly! Just please, don't fire me!!!"

"I already did, now, good-bye" "Bu- AHHHHHH!"

The teen genius, Seto Kaiba smirked as he stood up from his big, black, swerve cushioned chair and straightened his big, poofy, gravity-defying white trench coat. "I've really got to thank Mokuba for the drop-away floor idea..."

As the brunette shut off his computer and began heading towards the wooden double doors of his office, said doors slowly and eerily began to open. A sickly, rotting, boney hand grasped the edge of the opening doors while a chilling, choking fog cascaded into the room. "Seto Kaiba...I have for your sooooul!" came an eerie voice from behind the door, obviously the hands owner... "Surrender to me now...or face your utter doooom!"

Raising an eyebrow, Kaiba picked up one of the various paperweights cluttering his desk and chucked it into the fog which was soon accompanied by a shout of pain.

"Owe!! Big brother! What was that for!?!" "I told you to knock it off already Mokuba. You're not going to succeed in scaring me, or anyone else for that matter." "Hmph! That's what you think big brother. I swear on my name that I'll make you scared beyond scared! So scared that you'll be begging for my forgiveness and help! Bwahahahahaha!"

Sweat dropping at his younger brothers stupidity, the ten CEO reached for yet another paper weight on his desk and, as with the previous one, threw it at lil' Mokie's head, causing a prodigious bump to form on his head. "Now leave me alone Mokuba! Or I'll scare you my own way!"

Sniffling, the younger Kaiba glared towards the older Kaiba. Mokuba, sticking out his tongue in a rude pouting manner towards his brother, slammed the wooden doors shut as he took his dramatic, drama queen leave...er...I meant to say abrupt leave!

"..." Looking at the ground where the fog continued to billow into his office, our favorite CEO sighed. Seto made his way to the wooden doors and as he opened them figured out the origin of the 'fog'. "Dried ice...and a bucket of water? How...'original'... Mokuba really needs to learn more about special effects...along with learning how to clean up after himself..."

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Later, well...five hours later to be exact... politically correct...CURSE POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS!! ...Oo'' Err...sorry... anyway, back to the story... As I was saying, five hours later, Kaiba was at home in his beautiful mansion, laying on a black leather sofa, taking a long needed rest. That is...until the plasma, wide-screen TV turned on... and began playing a movie...

"Here we go...
The world is spinning...
When it stops...
It's just beginning...
Sun comes up...
We laugh and we cry...
Sun goes down...
And then we all die..."

In surprise, the teen CEO leapt off the sofa and crashed landed to the ground. What were the first words to come out of his mouth after such an occurrence you may ask? Well... "Damn it, Mokuba would you knock it off!!!"

...Someone's got an attitude problem...can you say anger management? Naw, just jokin'!

Grabbing the remote for the tele, Kaiba hit the power button. But, as a remote's supposed to turn the tele off, or on...or increase volume...this remote however did not...it didn't even flip channels for crying out loud!! How're they ever gonna be able to live without the ability to channel surf!?! Oh such woe for one to bear! "What the hell!?!" ...he probably doesn't notice that there aren't any batteries in the remote...and he's a genius? ...oh boi...

Much to the CEO's dismay, and the lack of batteries in the remote, the movie on screen began to play a disturbing sequence of events. For example fingers being impaled by nails, worms turning into hundreds of scurrying people, a woman falling over a cliff, bloody water, a spinning chair, a ladder, the reflection of a woman brushing her hair in a mirror and I think I'll stop there...

Growling in frustration Kaiba threw the useless (battery-less) remote to the ground, smashing it into millions of tiny winy pieces. ...either he's got a really strong pitching arm or that thing's made of glass... "Useless piece of shit! Why do I even bother with such unnecessary things!?! ...Oh...that's right, Mokuba finds them 'entertaining'."

Ignoring the pile of lil' black shards of the remote, our young... or is it old? ...erm...we'll just go with teen victim; began stalking towards the T.V. to manually shut the accursed thing off. But, before he could do so, all the lights in the huge ass entertainment room either shut off or exploded. This caused Kaiba to jump back a little in surprise. No, not fear, surprise -say it with me folks, sur... prise... Good, now one more time! Sur... prise...- because nothing can ever scare the great Seto Kaiba -well that's what he says anyway-. "What the hell-"

"Se...to... Kai...ba..." came an eerie voice originating from the direction of the T.V.

Mokuba... though Kaiba and he straightened the collar of his white poofy, gravity defying trench coat. (I want one a' those =3 Defying the laws of gravity/physics is awesome!) "I thought I told you to knock it off, or were you not listening to me?" yelled Seto as he reached the front of the television screen.

"Heh...heh...heh..." came the same, eerie, raspy voice. "I'm not...who you think I am...Seto Kaiba... Heh...heh...heh..." As soon as that sentence was finished, the plasma screen began to act abnormally. You may be asking yourself, "What's abnormal for anything in that world?" well you see, the screen was bulging in a few areas, as if someone were trying to claw their way out of it or something of the sort.

Now, this strange abnormality began to scare the CEO -whose heart was beating way faster than it should be by the way-. "Mokuba?" asked Kaiba towards the bulging screen in a raspy voice.

The screen suddenly seemed to turn into water as it rippled and a figure basically...plopped out of it -along with some fish and...well...some water-.

"Hello...Kaiba."

"...who...wh-"

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We find ourselves in a kitchen of the sort multi-billionaires have; Mokuba can be found sitting on a marblish, whitish, counter top eating a lil' cup of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream while swinging his legs to and fro. Now isn't he just the embodiment of innocence? ...yeah right!

"I wonder if I'll ever be able to scare my big brother... It seems humanly impossible..." As Mokuba brought a spoon full of ice cream to his lips, a chilling scream of frights erupted throughout the Kaiba manor and entered the young boy's ears. "...That sounded like... BIG BROTHER!!"

The young pre-teen reacted to hearing his brother scream in a surprisingly slow manner. It was the first time he'd heard his brother scream...ever; of course he'd be shocked and amazed...or is that dazed and amazed? ...Amazed and dazed? Whatever... anyway, after he'd gotten over the shock of hearing his brother scream, Mokuba tossed his cookies -The ice cream that is. Sorry, he didn't regurgitate his previously eaten food; I do draw the line somewhere. Although the line tends to move once in a while-, hitting a hanging frying pan, thus causing it to smack another hanging pot which hit another pan, which hit another pot, which hit another pan and caused to whole thing to crash to the ground. "...oops...I'll clean that up later..."

After dashing around every corner, leaping over any miscellaneous objects in his path, occasionally slamming into a closed door, and just about running out of a window, Mokuba finally reached the entertainment room, sporting a few new bruises here and there.

Slamming the door open, Mokuba scanned the room for any sign of his brother, only finding said person when he looked down a few inches in front of himself. "...Big...brother?" Mokuba quizzically asked.

There, lying on the ground before him was the stiff figure of Mokie's elder brother. Foam was... well...foaming out of his mouth, his usually gravity defying trench coat was now limp and acting like a normal coat -that's a first, but probably the only time it'll ever be like that-, but the weirdest thing was that Kaiba's face was asphyxiated in that of fear. Hmm...I hope that isn't permanent...

Mokuba was both shocked and amazed at his brother's current state, he was at a loss for words to say the least. "...Seto...?" Raising an eyebrow in confusion, the blue tinted, raven-haired boy slightly kicked his brother's head, wondering if he'd get a response, which he didn't get. The boy's eyes suddenly began brimming with tears as he yelled into the once silent room, "...NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS S'POSED TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO SCARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"Hehehe...dat was awesome! I finally got back at dat stuck up bastard"
"Hey Joey, what the heck're you talkin' about? And why're you so late?"
"Oh nothin' Tristan, nothin' at all"
"...Alright man...well, come on, we're later getting' to the arcade!"

~Owari~

Alright, there's chapter two for you all! Hope you enjoyed it, and sorry 'bout how long it's taken me to update. It's my B-day today, so I thought I'd give you guys a little present of your own . Hope you liked it... and please review if you liked this chapter ad want me to continue. Gotta go, Ja'ne! .

P.S. A cookie to anyone who can guess what the movie playing on the T.V. is!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to "The Ring"

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