Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Star Trek Yugiprise ❯ First Unwanted Contact ( Chapter 1 )

Rated- PG-13

For?- Language. I would have made it PG, except for the language, plus there are some scenes in this fic that shouldn't be in a PG fic. Well, you'll see!

Genre- COMEDY, action, adventure, sci-fi and fantasy.

Warning- Don't take ANYTHING seriously! This is just a joke fic, okay? It's just for a laugh!

About- Eleven people join together, under one ship, to find and item, lost I space, that could destroy whole worlds. Will they work together to find the item, or will they find it to late?

Heya! Like the title? Reem(InsaneAuthoress) came up with it! I really love it! Also, Reem, you wont be introduced until the third chapter. ~_~ Sorry about that but you do come in with Yami! Okay, spoiler. . .(Sighs).

Also, if anyone who enters this fic and reads the first chapter, don't think that this fic is only going to be five chapters long! You better be in for the ride, 'cause it's twenty seven chapters! Though, I might have to split some in half. Plus, some of the chapters might be short, like this one. Okay, maybe I shouldn't of said that. . . . to bad.

So, please read this!! PLEASE!!!!!! Oh, and PLEASE REVIEW!!!! Thanx!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fic!!! ^____^

Enjoy!

Star Trek Yugiprise

Chapter one: First unwanted contact

Red lights lit up the ship casting an eerie glow every time it flashed. A loud noise told everyone, on the ship, there was an intruder.

People scrambled to find a position to stop the intruder from getting past the first door. They set their lazer guns on stun and waited.

They all just stood there, some on their knees, waiting for the unknown creature to walk through the door. They didn't know what to expect from the shuttle pod that had docked on their ship only a few minutes earlier.

They had left Earth a month ago to search and meet new organisms. But it turned out there were no ships, planets, or any other sign of living things near them. This would be their first encounter with another life form since they had left their home.

The door slowly opened emitting a dark smoke, making all of them cover their eyes. A small figure stepped out. It had five pointers sticking out of it's head, glowing purple eyes and a toothy grin.

"Fire!" Someone cried shooting his own lazer gun at the creature that stood in front of them.

The stuff that came out of the lazer gun hit. No one moved, mesmerized.

The creature brought a finger up to its' shoulder and wiped some of the stuff, that came out of the weapon, with his finger. It paused before sticking it in his mouth. There was a small slurping sound.

"Fire at will!"

The lazer guns shot in every which way, but every time it hit the creature, it would just eat it and continue to come toward them. It eyed the lazer guns hungrily.

"It c-can't be stopped," another man gasped. "Retreat!"

All of them ran away from the creature, some even dropping their lazer guns in their mad scramble to get out of there.

The creature stepped out into the light. It's pointers were purple and black with gold bangs sticking out. It was wearing a blue coat, black shirt and blue pants. A strange object was around its' neck.

It grabbed one of the lazer guns and shot some in his mouth. Once it had ate all that it could eat from the gun, it threw the weapon away and looked around hungrily. It paused before heading after the other guns.

After a while of running, the people turned around to face the menace. They had to stop it from going any further. Who knew what would happen if they couldn't stop it.

"Set them at kill!" One of them shouted. "That should do the trick. Fire!"

Kill had no effect on the creature either. It just opened its mouth and drank the white liquid that came out of the lazer guns.

"I-it r-really can't be stopped. . . ."

The creature started walking toward them again, arms outstretched. "Gimme! Gimme more!"

"Run for your lives!" Another man cried. He dropped his weapon in his flight to get out of there, the rest of them right behind him.

The creature picked up the lazer gun and drank the rest of the contents. "Got milk!"

A white haired man with one red eye visible looked out into space. One of his hand was in the pocket of his pink pants with his matching pink top.

"Captain!" Someone cried. "The intruder! It's making its way toward the engine! What do we do?"

The captain shrugged and took a sip of his red wine. "How should I know? Get Kaiba-boy to figure something out."

Kaiba gave the captain an acid glare. "There you go again. You always dump everything on me!" His sapphire eyes turned toward the man that had asked for help. "And yes, I will help." He turned his head, brownish, reddish bangs falling into his eyes, and walked off.

"Thank you so much!" The man cried running after Kaiba. "You're so kind and considerate!"

"No I'm not!" Kaiba snapped. "Don't get me confused with those 'good doers'. Now, tell me all you know about this 'intruder' while we walk toward the engine room."

"Yes, sir!"

The creature frowned and looked around. It couldn't find anyone. They had all ran off with their lazer guns.

It walked for a while, before it noticed something. It was a small opening that was dark inside. There was a lazer gun.

The creatures purple eyes widened and it ran into the small room. It picked up the lazer gun and tried to pour some of it's substance in its mouth.

Kachunk!

The lights flashed on revealing a cage. The creature was trapped inside, but it didn't mind, it was to busy trying to elicit more of the liquid from the weapon.

Kaiba stepped our, arms crossed. "I knew you would fall for that. Pathetic. Now tell me who you are and what you're doing here?"

The creature looked up from the lazer gun and frowned. "What are you? Why do you have pointy ears?" It threw away the lazer gun more interested in his captures ears.

"Fine, I'll tell you what I am, if you tell me all there is to know about you," Kaiba said. "Now, you first."

"My name is Yugi!" It replied happily. "And I'm human. Now, it's your turn!"

"How did you get on a shuttle pod?"

Yugi shrugged. "I dunno." He smiled brightly. "Now, what are you?"

Kaiba sighed. "I'm a Dulcan. We have Vulcan blood, but we are somewhat different. Dulcans are called that because they are said to be 'dull'. My name is Kaiba." He paused. "So, do you remember anything before you got on the shuttle pod?"

Yugi considered this. "No."

Kaiba sighed. "Thought as much. . . ."

A transparent boy appeared behind Kaiba. He had messy white hair and narrow, dark brown eyes. He was wearing blue jeans and a white sweater with a gold object on it. He grinned evilly as he made a 'V' sign with his fingers and put it behind Kaiba's head, giving him 'bunny ears'.

Yugi started laughing. "Y-you!" He clutched his chest and bent over. "Bunny ears!"

Kaiba clenched his fists, his face red with anger. "You!" He whirled around to face the boy, who was looking innocently back at him. "Drop dead!"

The boy still looked innocently at Kaiba. "But I can't die. I'm already a spirit. I can't die again."

"Sometimes I just wish you'd disappear," Kaiba muttered shaking his head. "It would make a lot of people happier."

"Nah, you don't."

"Yes, I do. I just said it."

"No, you don't."

"Yes, I do.

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bakura looked at Kaiba guiltily.

"Much better." Kaiba turned around to face Yugi, who was still laughing to ask more questions.

"No, you don't."

Kaiba looked as though he was about to burst. He made his hand into a fist and was about to take action, when a voice was heard.

"Oh, Kaiba-boy!" There was a hiccup. "You're need." Another hiccup. "The High Copanders want to talk! Wait, 'High Copanders?' Companders. Grr, Companders!"

Kaiba sighed. "He drank to much wine again. Sometimes I really wonder why he became the captain."

Bakura frowned. Kaiba had almost hit him. It would have been so much fun to watch his rival hit the wall behind him again. He sighed. Evil Pegasus. Ruining all his fun.

Kaiba turned toward Bakura. "Take care of this boy while I deal with Pegasus and the High Commander, what ever he wants."

Bakura nodded as he watched Kaiba run off. "Have fun with Pegasus. . . . Kaiba-boy!"

"I'll get you later!" Kaiba yelled before disappearing from Bakura and Yugi's sight.

Bakura turned toward Yugi. "So, you're the one that ate almost all of the lazer guns." He paused. "Want out?"

Yugi nodded eagerly.

"I can't help you because I'm only a spirit. You're going to have to do it yourself. Okay, here's what you do. . ."

Kaiba entered a small room that was lit by one light in the middle. To the right there was a big screen that was blank. To the left were two chairs. Pegasus was sitting in one.

"I was wondering when you would come, Kaiba-boy." Pegasus took another swig of his wine. "Like I said before, the High Compander wants to talk. Sit down." He gestured toward the seat next to him.

"I'd prefer to stand," Kaiba replied dryly.

"Tsk, tsk," Pegasus said. "Very well." He drank the rest of the wine before picking up a small black controller. He pointed it at the blank screen and pressed a button.

A voice boomed out of the tv. "This room will self-destruct in. . . Ten. . . Nine. . . Eight. . . Seven. ."

Kaiba grabbed the controller out of Pegasus's hand and fumbled frantically with the buttons.

"Five. . Four. . Three. . Two. ."

Kaiba pressed a small red button and held his breathe.

"Oooonnnneeeeeee. . . ." There was a small clicking sound. "You will be saved this time. . . Suckers!"

"Oh my, I pressed the wrong button," Pegasus stated holding one of his hands up to his mouth. "I was positive I pressed the right one."

Kaiba rolled his eyes before looking back at Pegasus curiously. "Why do we have a self-destruct button anyway?"

"Just in case someone invaded our ship," Pegasus stated. "They would go in here then I'd press the self-destruct button."

"And exactly why would all of the invaders to in one room at the same time?" Kaiba questioned.

Pegasus shrugged. "Who knows Kaiba-boy. Their minds are very complicated. It's strange how they work."

Kaiba shook his head. "Lets se what the High Commander has to say." He carefully clicked a button and looked back at the big screen in front of them.

There was a small flicker of light as the screen turned on. As the fuzziness slowly dissipated, four figures became clearer and clearer.

A man with very short brown hair and brown eyes sat on a chair. He was wearing gray pants with a gray shirt that had a pen saying 'High Commander! All shall fear!' on it. Three girls in sleazy outfits were around him stroking his chest and licking their lips.

Kaiba cleared his throat, getting the High Commander's attention. "What was so urgent that you had to summon us?"

The High Commander sat up and tried to look dignified in his awkward position. "Something has happened. Someone contacted us about something urgent."

Kaiba gritted his teeth. "Stop with the 'something' and 'someone'! Tell us why you summoned us here!"

"Sorry about Kaiba-boy," Pegasus apologized swirling yet another glass of red wine. "He's a bit impatient, but he refuses to take anger management."

"It's quite alright," the High Commander stated. "He's probably just jealous that he was assigned to only second in command."

Kaiba bit his tongue to stop from saying anything.

The High Commander paid no attention to Kaiba's red face. "Head back here. Then I'll tell you what's going on."

One of the girls next to the High Commander squealed in delight. "More boys!"

"Well, see you then," the High Commander said. The tv clicked off showing a blank screen once more.

"That went well," Pegasus stated putting his glass down. "Well, I suppose I should tell them to change coarse." He got to his feet and wobbled out of the room.

Kaiba turned toward the exit. "I should check up on the boy. I don't trust Bakura. He's probably done something bad already." He quickly put down the controller and ran out of the room.

Boom!

Kaiba fell to the floor as the ship turned sideways. "What the hell is going on? Have we been attacked?"

Booooom! Kachuk-a-chuk!

The ship righted itself, only to turn to the other side. The red lights went on again saying that something wasn't right.

Yugi smiled as he twisted the steering wheel left, right, then upside down. He was having the time of his life. He had never been able to drive something before, had had always been to short. 'Not this time,' he thought happily to himself.

The crew held on for dear life as the ship did loops, circles, and eve turned on its side, but they were losing their grips. Some were even getting tossed all over the place.

The door opened revealing a distraught Kaiba, followed by a interested Pegasus. Kaiba quickly ran over to Yugi and grabbed the steering wheel. He pulled it up to stop the ship from turning all over the place.

Pop!

The steering wheel came clear off into Kaiba's hands.

"At least the ship stopped turning," Pegasus stated. "Though, the ship is sideways. I wonder how we're going to fix that. . ."

"How did you get out?" Kaiba asked throwing the steering wheel to the side, hitting someone in the head with it. "Tell me!"

"Bakura," Yugi chirped happily. "He was so nice! Went threw everything with me a lot of times!"

"Bastard!" Kaiba growled under his breathe. "I'm going to kill him!" He stomped out of the room, muttering curses.

Pegasus paused, then turned toward Yugi. "You're a good driver. How would you like to be the driver of this ship?"

"Really?" Yugi asked eyes wide. "You would allow that?"

Pegasus nodded. "Yeah, as soon as the steering wheel is back on, you can start to drive. Just don't make it go in circles. We are on an important mission."

Yugi nodded and put his hands up to where the steering wheel would have been. "Wow, I'm officially a driver of a ship. Can this get any better?"

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