Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Star Trek Yugiprise ❯ Zinzibar 12 and the killer Zimbies Part 1 ( Chapter 6 )

OMG! O-O I’ve been having such a horrible writing slump! It’s still going on but I managed to scramble up this chapter. It’s only seven pages. -_-; I would have waited longer to see if I could try and finish the whole thing, but I got lost. I know how it’s going to end but I got nothing for the middle part! AH!

I can’t believe it’s been a year since I’ve updated! O_O I was uploading a one-shot to media miner and I saw Yugiprise and when it was last updated. I was like, “Okay, it’s March. It was last updated in April...I don’t think there was any time traveling...CRAP!” Unfortunately, I’ve been stressed out and the fact that media miner deletes fics that aren’t finished after they haven’t been updated for a year stressed me out even more! AH!

Like I said. This is just a small chapter to make sure that media miner doesn’t delete my fic. I’m hopping to get the next ‘parts’ up soon. But who knows when I’ll finally strike an idea? I should go fishing again...I usually come up with something when I go....

Anyway, I’ll stop talking and I would like to apologize for not updating soon! I’m soo sorry! To those wonderful people who I haven’t thanked for a year! O.o

Thank you Diana, AMK, and Reem! Sorry for not giving you an actual thank you. I just couldn’t think of to much to reply to since it has been a year! So thank you so much! *huggles* I hope you know that you’re support means a whole lot to me.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Star Trek, AMK, Diana, Reem, the Zimbies, Muse #1 and #2, or anything else! ( *Cries* Trip died in Enterprise!!! It’s oovvverrrr!!! *Sob, sob*)

Enjoy!

Chapter six: Zinzibar 12 and the killer Zimbies

Part 1

“I can’t believe it,” Yami whispered, staring at the ground. “Today’s the day. It’s the end. I just can’t believe it.”

All four of them sat in the dark cell. Light from the outside protruded in signaling that it was indeed the next day. The final day.

“So it’s actually going to happen?” Serenity questioned, looking up at Yami as if the gloom would somehow disappear. “The execution will still go on today?”

Yami nodded his head without saying a word.

Mai let out a sob and clutched her hair. “It’s just not the time! I need a few more minutes before they take us!”

Joey grimaced as the thuds of footsteps could be heard. “They’re here.”

All of them stared with wide eyes at the solider in front of them. It was truly it. The execution would be held immediately. No more time to say goodbye. . .

This is not how the chapter starts. It all starts out on a planet that looks similar to Earth, only there’s gum almost EVERYWHERE. On the grass, ground, dirt, sky. Yes, I said sky. There were even trees sprouting gum! Why is it starting out on a planet? Well, you see . . . .

“HOME!” AMK screeched, happily running into the field of gum/grass. She did a few twirls before standing in the center of the field smirking, chewing the gum of Bubble Yum Kaiba had bought for her not to long ago. “It’s been to long. To long!”

Yami groaned as he dragged the suitcase over to where the hyperactive teen was. “I can’t believe I was conned into this! ‘It’ll only be for a day then I’ll give you back your rat poison,’ she says.” He let out a sigh. “I swear. People are just mean nowadays.”

“Why do you want rat poison?” Serenity questioned, walking up beside the grumpy Yami. “Just out of curiosity.”

“No reason!” Yami quickly replied. “Errhhh.” His eyes scanned the area quickly. “Look! A giant

bird that’s coming down to shoot gum at us!”

“Dere’s no such ding as a giant bird,” Joey said smartly, ignoring the fact that Yami said that it could also ‘shoot gum’. “Even I’m not dat stupid.”

“I’m serious!” Yami yelped, pointing at the sky and hoping up and down despite the heavy suitcase. Why is there a suitcase you may ask? The answer is..

“Hon, you’re going to ruin my makeup,” Mai said matter of factly, getting in her famous ‘attitude’ stance. “I have a lot of perishables in that suitcase.”

“You know you didn’t need to bring all that stuff,” Serenity brought up sweetly. “We’re only going to be here for a day.”

“Girls like me need that kind of stuff,” Mai replied nonchalantly, looking at her fingernails. “It’s necessities.”

“BIRD!”

Yami’s cries went unnoticed. “Ya know, why is dere gum on dat tree?” Joey asked, pointing toward a tree planted in the middle of no where. Once again, he forgot to mention that little detail.

“It’s a new planet,” Serenity pointed out. “It has to have something that defines it and makes it unique.”

“GIANT BIRD COMING! HELLOOO???!!!”

“Bu’ why couldn’t dit be doughnuts?” Joey whined. “Dat would’uv been awesome!”

“If it was made of doughnuts there would be nothing left when we left,” Mai retorted. “Besides, this must be where AMK gets her obsession with gum.”

“Oh my God! It’s frickin’ landing! Guys?....GUYS?! Are you even listening to me?!”

“I wonder if I can get a pedicure here?” Mai thought out loud. “I haven’t had one of those in ages.”

“Is dat all you can tink about?” Joey said. “Dere’s more ta life than makeup and pedicure dingy’s.”

“Yes,” Serenity said, backing up Joey’s argument. “Just like there’s more to life than food and doughnuts.”

Joey looked horrified. “How could ya say sumthin’ like dat?!”

Serenity sweatdropped.

“Oh my GOD!” Yami screeched wiggling his finger at the ‘giant bird’. “Little people are coming off the bird!”

“Guys!” AMK cried happily, running over to the ‘little people’ as Yami so nicely called them. You really thought she disappeared didn’t you? “It’s been so long!”

The three finally stopped their argument about ‘more to life’ and turned around to see the giant bird, AMK, Yami who was looking dumbfounded, and the ‘little people’.

“OMG!” Joey yelped. “Dere’s a giant bird!”

Yami anime face faulted. “I’m going to need a therapist when we get back . . .”

“Everyone come over here!” AMK cried, waving the four over to the people she was next to. “These are my muses! This here is Muse #1,” she pointed toward a girl. “And over here is Muse #2.” She moved her arm to another girl. “Muse #1 and #2. These are my ship mates Yami, Joey, Serenity, and Mai.”

“Shipmates!” Muse #1 cried. “That’s it! You can have a story where these people are on a voyage to get - umm.”

“Hair gel!” Muse #2 completed after noticing Yami’s unnaturally pointy hair. “Because the whole world ran out!”

“Not now guys!” AMK whispered. “I’m just here to visit for the day. Then we’re back on our mission to save Earth!”

Muse #1 paused and looked at AMK thoughtfully. “The same planet you swore to destroy? -!”

AMK quickly put her hand over Muse #1s mouth. “No, wrong planet.” She smiled sheepishly at the four. “You know how muses are.”

“Not really,” Serenity said, thoroughly confused on the issue.

“We’ve been at a loss without you,” Muse #2 chirped. “With our leader gone we’ve been in such low spirits. We should arrange a parade!”

“I don’t know guys,” AMK said, releasing her grip on Muse #1. “I think that might be a little to big. I’m only staying for the day.”

“Please make in two? Just two?” Muse #1 begged. “We need you here for at least two days! Just two! We promise we won’t ask for any more days!”

AMK sighed and turned toward the four. “Do you guys think we could stay for two days?”

“Let me see,” Serenity grabbed her walky talky thingy mabob and pressed the ‘on’ button. “Um, Kaiba? Are you there?”

There was some static from the device then a gruff voice could be heard demanding “What?” They could hear someone else talking in the background, but they couldn’t make out any words.

“We were wondering if we could stay two days on the planet Zinzibar 12,” Serenity announced. “Will that be okay?”

Static came then, “I think ....bad idea......sure...stay....get off of me!!!” There was a screech then a click. Nothing came after that.

All seven of them stared at one another. What was going on? “Not our problem!” Joey pointed out. “So I tink dat was a ‘yes’.”

Muse #1 and #2 beamed. “That’s great!” Muse #2 cried. “We’ll get everyone set up in wonderful bedrooms and we’ll get a parade started right away!”

“Nice rooms?” Mai piped up. “Do you think I could get a pedicure? Really? Thanks hon.” She smiled happily to herself. Ah the royal treatment...wait...royal???

Meanwhile, on the ship, something entirely different was happening. People were running to and...well to! All of them wanted to see what the commotion was in the main room. What ever it was, it had to be something big!

Kaiba sat in a chair his arms crossed, staring at the menace in front of him. If it had been anything else like a dragon, a wizard, hell! A man eating monster, he could have dealt with it. But nothing could prepare him for the thing he was glaring at.

The ‘thing’ was a ball of fuzzy fur. It purred softly, making it’s whole body tremble. Long floppy ears were visible, but no eyes or mouth could be seen being covered up by the long fuzzy fur of cuteness.

“It’s so cute!” Reem cried, picking it up and rubbing her face against it. “Where did you get it Kaiba?”

His eyes narrowed only further until they were only slits. “I found it stowed away in the closet. Who knew there would be something inside the not-supposed-to-be-there closet.”

“Can I have it?” Reem questioned, eyes wide.

“No!” Diana yelled, snatching the ball of fuzz out of Reems hands. “I should have it because I should just have it..Do you think it’s a boy fur ball?”

Tea rolled her eyes and grabbed it out of Diana’s arms. “I should have it! I am a captain after all!”

Ishizu was the next to step forward. “I am the doctor. I should examine the cutey as soon as possible. Therefore, I should be one to take care of it.”

“Is it edible?” Yugi questioned, poking his head through the crowd.

“NO!” the four shouted, all of them trying to hold onto the little creature at the same time.

Kaiba stood and snatched the fur ball out of the girls arms in one fluid motion. “Stop it. No one but me will watch over this - this thing. Now get out! There’s nothing to see. Get! Scram!”

There were moans and groans and sighs. They wanted to stay but they couldn’t argue with Kaiba. He was the captain. Okay, he wasn’t the captain but - he wasn’t in charge!

The four girls figured this out and ran back into the room tackling Kaiba. Unfortunately, it was at that time Kaiba had just got a message from the walky talky thingy mabob from Serenity about staying longer.

“I think it’s a bad idea, but sure. You can stay,” Kaiba said into the walky talky thingy mabob, before the girls reached him. All five of them landed on the ground with a thud. “Get off of me!” He clicked the walky talky thing off and shoved the girls off of him, losing his grip on the fur ball in the process.

The girls were to slow to get to the cute ball of fluff in time, and Kaiba couldn’t get up before Yugi ran in and grabbed the thing. Shouting with glee, the little boy took off down the hallways with the fur ball leaving them all behind.

“He’s going to eat it!” Tea cried.

“He’s going to dissect it!” Ishizu whimpered.

“He’s going to squish it by running into a wall with it!” Reem sniffled.

“Is it a boy?” Diana questioned, still pondering this question.

Kaiba rolled his eyes and stood up. “I don’t know about you four, but I’m going to get that fur ball back no matter what the cost.”

Yugi poked the fur ball again and a small squeak could be heard. He wasn’t hurting the little creature, it just squeaked every time it was poked. Then it went back to purring.

The boy could hear constant footsteps and voices outside the room, but so far noone had come in to see if he was hiding here. ‘Here’ was the only place the crew would not think to look in. The bathroom. Of course, Yugi had a secret weapon. Every time someone came in to use the restroom he would make a noise that sounded like a fart and the people would run out screaming. It worked like a charm.

After making the noise of an unusually long fart and hearing the guy run off, he looked back at the fur ball. “Flopsy, you alright?” He pet the things head, or at least that’s what he thought it was, and the creature emitted a strained noise.

“Hellooo?”

Yugi quickly put his hand to his mouth and made another farting noise. However, there were no noises of someone scuttling or anything for that matter.

“Dammit! I know someone’s here. Answer!”

Yugi poked his head out of the stall and looked around. No one was there. He looked underneath the his stall to see if he could see any feet. No one. “.....Hello?”

“Finally! Get me out of here!”

Yugi put ‘Flopsy’ on the ground in a pile of tissue paper just to make sure they wouldn’t be able to see it. He then walked out of the stall and into the open. “Where are you?”

“The second to last stall!”

“Okay, I’m coming.” Yugi skipped happily to the stall and opened it. No one was there. Perplexed, he looked back out into the open wondering if the person was just joking. “I don’t see you.”

“Down here you dolt!”

Yugi turned around toward the toilet and looked down. His eyes widened with shock and he let out a terrified scream. For there, in the toilet was a head! A human head! “GHOST!”

The head rolled his eyes and struggled again. “Just help me out! I’ve been stuck in her for forever it seems.”

Yugi paused and turned toward the head again. “Wait, I know you! You were that ghost that helped me out of that cage when I first got here! Baruna? Bakena? Bakana? Baka?”

“It’s Bakura!” the ghost cried angrily. “Now help me out! Then we’ll be even.”

“If you’re a ghost, then why are you stuck in a toilet?” Yugi questioned, bringing his finger up to his chin in thought. “I thought you could go through walls and what not.”

“Don’t ask me how the ghostly things work!” Bakura yelped. “Just get me out!”

“I don’t know how,” Yugi said bluntly. “I can’t touch you so how can I get you out?” A sudden thought came to him and he smiled brightly. “I know! I’ll just flush the toilet!”

Bakura’s eyes widened to the size of saucers. “No! Don’t! STOP!”

To late. Yugi flushed the toilet and waved to the spirit as he disappeared down the drain. “Bye-bye,” he said smiling. Humming to himself, happy at the fact he helped someone get ‘unstuck’, he walked over to the stall he had left Flopsy at.

Yugi gasped. “Flopsy!” he whispered in shock. “You - you had babies!”

To Be Continued!

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Yeah, sucky, huh? Like I said I’m in a slump and I rushed through it! Hopefully I’ll get the next chapter done soon. Really soon.

Preview for things to come: How did Yami, Mai, Joey, and Serenity get in so much trouble that they are going to get executed? Where did AMK go? What exactly is Flopsy and why did it have babies? Will Kaiba find Flopsy before the fluffy obsessed girls, Diana, Ishizu, Reem, and Tea get it? Will Yugi eat the little thing? What’s going to happen to Bakura? And just what happened to Zinzibar 1 through 11? Find out in the next chapter! ....maybe .....

Thanks! *hugs*