Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Summer Cruise? SWEET! ❯ Four ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter Four

 

Joanna: I'm updating a lot today O_O

Disclaimer: That's just because you're bored.

Joanna: Not true.

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Joanna: No.

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Disclaimer: Ye—

Joanna: *clamps hand on his mouth* I don't own Yugioh, so get on with the fic!

Disclaimer: *mumbling about stupid authoresses*

 

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Previously…

 

Yugi: Drag any girl of your choice into the bathroom and make out with her for 5 minutes.

Malik: ……Like who?

Yugi: Any girl.

Malik: *closes eyes and spins around in a circle with his arm pointing outward…and his finger lands on….

 

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TEA!

 

Malik: *goggling* I'm not making out with her.

 

Yugi: *giggles* Yes you are. *unties Tea so that she lands on the airplane floor, head first*

 

Tea: Ouch! Yugi, that was not a nice thing to do!

 

Raphael: *picks up Malik in one hand and Tea in another and shoves them into the smallest bathroom*

 

Malik: *from inside bathroom, banging on the door* MARIK!!! HELP ME!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!! HELP!!

 

Flight attendant number one: *passing by* Do you need help young man?

 

Duke: Oh, no. He's fine. *snickers*

 

Flight attendant number two: Oh, ok, if you say so.

 

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Inside the stuffed and cramped bathroom

 

Tea: Give it a rest Malik. They're not going to save you.

 

Malik: HELP!!!

 

Tea: I know! Let's sing `I Love You' together to pass the time!

 

Malik: HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

 

Tea: I love you…you love me….

 

Malik: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

 

Tea: *skipping verses because she doesn't know the whole song o.0* With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you…

 

Malik: *stopped screaming because he's lost his voice*

 

Tea: Won't you say you love me to?

 

Malik: >.> V.V <.< ^.^ >.> (a/n come on, put the smilies together…what do you get? 100 cupcakes for whoever guesses!)

 

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Outside the bathroom

 

Everyone has their ears pressed against the door to try to hear what was happening.

 

Terra: I think Tea just said `I love you' to Malik!

 

Tristan: He didn't say anything back…or maybe he said it so quietly, we couldn't hear!

 

Mai: Awww, that's so cute! Tea and Malik make such a good couple! ^_^

 

Mokuba: (who seems to be the official timer o.0) Ok guys, that was 5 minutes! Nii-sama, you can take off your pink clothes now.

 

Seto: FINALLY! *runs into another bathroom and comes out with his regular clothes, except for the trench coat*

 

Malik: *charges out of the bathroom and hides behind Marik*

 

Marik: What'd she do to you? *trying not to laugh*

 

Malik: Sh-sh-she sang.

 

Rest of the gang except for Tea and Malik: Oooooh. That song.

 

Malik: *squeaks* Hide me…

 

The game went on for some time, until everyone either stopped playing because they were bored, sleeping, or watching TV.

 

Bakura: *headphones on* HAHAHAHAH!!! EVERYONE LOVES RAYMOND IS HISTERICAL!!

 

Everyone else: O_O

 

Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Ryou: Um…Yami?

 

Bakura: Shut up, I'm trying to watch TV.

 

Ryou: *pokes Bakura* But…um…you're being a bit loud.

 

Bakura: I SAID SHUT UP!

 

Ryou: EEP! Ok, ok…

 

Bakura: AHHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

Everyone else: @_@

 

Bakura: *stops laughing when the show is over. He looks around to see everyone staring at him.* What?

 

Yami: Nice to see you enjoy something other than having sex with your mother.

 

Bakura: *very menacing* Say that again. I dare it.

 

Yami: Get it in your head! You. Fuck. Your. MOTHER.

 

Bakura: *snarls then starts punching every part of Yami he could find*

 

Joey: Dink we should help?

 

Tea: WE MUST STOP THEM! They will---

 

Allister: *ties her up and hangs her from the ceiling again*

 

Dartz: Thank you, my child.

 

Allister: No problem, master.

 

Duke: Hm…my money's on Bakura.

 

Yugi: GO YAMI!

 

Kat: *to Yami* Get off my man. Everyone knows you're gay and all, but that doesn't mean you have to take mine.

 

Yami: WHAT? *tackles Kat*

 

Aeris: *strides over, picks up Yami, and punches him straight back to his own chair in the front*

 

Yami: *bruises all over* Owwww…

 

Aeris: And stay there.

 

The rest of the plane trip was pretty uneventful, unless you count that Duke barfed a few more times….Finally, the plane landed, and everyone was very eager to get off.

 

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Joanna: Next chapter, they're on the ship! RXR please! You know, I was on a flight once, and I think it was Continental Airlines…anyways, they had those little mini TVs attached to the chair in front of you for personal use. The only thing they had besides `relaxing' exercises and boring music was `Everyone Loves Raymond' and `Two and a Half Men.' If you ask me, they could've done better, though `Everyone Loves Raymond' was okay…