Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Summer Cruise? SWEET! ❯ Five ( Chapter 5 )

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Chapter Five

Joanna: I got a laptop! *does happy dance*

Disclaimer: o_O

Joanna: What? I'm happy!

Disclaimer: Whatever…she doesn't own, so don't sue.

Joanna: ON WITH THE FIC!

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After the plane had landed in Los Angeles and everyone had gotten their luggage, they made their way out of the airport, but not before Seto bought a map. See, they had to drive the rest of the way to the Californian coast to board the cruise ship.

Seto: Ok, the ship leaves at 9:30 PM, and it's 5:00 now. We should have plenty of time to get there.

Yugi: Ok Kaiba.

Bakura: You want to take out that van now, so we can get going?

Seto: Ok, ok. *takes out the inflatable van, and everyone climbs inside*

Tea: The van reminds me of friendship!

Yami: Shut. Up.

Tea: Yami reminds me of friendship!

Yami: *growl*

Seto: NO BLOOD! I MEAN IT!

Tea: Kaiba reminds me of friendship!

Marik: SHUT UP!

Tea: Marik reminds me of friendship!

Allister: Let's tie her up and sling her on the roof!

Seto: NO. I could get arrested for that.

Dartz: Ok then. Let's just tie her up and stash her in the waaaaaaaay back.

Raphael: Yes, master. *ties Tea up*

Tea: Is this a game?

Malik: *stuffs gag in her mouth*

Bakura: *throws Tea into the back with a lot of force*

Seto: Someone want to take this map? I can't hold it and drive at the same time.

Marik: Ooh. Almighty priest can't multitask!

Seto: I'm not a priest! Now shut up, get over here, and hold the map for me. Which way?

Marik: *sits in front seat* Um…let's see here…Ok, we take the first right over here.

Seto: Are you sure?

Marik: *innocent look* Would I lie?

Seto: Yes.

Marik: Yeah well, take a left here, then go up onto the highway.

Seto: *takes a left then goes up onto the highway*

Marik: Keep going. We should be there in about two hours.

Valon: You sure you know how to read a map, mate?

Marik: Yes.

Valon: Just making sure. ^-^

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Two Hours Later, at 7:00

Seto: Marik.

Marik: *snoring*

Seto: MARIK.

Marik: *snoring*

Seto: *reaches over and pokes Marik* WAKE UP!

Marik: *jerks awake* Huh? What? Ten more minutes, Mommy.

Seto: *sweat drop* Marik, are you sure you read the map right? I don't see an exit any time soon, and it's been two hours already.

Marik: You didn't count right. Of course, I know I read the map right.

Seto: *talking slow so that Marik would understand him* Marik, we started out at 5:00, now it's 7:00. That's two hours.

Marik: It is? *counts on fingers* 5…7…2…Ah-HAH! Kaiba you DID count wrong! It's only been one hour!

Yugi: Can you count?

Marik: Yep! See? I'll count to 10 to prove it! 3, 9, 5, 7, 2, 4, 1, 8, 6, 10!

Everyone else: *sweat drop*

Seto: Whatever. It's been two hours, and I don't see any exit. Yami!

Yami: *snoring in the back*

Seto: YAMI!

Yami: *snoring*

Seto: Grr…somebody poke him.

Mokuba: *pokes Yami*

Yami: *snores on*

Mokuba: *pokes more*

Yami: *snores louder*

Mokuba: *gets out bull horn* WAKE UP!

Yami: Wha?? Huh?? GUARDS! SEIZE THE INTRUDER!

Bakura: You're not in Egypt anymore Pharaoh.

Yami: *looks around* Awww…

Seto: Yami, read this map for me. Where can we exit?

Yami: Do it yourself.

Seto: I'm driving!

Yami: *grumbles* Fine, fine. *takes map from Marik* MARIK! YOU BASTARD!

Marik: What did I do?

Yami: THE MAP IS UPSIDE DOWN!

Marik: No it isn't!

Yami: Idiot! The words are upside down! You'd think if the words are upside down, the map would be too!

Marik: Ooh…I didn't know that!

Everyone else: O_O

Marik: What? I never went to school!

Seto: Now how're we supposed to get back?

Yami: TURN AROUND!!!

Seto: *drives so fast that everyone was thrown to the back of the van*

Aeris: *laughing manically* Faster! Faster!!!

Seto: OH SHIT!

Yugi: What? What? What?!

Seto: Police behind us.

Tea: Police remind me of friendship!

Terra: Thought we tied her up…

Joey: We did.

Tristan: She must've gotten untied. *ties her up again*

Bakura: OUT DRIVE THE POLICE, KAIBA!! FASTER!!!!

Seto: *puts the petal to the metal*

Police: *waaaaaaaay behind*

Seto: *checks watch* It's almost 8:00! Only an hour and a half until the ship takes off!

Valon: FASTER!!

Seto: I'm trying! I'm trying!

Van: *bumps over something on the ground, then stops, then sags down on one side*

Everyone: *thrown forward from the sudden stop*

Ryou: What happened?

Seto: I dunno. I'm gonna check it out.

Raphael: Hurry up, the police might catch up.

Seto: *outside* Oh, CRAP!

Mai: What? What happened?

Seto: Flat tire!

Allister: Quick, quick, quick! Grab a spare tire someone!

Yugi: *reaches under seat and hands it to Seto out of the window*

Seto: I NEED THE REST OF THE TOOLS!!

Police: *catching up*

Joey: *hands the rest of the tools out* Hurry up, moneybags!

Seto: I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying, mutt. *changes tire at top speed*

Police #1: *finally there* Excuse me, but are you the owner of this vehicle?

Tristan: We're busted…

Seto: *gulp* Yes.

Police dude #2: Oh, good. Then perhaps you can help us?

Seto: o_O Ok.

Police dude #3: We saw a van just like yours speeding along. Did they pass you?

Seto: *thinking* Are they that stupid? Wait…maybe they are. *outloud* Yes, officer. They sped right past us. We thought that we would be run off the road!

Police dude #1: Ok, thanks! *gets into car*

Police dude #2+3: *follow him into their own cars and they all drive away*

Joey: Man, de're even stupider dan me!

Everyone else: o_O

Joey: Wait…dat didn't come out right.

Everyone else: -_-`

Seto: *gets back into van and drives away again*

Yugi: Whew! That was close!

Yami: Damn right.

Ryou: Anyone have the time? I lost my watch.

Seto: *checks car clock* )#($*%&)#(*$&%)#($*%&

Ishizu: *covers Mokuba's ears* LANGUAGE!

Seto: Shut up, but it's 8:30! The ship leaves in an hour and a half!

Bakura: Then what are you waiting for? Step on it!

Seto: The car's out of gas…

Everyone else: *anime fall*

Malik: *grabs his gasoline tank that he had in his suitcase* Is this enough?

Seto: Yeah…why'd you have gas in your suitcase anyway?

Malik: I wanted to blow up the bitch.

Tea: Where doggy? Where doggy?

Kat: O_O Didn't we tie her up two times? *ties Tea up again*

Seto: *refills car tank* Wait, it isn't enough! We need more!

Bakura and Marik: We'll be right back. *POOF into the Shadow Realm*

Terra: Where'd they go?

Ryou and Malik: Shadow Realm.

Bakura and Marik: *POOF back with two big gasoline tanks each*

Mai: Where'd you get that?

Bakura: The Shadow Realm has an endless supply…

Allister: o_O Ok…

Marik: *fills car tank even more* That enough?

Kaiba: Yep. *takes off with Marik still outside on the rode*

Marik: HEY! WAIT!!! *runs after the van*

Malik: Um…Kaiba?

Seto: What? I'm driving, don't talk to me.

Malik: You left my Yami behind…

Seto: *curses real bad and then stops the van*

Marik: *catches up a few moments later* Why *pant* Couldn't *gasp* You wait *choke* For *collapse on the ground* Me?

Malik: *drags Marik in and then shuts van door*

Seto: It's 9:00! Only half an hour left before the ship leaves!!

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Joanna: Will they make it on time? You never know…they might have to jump into the water to swim after the ship you know…READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!