Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Summer Cruise? SWEET! ❯ Seven ( Chapter 7 )

Chapter Seven

 

Joanna: *arms go up, zombie-style* I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!! ^^; Sorry for the lack of updates, what with school and all, but thanks to Sonja, I'm back on track.

Disclaimer: YOU'RE ALIVE?! NOOOOOOO!!!

Joanna: *whacks him across the head* You got a line. Say it.

Disclaimer: *rubs head* Ow…does she LOOK like Kazuki Takahashi? I didn't think so…

 

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7:00 AM

 

Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

 

Everyone else: *wakes up* Huh? Whoozat? Wassgoinon?

 

Yami: GAH! ARGH! NO! GET IT OFF!

 

Kat: *in her room, sniggering*

 

Terra: What did you do?

 

Kat: Oh, nothing. *whistles innocently*

 

Yami: *stumbles into the hall* GET IT OFF!! I CAN'T BREATHE!! HELP!!!

 

Random Ship Steward: AAAAAAAAAH!!! *runs in opposite direction, crashes into wall, and then passes out*

 

Yami: *running in circles*

 

Everyone else, except for Yugi who's still sleeping because he can't hear due to the cotton in his ears, and Mai who was in the bathroom: *standing in the hall in their PJs staring at Yami*

 

Yami: WHERE'S THE BATHROOM???

 

Marik: *light bulb clicks on over his head* Over here! *Guides/pushes Yami in the general direction*

 

Yami: WHERE??? I CAN'T SEE!! HELP!!!

 

Marik: Right here. *Pushes Yami into the girls' bathroom*

 

Yami: Never thought I'd say this, but THANK YOU!!!! *rushes into the sink and starts scrubbing his face*

 

Mai, who was the only one that wasn't in the hall staring at Yami, was in the bathroom doing her daily routine of putting her makeup. This usually took about an hour, so she had woken about half an hour earlier than everyone else. She was busy putting some mascara when a whipped-cream Yami busted in the door.

 

Mai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *earsplitting scream*

 

Yami: *still scrubbing his face* Mai, was that you?

 

Mai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? GET YOUR ASS OUT!

 

Yami: This is the men's room! Get yourself out!

 

Mai: THIS IS THE WOMEN'S ROOM, IDIOT! GET OUT!

 

Yami's face was still half washed. His face was still covered in cream, except for his eyes, nose, and mouth. He resembled something like a mask.

 

Yami: *looks up* What do you mean?

 

Mai: *wrenches open bathroom door and shows him the BIG sign that says `WOMEN'* SEE?

 

Yami: *blink blink*

 

Mai: GET OUT! GET OUT!!! *kicks Yami out*

 

Yami: *sitting on the carpet in the hall, rubbing his butt* Owwww…

 

Everyone else: *takes a look at Yami* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

 

Yami: Who did it? WHO DID IT? I AM THE PHARAOH OF EGYPT, AND I DEMAND THE CULPRIT TO COME FORTH!

 

Bakura: News flash: We're in the 21st century…not 5000 years ago.

 

Yami: YOU DID IT! I KNOW YOU DID!

 

Bakura: Get a hold of yourself. Of course I didn't.

 

Yami: *has completely lost it* YES YOU DID!!! YOUR GUILT SHOWS!! GUARDS!! GUARDS!! TAKE HIM AWAY!! AWAY, I SAY!!

 

Marik: -_-` THIS IS NOT EGYPT, YOU BAKA PHARAOH!

 

Yami: THE GODS WILL SUPPORT ME! PEOPLE THAT BETRAY YOUR ALL-MIGHTY PHARAOH SHALL PAY!!! RA! TAKE HIM AWAY!!

 

Marik and Bakura: THIS IS NOT EGYPT!

 

Yami: RA! ANSWER ME! TAKE THOSE TWO AWAY!

 

Everyone: -_- o_O O_o O_O

 

Marik: All right, I give up. Let the lunatic think what he wants.

 

Yami: RA! WHERE ARE YOU?! I AM PHARAOH, YOU OBEY ME!

 

Thunder is heard…Lightning is seen.

 

Ra: *voice is thundering, though he isn't seen* You dare call on me? You dare order me? You dare have me at your disposal? I AM A GOD, DAMMIT! THE GOD OF ALL GODS! I HAVE BEEN IN POWER EVER SINCE THE FIRST HUMANS CRAWLED OUT OF THE MUD! I HAVE BEEN AN ALL MIGHTY GOD BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO ORDER ME?!?!

 

Yami: *squeaks* BUT I AM PHAROAH! ALL WILL OBEY ME!!!

 

Ra: *shoots lightning at Yami's hair*

 

Yami: *feels his hair* O_O THE POINTS ARE GONE!

 

Ra: WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR HAIR? APOLOGIZE, YOU WORTHLESS MORTAL!

 

Yami: I'm not a mortal…I'm 5000 years old remember?

 

Ra: I'M OLDER. NOW APOLOGIZE!

 

Yami: O_O I prostrate myself, no grovel in front of your mighty presence!

 

Ra: *disappears*

 

Rest of cast: *blink* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Yami: *rocking back and forth in a very disturbing way*

 

Yugi *finally wakes up and hops into the hall because he can't walk due to the fact that Bakura had bound his legs*: Yami? Are…you ok?

 

Yami: *mumbling* Pink cucumbers…puppies…Laundromat….purple dolphins…

 

Yugi: o_O Yami?

 

Yami: Wires…cubes…pens…toes…envelopes…

 

Yugi: *drags Yami back into their room to console him*

 

Mai: *walks out of bathroom with perfect makeup on* Well, it's 7:30 now. Anyone up for an early breakfast?

 

Tea: Of course my friends! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! It contains very nutritional ingredients and healthy vitamins! Breakfast gives you energy! Energy helps you think! Thinking makes you think of friendship! Friendship is good!

 

Kat: You realize that whatever we talk about, Tea always manages to get friendship out of it? Like, say if we're talking about crap. She's gonna come up with some shitty speech about how crap comes from animals, and how animals are nice, and nice animals remind her of friendship…

 

Allister: Crap is brown, nasty, squishy, and smells bad.

 

Joey: How would you know if it was squishy? You touched it before?

 

Allister: Er…dog poop…I forgot the plastic bag, so I had to use my hands.

 

Everyone else: >o<

 

Allister: Hey, it's not MY fault Dartz likes Fifi so much…

 

Everyone: FIFI?!

 

Allister: Long story ~.~

 

Tea: Poop comes from nice animals and nice people! Nice people are always nice, like you my friends! Nice people are friendshipy! People and animals are both nice! Nice animals are friendshipy!

 

Kat: See what I mean?

 

Serenity: Big Brother, I'm hungry. Can we please go eat now?

 

Tristan: Of course Serenity!

 

Joey: Last time I checked, I was her big bro, not you.

 

Tristan: Whatever. BREAKFAST BUFFET, HERE WE COME! *drags Serenity off…then comes back* I have no idea where I'm going…

 

Raphael: *consults the handy-dandy map on the wall* There's a restaurant nearby with an all you can eat breakfast buffet.

 

Duke: So…where is it?

 

Raphael: Nearby.

 

Duke: -_- I know that. But WHERE nearby?

 

Raphael: Um…we take that staircase. *points* We go up for five levels, then we walk down a few halls, and it should be right there.

 

Mokuba: That far? I thought you said it was nearby…

 

Raphael: ^_^ Well the staircase that leads to it is nearby!

 

Everyone else: *anime fall*

 

Valon: *checks map* Dude, there's a restaurant right around the corner.

 

Raphael: I was looking at that one! We have to walk those staircases first!

 

Valon: *whacks Raphael on the head* Baka…those `stairs' you see are HALLWAYS.

 

Raphael: *inspects the map again* OOOH! I get it! ^_^

 

Everyone: *anime falls again*

 

Joey and Tristan: BREAKFAST!!!!! *charges down the hall*

 

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Joanna: And that's where I'll end it ^^