Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor: YuGiOh! ❯ Gasp! I'm in a Tribe With TEA!!! ( Chapter 1 )

Survivor: YuGiOh

Chapter 1: Gasp! I'm in a Tribe With TEA!!!

Aleuwolf: Yay!!!! Survivor and YuGiOh ROCKS!!!! ^_^

Snowfang: -_- What do I care?

Aleuwolf: You should!

Snowfang: What if I don't?

Aleuwolf: Then, um, I'll have to do something REALLY REALLY bad!

Snowfang: -_-;; This from the top student in our grade...

Aleuwolf: Just read the fic and be happy, OK???

Snowfang: I'll read the fic, but I won't be happy about it.

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*Everyone is in boats heading down the Nile River in Egypt*

Yugi: I can't believe we're actually gonna be on Survivor! ^_^

Yami: In Egypt!

Joey: I can't wait 'till we start!

Kaiba: -_- You guys are a bunch of {omitted}

Tea: Can't we all just be friends?

Everyone: *death glares*

Kaiba: I sure hope I'm not in HER tribe...

*Everyone arrives at the river bank where the Host-guy is standing*

Host: ^_^ Welcome to Survivor: YuGiOh! It will be held here, in Egypt, if you don't know!

Yami: I think the Nile, sand, pyramids, heat and Great Sphinx were good clues.

Host: ^_^ You've been divided into two tribes.

Yami: I pity the tribe with Tea...

Host: ^_^ The tribes are divided to your temperaments. For instance, if you are mainly evil, you will be put in the evil tribe, and if you are mainly good, you will be put in the good tribe.

Bakura: FOR THE LOVE OF RA! WILL YOU STOP SMILING??????

Host: ^_^ Here's a list of the tribes. *gives everyone a list*

GOOD TRIBE:

Yugi

Yami

Joey

Ryou

Tristan

Mokuba

Mai

Serenity

EVIL TRIBE:

Marik

Malik

Bakura

Kaiba

Tea

Rishid *Odion for all you dub people*

Pegasus

Bandit Keith

Evil Tribe: O_O

Tea: I'll make us all be friends before we leave the contest ends ^_^

Bakura: OH DEAR RA NO!!!!

Tea: How are we supposed to be friends when you keep shouting like that?

Bakura: SOMEONE HELP!!!!!

Yami: Better you than us! ^_^

Host: ^_^ Well, you seem to be getting along well! The good tribe will be on THAT side of the Nile, *points to the side opposite him* And the evil tribe will stay here so I can check up on your behavior.

Evil Tribe: WHAT??? WE CAN'T EVEN TORTURE THE GOOD TRIBE???

Host: ^_^ Sorry, I can't change the rules!

Bakura: WHY YOU {omitted!!!!!

Host: ^_^ Language, Bakura!

Bakura: IT'S THE HOST FROM HECK!!!!

Host: ^_^ No, I'm from North Carolina.

Bakura: OH GREAT!!! OUR HOST'S THE DEVIL HIMSELF!!!

Host: ^_^ The good tribe's color is blue, and the evil tribe's color is red.

Yami: Why is it whenever I duel, I ALWAYS get the blue side? -_-

Joey: Luck?

Yami: -_-;; Whatever.

Host: ^_^ Now, good tribe...

Marik: Can I break your neck?

Host: ^_^ That wouldn't be a very good idea.

Yami: -_-;; Will you stop smiling?

Host: ^_^ Nope!

Yami: *whispering to Yugi* Watch this. *shouts to Host* Hey! Host Guy! I just heard your mother got run over by a truck!

Host: ^_^ Thank you for sharing! Have a nice day!

Everyone: O_O *anime fall*

Host: Now, good tribe, boat over to your side of the river.

Mai: Whatever. *filing nails* As long as I'M not rowing.

*All boat to the other side of the river*

Host: ^_^ Remember, the first ummunity challenge is coming up soon!

Bakura: *sneaks up and slits the Host's arm with a knife*

Host: ^_^ Thank you Bakura, for taking the time to show you notice me by making me bleed to death.

Bakura: O.O You frighten me.

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Aleuwolf: Please don't flame me.

Jordan: Speaking of flames, where's Snow?

Aleuwolf: -_-;; Last I saw her, she was at the beer counter getting something to drink...

Snowfang: *stumbles in front of them, obviously drunk* *off key*

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! To the world of YuGiOh!

Into the world we go, oh, oh, oh, oh....

*walks off*

Jordan: She needs mental help.

Snowfang: *stumbles in front of them again* Face Up! Face Down! Attack or Defend! Face Up! Face...

Aleuwolf: -_-;;; Please review