Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor: YuGiOh! ❯ Day 1: No Matches and People Get Drunk ( Chapter 2 )

Survivor: YuGiOh

Day 1: No Matches and People Get Drunk

Aleuwolf: Chapter 2 Now!!!!!

Snowfang: *still drunk* Your Move! It's time to duel and there's no backing down! The Heart of the Cards is where magic is found! We've played this game before! But never...

*stumbles away*

Melissa: O.o Uh...

Aleuwolf: Too much beer.

Stephwolf: She NEEDS mental help...

Aleuwolf: That's what Jordan said.

Stephwolf: WHAT??? IS HE STILL HANGING AROUND????

Aleuwolf: Yeah, he's been around since YuGiOh Sports Day.

Melissa: *sighs* -_- On with the fic...

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~Evil Tribe: Day 1~

Tea: Let's all be friends! ^_^

Marik: Can I break her neck?

Malik: I wish you could, but Aleu doesn't want to have to raise the ratings to PG-13.

Marik: Can I break her neck later?

Malik: Aleu won't let you...

Bakura: Can I send her to the Shadow Realm?

Malik: -_-;; Between you and my yami, I'll have grey hair before this is over.

Bakura: Well, your hairs getting there...

Malik: -_-;;

~Good Tribe: Day 1~

Mai: This is REPULSIVE!!!! We're actually supposed to SLEEP out here??? With no TENT???

Yami: How you got on the Good Tribe is beyond me...

Serenity: Shouldn't we be gathering wood for fires?

Joey: Right you are sis! Let's go!

*Both leave to get firewood*

Ryou: So, how long are we supposed to be out here for?

Yugi: 36 days, I never miss this show at home!

Ryou: THIRTY SIX DAYS???

Yugi: Yup! ^_^

Ryou: I only packed enough for 20 days!

Yugi: We can all share!

Ryou: -_-;; You're starting to sound dangerously like Tea...

Yugi: O.O Oh Ra! I hope not! I was just suggesting we live off each other's strengths!

Ryou: Fine. Who brought matches? We should check we have what we need when it gets cold in the afternoon.

Yugi: I didn't. Did you Yami?

Yami: No... How about you Mai?

Mai: Afraid not. Maybe Tristan?

Tristan: Nope! But I have my Great Outdoors Survival Guide!!!

Yugi: -_-;; Can we burn it?

Tristan: No, we don't have any matches. Did Joey?...

Joey: Did Joey what? *comes up behind them with firewood*

Tristan: Did you bring matches?

Joey: Was I supposed to? Hey, Serenity...

Serenity: Sorry Joey, I didn't pack matches either. Mokuba, did you...

Mokuba: WAAAA!!! I WANT SETO! BRING HIM HERE NOW!

Serenity: -_-;; Never mind...

Yugi: So, NO ONE brought matches???

Everyone: O.O Uh oh...

~Evil Tribe: Day 1~

Bakura: It's starting to get dark and cold, who packed matches?

Everyone: O.O We were supposed to bring matches???

Bakura: -_-;; Never mind, alcohol warms me up better anyway... *Grabs a bottle of alcohol*

Everyone: *stares and drools*

Pegasus: *eye twitching* Must... have... wine... or... other... alcohol...

Marik: Hey Bakura, could you possibly?...

Bakura: *grabs his backpack* Help yourselves! *opens it up to reveal that all that is in it are fifty bottles of alcohol*

Everyone But Tea Who is Hanging Upside-down on a Tree: ^_^ *grabs alcohol*

@Five Minutes Later@

Everyone: *drunk* TIME 2 DUEL! NOW WE GET SERIOUS! TIME 2 DUEL! YOU'RE NOT INVICIBLE YEEEEEEEEEEET...

@Two Minutes Later@

Everyone: *still drunk* TIME 2 DUEL! SIGHTS SET ON PEGASUS...

Pegasus: *drunk* Why meeeee?

Everyone: TIME 2 DUEL! MUST BE DELARIOUS...

~Good Tribe: Day 1~

Mokuba: WAAA!!! I STILL WANT SETO!!!

Ryou: Oh Ra, make him stop!

Yami: Maybe we should all go to bed... *turns to homemade shelter*

Everyone: Yeah... *gets into the shelter and sleeps*

~Evil Tribe: Day 2, 1:00 AM~

Everyone: *still drunk* I GOT DUUUUUUEL MADNESS! IIIIIIINNN MY BRAIN! MOOOOONSTER INFLUENCE! IIIINNNN MY VEINS!!! DUUUUUUUEL MADDNESS!

Kaiba: *drunk* Summon the Dragon! Blue Eyes White!

Malik: *drunk* Bring in the Swords of Revealing Light!

Pegasus: *drunk* SICK-A-POW! SICK-A-POW! SICK-A-SICK-A-POW-POW!!!!

Bandit Keith: *drunk* WANNA DO! WANNA DO! WHAT I WANNA WANNA DO!!!

Everyone: *still drunk* DUUUUUUUEL MADNESS...

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Aleuwolf: Hehe...

Jordan: Your laugh is creepy.

Snowfang: *stumbles around, still drunk* No matter what! Let the game begin! No matter what! May the best man win! No matter...

Everyone: O.o

Melissa: -_-;; I'd better get her into mental therapy...

Aleuwolf: -_-;; That would be a good idea. Here's another one, REVIEW!!!

Snowfang: Face up! Face down! Attack or...