Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Teasing Games ❯ Hide and Go Seek ( Chapter 11 )

Title: Teasing Games

Author: Dvorak

Email: DvorakLv@aol.com
Rating: NC17
Pairing(s): Seto/Jou - Yami/Yugi - Bakura/Ryou - Marik/Malik
Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters. If I did I wouldn't be writing about them.

Summary: Mokuba tricks Seto into throwing a party for New Years at the mansion. Little does he know that it's a setup to get Jou and him together. Naughty games are mingled with `innocent' fun to trick the two. Will the teasing work?

Chapter Eleven - Hide and Go Seek

As soon as Jou was dressed, he ran to the game area where the others were seated. Suddenly, Kaiba came with a pissed off look on his face. Jounouchi stepped back, hoping he wasn't too mad. "Where the hell is that damn whore who left me with a stiff cock?!" Kaiba yelled. Mentally, he realized what he had just said, but paid it no mind.

"Oh he left you, Kaiba?" Yugi asked.

"Yes he did! I get the best blow I've ever had and he just gets up and
leaves!"

All eyes secretly turned to Jou, then everyone in the room laughed and snickered. Even though Jou was the cause, Kaiba thought it was aimed towards him.) "What the hell is so funny?" Everyone stopped laughing, and Yugi took the opportunity presented to him - a horny Kaiba! "Ok next game!"

"Right now?" Jou asked.

"Yes now. We are all going to play hide and go seek, but it's with partners."

"Sounds cool." Malik winked at Marik, knowing they might have some time alone. The other couples felt the same way - except for the odd pair.

"Uh, Yug, I hate to be a party pooper," Jou began. "But I don't think this is the best time to be alone with Kaiba right now." He whispered this last part into the small boy's ear.

"Trust me on this Jou, I know what I'm doing," he said, and patted the blonde on the back. "Ok guys, this house is huge, so there should be plenty of places to hide. Only downstairs though, Yami and I don't want to be looking for you guys all night. Ready? You have five minutes to find a spot." Everyone took their places, partner in hand. "GO!"

The couples started looking for places to hide. Jou was deep in thought as Kaiba led them around. 'Man, if I wanted Kaiba as a partner, it would be perfect. He must know this house front to back. But then again, I know how I left him in that room so having a good partner is the worst possible scenario... This wouldn't be the best time to be stuck alone with him - or would it?' The blonde's thought process was suddenly interrupted.

"OMG I am so fucking horny."

"What?" Jou asked. Kaiba realized what he had said, and that he'd said it aloud. 'Where did that come from?' he thought, looking down at the front of the CEO's pants. "Oh."

"Sorry, it kinda slipped out."

"I don't blame you." They both were surprised by the softness in Jou's voice. Kaiba stopped in front of a large plant, and the blonde suspected something was up. "What is it?"

Kaiba motioned around the plant and Jou could see a thin door. It was a closet. "Follow me."

"Wow, what's this here for?" they both entered the dark room and he noticed there wasn't any light. 'Oh not again,' Jou thought.

"It's for storage for linens."

Jou was impressed. "Man, you sure know how to pick 'em." They settled down into the expensive, yet comfortable fabrics. "They'll never find us."

Kaiba thought about the situation. Alone, in a dark, spacious closet, surrounded by his best sheets and blankets, his affection not three feet away from him. Seto could just envision Jou laying down, relaxing, and waiting for him to make a move. It was bad luck that he hadn't had any time to recover from earlier, and he knew if he didn't participate in this game, he would get an ironic phone call from his little brother, reminding him of his blackmail.

"So, tell me about yourself." Jou finally had the balls to ask.

"Hmmm, you act as if we have never met before and this was a blind date."

"Maybe it would be better if it was." Jounouchi didn't like how he had described the situation, so he elaborated. "What I mean is we wouldn't be fighting. It's like starting over."

'Us?' Kaiba thought. "So what is it that you want to know?" Kaiba said and tried to look at the dark figure. Luckily, some of the hallway light seeped through the crack so he could make out little spots from the glow.

"Uh, I don't know - favorite color. Wait, I know that one. Ummm, pet. What's your favorite pet?"

"I don't like pets."

"Animal then?"

"I don't like animals."

Jou was getting a little fed up. He was trying to pass the time by having a conversation, and the prick failed to notice. "Ok Kaiba, if you had to pick one, which would it be?"

The CEO thought for only a second before replying. "I would have to say dogs." There was a slight hint of flirtation in his voice, but Jou brushed it off.

"Alright, waddya want to know about me?" Jou took the defensive.

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The search was still continuing as Yami and Yugi managed to find Ryou's group. They had decided to hide in the kitchen so Bakura could rummage through the fridge. It wasn't long before Yugi heard loud thuds as the frozen items tumbled out of the overstuffed freezer. Bakura's story was he just wanted icecream. Ryou groaned and hit his head.

Now they needed to find Marik and Malik. Yami decided not to use his powers to cheat - well, he didn't really decide so much as Yugi forced him not to. 'Powers on, powers off, would he make up his damned mind!' Yami thought. 'Good thing we weren't linked,' Yugi thought as he looked over at his lover, who had a confused expression on his face. 'Oh no, he heard!'

"Shhhhh, I hear something!"

They continued quietly down the long hallway as Yami breathed a sigh of relief knowing that Yugi didn't suspect anything. The noise grew louder and deeper as they drew closer to their destination. In front of the four was a door that read 'Janitor's Closet.'

"Ohhhhh Marik, yes right there!" panted Malik' There was a loud crash, which sounded like broom sticks hitting the floor.

"You (grunt) are (grunt) so (grunt) fucking (grunt) tight!"

"Oh my, they're doing it! And in Kaiba's closet!" Ryou yelled.

"Kinky." Bakura commented and pulled his lover closer to him. Ryou pulled away in disgust as Yugi and Yami cringed, knowing what was on the other side.

"I think we should wait until they're done," Yugi said.

So they sat, and sat, and sat even longer, still hearing the commotion from the closet. Finally, ten minutes had passed. Yugi perked up and looked around, listening. "Do you hear that?" he asked.

"No, I don't hear anything," said Ryou.

"Exactly! Let's get them before they start again!" He rushed over with Yami and Bakura and flung the door open. What they saw was a big surprise to them - Marik and Malik stood like nothing had happened. Other than the fact that their faces were flushed, nothing looked out of order.

"Man," Ryou sighed. "I wish me and Bakura were that neat!" Yugi laughed as the couple stepped out of the closet.

"Well you found us, congratulations." Marik spoke. "But I see you haven't found the Mutt and the Stuck Up Ass. Shall we look?" Everyone turned to Yugi.

"No, that's ok. Let's just leave them alone. Knowing Kaiba's ego, they'll be there for hours thinking they've found such a good hiding place."

"Oh, so you know where they are?" Malik asked.

"Oh, no I don't. I'll just leave everything up to the happy couple and set up for the final game." The men gasped as they realized it was the end of the night already. It was going to be a sad ending to a perfect evening with friends.

"Oh there's only one more?! What is it? What is it?"

"Oh, call it the finale if you want to, but I won't tell - you just have to wait."

"But do we need any props?" Yami asked wanting to help the situation, and his small lover. He didn't know what needed to be done, and for the night to be a success, Kaiba must end up with Jounouchi.

"Well, we only need one prop to finish off everything. You still got that tape recorder Marik?" The spirit pulled out the tiny black device and smiled evilly. The others smirked as he pressed play.

It was Marik's voice in the background at the beginning. //Jounouchi. You want him right? Don't worry, only I know. // momentary pause // So, is there only one blonde for you? Is Jou the only one? // Kaiba retaliated. //Keep your hands off me! And yes there is only one blonde for me! And that isn't you! //

End of tape

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It had been quit a while since the two had started a decent conversation, and they actually had the other laughing. Neither of them knew how it had started, nor did they care. Kaiba was having the best time though...

Jou looked on at his long time crush, and thought what a nice smile he had - nice teeth to compliment his blue eyes, the way his shoulders shook when he snickered over the blonde's embarrassing moments. And the talk continued:

"Speaking of embarrassing moments, what's yours?" Jou paused when Kaiba asked this.

"You mean my most embarrassing moment? Well I have had lots of them, but one comes to mind. You must never tell though - the only person who knows about this is Yugi."

"Ok I promise." Kaiba rolled his eyes, finding it trivial. But, when he saw the seriousness in the blonde's eyes, he put out his pinky finger and played along. "I pinky swear." Jou smiled and took the offer and breathed in deeply.

"Ok, we were going to the movies this one night, me and Yug. I wanted something to eat, ya know, snacks. And the movie theaters are so damn expensive nowadays, so it's cheaper to buy food elsewhere."

"Uh huh, go on..."

"Well, there are all these vending machines in a store next to the theater. Ironic I know. So I put money in to get a few things. But then I see a crunch bar and decided to get that last. When I had it in my hand, Yugi scared me saying the movie was about to start and the candy bar fell in between the two machines. I reached and tried to get it. Once I grabbed the crunch bar, I realized I was stuck and couldn't get out! I was so embarrassed - Yugi and I ended up missing half the movie because I couldn't get out from between the two giant machines." Jou stopped when he heard Kaiba laughing.

"Man, pup, had too many crunch bars, huh?" he laughed again. Jou really didn't think it was that funny, but seeing the CEO laugh made him laugh too. They started together and couldn't stop. "Nice choice, I would have gone with the Reese's myself."

Jou started laughing harder. "I, I, I would have but," he couldn't stop laughing. "But, they were out. The guy in front of me took the last one. Can you believe that?"

They didn't stop. They couldn't stop. The tension of the evening had been building, and now all their stress was finally releasing. It wasn't that Jou's moment was so funny. It was just that the teens were very nervous and needed to relax, and right now, laughing was their only cure. When they stopped, Kaiba looked around and then to his watch. Luckily there was a small light on the expensive device so he could see.

"What is it Kaiba?" Jou asked.

"We have been in here a long time."

"No way, how long?"

"An hour."

"Man they forgot about us!" Jou knew that wasn't the case, but he didn't want Kaiba to start to think anything. Yugi was up to no good again.

"Let's go, pup." They headed out of the closet and stretched before proceeding. When they got to the living area, they spotted the rest of the gang playing poker with a lot of money, and on the other table was Kaiba's wallet.

"What the hell is going on?! I thought you guys were looking for us?"

Yugi stood up, smiling. "We did, but you guys hide too well. So, after forty minutes of searching, we gave up."

"Yeah right." Jou thought.

"Well, now that you two are here, we can start the last game." Yugi said.

"Thank God," Kaiba mentally praised as he sat on the love seat next to Jou. Everyone in the room noticed how at ease the two were with each other. Earlier, they would have been so tense and at each other's throat, but now Jou was sitting very close to the CEO. They were very cute together.

"So what's the final game?" Jou didn't seem too excited. He was actually hoping to get this night over with, and that Yugi didn't have anything else planned for them. But, three simple words crumbled that hope and everything in between.

"Truth or Dare."

TBC