Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Alternate Duel ❯ The Alternate Duel ( One-Shot )
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By: chibigokan 
Seto and Yami Yugi duel on the castle. Random humor, and slight Tea bashing.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 10.05.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 498 | Status: Completed
Seto and Yami Yugi duel on the castle. Random humor, and slight Tea bashing.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 10.05.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 498 | Status: Completed
A/N: Our second fiction. This one is about Seto and his duel with Yugi on the roof top of Pegesus's castle. If we copy anyone, sorry, it's done subconciously and we'll erase it. Yeah this is a very random, insane, stupid, fiction. So, can you review? Please.
Disclaimer: Don't own Yu Gi Oh or its characters, or anything related to it. I especially don't own these episodes.
The Alternate Duel
Yugi and his friends are on the roof of Pegasus's and watching the duel between Seto and Yami Yugi.
Seto: You know, it's kind of disturbing to see two Yugi's at the same time. And how did you grow 2 feet taller by shouting out Yu Gi Oh?
Yami: It's because of the Millennium Puzzle, stupid.
Seto: Okay, and how exactly did you get two different bodies?
Yugi: I don't know ask the tall dude.
Yami: I'm supposed to be out right now, I don't know why Yugi's out.
Yugi: I don't like being cramped in there.
Yami: What?! You have 2 more feet of space then me, and besides I have to stay in there a lot longer.
Yugi: Yeah so you should be used to it after 3000 years.
Tea: Yeah, this is an important duel, maybe you guys should start dueling.
Seto: Yugi.
Yami: What Seto, and it's Yami Yugi.
Seto: Alright Yami, then call me Seto.
Yami: Okay, Seto.
Seto: Yami.
Yami: O.O* SETO!
Seto: Yami.
Yami: *Harrumphs, (yes it's a word)* What do you want Seto?!
Seto: Umm, I forget.
Yami: AHHHHHHHH!
Seto: Calm down, I rememeber now. Why don't we wait a couple hours just to make Tea mad?
Yami: Sure, but don't you have to rescue your brother?
Seto: He can wait. Right now the most important thing to do is annoy Tea.
Yami: Okay, so what do you want to do?
Bakura: How about we play hide and go seek?
Everyone but Tea glares at him.
Tea: Yeah, that's fun.
Seto: *thinks of a way to get rid of her so they can duel* Yes, Tea, why don't you hide, and we'll seek?
Tea: Okay, but isn't there's usually more than one person who hides?
Seto: How am I supposes to know, just hide already.
Tea runs somewhere in the forest to hide.
Yami: Great, now we can duel.
Seto: Okay I'll play Ryu-Kishin in attack mode.
Yami: What? Such a weak card. I feel sorry for you so I'll let you choose a better card.
Seto: O.o WHAT? Don't show pity for me, just attack.
Yami: Your strange. Alright then I sent out Curse of Dragon. Use Dragon Flame. Ha, your life points is down to 1600.
Seto: Good, now I play Swordstalker in attack. And for some reason, I get a 20% raise in my attack raising my attack to 2400. Swordstalker Vengeance Strike.
Yami: You totally suck at this, look, you just attacked my Dark Magician and you lose 100 life points.
Seto: No I didn't, you had a Curse of Dragon out.
Yami: You must be mistaken, I played my Dark Magician.
Seto: No you didn't.
Yami: Yes I did. Are you blind?
Joey: I think he is. Come on Kaiba the Dark Magician is right in front of your eyes.
Tristan: He's almost as stupid as Joey. But at least he's not a dueling monkey.
Joey: Hey shut up!
Bakura: Actually, Yami Yugi did have the Curse of Dragon out, but he used Monster Replace so they switched places.
Yugi: Why'd you go and tell him that for?
Bakura: I'm nice. ^__^
Seto: Well, at least I know what happened.
Yami: Now I bring out the Curse of Dragon for the first time.
Seto: Bakura already said what happened so I know your lying. Anyway I'll play La Jinn the Mystical Genie.
Yami: I told you you suck at Duel Monsters. I use Dark Magician; Dark Magic Attack. Alright, next time I use that attack, I'm just going to say DMA, cause I'm too lazy.
Seto: Uh, huh. Anyway you just activated the Ancient Lamp which protects my genie, reflects your attack, and hits your C of D.
Joey: C of D?
Yugi: Curse of Dragon, you idiot.
Seto: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, now we both have 1500 life points.
Yami: Why is that so funny?
Seto: I don't know, I felt like laughing. Now I arm my genie with the De-spell and destroy your Swords of Revealing.
Yami: How did you know about that?
Seto: Read your script.
Yami: Oh, right, then how about skipping to the part when you bring out you Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon?
Seto: Sure, this is taking too long.
The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon is now standing in front of Seto and he is laughing that insane laugh.
Seto: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The unstoppable Blue Eyes Ult..., uh. the BEUD.
Joey: Wha...
Yugi: Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon.
Seto: Okay, now play your last pathetic card before my unstoppable monster destroys you.
Yami: I can't use any card higher than 1500 because of the virus Seto infected my deck with, which was the part we skipped. Anyway I play Kuriboh in defense.
Seto: You think I suck at this? That's the worst card ever. You have to be crazy to have one in your deck.
Yami: Not when I use the Magic card Multiply. They will multiply faster than you can attack.
Seto: BEUD, attack! Ahh, the sound they make is so annoying! Noo, they must die. AHHH!
Yami: Okay, now I play the Mammoth Graveyard and the fusion card with the Living Arrow to fuse with your Blue Eyes, and something about it being a zombie makes it take your dragons attack points away.
Seto: Have to kill the Kuribohs, so annoying. BEUD, keep attacking.
Yami: Haha, your attack points will soon be low enough for me to attack.
Seto: Noooo!
Bakura: Calm down, he didn't attack yet.
Seto: No, I mean look behind you, it's Tea.
Tristan: AHHHH!!
Tea: Why are you all screaming, and how long does it take for 5 people to find 1 girl?
Joey: There's 6, you idiot.
Tea: Right, oh, well.
Seto: *shivers* So scary. Oh, right back to the script. Yami, I can't yet you win, so I'm going to stand on the edge where you could accidently knock me off with an attack from your monster.
Yami: I don't have a monster out yet that can attack your dragon.
Seto: Oops, just ignore what I said. I'm not going to make you decide my life. Nope, I'll just stand away from the ledge on the ground where I can't get knocked off from.
Yami: O.o' Okay, now I send out a monster. Celtic Guardian attack the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon.
Bakura: Hey, the dragon isn't dead. Why is that?
Yugi: Hey Bakura the script says your supposed to explain.
Bakura: We aren't exactly following the script, so tell me why.
Yugi: It's because each head has it's own attack and defense points.
Seto: Yes, NOW I'll go on to the ledge, where you have to decide if I should live or die Yami. Attack and win, or stay your monster and you lose in the next turn, for I just reborned the head of the Blue Eyes with the original 3000 attack power.
Yami: I have to do it to save Grandpa. No, I can't it's not right. I have to, it's the only way. Wait a minute, am I arguing with myself? Yugi isn't with me. Okay then, Celtic Guardian, ATTACK.
Tea: *is running towards Yami very slowly* Noo, you can't. It's not the right thing to do.
Seto: If your trying to stop him then why don't you run faster?
Yami: Wait Celtic Guardian, don't attack the dragon, attack Tea.
Celtic Guardian attacks Tea and sends her flying over the edge of the castle.
Seto: *is still standing on the ledge* Thank you. She was scary, and very annoying. So, was that your attack?
Yami: Yeah, sure whatever you win.
Seto: Cool, I didn't die. So what are you guys going to do?
Yugi: Don't worry, we can just get some Star Chips from Mai and enter the castle.
Seto: Alright, see you around. *is about to step off the ledge and leave when a gust of wind blows him off* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
All: O.o'
Bakura: And he was so close to rescuing his brother.
Seto: *has climbed up the wall* Hey, I'm actually fine; it's like only a few feet down.
Joey: Aww, does that mean Tea's still alive?
Seto: I don't know, I think she feel in the water. I think I saw some sharks.
Tristan: Yes, she's gone.
Yami: Yeah lets find Mai and get the Star Chips.
And so they did that and everybody lived happily ever after, except for Tea, because she died, and Pegasus cause he's a freak.
Disclaimer: Don't own Yu Gi Oh or its characters, or anything related to it. I especially don't own these episodes.
The Alternate Duel
Yugi and his friends are on the roof of Pegasus's and watching the duel between Seto and Yami Yugi.
Seto: You know, it's kind of disturbing to see two Yugi's at the same time. And how did you grow 2 feet taller by shouting out Yu Gi Oh?
Yami: It's because of the Millennium Puzzle, stupid.
Seto: Okay, and how exactly did you get two different bodies?
Yugi: I don't know ask the tall dude.
Yami: I'm supposed to be out right now, I don't know why Yugi's out.
Yugi: I don't like being cramped in there.
Yami: What?! You have 2 more feet of space then me, and besides I have to stay in there a lot longer.
Yugi: Yeah so you should be used to it after 3000 years.
Tea: Yeah, this is an important duel, maybe you guys should start dueling.
Seto: Yugi.
Yami: What Seto, and it's Yami Yugi.
Seto: Alright Yami, then call me Seto.
Yami: Okay, Seto.
Seto: Yami.
Yami: O.O* SETO!
Seto: Yami.
Yami: *Harrumphs, (yes it's a word)* What do you want Seto?!
Seto: Umm, I forget.
Yami: AHHHHHHHH!
Seto: Calm down, I rememeber now. Why don't we wait a couple hours just to make Tea mad?
Yami: Sure, but don't you have to rescue your brother?
Seto: He can wait. Right now the most important thing to do is annoy Tea.
Yami: Okay, so what do you want to do?
Bakura: How about we play hide and go seek?
Everyone but Tea glares at him.
Tea: Yeah, that's fun.
Seto: *thinks of a way to get rid of her so they can duel* Yes, Tea, why don't you hide, and we'll seek?
Tea: Okay, but isn't there's usually more than one person who hides?
Seto: How am I supposes to know, just hide already.
Tea runs somewhere in the forest to hide.
Yami: Great, now we can duel.
Seto: Okay I'll play Ryu-Kishin in attack mode.
Yami: What? Such a weak card. I feel sorry for you so I'll let you choose a better card.
Seto: O.o WHAT? Don't show pity for me, just attack.
Yami: Your strange. Alright then I sent out Curse of Dragon. Use Dragon Flame. Ha, your life points is down to 1600.
Seto: Good, now I play Swordstalker in attack. And for some reason, I get a 20% raise in my attack raising my attack to 2400. Swordstalker Vengeance Strike.
Yami: You totally suck at this, look, you just attacked my Dark Magician and you lose 100 life points.
Seto: No I didn't, you had a Curse of Dragon out.
Yami: You must be mistaken, I played my Dark Magician.
Seto: No you didn't.
Yami: Yes I did. Are you blind?
Joey: I think he is. Come on Kaiba the Dark Magician is right in front of your eyes.
Tristan: He's almost as stupid as Joey. But at least he's not a dueling monkey.
Joey: Hey shut up!
Bakura: Actually, Yami Yugi did have the Curse of Dragon out, but he used Monster Replace so they switched places.
Yugi: Why'd you go and tell him that for?
Bakura: I'm nice. ^__^
Seto: Well, at least I know what happened.
Yami: Now I bring out the Curse of Dragon for the first time.
Seto: Bakura already said what happened so I know your lying. Anyway I'll play La Jinn the Mystical Genie.
Yami: I told you you suck at Duel Monsters. I use Dark Magician; Dark Magic Attack. Alright, next time I use that attack, I'm just going to say DMA, cause I'm too lazy.
Seto: Uh, huh. Anyway you just activated the Ancient Lamp which protects my genie, reflects your attack, and hits your C of D.
Joey: C of D?
Yugi: Curse of Dragon, you idiot.
Seto: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, now we both have 1500 life points.
Yami: Why is that so funny?
Seto: I don't know, I felt like laughing. Now I arm my genie with the De-spell and destroy your Swords of Revealing.
Yami: How did you know about that?
Seto: Read your script.
Yami: Oh, right, then how about skipping to the part when you bring out you Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon?
Seto: Sure, this is taking too long.
The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon is now standing in front of Seto and he is laughing that insane laugh.
Seto: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The unstoppable Blue Eyes Ult..., uh. the BEUD.
Joey: Wha...
Yugi: Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon.
Seto: Okay, now play your last pathetic card before my unstoppable monster destroys you.
Yami: I can't use any card higher than 1500 because of the virus Seto infected my deck with, which was the part we skipped. Anyway I play Kuriboh in defense.
Seto: You think I suck at this? That's the worst card ever. You have to be crazy to have one in your deck.
Yami: Not when I use the Magic card Multiply. They will multiply faster than you can attack.
Seto: BEUD, attack! Ahh, the sound they make is so annoying! Noo, they must die. AHHH!
Yami: Okay, now I play the Mammoth Graveyard and the fusion card with the Living Arrow to fuse with your Blue Eyes, and something about it being a zombie makes it take your dragons attack points away.
Seto: Have to kill the Kuribohs, so annoying. BEUD, keep attacking.
Yami: Haha, your attack points will soon be low enough for me to attack.
Seto: Noooo!
Bakura: Calm down, he didn't attack yet.
Seto: No, I mean look behind you, it's Tea.
Tristan: AHHHH!!
Tea: Why are you all screaming, and how long does it take for 5 people to find 1 girl?
Joey: There's 6, you idiot.
Tea: Right, oh, well.
Seto: *shivers* So scary. Oh, right back to the script. Yami, I can't yet you win, so I'm going to stand on the edge where you could accidently knock me off with an attack from your monster.
Yami: I don't have a monster out yet that can attack your dragon.
Seto: Oops, just ignore what I said. I'm not going to make you decide my life. Nope, I'll just stand away from the ledge on the ground where I can't get knocked off from.
Yami: O.o' Okay, now I send out a monster. Celtic Guardian attack the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon.
Bakura: Hey, the dragon isn't dead. Why is that?
Yugi: Hey Bakura the script says your supposed to explain.
Bakura: We aren't exactly following the script, so tell me why.
Yugi: It's because each head has it's own attack and defense points.
Seto: Yes, NOW I'll go on to the ledge, where you have to decide if I should live or die Yami. Attack and win, or stay your monster and you lose in the next turn, for I just reborned the head of the Blue Eyes with the original 3000 attack power.
Yami: I have to do it to save Grandpa. No, I can't it's not right. I have to, it's the only way. Wait a minute, am I arguing with myself? Yugi isn't with me. Okay then, Celtic Guardian, ATTACK.
Tea: *is running towards Yami very slowly* Noo, you can't. It's not the right thing to do.
Seto: If your trying to stop him then why don't you run faster?
Yami: Wait Celtic Guardian, don't attack the dragon, attack Tea.
Celtic Guardian attacks Tea and sends her flying over the edge of the castle.
Seto: *is still standing on the ledge* Thank you. She was scary, and very annoying. So, was that your attack?
Yami: Yeah, sure whatever you win.
Seto: Cool, I didn't die. So what are you guys going to do?
Yugi: Don't worry, we can just get some Star Chips from Mai and enter the castle.
Seto: Alright, see you around. *is about to step off the ledge and leave when a gust of wind blows him off* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
All: O.o'
Bakura: And he was so close to rescuing his brother.
Seto: *has climbed up the wall* Hey, I'm actually fine; it's like only a few feet down.
Joey: Aww, does that mean Tea's still alive?
Seto: I don't know, I think she feel in the water. I think I saw some sharks.
Tristan: Yes, she's gone.
Yami: Yeah lets find Mai and get the Star Chips.
And so they did that and everybody lived happily ever after, except for Tea, because she died, and Pegasus cause he's a freak.