Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Alternate Duel ❯ Another Duel ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: chibigokan 
This is an alternate duel for the duel against Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura when everyone was sent to the Shadow realm.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 11.10.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 440 | Status: Completed
This is an alternate duel for the duel against Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura when everyone was sent to the Shadow realm.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 11.10.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 440 | Status: Completed
A/N: We ran out of ideas for our other stories, plus no one is reviewing, so we're doing another chapter for this fic. This is the episode where Bakura's evil spirit sends everyone to the shadow realm and he has a duel with Yami Yugi and everyone is like 2 inches tall. Crazy, random humor, so please review.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Yugioh, you got it? Nothing at all, not episodes 40-43, or the Japanese movie, or the Yugi Starter Deck. Nope we don't own any of it, so you better lay off. Okay, enjoy the fic.
The Alternate Duel
Yugi and his friends have just finished telling each other what their favorite cards were to Bakura.
Bakura: I have a favorite card too. It's called Change of Hearts.
Yugi: Ahahahahahahaha! That's like a girl's card! What is your problem, picking that as your favorite card?
Tea: Yeah, mine's Magician of Faith. Isn't she so beautiful? *starts petting that card*
Bakura: *shiver* I still don't understand why you bring her along, but anyway I will send you all to the Shadow Realm for making fun of me. Mwahahahaha!!
Joey: Man.
Tristan: Strange, you're usually a lot more talkative, and say stupid things.
Joey: True, but I ran out of stupid things to say okay?
Yugi: That would be impossible to do.
Bakura: Will you guys shut up? I have to use the magic of my Millennium Ring to send you to the Shadow Realm, and steal your puzzle Yugi. Ahahaha!
Tea: What ring?
Bakura: The one around my neck...that isn't there right now. Okay wait here, I'll be back to send you to the Shadow Realm. *30 minutes later* Okay, now I'm ready.
Yugi: I can't believe we waited here the entire time.
Joey: Yeah, especially with Tea. Oh well, let's get this over with.
Everyone is sent to the Shadow Realm and Yami Bakura starts laughing insanely. Then he walks towards the unconscious Yugi to steal the puzzle.
Yami Bakura: *is about to grab the puzzle when Yami Yugi comes out* What, Yugi, you're still here? Oh wait, you must be someone else because you're 2 feet taller.
Yami Yugi: Yes I am someone else. I'm the spirit within the puzzle and if you want my home you have to duel my for it. So I'll just use Yugi's deck that happens to have everyone's favorite cards in it and Yugi's friends' souls in those cards, to duel you. Anyway, for my first move, I play Cyber Commander.
Yami Bakura: That's Tristan's favorite card you know. As in, his soul is trapped in that card and it will be him fighting the duel.
Yami Yugi: Hmm you're right. Oh well. *Tristan is attacked by Yami Bakura's White Magical Hat* Noo! You killed Tristan! Now, for my second move, I play Joey's favorite card, the Flames Swordsman.
Yami Bakura: What, do you want to kill your friends or something?
Yami Yugi: No and their not my friends, they're Yugi's.
Joey: Waa?! That's a first, Yugi is tall! Hey cool, I have a sword, which is actually kind of strange. *looks at his clothes* Ahh, why am I wearing a dress?!
Yami Yugi: It's not a dress, I'm not Yugi, and you have to listen to what I tell you since you're the Flames Swordsman, so I say attack the White Magical Hat.
Joey: Why the hell do I have to listen to you, you can't do anything to me.
Yami Yugi: I can squish you with my pinky if I wanted to.
Joey: Oh right, okay then. *attacks and defeats the White Magical* Cool.
Yami Bakura: Okay, then I play the Morphing Jar face down which, if attacked will make both players send their entire hand to the graveyard.
Joey: The graveyard? Hmm, maybe Tea's card is in giant Yugi's hand. *attack the card and of course sends Yami Yugi's deck graveyard*
Yami Yugi: Aaaggg, what an idiot, I'll tell you when her card is in the deck so we can send her away. Anyway, I play the Dark Magician and reborn Cyber Commander.
Yami Bakura: Oh yeah he's an idiot, you just brought out Yugi and his friend so they can get killed again.
Yami Yugi: *shrugs his shoulders* Oh well, it's not like they do anything for me.
Joey: Hey Tristan, how was it in the graveyard?
Tristan: Ohh, it was great.
Joey: Really?
Tristan: Noo you idiot! Hey, that place would be perfect for Tea. Umm, why are you and Yugi wearing dresses?
Joey: Giant Yugi says it's not a dress and whatever he says is true.
Yugi: Why is that?
Joey: Because he can squish us with his fingers if he wanted to.
Tristan: Hmm, that's actually a really good reason.
Yugi: Hey, how come I have to be the small Yugi that has to fight against giant Yami Bakura's monsters and wear a dress?
Yami Yugi: Shut up, at least you get to be the Dark Magician. You have magic and stuff.
Yugi: Ohh, cool! Then I'll attack Yami Bakura's card. *attacks the card which happens to be a Morphing Jar*
Joey: Another one? Hey, was Tea's card in your deck then?
Yami Yugi: Nope, too bad. *picks up five new cards* Oh great, now her card comes out. Hey Yami Bakura, do you have anymore Morphing Jars?
Yami Bakura: Sorry no.
Yami Yugi: Damn it. Oh well, then, I'll play Magician of Faith, which is Tea. Yup, it's Tea that annoying girl that keeps following us around wherever we go. You know, the one who keeps going on and on about friendship?
Yami Bakura: What, are you trying to tell me something?
Yami Yugi: No not at all. *you can see him pointing at Tea and mouthing the words, "kill her" over and over*
Yami Bakura: Why don't you just do it? You can squish her easily.
Yami Yugi: I am not a murderer, but on of your monsters could be. Hint, hint.
Tea: Hey, it's Yugi, but he seems a little different, I just can't put my fingers on it.
Yami Bakura: Right, anyway I play this magic card that takes 500 points away from all monsters on the field.
Joey: Hey, wouldn't that mean Yugi lost?
Yami Bakura: Oh yeah, I mean I played that card right before Yami Yugi had four cards out so now he has 500 life points left. Phew, that was a close one. Almost ended the duel too soon.
Yugi: Oh yeah, real good cover up. So anyway I'll attack and destroy your card you just played face down.
Yami Bakura: I didn't play a card face down.
Yami Yugi: You were supposed to play the Electric Lizard, you know, the time when you used that magic card to take away 500 life points from everyone?
Yami Bakura: Ohh, that card, I did play it. Yup, and the Dark Magician attacked it and he defeated it but it shocked him and now he's all in pain and stuff. Nothing different from the script happened, nothing at all. Anyway, I'll play the Man-Eater Bug, and now it gets kind of confusing so why don't we just say that to stop it and save Yami Yugi's life points, one of you has to sacrifice your life?
Yami Yugi: Okay, sure, so who's going to sacrifice their life?
Joey: Hmm I wonder who? *looks at Tea*
Tristan: Yes, I wonder. *also looks at Tea*
Yugi: Well I guess it has to be Tea.
Tea: Huh, what's going on?
Yami Yugi: Oh all you have to do is end your life so I can beat Yami Bakura. So why don't you go and attack that Man-Eater Bug?
Tea: Okay.
Just as she is about to attack it Seto Kaiba appears next to Yami Yugi and watches the duel.
Seto: Hey who's winning?
Yami Bakura: I am, but uhh, what are you doing here? You aren't supposed to be here until later.
Seto: I came to get my revenge on Yugi for defeating me. *looks closer at the dueling field* Hey, is that him wearing that purple dress?
Yami Yugi: Yeah it is, now go away so we can finish this duel. Tea was about to kill herself.
Seto: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yugi's so short, even for him! He's like 2 inches tall!
Yugi: Yeah well so is everyone else on the field.
Joey: No, we're 4 inches tall, even Tea's bigger then you.
Yugi: Ahhhh! The horror!
Seto: Right. Anyway, I think that's enough for me. seeing Yugi 2 inches tall is enough revenge, for now. I'll be back later. *walks away like seeing people dressed as tiny duel monsters was normal*
Yami Yugi: Anyway, go ahead Tea, sacrifice yourself.
Tea: Didn't you say I say I was about to kill myself to Kaiba?
Joey: Yeah he did, so what?
Tea: Well he would be lying if I sacrificed myself.
Yami Yugi, Huhhh, okay then, go ahead Tea, KILL yourself.
Tea: Okay. *attacks the Man-Eater Bug and is killed*
Yugi: Finally, we got rid of her.
Yami Yugi: Well thank you for helping me get rid of Tea, Yami Bakura. So, do you want to give Bakura his body back, and the souls of Yugi and his friends?
Yami Bakura: Sure, why not. All I really wanted to do is get rid of Tea. she's really annoying. *makes everything back to normal*
Bakura: So, what shall we do now?
Tristan: Want to find something to eat?
Joey: Okay.
Yugi: Wait, I'm supposed to be saving my grandpa.
Joey: Oh, why don't we get something to eat, and if your grandpa still isn't saved, we go and rescue him?
Yugi: Okay, that makes sense, I think.
Bakura: And besides, even if we can't rescue him, at least Tea is dead.
Yugi: Oh yeah. Yes, she's gone forever!
So everyone lives a happy life, except for the fact that Tea just so happens to be alive in the rest of the future episodes. Oh well, I guess they were never really happy.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Yugioh, you got it? Nothing at all, not episodes 40-43, or the Japanese movie, or the Yugi Starter Deck. Nope we don't own any of it, so you better lay off. Okay, enjoy the fic.
The Alternate Duel
Yugi and his friends have just finished telling each other what their favorite cards were to Bakura.
Bakura: I have a favorite card too. It's called Change of Hearts.
Yugi: Ahahahahahahaha! That's like a girl's card! What is your problem, picking that as your favorite card?
Tea: Yeah, mine's Magician of Faith. Isn't she so beautiful? *starts petting that card*
Bakura: *shiver* I still don't understand why you bring her along, but anyway I will send you all to the Shadow Realm for making fun of me. Mwahahahaha!!
Joey: Man.
Tristan: Strange, you're usually a lot more talkative, and say stupid things.
Joey: True, but I ran out of stupid things to say okay?
Yugi: That would be impossible to do.
Bakura: Will you guys shut up? I have to use the magic of my Millennium Ring to send you to the Shadow Realm, and steal your puzzle Yugi. Ahahaha!
Tea: What ring?
Bakura: The one around my neck...that isn't there right now. Okay wait here, I'll be back to send you to the Shadow Realm. *30 minutes later* Okay, now I'm ready.
Yugi: I can't believe we waited here the entire time.
Joey: Yeah, especially with Tea. Oh well, let's get this over with.
Everyone is sent to the Shadow Realm and Yami Bakura starts laughing insanely. Then he walks towards the unconscious Yugi to steal the puzzle.
Yami Bakura: *is about to grab the puzzle when Yami Yugi comes out* What, Yugi, you're still here? Oh wait, you must be someone else because you're 2 feet taller.
Yami Yugi: Yes I am someone else. I'm the spirit within the puzzle and if you want my home you have to duel my for it. So I'll just use Yugi's deck that happens to have everyone's favorite cards in it and Yugi's friends' souls in those cards, to duel you. Anyway, for my first move, I play Cyber Commander.
Yami Bakura: That's Tristan's favorite card you know. As in, his soul is trapped in that card and it will be him fighting the duel.
Yami Yugi: Hmm you're right. Oh well. *Tristan is attacked by Yami Bakura's White Magical Hat* Noo! You killed Tristan! Now, for my second move, I play Joey's favorite card, the Flames Swordsman.
Yami Bakura: What, do you want to kill your friends or something?
Yami Yugi: No and their not my friends, they're Yugi's.
Joey: Waa?! That's a first, Yugi is tall! Hey cool, I have a sword, which is actually kind of strange. *looks at his clothes* Ahh, why am I wearing a dress?!
Yami Yugi: It's not a dress, I'm not Yugi, and you have to listen to what I tell you since you're the Flames Swordsman, so I say attack the White Magical Hat.
Joey: Why the hell do I have to listen to you, you can't do anything to me.
Yami Yugi: I can squish you with my pinky if I wanted to.
Joey: Oh right, okay then. *attacks and defeats the White Magical* Cool.
Yami Bakura: Okay, then I play the Morphing Jar face down which, if attacked will make both players send their entire hand to the graveyard.
Joey: The graveyard? Hmm, maybe Tea's card is in giant Yugi's hand. *attack the card and of course sends Yami Yugi's deck graveyard*
Yami Yugi: Aaaggg, what an idiot, I'll tell you when her card is in the deck so we can send her away. Anyway, I play the Dark Magician and reborn Cyber Commander.
Yami Bakura: Oh yeah he's an idiot, you just brought out Yugi and his friend so they can get killed again.
Yami Yugi: *shrugs his shoulders* Oh well, it's not like they do anything for me.
Joey: Hey Tristan, how was it in the graveyard?
Tristan: Ohh, it was great.
Joey: Really?
Tristan: Noo you idiot! Hey, that place would be perfect for Tea. Umm, why are you and Yugi wearing dresses?
Joey: Giant Yugi says it's not a dress and whatever he says is true.
Yugi: Why is that?
Joey: Because he can squish us with his fingers if he wanted to.
Tristan: Hmm, that's actually a really good reason.
Yugi: Hey, how come I have to be the small Yugi that has to fight against giant Yami Bakura's monsters and wear a dress?
Yami Yugi: Shut up, at least you get to be the Dark Magician. You have magic and stuff.
Yugi: Ohh, cool! Then I'll attack Yami Bakura's card. *attacks the card which happens to be a Morphing Jar*
Joey: Another one? Hey, was Tea's card in your deck then?
Yami Yugi: Nope, too bad. *picks up five new cards* Oh great, now her card comes out. Hey Yami Bakura, do you have anymore Morphing Jars?
Yami Bakura: Sorry no.
Yami Yugi: Damn it. Oh well, then, I'll play Magician of Faith, which is Tea. Yup, it's Tea that annoying girl that keeps following us around wherever we go. You know, the one who keeps going on and on about friendship?
Yami Bakura: What, are you trying to tell me something?
Yami Yugi: No not at all. *you can see him pointing at Tea and mouthing the words, "kill her" over and over*
Yami Bakura: Why don't you just do it? You can squish her easily.
Yami Yugi: I am not a murderer, but on of your monsters could be. Hint, hint.
Tea: Hey, it's Yugi, but he seems a little different, I just can't put my fingers on it.
Yami Bakura: Right, anyway I play this magic card that takes 500 points away from all monsters on the field.
Joey: Hey, wouldn't that mean Yugi lost?
Yami Bakura: Oh yeah, I mean I played that card right before Yami Yugi had four cards out so now he has 500 life points left. Phew, that was a close one. Almost ended the duel too soon.
Yugi: Oh yeah, real good cover up. So anyway I'll attack and destroy your card you just played face down.
Yami Bakura: I didn't play a card face down.
Yami Yugi: You were supposed to play the Electric Lizard, you know, the time when you used that magic card to take away 500 life points from everyone?
Yami Bakura: Ohh, that card, I did play it. Yup, and the Dark Magician attacked it and he defeated it but it shocked him and now he's all in pain and stuff. Nothing different from the script happened, nothing at all. Anyway, I'll play the Man-Eater Bug, and now it gets kind of confusing so why don't we just say that to stop it and save Yami Yugi's life points, one of you has to sacrifice your life?
Yami Yugi: Okay, sure, so who's going to sacrifice their life?
Joey: Hmm I wonder who? *looks at Tea*
Tristan: Yes, I wonder. *also looks at Tea*
Yugi: Well I guess it has to be Tea.
Tea: Huh, what's going on?
Yami Yugi: Oh all you have to do is end your life so I can beat Yami Bakura. So why don't you go and attack that Man-Eater Bug?
Tea: Okay.
Just as she is about to attack it Seto Kaiba appears next to Yami Yugi and watches the duel.
Seto: Hey who's winning?
Yami Bakura: I am, but uhh, what are you doing here? You aren't supposed to be here until later.
Seto: I came to get my revenge on Yugi for defeating me. *looks closer at the dueling field* Hey, is that him wearing that purple dress?
Yami Yugi: Yeah it is, now go away so we can finish this duel. Tea was about to kill herself.
Seto: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yugi's so short, even for him! He's like 2 inches tall!
Yugi: Yeah well so is everyone else on the field.
Joey: No, we're 4 inches tall, even Tea's bigger then you.
Yugi: Ahhhh! The horror!
Seto: Right. Anyway, I think that's enough for me. seeing Yugi 2 inches tall is enough revenge, for now. I'll be back later. *walks away like seeing people dressed as tiny duel monsters was normal*
Yami Yugi: Anyway, go ahead Tea, sacrifice yourself.
Tea: Didn't you say I say I was about to kill myself to Kaiba?
Joey: Yeah he did, so what?
Tea: Well he would be lying if I sacrificed myself.
Yami Yugi, Huhhh, okay then, go ahead Tea, KILL yourself.
Tea: Okay. *attacks the Man-Eater Bug and is killed*
Yugi: Finally, we got rid of her.
Yami Yugi: Well thank you for helping me get rid of Tea, Yami Bakura. So, do you want to give Bakura his body back, and the souls of Yugi and his friends?
Yami Bakura: Sure, why not. All I really wanted to do is get rid of Tea. she's really annoying. *makes everything back to normal*
Bakura: So, what shall we do now?
Tristan: Want to find something to eat?
Joey: Okay.
Yugi: Wait, I'm supposed to be saving my grandpa.
Joey: Oh, why don't we get something to eat, and if your grandpa still isn't saved, we go and rescue him?
Yugi: Okay, that makes sense, I think.
Bakura: And besides, even if we can't rescue him, at least Tea is dead.
Yugi: Oh yeah. Yes, she's gone forever!
So everyone lives a happy life, except for the fact that Tea just so happens to be alive in the rest of the future episodes. Oh well, I guess they were never really happy.