Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Biggest Mistake of All ❯ Day One: Calm Before the Storm ( Chapter 2 )

FDC: Another day another chapter!

 

Kaiba: e_e That's so corny…

 

Psycho: So? Everything is corny! Even YOU'RE corny sometimes!! Let me demonstrate: *acts out scene in Noa's virtual world where Kaiba is looking for Mokuba* “Kaiba is standing on a mountain… and then he goes `MOOOKUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA!!!! And it echoes throughout the whole virtual world” FWAHAHAHAHA! *is on an obvious sugar high*

 

Kaiba: -_- blame Kazaki Takahashi for that. It was in my script.

 

FDC: Botan Rice Candy for all! *throws it all around*

 

Mokuba: *eating Botan candy and throws a book at FDC*

 

FDC: >.< You little worm!

 

Psycho: *is in her own little sugar-happy world* Lalalaa… *randomly glomps Kaiba*

 

Kaiba: -.-

 

FDC: ^^; Let's just move it along shall we?

 

Marik: I second that

 

FDC: o_O where did you come from?

 

Marik: A preschool centre… WHERE ELSE?

 

Psycho: *still glomping Kaiba*

 

FDC: -_- roll it!

 

The Biggest Mistake of All

Written and directed by: F_D_C2003 and Psycho

Edited by: Psycho

Genre: Humour

Type: Continuation

Rating: M (mature readers, a.k.a, people who don't get offended by cursing or implied sexual content)

 

Chapter Two: Day One: Calm Before the Storm

 

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-The Next Day-

 

Psycho: *dressing in a checkered-pattern black skirt with black stockings and high heels, and general office-like clothes* :D I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! (AN: No, we do not own Spongebob!)

 

FDC: *dressed in general teacher-like clothing also, but sexy nonetheless* *sees Psycho* Bout time! Don't wanna be late, do we?

 

Psycho: ^_^ nope! Now let's go! *enters lobby*

 

~* Both enter the reception area to find Kaiba and Mai having an argument *~

 

Kaiba: You better drop that f***ing attitude or I'll fire your ass so hard you'll have to get skin grafts put on it for the rest of your life!

 

Mai: Your empty threats don't scare me, bean-sprout boy! You know you can't fire me because you wouldn't be able to get a receptionist in time and KC would go KABOOM!!!

 

Kaiba: You just watch me!

 

Psycho & FDC: *standing kinda open-mouthed, watching* O.O

 

Kaiba: *notices* Oh, hello girls. *charming grin*

 

Psycho: o.o… *is about to die from hotness overload*

 

FDC: X_x

 

Mai: *rolls her eyes and goes back to what she's doing*

 

Kaiba: Anyway, if you two would please follow me.

 

FDC & Psycho: *follow*

 

Kaiba: *stops on the 5th floor, 1st door and opens it*

 

*Inside, sits an extremely bored Mokuba*

 

Kaiba: FDC, I believe this is your stop.

 

FDC: Alright, see ya Psycho!

 

Psycho: *waves and then follows Kaiba to the top floor where his office and the PA's little room and desk reside*

 

Kaiba: This is your office. You may rip down any posters on the walls and things that Anzu has left in here and redo it as your own. One thing I will not allow is explicit pictures. Here is my schedule for you to have a look at and so… have fun. *leaves*

 

Psycho: ^_^! *goes nuts redecorating her office*

 

~* Meanwhile with FDC and Mokuba *~

 

FDC: *is going over her itinerary* ALRIGHT!

 

Mokuba: *snaps awake* O_O

 

FDC: First subject! History! For the next few weeks we will be working on… Ancient Greece! So, what do you know about Ancient Greece, Mokuba?

 

Mokuba: *starts reciting information at a million miles an hour about Ancient Greece* … and the Parthenon was used for refuge against attacks from Persia. Does that about sum it up?

 

FDC: O_O *didn't know half of what he just said* O…kay… moving right along…

 

~* With Psycho in her office *~

 

Psycho: *has it the way she wants it and is now sitting at her desk* Lalalaa… ^^ I wonder what's going on at home… they better not be tearing it apart just because I'm not there……

 

~* Scene where Psycho's house is currently being TP'ed and egged, resulting in some broken glass and smoke *~

 

Psycho: Eh, I'm sure they're fine. ^^

 

Kaiba: *comes in with some paperwork* Ok, first thing, these things need to be filed, but don't worry about the bills. Just make a separate pile for them; my accountant will take care of them.

 

Psycho: *admiring the sexiness, then realizes she's staring* Um, ok!

 

Kaiba: *narrows eyes at* Are you checking me out?

 

Psycho: Certainly not! How dare you accuse me of sexual harassment?

 

Kaiba: I wasn't, I was just---

 

Psycho: Out, of my office! Out, out, OUT!

 

Kaiba: O.O *leaves*

 

Psycho: >.> *in thought* that was a close one… XD oh well!

 

~* Back at Psycho's trashed house… *~

 

Otogi: How dare she get a job at that @$$hole's work?!

 

Bakura: *sitting on a couch looking bored and lazy* At least ONE of us has got a job now.

 

Ryou: Yeah well… they're still asking for positions to be filled. Why don't we try it?

 

Honda: Because we aren't smart enough! Or are we…? O.o

 

~* With FDC and Mokuba *~

 

FDC: *attempting to remember everything Mokuba said* O_O um ok… let's just um... is there anything you don't know?

 

Mokuba: How should I know what you don't? You're the tutor. *is tremendously bored*

 

FDC: Well, if you know everything then why did your brother make me tutor you?

 

Mokuba: He works in mysterious ways.

 

FDC: Ok then… well I have a text book here, so let's just review.

 

Mokuba: Alright, but first, put your hand on top of this book.

 

FDC: oO *puts hand on top of the book*

 

Mokuba: ......*slams the book shut*

 

FDC: O_O!! T_T OWWWWW!!!! Why you little....

 

Mokuba: XD

 

FDC: *is having an urge to mindlink her yami* >.> *gets an idea* I'm going to go and take my coffee break now… I'll see you in a few. Until then, try to entertain yourself by NOT touching anything of mine. *disappears down the hall for a bit* NEEAYAHAHAHAHA!!

 

~* With Psycho *~

 

Psycho: *on the phone* Okay, I'll let him know. Yes I know. I KNOW! Goodbye. *puts the phone down and makes her way to Kaiba's office* Sheesh, psychotic freaks… *knocks on door*

 

Kaiba: Who is it? I'm very busy, and unless you're my PA or other VIP, I suggest you leave before I personally decapitate you.

 

Psycho: O____o;; it's just me…

 

Kaiba: Ah. Please come in then.

 

Psycho: -.-; *walks in* I got a phone call transferred from reception and after not being able to get through to you, Mai put them through to me.

 

Kaiba: That would be because my telephone is currently sitting 35 storeys below us, completely mutilated on the concrete street of central Domino. *smiles sweetly*

 

Psycho: *glances at shattered window behind him* O_O o...k… well, in any case, some people called up from overseas and are arriving from Domino tomorrow morning. They would like to speak to you about your company and how they might be able to improve it ^_^

 

Kaiba: EXCELLENT! *cough* I mean… that's great. And where are they from? What time will they be here?

 

Psycho: They are from Egypt and have some new technology and information about duel monsters that you could find most intriguing.

 

Kaiba: Uh, huh. Well, thank you for that. Send out a limo to pick them up when they arrive. All accommodation and hospitality will be taken care of. But now, I'm going to get some lunch. *gets up and holds door open*

 

Psycho: *gets up and walks out of office*

 

Kaiba: *walks out after*

 

~* back with FDC *~

 

FDC: *walks out of the room and goes the opposite way of the lounge* He thinks he can get me… little crapper.... bwhahaha.

 

Kaiba: *is walking toward FDC* Where are you going?

 

FDC: Eh... Mokuba and I are taking a lunch break… He is such a smart well behaved boy too!

 

Kaiba: So he should be… but, the lounge is the other way...

 

FDC: OO Oh yes it is heh heh oops.....*turns around* Darn it! =_=

 

Kaiba: o.O *continues on his way*

 

~*Meanwhile*~

 

Mokuba: *is in the room alone* Ha! She is fun to annoy... maybe I can find something in here… *goes through FDC's purse* Hey, who are all these freaks? *looks at photos of random people, including Jounouchi, Pegasus, Shadi, Noa, and a strange looking female with black hair and grey skin* O.o

 

FDC: *comes back into the room with a chocolate cupcake* Hey Mokuba, I got you this. *hands Mokuba the cake*

 

Mokuba: *puts down the purse quickly* >.> I guess I am kinda hungry… *eyes it suspiciously, the takes a bite*

 

FDC: *smirks, trying to hide excitement*

 

Mokuba: *tries to remove his hands from mouth but cant* O.O

 

FDC: HAHA! Now you can't talk and you can't do anything to me!!!! You just have to shut up and listen!

 

Mokuba: *takes his free hand and writes something…* 'You're so fired'

 

FDC: Yeah, ok, sure, whatever you say. *switches out lights and snaps out projector* our next lesson will be on…. SEXUAL EDUCATION!! *big diagram of a vagina appears on the projector screen*

 

Mokuba: X_X

 

FDC: We will be covering this subject every day for the next few weeks. Our first topic will be on how the female and male reproductive systems work. SO GET USED TO IT!!

 

Mokuba: @.@ *groans*

 

~* With Psycho *~

 

Psycho: NO Gods dammit, he is not available right now OR for the next few weeks! Or EVER for that matter! GOOD BYE! *slams down phone* =_=;;; *is seething*

 

Kaiba: *casually walks in* Is everything alright in here? I keep hearing you screaming.

 

Psycho: Well, somehow, some way, the number to your office comes through MY line first, and that number has been given out to the public. I keep getting fangirls calling me asking for you!!! =_=

 

Kaiba: Hmm… I wonder how that got out… *scratches chin*

 

Psycho: -_- Wait… *clicks* I think I might know… and if I'm right, those b*stards are so dead!!

 

~* Back at Psycho's house… *~

 

Bakura: *laughing hysterically* She'll be so pissed off!

 

Otogi: Yes, she will. I'm rather starting to think that this will ruin our chances of getting a job there, though.

 

Ryou: Well, we can try. I still think you're stupid for giving out Kaiba's number to that big bunch of American girls today.

 

Bakura: But we nearly made one thousand US dollars!

 

Honda: We are sooo getting an ass-whipping when she gets home.

 

~* At KaibaCorp *~

 

Psycho: *sigh* I have to go home and sort this out. *packs up things* ^_^ see you tomorrow! *leaves all happy and cheery, but as soon as she gets outside, begins to fume once again* AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

*all nearby birds fly out of trees*

 

Psycho: O.O -_- *starts on her way home*

 

~* With FDC *~

 

Mokuba: NOOOO stop this torment~! I'm already blind enough as it is! *trying not to stare at a giant picture of an erect penis*

 

FDC: *looks at watch* Eh, it's five o'clock anyway. Time to go home ^_^

 

Mokuba: FINALLY! O.O*leaves as fast as he can*

 

FDC: XD *in thought* And this is JUST the beginning of my payback, Mokuba Kaiba… MOOOAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

 

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Psycho: O.O …

 

FDC: Where did that come from…

 

Psycho: I don't know… my mind is starting to scare me…

 

FDC: No kidding…

 

Psycho: Un, what was with the super-glue muffin anyway?

 

FDC: *shrugs* Couldn't think of anything else

 

Psycho: *turns to readers* This is only the BEGINNING of how mentally twisted our minds can be.

 

Kaiba: *goes running past* TURN BACK NOW WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE!!

 

FDC: >.> that boy needs a spanking.

 

Psycho: I can take care of that >:D

 

FDC: -_-; just review people, don't be shy. We don't bite… hard… ^.~