Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Boys of Summer ❯ Fo Shizzle ( Chapter 6 )

Ahhh, this chapter is very ghettofied, enter at your own risk okay well not really but it's meant to be so yeah thanks for reviewing those who did and I really like to hear what you guys have to say even if it is bad, because I have a lack of reviews so much I don't care now just something you know?

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The Boys of Summer

Fo Shizzle

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I laughed man, this had to be the best, for all of them to walk onto the bus and well, for everyone to see me and Malik, being sex fiends and hehe, and then Seto and Jounouchi. I still will never get why they're a couple I mean eww Jou's blond!

"Anyway that was totally just gross you guys!" Ryou was breathing all heavy about something that wasn't even his binaz! "Shut up Cracker!"

"Cracker? What are you talking about my name is Skankomatic get it right!" Ryou's eye twitched. Ha, ha Ryou's eye is twitching, I think I shall tell him and see if he gets all pissy at me. "Your eye is twitching Cracker!" he pouted and tilted his head to the side.

"Why the hell do you call me Cracker!"

"Because your skin looks like a light ass Cracker that's why! Or like Matzaa like my Jewish homies eat, but Cracker is much better." I decided to freak him out and sit in Malik's lap. My sexy Malik, he doesn't care if people see us anymore so I'm very, very happy!

"Well you know what?" his eye twitched again, it looked like he was going to start spazing at any second now, what fun! So I started to think about fun, what would fun be right now? Fondling Malik! Malik…my precious…I started to fondle his stomach and I leaned against him. This is nice, fo sheezy!

"BEAN! THAT'S YOUR NICKNAME NOW BEAN, BEAN, BEANNN!!!" I shrugged and started to grind my hips against Malik's this was fun torturing people is damn fun! Malik was groaning my sweet, precious ghettofied king was groaning. Bakura sighed and pulled Ryou over his shoulder and sat more towards the back.

"See you later Matizzle." He said from over his shoulder. And that is how it all began. You see I may look Egyptian, but really I am Jewish. I have some serious Jew pride and as a matter a fact have you really looked at my hair you could see it wasn't just messy, it was a true Jew fro! (1)

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"Hmm, you are my sexy pimpalous daddy." I whispered into Malik's ear. "And you would be my one and only Jew hoe." We both laughed and everyone was just staring at us.

"What do all you wangster's WANT?!"

"He went ghettofied on us." Yami said and licked some chocolate pudding off of Yugi's face, who started giggling. "Yes, but at least I have my Jew pride and my Edizzle right here!" I bit Malik's ear and smiled at them who were just giving me blank stares.

"JEW PRIDE!"

"JEW RPIDE!' they replied went back to eating their pudding and yeah we went outside and we were going to play a round of lacrosse! And you know that the Jew's are the best at this game. Uh huh. (2)

Peggie started explaining what the dilio (3) was in the center of our gay lovie dovey cracked up circle. And there was Bakura, Yami, Malik, and Seto sitting in that order.

Peggie stopped what he was doing and looked from Yami to Bakura and noticed that they were wearing the same shirt and shoes. "Aw look they're in love!" I don't know what his deal was because they had their dudes, but everyone has their own opinion and everyone dies…just like Peggie was about too!

Anyway Yami and Bakura growled, this should be damn fun! Better than watching people wrestle in the mud with each other!

Like my Jew home boys. We'd kick it on the front porch, Isis would braid my hair in corn rolls and Malik would be off somewhere with his pimped out cane deciding which color whips he would use on me that night. I sighed. That was good times I swear.

"DIE!" they started to beat the living crap out of Peggie with Lacrosse sticks. "When will Peggie ever learn Matizzle?" Ryou asked me tearing grass up from the ground and throwing it at the back of Seto's head.

"STOP THAT YOU STUPID CRACKER!" Seto turned around and glared daggers at Ryou. Ryou looked up at him with wide eyes like he didn't have the slightest clue what Tracizzle was talking about. (4) Oh hell no, was he trying to MESS with my blood?!

"You got something against Jews Tracizzle?!"

Tracizzle-*Looks confused*

"YOU HEARD ME TRACIZZLE! DON'T BE HATING! MALABOU!!!!" Tracizzle started to back away, muwhaha, hear me roar! "Thanks Jewizzle, but uh, I'm not Jewish…" he scratched the back of his head nervously. No need to be nervous Cracker!

"Your way too technical about things my very pale friend!" He shrugged and grabbed Bakura's ankle to stop him from mauling Peggie to death with a lacrosse stick I mean, talk about a way to go out, at least go out with STYLE!

"Aww look it's a foursome!" my sexy pimp just grinned and then Peggie, Ryou, Bakura and Yami decided to tackle and now begin to maul Edizzle. Me, Seto, and Jounouchi started laughing like hyena's up in that mug, fo sheezy! Eggs and pleasy!!!!!!

"Break it up!" Tea, evil Tea *hisses at her* came over and kicked them off of Peggie. It was just starting to get fun too. Poor Peggie. Someone ripped out some of his hair, Malik no doubt! Ooo silver hair! I grabbed for some of it from the ground as Peggie got lectured.

"Ha, ha Peggie's in trouble!!!" Seto and Jounouchi chanted.

Whatever, I sniffed the hair in my hands and smirked. I was smirking all weird, but to hell if I care. The hair smelled so good! But never better than Edizzle's hair!

"YOU ARE AN IRRESPONSIBLE, SICK MAN! I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE STILL A COUNLSER HERE LETTING THEM GO AROUND CUSSING AND SCREAMING *DILDO* EVERYWHERE!!!" Tea was going off!

"It's not like Mokuba and his little friends haven't heard it before." Peggie yawned and the man did have a point. He was such a smart ass. "So I guess Edizzle isn't good enough for you eh, Jew?" what the hell was Tracizzle talking about? Was he trying to be smart?

Smart ass, cocky, brunette! Just because he's rich doesn't mean nuttin! "Don't hate cause you ain't got the Jew fro going on!" I snapped my fingers in front of his face.

"Is that all you have to say? Huh, Jew boy!" Grrr THAT'S IT!

"TEA!!!!! SETO IS GOING OUT WITH JOUNOUCHI AND THEY HAVE MAD TOASTER MONKEY SEX!!!!!!!" I screamed and stomped out of the building I knew they were al staring at the back of my head shocked that me, the Jew would have an outburst like that but to hell if I cared!

THEY COULD GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE! NIZZLE BASTARD! NARISTIC BASTARDS! NAR, NAR BASTARDS! NARRR!!! ROAR!!!!!! I ran and jumped in the lake and sank to the bottom.

They will never find me here! I started to swim around and noticed, my lungs were getting tight and I was feeling all light headed, maybe I should go up for air….

NO! THAT'S WHAT THE WANT ME TO DO! Hah I was onto their little plans everyone plots against me, just when I thought my brothers would never let me down they go ahead and go over to the East side.

I growled, gahh water in my mouth!!! I turned around and came face to face with Ryou?! My eyes widened and he grabbed my hand looking very pissed off and dragged me up the surface. I didn't pull back because he'd end up drowning too, and I didn't want Bakura to revive me and then kill me again like ten times so yeah went with Ryou, my Cracker friend.

*splash*

I breathed deeply and just kinda bobbled up and down in the water. "What the fuck is wrong with you BAKA!!!" he hit my upside the head. "But I thought we were homies man? Where is the love!"

He looked at me giving me look to say `As if' Fine just dis me like that dude! "It's not my fucking fault he was getting on my nerves I mean he was beating on me cause I am a Jew I don't beat up on him for having a dog as a hikari, okay maybe I do, but still!" I slammed my fist into the water and made a splash in his face.

"Sowie" He shook his head. "Well now it's going around camp that they're together! People are teasing them it's like a scandal now because Seto or shall I saw Tracizzle is all rich, yet he picked up an innocent `doggy' who has a fucked up dad I mean do you know how hard this will be now?

"DAMN YOU!" he grabbed my head and pushed me under water!

"EHHH HELP!!!!!" I tried to get up and breathe but he wouldn't let me and I think I really could have heard some laughing, but whatever. He took his hand away and looked at me.

"Okay yes, I am sorry! It just slipped out can I get out now, I'm cold and I know you are toooo!" I gave him my style of ghettofied puppy dog eyes which looked pretty evil to him so I think he agreed.

So we got out of the water and shook ourselves of water and shivered walking over to our cabins. Afterwards, I walked to Seto's cabin with Jounouchi, I heard whimpering and I knew it was Jounouchi. Crap damn me to hell!

*knock, knock*

"Who the hell is it?!" It was Seto and I walked on in and took a seat between them, Seto was glaring. "Look you guys I'm all sorry and shit aiight? I didn't mean it but Seto you were pissing the hell out of me and I couldn't take it so it slipped okay? I'm really sorry and I'll help you if I can, ah hell I just wanted to say sorry and so you guys wanna be my Jew homies?!" I sighed and they gave me half smiles.

"GROUP HUG!" I looked at the door and there was everyone standing at the door grinning, oh no,

NO HUGS!!!!

Seto, Jounouchi, and Marik-*screams like little girls*

Everyone else-*runs at them and hugs them to death!*

Seto-NOO THE PAIN STOP THE MADNESS!!! He cried out and they all fell silent when they heard a big crack. Uh oh.

Bed-*breaks* "Damn it, why did you break me?! Can't you see I have to deal with this dog sleeping and drooling on me all night I mean come on you little fuckers!!!"

WE al scrambled off of the bed and looked at the destroyed bed that just talked. "Okay, Jou, I'll get you another bed, that hopefully doesn't talk." Peggie said and walked outside, we followed him, basically because we didn't fell like listening to Jounouchi's rambling bed. We all sat down under our usual tree and started rambling and cuddling each other.

"Matizzle, let's yell out Edles when Peggie comes back out!" Yami said and grinned we just kinda looked at him and scooted back. I'm not taking any chances. "Did Daisy tell you to do that Skank?" Yugi asked and looked up at him. Yami nodded and Yugi sighed.

Another sad attempt for him to be sane, I swear we should like kill Daisy one day, maybe next week or hell even tomorrow. I should tell Yugi and peoples. I got onto my knees and started to give him a back massage. He groaned and then it soon turned into a snore.

"Wake up you lazy bum!" I hit him in the small of his back and he whined. Aww how cute!!

"EDLES!!!" Yami squealed and Peggie stepped to the side before Yami could hug him. He looked at him who just ran into a wall then at us. "Daisy" we said in unison and he nodded. So we watched as Yami was talking to himself. We snickered.

"Shut the fuck up!" Yugi cried and started to walk towards his cabin. Sense no one wanted to get up, I guess it was my duty to do so. I walked up behind him and he was shaking. I sat down next to him and asked.

"What would you say if I could help get Yami to stop acting up and get all the others back?" he smiled and I took that as a yes.

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I really hoped you guys liked that chapter! Even though it's kind of cliffie ish! All ghettofied and what not. I added some stuff in here, or just built up on ideas and I have to say I hope Traki is very proud and it goes out to her! She's having trouble with her life so I hope this is giving her a laugh right now because God knows she needs it! Love much you guys!

-Valea

Well we always say this with my Jewish friends like some have curly hair and some boys were their hair in the Jew fro it's like an Afro but curly and whatnot.

I don't play Lacrosse so I wouldn't know, and I'm not Jewish, but hell go along with it!

The deal

Okay here's the deal in this chapter there are a lot of Izzle names and new nicknames that sometimes are used. Marik will get a series of them this chapter such as :Matizzle, Jewizzle, Jew, Jew boy, Bean, etc. Malik will get the nickname Edizzle. Seto will be Tracizzle. And before I just get you guys totally lost I'll stop there. So say it with me! Seto=Tracizzle. Malik=Edizzle. And Marik has a lot of crap so there.

Okay so you likey? This is going to be my note from now on at the end when I start rambling; I'm special. Please don't say ed!