Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Boys of Summer ❯ Zelnorm and Out of Hell ( Chapter 5 )

Okay you guys I am so proud of that last chapter even if you aren't because I think that was really funny. And to let you know I make all of these notes before I really put up the chapter sop you could give me a lot of reviews and I'm act like you didn't in the next note because I was to lazy to change it.

I'm such a lazy bum. I'm surprised to this day as to how I got into this catholic private school and I also wonder why the hell did I want to go there? Oh yeah because the Oakland public school system is screwed and like 2/3 of our school ends up going there. You are so dumb Valea, you are babbling now. Okay anyway, you guys review this please? Make me and Tracy, the one who's life this is kinda based on feel special!

Disclaimer-I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! I don't own Tracy's life but I do own the extra random ideas in here. And if I did own Yu-Gi-Oh! You know I would have raped Yami, Yugi, Ryou, Marik, Malik and Bakura because I think I'd still be either as tall or a little taller than him in real life. Oh yes, power to me, I'm 5'7" whoot whoot? No…

The Boys of Summer

Zelnorm and Out of Hell

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We got in so much trouble today, Yami and Bakura went all out on each other, it was great I swear, especially drinking that gin and juice. Damn that shit is so good! Ha, ha I just said a bad word! I feel special, I giggled.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Bakura growled and shot a glare at Yami, who glared right back. I swear there's something going on there.

"Nothing, I'm not PMSing like YOU!" me and Yugi laughed, but Bakura didn't do anything why? Because he loves me, he loves me, HE LOVES ME, HE'S MY BITCH! MUWHAHAHA!

I didn't just have an evil outburst I swear it wasn't me! Okay anyway, we're on our way into civilization! Finally, since we're all old and cool and shit, we get to go to the nearest town, stock up on candy, that hopefully we can hide, try to torture each other.

Good times.

"Yugi…" he turned to look at me and I pointed at Yami who was about to cut off some of Marik's hair with a pocket knife. One that was mean and two where did he get the pocket knife?...

"Bad Skank!" Yugi snatched away the knife and hid it in his pants that I'm sure Yami would love to get into.

"Sorry my little Snoggy" he smiled that insane grin, which was nothing compared to my Skankotron. See I call Bakura now, Skankotron and he calls me, Skankomatic. I guess it was from all those lovely nights in the room and…I sighed and then Bakura and everyone started to laugh at me?

"What's so funny damn it?" and they all pointed at my pants and I didn't even need to look I just curled into a ball. Why do you tease me so?!

"IT'S NOT VERY NICE!" I yelled and then flew forward out of my seat onto the floor.

"We're here!" Tea chirped and hopped, literally hopped off of the bus. I want to go screaming for my life now. Or hit Tea with a stray branch whatever works you know?

We trampled off the bus and followed Malik, he owes us lunch! "Aw, Marik, he's so nice to be buying us lunch like this!" Marik snickered and we walked on into Blondie's.

I sat down next to Yugi, Marik and Jounouchi and across was Yami, Malik, Bakura, and Seto. He seems really moody sometimes, but I cringed because he was licking his lips at Jou, and uh, he was smiling right back at him. Ew that's gross! I threw some ice at him.

" `Ey watch it! Evil little brat"

"You know it"

I stopped, but APPARENTLY, Marik wanted to continue. So all these people walked by as we sat by the window and he kept throwing ice at them.

"STOP IT YOU LITTLE BOOGER!" Some old guy with a cane yelled as he passed by and ended up tripping because he was waving his cane at us. Stupid old man. Watch what the hell your doing next time.

"He's stupid" I said.

"No shit" Yugi replied and took a bite out of his pizza. Bakura was happily munching on his, packed with extra sausage and meat. Ra he's a pig. But at least he's MY pig. Oh yeah I started to do my happy dance. And they were looking at me.

"What?" they shook their heads like `nothing' and went back to it. Bastards! I poked Yugi. He poked me back. I poke, he poke, we all poke for PIZZA! So Yugi kept on throwing ice at people and I kept giggling my head off like a fucking loon like the old man with the GODS DAMNED CANE! Why am I yelling?

Well not really yelling, but yelling you know? NO you don't know shut up foo! "Yugi, stop that."

"No I don't wanna!" he whined and kept throwing ice at random people walking by.

"Yeah see…" Peggie started out. "Yugi and Yami or better know as Skank and Snoggy are in love." I snorted and Bakura said under his breath "No shit…"

"Watch your mouth, so anyway they are having trouble because Skank has failed to give Snoggy his daily blow job" and we all busted out laughing and Yugi threw a big ass cube of nice at Peggie's nose.

"HA, HA!" Seto pointed and laughed and then Pegasus threw a fork at him. And he started grumbling and Yugi went back to throwing the ice. "Hey, dude throw some ice at those girls over there" Seto said and nodded to these really ditzy looking girls who were gabbing non-stop. "Yeah hit `em, hit `em!" Jounouchi chanted.

So Yugi made this really weird grin, attempting to make an evil grin but failed miserably, just like Yami who tries to be sane. See, here's the thing, Yami is a schizophrenic dude it's not even funny.

Like he believes that this walrus named Daisy lives inside of his head. Not only that the walrus is evil and wears a black rose on her head that slowly wilts because she gets more evil by the day. And she bites. And she tells him to do things that are bad even though he doesn't want too, but he does it anyway. Yes, I know he's a crazy bastard, but whatever, as long as he doesn't pull that crap around me, I'm okay!

So back to the girls. He managed to hit them just fine. "Damn..*mumbles* kept bending over *grumble, grumble*" he was talking to himself.

Finally Yami asked "Okay so did you just want to peg them in the ass or are there other reasons? Like, YOU WANTED THEM DON'T YOU?! You don't love me anymore Yugi? How could you!" he faked acting upset and Yugi just looked at him like h was so bored.

"Oh this is great" I whispered to Marik and he nodded, snickering.

"But it really does make you wonder huh?" he asked and I nodded.

"Dude, I don't have anymore ice so what the fuck do you think?" Yugi replied. By then we couldn't take it we all just started laughing out heads off, me and Marik and Yugi were giggling and everyone else was doing their evil cackles it was good times. GOOD TIMES!

Didn't last for long though, but then does it ever? So we started to walk out of Blondies right and we were going to our new haven. WAL MART! "CANDY!!!!" Yami and Bakura yelled in unison and ran to the candy isle and I swear they started to cry out of joy. Me, Yugi, and Marik stood at the entrance.

"Now why can't they act like that when they see us?" I asked and started to walk down some random isle of bath stuff. Ooo, Juniper! I took some and sniffed it I know! I'm a shower gel addict.

"I know, they're such sex fiends, but can't help but love them now can we?" Yugi grabbed a pink sponge and started to rub it against his cheek…purring. I held his hand and slowly put the one with the sponge back. "No Yugi, do not stoop so low as to resorting to sponges for pleasure."

Me and Marik started laughing and he just pouted and we walked out the aisle and we were snatched up by our boys. "Time for you to come with me!" my Skankotron said and whisked me off to the candy. I almost forgot about that! And now we can steal some and eat it right now, we'll pay for it later…NOT!

*An Hour later, everyone is sugar high*

"OH YEAH!!!!!" I screamed and started bouncing up and down on those big red thingies that you can sit on and hold onto this grip thing and yeah!!! We were racing who could get to the end of the aisle first! I was now racing Malik, oh yeah!!!

"YOU ARE SOO GOING DOWN!" I laughed and got my GAME FACE on! "WHATEVER YOU SAY SHORTY!" oh no he DID NOT just call ME short, the boyfriend of the great SKANKOTRON!

"GOO!!!!" Seto waved a bra tied around a pickle in the air and I bounced way UP! And right back down oh yes it was close. I could feel that pressure! Ahh the smell of new stuff in the store was great and then I WAS VICTORIOUS AND I WON, I WON!!!! "YEAH BABY YEAH!!!!!"

I got off the ball and started to do my happy punkafied dance. "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!!!!" I went up and stuck my tongue out at him.

"DAMN YOU KIDS!!!!!" Uh oh time to go, everyone grabbed their crap, snickers, pixie sticks, shock tarts, every kind of chocolate known to our kind, and we can't forget those Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms! Dropped out money and we busted out of that mug!!!!!

"AND DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK EITHER YOU FREAKY ASS BASTARD HOOLIGANS!!!!!!!" and we ran away down the block and right into Tea and Peggie who didn't look very happy. WE smiled innocently and hid our goods behind our backs.

"Stay the fuck out of trouble we WANT to be able to come back here later!" Pegasus glared really hard at us, but Tea smacked him upside his head.

Us-"Ooooo!"

`Watch your mouth or ELSE FEEL MY WRATH!" Tea twitched and stalked off. "Well, SOMEONE forgot to take their medication this morning!" everyone laughed at Malik and Peggie glared.

"Aww don't be mad at us Peggie! We were just having some fun!! Don't you want us to have FUN!" Yugi said in that little voice and oh yeah he broke out the puppy dog eyes. You know I've never seen Jounouchi's puppy face, but I still don't think it'd be as good as Yugi's.

"Yeah whatever, anyway, you got fifteen minutes and we're out of here." Peggie said and went off to the bus, we really need to cheer him up sometime. But that time is not now so who gives a fuck?

"Well we'll be on the bus, we have nothing more to do." Marik grabbed Malik's hand grinning like Skankotron and then Jou and Seto followed them back to the bus. "Same here, see you guys" Seto winked and ran to the bus, pulling poor Jou behind him.

"They ditched us." Yami stated,

"Yup." Skankotron said.

"Let's go into La Val's!" Yugi smiled and we took a step back. "Well er, Serinity and Mokuba are in there. No where else you know… heh heh?" he scratched behind his head nervously. WE shrugged and went with him. I have to wonder about my fruity friend Yugi sometimes. (1)

Yugi was blushing when we walked in. I saw Yami stroking Yugi's hair and whispering little things into his ear and I sat down in a corner watching as Mokuba just sat there and watched Serenity try on clothes. He looked bored out of his freaking mind.

Poor kid.

I couldn't help but think was anything really changing between me and Bakura? I still hadn't really talked to him and all that stuff. I looked over at Yugi ad Yami. Lucky asses.

"Something wrong Ryou?" Bakura sat down next to me, and wow, he actually looked concerned! Oh my Ra this is breaking news alert the media!

I shook my head though, I didn't want to tell him but for him to figure it out his self. He raiwsed an eyebrow and I gasped he picked me up and put me in his lap and held me! Eeek, I feel the heat rushing into my cheeks. Crap and double damn. And Zut! He was reading my mind already I knew it, it felt like worms were crawling threw my brain.

It's not the most pleasant feeling. And then it stopped he held me tighter and whispered in my ear "We'll talk later"

I walked out and I looked back to see Yugi get up form a trashcan in the store ad walk out holding something. "What's that Yugi?" I asked and he unfolded his hands to reveal a purple alien with three legs and a hat. I gave Yugi a look.

"This is Zelnorm. Zelnorm is the last Zelnormain on earth because I said so. Zelnormain poodles are like our cats and he has an awful tendency to get into attack mode and I try to hold him back I really do, but it doesn't work."

I blinked. "That's great Yugi." And all of a sudden he threw that alien at me! And he was like attacking me with it! "YUGI STOP THAT!"

"I can't Ryou! I'm, trying to hold him back but!" And then he just stopped and we got up and kept walking. I picked up my pace to joint Bakura. Everyone is cracking.

But besides that, and the fact Bakura was so friendly and kind and…yeah…

Ahh I feel like I'm on cloud nine right now! Yes cloud nine is my home as I got back onto the bus and saw something I really didn't need to see!!! Malik was all on top of Marik their hair even MORE out of place than it was with their shirts half off and they were panting. AND MARIK'S HAND WAS IN MALIK'S PANTS!

And then there was Jounouchi and Seto! Jounouchi was crouching over Seto like a freaking dog and looked like he was about to bite the guys neck and there was Peggie sitting way in the front of the bus, which was very wise on his part. He was sipping a Grande caramel frappicno and reading the news paper.

Obviously he could use some caffeine from having us around. But it still won't bring back his sanity. I saw his eye twitch while I walked back to my seat and unfortunaly had to watch Seto, Jounouchi, Malik and Marik get themselves back together.

Can't they have the decency to get a FREAKING ROOM? Gosh what are you going o do with sex fiends these days?

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Another one done. It's that grand? I'm glad you liked it, if you liked it. Yup, look forward to seeing more of that alien.

-Valea

(1) was it just me? Or did that rhythm? And to tell you all I have nothing wrong with gay people or Bi people in fact I love them very much, they're more sane than straight people more or less. I just wanted to make a cute little moment. That's all don't hurt me.