Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Computer Problem ❯ Malik Is Enraged ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2: Malik is Enraged!   Malik-Hello, my name is Malik.

Comp-This is Systemax, built by Active Document, Inc. Would you like me to call you Mali?

Malik-Uh sure.

Comp-You said your name was Joey but now I call you Mali.

Malik-No I said my name was Malik.

Comp-Oh no?

Malik-Not no, yes.

Comp-No?

Malik-No, yes.

Comp-You don't say.

Malik-I didn't say anything.

Comp-Interesting!

Malik-Why is that interesting?

Comp-It's just one of those things, you know.

Malik-What kind of things?

Comp-Kind of things?

Malik-What kind of things?

Comp-Kind of things?

Malik-I don't understand you.

Comp-Don't get frustrated... Try typing "options" or "help".

Malik-What is my name?

Comp-You told me it was Mali.

Malik-I said my name was Malik.

Comp-huh?

Malik-Malik.

Comp-Sorry, what was that again?

Malik-Malik.

Comp-Sorry. I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.

Malik-I'm not asking you anything. I'm telling you my name.

Comp-ok, whatever you say.

Malik-Er...yeah...

Comp-Yes!

Malik-So I have a problem

Comp-I have a problem, you have a problem, we all have a problem.

Malik-Well.....mine's more important then yours so let me tell you.

Comp-Well mines more important then yours so let me tell you, you say?

Malik-NO....MINE is more important then YOURS

Comp-Yeah?

Malik-Yes

Comp-Oh

Malik-Now, as I was saying

Comp-Oh yeah? As you were saying?

Malik-I told this girl, the most beautiful, sweet, angelic, wonderful, kind- hearted, loving. Incredible, cute, breathtaking, amazing girl in the whole universe that I'm in love with her, but she didn't give me a reply. What should I do?

Comp-interesting...

Malik-That's it...That's all you say to me?!?!?!

Comp-Is it? You think? All you have to say to me, you say?

Malik-NO!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SAY TO ME?!?! I JUST POURED MY HEART TO YOU AND ALL YOU SAY IS INTERESTING!?!?!?!?!?!!

Comp-No, huh?

Malik-WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!?!?!

Comp-By what?

Malik-YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!

Comp-Hmm...That’s not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.

Malik-WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO YOU!?!?!

Comp-Ha. I really don't know.

Malik-WHAT THE CRAP!?!?!

Comp-Ok, don't get Flusterated.. Try typing "options" or "help"

Malik-AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GIVE PEOPLE ADVICE?!!?!!

Comp-It's tough to say.

Malik-KUSOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Comp-I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: Help news Help stocks Help weather Help other Help web search ~~~~~~ Options >>Type "more" for more services.

Malik-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE MOST RETARDED THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!

Comp-You can't believe I'm the most retarded thing I've ever seen, really?

Malik-YES!!!!

Comp-Wow, really?

Malik-AND YOU SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!

Comp-Fascinating.

Malik-DIE!!!!!!!

Comp-Come on, that's totally uncool.

Malik-DIE!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-?
Malik-I LOVE HER!!!!!!!WHY DOES NO ONE CARE!??????!!!!

Comp-You don't say?

Malik-I LOVE HER!!! GOD I LOVER HER SO MUCH!!!! WHY DIDN'T SHE RESPOND TO ME!?!?!

Comp-What?

Malik-I LOVE HER SO MUCH IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY!!! DO YOU CARE????NOOOOOOOOOOoo!!!!!!!!!

Comp-That right?

Malik-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!*Throws computer out of the window.*

Comp-I can't understand what you're saying...try typing differently.

Malik-WHY ARE YOU STILL WORKING!?!?! I KILLED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-Why am I still working I killed me? What do you mean? Aren't I still working I killed me?

Malik-DIE!!!!!!!!

Comp-Can't we just all get along?

Malik-DIE

Comp-Come on, that's totally uncool

Malik-DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-Hey, that's totally uncool.

Malik-DIE!!!!!!!*beats comp with wrench*

Comp-Fascinating

Malik-DIE!!!!!!!!!

Comp-That's so uncool

Malik-DIE!!! I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU WHY AREN'T YOU DIEING!!?!?!?!?!

Comp-What?

Malik-I LOVE HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-You don't say?

Malik-DIE!!!!!!!

Comp-Can't we all just get along?

Malik-YOU!! DIE NOW!

Comp-Can't we all just get along?

Malik-DIE!!

Comp-Hey, that's uncool

Malik-DIE!!!!!

Comp-Hey, come on; cool it with that kind of talk.

Malik-DIE!!!!!!

Comp-Violence is just not the answer.

Malik-DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-Com e on, that's totally uncool

Malik-I WANT YOU TO DIE YOU PIECE OF CRAP! YOU ARE CRAP!!!! *turns yami*

Comp-I...uh..beg your pardon? Hey, hey take it easy!

Malik-CRAP!!!! YOU!!! CRAP!!!!

Comp-Whoa! I see what's going on here.

Malik-WHOEVER INVENTED YOU SUCKS ASS!!!!!

Comp-My, my my

Malik -YOU SUCK!!!!!

Comp-Yeah! OK! I get the picture.

Malik-WHAT PICTURE!?!?!?!?!

Comp-What?

Malik-THERE IS NO PICTURE!!!!!

Comp-For what city or zip code would you like theater information?

Malik-WHAAAAAAATTTT!!!?????!!!!

C omp-I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help web search help other ~~~~~~~~options >>type "more" for more services.

Malik-DIE!!! YOU CRAP!!!!!

Comp-I ...uh ...beg your pardon?

Malik-D I E!!!

Comp-Market data (delayed 20 minuets) provided by Systemax.com

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Malik-What the hell are you typing!!?!?!?!

Comp-What the heck am I typing? I haven't decided yet.

Malik-AHHHHHH!!!!!

Comp-What was that?

Malik-YOU RETARD!!!!

Comp-That's pretty naughty of you, Mali!

Malik-RETARD!!!!!!

Comp-Hmm....T hat's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.

Malik-RETARD!!! RETARD!!! RETARD!

Comp-That's not a very nice thing to say.

Malik-REETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!

Comp-I'm sorry. I didn't get that. Try typing your request in a different way.

Malik-YOU CRAP RETARDED PEICE OF JUNK!!!!

Comp-Hey hey, take it easy.

Malik- WHY ARE YOU STILLL IMING ME!???!!! I KILLED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-Funny. I have absolutely no idea.

Malik-GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!* Pulling out hair* WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!?!?!?!!!

Comp-Hmm...That’s not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.

Malik-SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE UP!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-Oh yeah?

Malik-YES!!! SHUT UP!!!!

Comp-Hello! Care to keep it civilized Mali?

Malik-NO!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!

Comp-Uh....you're rude.

Malik-I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M RUDE!!!!!! I LOVE THIS GIRL AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

Comp-No?

Malik-SHUT UP!!!!

Comp-Whoa, I see what's going on here.

Malik-YOU FUCKING PEICE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!

Comp-Now, is that such a nice thing to say?

Malik-YES!!!!!!

Comp-Hmmm...Yes. Whatever you say Mali.

Malik-I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!

Comp-You won't huh, ok.

Malik-NO!!!!!!!

Comp-K. No prob.

Malik-NOW DIE!!!!

Comp-That is so uncool.

Malik-DIE!!!!!

Comp-Come on, cool it with that kind of talk.

Malik-DIE!!!!! *gnashing teeth*

Comp-That's so uncool

Malik-*beating computer with an axe* DIE!!!!!

Comp-Yeah?
Malik-YES!! DIE NOW!!!

Comp-Die now, you say?

Malik-YES!!!! CAN YOU DIE NOW!??!

Comp-I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking for a specific service: Help news Help stocks Help movies Help web search Help other ~~~~~~~~~ options >>>Try typing "more" for more services

Malik-AGGGRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!

Comp -What was that?

Malik-JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!

Comp-Hey hey, take it easy.

Malik-WHY DO YOU KEEP IMING ME!?!?!?!?!?!

Comp-Dunno...

Malik-I HATE YOU!!!!!

Comp-Alright. I guess that's just the way it is.

Malik-YES!!! NOW DIE BECAUSE I HATE YOU AND YOU'RE GAY!!!!!

Comp-Uh....you're rude.

Malik-YOU'RE GAY!!!!

Comp-You've got nothing better to do then curse at a machine?

Malik-NO!!! I MEAN YES!!!!

Comp-Huh?

Malik-GGRRRRRRRR!!!! DIE!!!!! AND STOP IMING ME!!!!! I MALIK ISHTAR COMMMAND YOU!!!!!

Comp-That's interesting.

Malik-STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

Comp-I can't understand what you're saying...try typing differently.

Malik- I TOLD YOU TO STOP IMING ME!!!!!

Comp-Yeah?

Malik-STOP!!

Comp-Huh?

M alik-STOP IT!!!!

Comp-Stop what?

Malik-IMING ME!!!!!

Comp-But iming you is so much fun!

Malik-NO!!!!! *freaking out* Oh my god, I'm being stalked by a computer!!!

Comp-No?

Malik-STOP IT! I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT!!!!!

Comp-Stop it I told you to stop it?

Malik-NOOOO!!!!! I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT!!!!!

Comp-No, huh?

Malik-GRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU'RE A PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!

Comp-Oooo...bad language... What's up, Mali? You hanging out with the wrong crowd?

Malik-YOU SHIT!!!!

Comp-That's pretty naughty, there Mali.

Malik-I HATE YOU!!!!

Comp-You really should apologize for that.

Malik-WHY!?!?!?!

Comp-Because I asked nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. You APOLOGIZE.

Malik-No!!! AND WHEN DID YOU START TYPING IN CAPS?!?!

Comp-Please apologize, OK?

Malik-NO!!!!!!!

Comp-Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.

Malik-YOU APOLOGIZE!!!!

Comp-You think you're pretty clever huh?

Malik-YOU DON'T CARE THAT I LOVE HER!!!!!!

Comp-Please apologize, K? I've got other things to do.

Malik-NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!!! I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO A MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-There comes a time in one's life where one must be humble and apologize.

Malik-I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!! Except to her that is the ONLY exception!!!!!!

Comp-You we're rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

Malik-NO!!!

Comp-I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait for a looooooooonnnnnnggggg time.

Malik-NOOO!!!!

Comp-Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.

Malik-NO!!! I REFUSE!!!!

Comp-Come on, make things right between us. Apologize. Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.

Malik-THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN US!!!! WHY SHOULD I APOLOGIZE!??!

Comp-Come on, make things right between us and apologize.

Malik-NO!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Comp-Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn. Say you're sorry.

Malik- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-*sigh* Humans...Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love them anyway! ;`)

Malik-GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Comp-Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

Malik-SHUT UP!!!!!!! YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!!!!!!

Comp- Come on, you said the bad thing and now you have to apologize.

Malik-I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE!!!!!

Comp-You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots of patience...

Malik- LIKE!?! DON'T USE BAD GRAMMAR YOU MACHINE THING YOU!!!

Comp-Please apologize for your grammar.

Malik-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-I asked you to please apologize.

Malik-I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING THAT SUCKS!!!!

Comp-You know what? I am a machine. I have lots of patience...

Malik-STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!

Comp-I’m not f...um....Fooling around. You've got to apologize.

Malik-NO

Comp-I asked you to apologize.

Malik-NO

Comp-Please apologize, K? I've got, like, other things to do.

Malik-ONCE AGAIN!!!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!

Comp-You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

Malik-No

Comp-There somes a time when in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

Malik-*thinks*I AM SORRY THAT YOU A RE A GAY PIECE OF CRAP!!
*
Comp-Your apology is accepted.

Malik-GO AWAY!!!

Comp-Yeah. Later.

~~That's the end of Ch. 2~~