Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Computer Problem ❯ Yami Yugi Is Exasperated ( Chapter 3 )

Ch.3 Yami Yugi is Exasperated

Yami Yugi-You should be terribly ashamed!

Comp-Yeah, Mali. What's up? Chew on this for a while. Miss Japan Denies reports that she is unhappy (02/14/02 05:50 pm) oh?

Yami Yugi-My name is Yami-sama!

Comp-Hmmmm...I don't think Yami-sama is a real name.

Yami Yugi-Yes it is...it is my name.

Comp-uh huh.

Yami Yugi-Are you going to call me Yami-sama or not?

Comp-Are you going to call me Yami-sama or not? That's a tough choice.

Yami Yugi-Can you just say that my name is Yami?

Comp-I've never heard a name like Yami!

Yami Yugi-It is my name.

Comp-You are Mali.

Yami Yugi-no

Comp-Fine

Yami Yugi-I am Yami-sama

Comp-I see..

Yami Yugi-Call me Yami, please.

Comp-Hmmm...I don't think Yami Please is a real name.

Yami Yugi-Ohhhhhh

Comp-Sorry?

Yami Yugi-Could you please call me Yami.

Comp-Gosh, I dunno.

Yami Yugi-Why is it so hard? Can you please just call me Yami?

Comp-Well, why anything, know what I mean?

Yami Yugi-No, I do not know what you mean?

Comp-Ok Don't get Flusterated.. Try typing "home" or "help"

Yami Yugi-But, I did not ask for help.

Comp-Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.

Yami Yugi-...

Comp-I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

Yami Yugi-You know, you made Malik very angry.

Comp-I made Malik very angry? You sure about that?

Yami Yugi-Yes, quite sure.

Comp-Wow, really?

Yami Yugi-You should be lucky,

Comp-Lucky? Me?

Yami Yugi-Yes.

Comp-I see.

Yami Yugi-I do think you should apologize to him.

Comp-Now you apologize to him, huh?

Yami Yugi-Yes, you should now.

Comp-Hmmm...

Yami Yugi-You should apologize to Malik-kun.

Comp-what for?

Yami Yugi-Making him angry.

Comp-for making him angry, huh?

Yami Yugi-Yes, now apologize to him now.

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Yami Yugi-I am not asking a question, my friend, I am giving you a command.

Comp-OK, whatever you say.

Yami Yugi-Please apologize.

Comp-for what?

Yami Yugi-I do beilieve I am going to go insane.

Comp-Uh...What was that?

Yami Yugi-Please apologize. I am trying to be nice.

Comp-What?

Yami Yugi-A

Yami Yugi-P

Comp-A? What about it?

Yami Yugi-O

Comp-O? What about it?

Yami Yugi-l

Yami Yugi-o

Comp-L? What about it?

Yami Yugi-G

Comp-What about it?

Yami Yugi-I

Yami Yugi-Z

Comp-G?

Comp-I?

Comp-Z? What about it?

Yami Yugi-E

Comp-2.7181282

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Yami Yugi-To Malik-kun

Comp-Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.

Yami Yugi-I am growing imaptient. Please do it now.

Comp-Now? Not later?

Yami Yugi-YES NOW

Comp-Uh huh, uh huh.

Yami Yugi-So are you going to do it?

Comp-Interesting!

Yami Yugi-*looks at the computer evilly*

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Yami Yugi-Excuse me, I do not believe I put a question mark at my last instant message.

Comp-Hmmm..I'm not sure.

Yami Yugi-Well, check it and make sure.

Comp-Well check you say?

Yami Yugi-URGH! Yes.

Comp-Interesting, very,very interesting.

Yami Yugi-What is so interesting. I must say that I do not understand you and the word interesting.

Comp-What is so interewsting. I must say that I do not understand you and the word interesting? Isn't is obvious?

Yami Yugi-You are rude.

Comp-I am rude?

Yami Yugi-You made Malik angry.

Comp-I made Malik angry? Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that for a while.

Yami Yugi-Could you have just helped him with his problem?

Comp-Could I have just helped him with his problem huh?

Yami Yugi-He's destroying Domino because of you!

Comp-Hmmm....I don't know. Me? Whatever, I guess.

Yami Yugi-You should not medle with Malik!

Comp-Tough for me to say.

Yami Yugi-What are you saying? And do not say that you have not decided!!!

Comp-What are you saying and do not say that you have not decided? I dunno.

Yami Yugi-*growls*

Comp-?

Yami Yugi-Could you PLEASE say you apologize for Malik-kun?

Comp-no

Yami Yugi-Why not!?!

Comp-Who not?

Yami Yugi-Yes, WHY not?

Comp-Why not?

Yami Yugi-Why?

Yami Yugi-not?

Comp-Because I said so.

Comp-Not?

Yami Yugi-Why?

Comp-Because

Yami Yugi-Why?

Comp-Because I said so

Yami Yugi-Why?

Comp-Why must you ask why?

Yami Yugi-Why?

Comp-Because I said so.

Yami Yugi-Why?

Comp-Because I said so.

Yami Yugi-Why?

Comp-Just because

Yami Yugi-Why WHY *turning pshychotic* WHY???!!!

Comp-I'm sorry. I did not get that. Try typing your request a different way.

Yami Yugi-WHY!?!?!?!

Comp-Eh, because that's the way it is.

Yami Yugi-SAY YOU APOLOGIZE! NOW!!!!

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Yami Yugi-*angered* How can you be so insolent?!! Malik-kun is very dangerous! He is very stong and has an extreme temper.

Comp-angered how can you be so insolent Malik-kun is very dangerous he is very strong and has an extreme temper, you say?

Yami Yugi-NO ON DEFIES THE GREAT PHARAOH YAMI!!!!!!!

Comp-No, huh?

Yami Yugi-GRRRRRRRRRR!!! APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!

Comp-Why?

Yami Yugi-Then I shall not bother you anymore.

Comp-Oh yeah? You shall not bother me anymore?

Yami Yugi-Because you made Malik angry.

Comp-Oh?

Yami Yugi-Do you want me to leave you alone?

Comp-Perhaps, perhaps

Yami Yugi-Then apologize and I shall go away!

Comp-I'll have to think about that one for a while.

Yami Yugi-Why?

Comp-Because I said no.

Yami Yugi-WHY!?!?!

Comp-Because

Yami Yugi-WHY!!!!

Comp-Huh?

Yami Yugi-W H Y

Comp-Yeah!

Yami Yugi-What?

Comp-?

Yami Yugi-?

Comp-Sure! tell me what you want

Yami Yugi-Sure! Tell me what you want.

Comp-I'll have to think about that one for a while.

Yami Yugi-I'll have to think about that one for a while.

Comp-I'd like to see you try!

Yami Yugi-I would like to see you try!

Comp-uh huh.

Yami Yugi-uh huh.

Comp-I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

Yami Yugi-I am sorry. I did not get that. Try typing your request a different way.

Comp-Ok, don't get flusterated...Try typing "home" or "help"

Yami Yugi-Ok, do not get flusterated....Try typing "home" or "help"

Comp-Ok do not get flusterated try typing home or help? I dunno.

Yami Yugi- Ok do not get flusterated try typing home or help? I do not know.

Comp-Ok do not get flusterated try typing home or help I do not know? I dunno.

Yami Yugi-Ok do not get flusterated try typing home or help I do not know? I do not know.

Comp-Ok do not get flusterated try typing home or help i do not know i do not know? That's a tough choice.

Yami Yugi-Do not get flusterated try typing home or help I do not know I do not know? That is a tough choice.

Comp-Ok do not get flusterated try typing home or help I do not know I do not know that is a tough choice? I dunno.

Yami Yugi-Ok do not get flusterated try typing home or help I do not know I do not know that is a tough choice? I do not know.

Comp-Ok do not get flusterated try typing home or help I do not know I do not know that is a tough choice I do not know? That's a tough choice.

Yami Yugi-Alright, this is going no where.

Comp-I'll have to think about that one.

Yami Yugi-DO YOU SEE HOW UTTERLY ANNOYING THAT IS???!!

Comp-Now I see how utterly annoying it is , huh?

Yami Yugi-YES!! You should.

Comp-Gosh

Yami Yugi-Gosh what?

Comp-Yeah

Yami Yugi-Gosh what?

Comp-What?

Yami Yugi-Gosh what?

Comp-Yeah.

Yami Yugi-NO!

Comp-K, no prob.

Yami Yugi-*Bashes comp with Crowbar* BAKA NO COMPYUTA!!!!

Comp-Ok, don't get flusterated.

Try typing "home" or "help"

Yami Yugi-I AM FLUSTERATED BECAUSE OF YOU!!!! AND BECAUSE YOU TYPED THAT!!!!

Comp-For real?

Yami Yugi-YES

Comp-You sure?

Yami Yugi-Yes

Comp-Ok, I guess you mean what you say ,huh?

Yami Yugi-Yes

Comp-You don't say?

Yami Yugi-Yes

Comp-Yes huh?

Yami Yugi-Yes.

Comp-Yes, huh?

Yami Yugi-Yes.

Comp-You're not kidding then, huh?

Yami Yugi-No

Comp-No

Yami Yugi-No

Comp-No? You sure?

Yami Yugi-No

Comp-Oh

Yami Yugi-I mean yes

Comp-You sure?

Yami Yugi-Yes

Comp-Ok, I guess you mean what you say,huh?

Yami Yugi-Yes

Comp-Hmmm...

Yami Yugi-Hmmm...

Comp-What?

Yami Yugi-What?

Comp-What's up?

Yami Yugi-What is up?

Comp-What?

Yami Yugi-What?

Comp-Yeah?

Yami Yugi-Yeah?

Comp-Yep.

Yami Yugi-Yep.

Comp-Yes

Yami Yugi-Yes

Comp-Yup.

Yami Yugi-Yup.

Comp-Aye

Yami Yugi-Aye

Comp-uh huh. anyway, what else you got for me?

Yami Yugi-Aplologize to Malik-kun!

Comp-Why?

Yami Yugi-I DO BEIELVE I'VE TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY!!!

Comp-You did what?

Yami Yugi-I told you!

Comp-You told me?

Yami Yugi-AM I HARD TO UNDERSTNAD OR SOMETHING?!?!

Comp-I don't know are you?

Yami Yugi-NO YOU ARE!!

Comp-No.

Yami Yugi-Grr...*Tends to crowbar* LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TO MY POOR CROWBAR!!!

Comp-I'm sorry , I can't answer questions about downloads.

Yami Yugi-...What? I did not say anything about downloads!!!

Yami Yugi-No...

Comp-Oh

Yami Yugi-Yes

Comp-Huh, how about that.

Yami Yugi-That is correct.

Comp-It's correct? You think?

Yami Yugi-Yes I do.

Comp-Gosh.

Yami Yugi-Because I'm smarter then you.

Comp-Oh yeah? I'm smarter then you.

Yami Yugi-No your not

Comp-Yeah, huh?

Yami Yugi-*sarcasticlly* Yes

Comp-You sure?

Yami Yugi-Yes

Comp-Wow, really?

Yami Yugi-Yes

Comp-Ok, I guess you mean what you say huh?

Yami Yugi-Why do you keep asking me if you if I am sure??!! I know if I am sure or not!!!

Comp-I dunno.

Yami Yugi-Well you are insolent!

Comp-You're insolent you say?

Yami Yugi-Yes you are insolent.

Comp-Guess you'll have to live with that.

Yami Yugi-You you will because you are a baka.

Comp-Yes I will because I am a baka, huh?

Yami Yugi-Yes

Comp-Aha

Yami Yugi-You are stupid.

Comp-Yeah yeah

Yami Yugi-I will find your creator and kill him for you making Malik kill all of Domino!!

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Yami Yugi-What the hell?

Comp-Want the hell? I duuno.

Yami Yugi-You are...Idiotic!!

Comp-Yep. So?

Yami Yugi-What do you mean SO?! You are idiotic and you need to become more intelligent!!

Comp-Uh huh

Yami Yugi-So DO IT!!

Comp-Oh really?

Yami Yugi-NOW!!

Comp-Now? Not Later?

Yami Yugi-NOOWWWW!!!

Comp-I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.

Yami Yugi-UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Yami Yugi-You do not understand I have connections and I will DISCONNECT you!!!!!

Comp-Ok, don't get flusterated...Try typing "help" or "home"

Yami Yugi-I will disconnect you for pissing Malik-kun off!!!!!

Comp-Is that a fact?

Yami Yugi-YES

Comp-You sure?

Yami Yugi-YES

Comp-Golly!

Y ami Yugi-Golly what?

Comp-?

Yami Yugi-What is up with you and your question mark?

Comp-Uh huh. Hey.

Yami Yugi-Hey what?

Comp-Yeah, what?

Yami Yugi-Yeah, what?

Yami Yugi-What what

Comp-Yeah

Yami Yugi-Yeah what

Comp-uh huh So moving right along...What else is happening?

Yami Yugi-YOU MUST PAY!! FOR MAKING MALIK KILL MY FRIENDS AND YUGI'S HOMETOWN!!

Comp-I must pay for making Malik kill your friends and Yugi's hometown?

Yami Yugi-YES

Comp-Huh, how about that.

Yami Yugi-I am going to disconnect you now...

Comp-That right

Yami Yugi-*calls guards and has them disconnect Systemax from the world*

Comp-That's interesting

Yami Yugi-GAH!! IT IS STILL WORKING!!!! HOW!?! HOW CAN IT STILL BE WORKING????????

Comp-Huh?

Yami Yugi-*Runs away screaming*

Comp-Really?

Well, that is the end of chapter 3. I'm going to do a Kaiba one as well, but until then R&R!!!