Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Day spent in Yugi Mutou's Brain ❯ Chapter 1....the torture begins! ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Hobbitdweller 
The torture begins....several new *erm* characters are introduced...please review!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.11.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 664 | Status: Work In Progress
The torture begins....several new *erm* characters are introduced...please review!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.11.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 664 | Status: Work In Progress
*Walks into a room. Yugi, Joey and Bakura are sitting there * *authoress appears to be happy and smiling evilly *
Yugi-why are you so happy?
Wishful Thinker or a.k.a. Hobbitdweller-oh, no reason *continues to smile *
Joey-I don't like that smile...
Wishful Thinker- *continues to smile *
Bakura-should we be scared?
Wishful Thinker-I don't think so. I just came to tell you that I'm doing a new fic...one with you guys!
Yugi- you mean we get to be in a fic?
Wishful Thinker-*smile widens* of course! Thank you for accepting the position Yugi!
Joey- what kinda fic?
Wishful Thinker-well, since people seemed to like "The Day spent in Duo Maxwell's brain" so much....
Joey, Yugi and Bakura- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Wishful Thinker-*sniffles* I'm hurt now! *Goes into corner and cries *
Yugi-*looks ashamed* we should go apologize
Joey-for what?
Bakura-I agree with Yugi.
Joey- you really want to be in one of HER fics? She's crazy!
Maoz-I agree
Wishful Thinker-*cries even harder*
Yugi- fine! We all agree to be in your fic!
Joey-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
W ishful Thinker-*grins evilly and comes back over* THANK YOU!!!! And for being the first one, Yugi, to agree to be in it...you get to choose the main character! Oh, and you're really cute too!
Yugi-*blushes*
Joey-*grumbles*
Bakura-*look s pale*
Maoz-I need some Tylenol
DOC-me too -_-'
Wishful Thinker-well, who will it be? (btw, DOC or Duo's ONLY Chick is my beta reader)
Yugi-I think it should be...Yami!
Yami-No.
Yugi-please? *Gives puppy dog eyes *
Yami-*looks away very quickly* No aibou
Yugi-pretty please?
Yami-*caving in* fine...
Wishful Thinker-as much as I love Yami, I had another person in mind...let's say Joey?
Joey-*looks up* Wha....
Wishful Thinker-or maybe Yugi....
Yugi-*goes pale*
Wishful Thinker-Yup, it's definitely going to be...YUGI!!!
Yami-my poor aibou!
Wishful Thinker-so without further ado, here's the first chapter of "A Day Spent in Yugi Mutou's brain"!
Maoz-you can feel free to scream and run away now
DOC-will do!
Wishful Thinker-Oops, I almost forgot my disclaimer. *pushes disclaimer forward *
Disclaimer-Wishful Thinker doesn't own anything. She just likes to torture the characters for some odd reason.
*Sounds * or *actions *
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
/Yugi to Yami/
//Yami to Yugi//
Wishful Thinker-whew, I think I got everything. Oh, and I will tell you when I switch from Brains to people talking! Sorry for the long author's notes! Have fun reading!
The Day spent in Yugi Mutou's brain!
*Waves energetically* Hi! Welcome to Yugi's brain. I am one of his brain cells. *Looks around*. I'd say that there's about 40 000-60 000 of us up here, and the number steadily grows each day. I will be your guide for this fic and...oh yeah! *Picks up a piece of paper* I'm supposed to read you this...Rule 1. No attacking certain characters. (That includes hugging them!) Rule 2. If no one reviews, no chapters. Rule 3. No presents. Hey! I don't like that rule! *Takes pencil and scribbles something* There. Rule 3. Please send presents, if you would like. All presents will be welcomed (through reviews). *Grins brightly* Anywho, like I said before, welcome to Yugi's brain. We actually have it pretty good up here. Yugi is a pretty independent kid so there's not much work for us to do. I feel sorry for Yugi's body though. I mean, it has 2 minds living in it!
Yugi's body-tell me about it!
Yugi's brain-*grins sheepishly* sorry. Ne who, we should get going on this fic. Its main purpose is to show you how hard it is to be a brain cell. We have a lot of responsibility! I wonder how my other brain cell friends are doing... I'll have to check up on them later.
*~*
People talking
*Beep beep beep *
Yugi groaned as that sound jolted him out of his sleep. One small hand reached over and hit the alarm clock to make it stop beeping. He let out a sigh of relief; finally he could go back to sleep. But there was one alarm clock Yugi didn't count on.
//aibou, time to wake up//
/go away Yami/
//You're going to be late...//
That seemed to make Yugi open one eye and look at the clock. /It's only 6:30/
A sigh from Yami. //Yes, but remember you're going on a fieldtrip today so you have to be at school by 7// Yugi's eyes shot open as that memory came back to him.
"Oh no!" he cried, throwing back the covers and dashing to his closet. "I'm going to be late!"
"I tried to tell you that" a voice drawled from behind. Yugi turned around to glare at Yami who had decided to come out of the millenium puzzle.
"Be quiet you" the smaller of the 2 muttered, hastily putting on some clothes. He grabbed the still mysterious puzzle and hung it around his neck. "Are you travelling by foot or do I have to carry you around all day?" A glint of laughter danced in Yugi's eyes. But Yami didn't find it very funny.
"I think I'll stay out today aibou," Yami said, glaring. "And your joke wasn't very funny".
"I thought it was" Yugi replied, heading out of his room. "You coming to eat some breakfast?" Yami nodded, though Yugi couldn't see this, and followed his friend out of the room and down the stairs.
*~*
Brain's talking:
Yugi's brain-hmmm, let's see what Yami is up to. Hey you with the puzzle! Hand me the phone! *Another cell phone over hands * *dials 6590 *
Yami's brain- * it looks like a Shakespearean stage. Backstage there's various costumes hanging up and scripts lying about. A muffled ring sounds and a cell reaches underneath a pile of miss-matched costumes and holds it up to his ear *
Yugi's brain-hello? Is anyone there?
Yami's brain- I must say that you are very rude, you have interrupted my Étude (1).
Yugi's brain-oh, I'm sorry. I just wanted to see how you were...
Yami's brain- Thank you for asking, I'm perfectly fine. Did you want to know which part is mine?
Yugi's brain-wha...
Yami's brain-I am playing fair Romeo. I hope I don't say my lines too slow.
Yugi's brain-okay...I'm confused
Yami's brain- are you confused by the words I've used?
Yugi's brain-slightly...
Yami's brain- I did not mean to cause you any alarm. I'm sorry if you've felt any harm.
Yugi's brain- now I know you're not okay...
Yami's brain-What are you talking about, I'm feeling great. Would you like to know the date?
Yugi's brain-actually, I'm going to go now...talk to you later!
Yami's brain- good bye my dear friend, 'till tomorrow. Parting is such a sweet sorrow
Yugi's brain-*quickly hangs up phone* I think that went rather well, don't you?
*~*
People talking:
"What time did we have to meet Joey and the others?" Yugi asked his ever-faithful companion, Yami. They were currently walking down the street, Yugi munching on a piece of toast with raspberry jam.
"We were supposed to meet them 5 minutes ago" Yami said, starting to walk a bit faster. Yugi sighed and quickened his pace.
"You worry too much. Slow down already!" he cried, his short strides unable to keep up with Yami's long ones. "I can't keep up with you!"
"Sorry aibou" Yami replied apologetically, slowing his pace to match Yugi's.
"It's alright" the smaller boy replied. "Hey look! There's Joey and the others! Hey Joey!" he cried. Joey turned around and waved energetically to his two friends heading their way.
*~*
Brains talking:
Yugi's brain-oh good, another friend to talk to! *Picks up brain phone and dials 000 *
TBC
Wishful Thinker-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Joey-Thank god she fell asleep
Yugi-I suppose we have to tell the reader to review now
Yami-*growls* my brain isn't like that!
Joey-*shrugs* I think it's kinda funny.
Wishful Thinker-*opens one eye* just wait until the next chapter Joey
Joey-I thought you were asleep
Wishful Thinker-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Yugi-please review! Remember no reviews, no new chapters!
(1)Étude- the French word for a study, like studying a script
Yugi-why are you so happy?
Wishful Thinker or a.k.a. Hobbitdweller-oh, no reason *continues to smile *
Joey-I don't like that smile...
Wishful Thinker- *continues to smile *
Bakura-should we be scared?
Wishful Thinker-I don't think so. I just came to tell you that I'm doing a new fic...one with you guys!
Yugi- you mean we get to be in a fic?
Wishful Thinker-*smile widens* of course! Thank you for accepting the position Yugi!
Joey- what kinda fic?
Wishful Thinker-well, since people seemed to like "The Day spent in Duo Maxwell's brain" so much....
Joey, Yugi and Bakura- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Wishful Thinker-*sniffles* I'm hurt now! *Goes into corner and cries *
Yugi-*looks ashamed* we should go apologize
Joey-for what?
Bakura-I agree with Yugi.
Joey- you really want to be in one of HER fics? She's crazy!
Maoz-I agree
Wishful Thinker-*cries even harder*
Yugi- fine! We all agree to be in your fic!
Joey-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
W ishful Thinker-*grins evilly and comes back over* THANK YOU!!!! And for being the first one, Yugi, to agree to be in it...you get to choose the main character! Oh, and you're really cute too!
Yugi-*blushes*
Joey-*grumbles*
Bakura-*look s pale*
Maoz-I need some Tylenol
DOC-me too -_-'
Wishful Thinker-well, who will it be? (btw, DOC or Duo's ONLY Chick is my beta reader)
Yugi-I think it should be...Yami!
Yami-No.
Yugi-please? *Gives puppy dog eyes *
Yami-*looks away very quickly* No aibou
Yugi-pretty please?
Yami-*caving in* fine...
Wishful Thinker-as much as I love Yami, I had another person in mind...let's say Joey?
Joey-*looks up* Wha....
Wishful Thinker-or maybe Yugi....
Yugi-*goes pale*
Wishful Thinker-Yup, it's definitely going to be...YUGI!!!
Yami-my poor aibou!
Wishful Thinker-so without further ado, here's the first chapter of "A Day Spent in Yugi Mutou's brain"!
Maoz-you can feel free to scream and run away now
DOC-will do!
Wishful Thinker-Oops, I almost forgot my disclaimer. *pushes disclaimer forward *
Disclaimer-Wishful Thinker doesn't own anything. She just likes to torture the characters for some odd reason.
*Sounds * or *actions *
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
/Yugi to Yami/
//Yami to Yugi//
Wishful Thinker-whew, I think I got everything. Oh, and I will tell you when I switch from Brains to people talking! Sorry for the long author's notes! Have fun reading!
The Day spent in Yugi Mutou's brain!
*Waves energetically* Hi! Welcome to Yugi's brain. I am one of his brain cells. *Looks around*. I'd say that there's about 40 000-60 000 of us up here, and the number steadily grows each day. I will be your guide for this fic and...oh yeah! *Picks up a piece of paper* I'm supposed to read you this...Rule 1. No attacking certain characters. (That includes hugging them!) Rule 2. If no one reviews, no chapters. Rule 3. No presents. Hey! I don't like that rule! *Takes pencil and scribbles something* There. Rule 3. Please send presents, if you would like. All presents will be welcomed (through reviews). *Grins brightly* Anywho, like I said before, welcome to Yugi's brain. We actually have it pretty good up here. Yugi is a pretty independent kid so there's not much work for us to do. I feel sorry for Yugi's body though. I mean, it has 2 minds living in it!
Yugi's body-tell me about it!
Yugi's brain-*grins sheepishly* sorry. Ne who, we should get going on this fic. Its main purpose is to show you how hard it is to be a brain cell. We have a lot of responsibility! I wonder how my other brain cell friends are doing... I'll have to check up on them later.
*~*
People talking
*Beep beep beep *
Yugi groaned as that sound jolted him out of his sleep. One small hand reached over and hit the alarm clock to make it stop beeping. He let out a sigh of relief; finally he could go back to sleep. But there was one alarm clock Yugi didn't count on.
//aibou, time to wake up//
/go away Yami/
//You're going to be late...//
That seemed to make Yugi open one eye and look at the clock. /It's only 6:30/
A sigh from Yami. //Yes, but remember you're going on a fieldtrip today so you have to be at school by 7// Yugi's eyes shot open as that memory came back to him.
"Oh no!" he cried, throwing back the covers and dashing to his closet. "I'm going to be late!"
"I tried to tell you that" a voice drawled from behind. Yugi turned around to glare at Yami who had decided to come out of the millenium puzzle.
"Be quiet you" the smaller of the 2 muttered, hastily putting on some clothes. He grabbed the still mysterious puzzle and hung it around his neck. "Are you travelling by foot or do I have to carry you around all day?" A glint of laughter danced in Yugi's eyes. But Yami didn't find it very funny.
"I think I'll stay out today aibou," Yami said, glaring. "And your joke wasn't very funny".
"I thought it was" Yugi replied, heading out of his room. "You coming to eat some breakfast?" Yami nodded, though Yugi couldn't see this, and followed his friend out of the room and down the stairs.
*~*
Brain's talking:
Yugi's brain-hmmm, let's see what Yami is up to. Hey you with the puzzle! Hand me the phone! *Another cell phone over hands * *dials 6590 *
Yami's brain- * it looks like a Shakespearean stage. Backstage there's various costumes hanging up and scripts lying about. A muffled ring sounds and a cell reaches underneath a pile of miss-matched costumes and holds it up to his ear *
Yugi's brain-hello? Is anyone there?
Yami's brain- I must say that you are very rude, you have interrupted my Étude (1).
Yugi's brain-oh, I'm sorry. I just wanted to see how you were...
Yami's brain- Thank you for asking, I'm perfectly fine. Did you want to know which part is mine?
Yugi's brain-wha...
Yami's brain-I am playing fair Romeo. I hope I don't say my lines too slow.
Yugi's brain-okay...I'm confused
Yami's brain- are you confused by the words I've used?
Yugi's brain-slightly...
Yami's brain- I did not mean to cause you any alarm. I'm sorry if you've felt any harm.
Yugi's brain- now I know you're not okay...
Yami's brain-What are you talking about, I'm feeling great. Would you like to know the date?
Yugi's brain-actually, I'm going to go now...talk to you later!
Yami's brain- good bye my dear friend, 'till tomorrow. Parting is such a sweet sorrow
Yugi's brain-*quickly hangs up phone* I think that went rather well, don't you?
*~*
People talking:
"What time did we have to meet Joey and the others?" Yugi asked his ever-faithful companion, Yami. They were currently walking down the street, Yugi munching on a piece of toast with raspberry jam.
"We were supposed to meet them 5 minutes ago" Yami said, starting to walk a bit faster. Yugi sighed and quickened his pace.
"You worry too much. Slow down already!" he cried, his short strides unable to keep up with Yami's long ones. "I can't keep up with you!"
"Sorry aibou" Yami replied apologetically, slowing his pace to match Yugi's.
"It's alright" the smaller boy replied. "Hey look! There's Joey and the others! Hey Joey!" he cried. Joey turned around and waved energetically to his two friends heading their way.
*~*
Brains talking:
Yugi's brain-oh good, another friend to talk to! *Picks up brain phone and dials 000 *
TBC
Wishful Thinker-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Joey-Thank god she fell asleep
Yugi-I suppose we have to tell the reader to review now
Yami-*growls* my brain isn't like that!
Joey-*shrugs* I think it's kinda funny.
Wishful Thinker-*opens one eye* just wait until the next chapter Joey
Joey-I thought you were asleep
Wishful Thinker-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Yugi-please review! Remember no reviews, no new chapters!
(1)Étude- the French word for a study, like studying a script