Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Day spent in Yugi Mutou's Brain ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

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Joey-*looks shocked* They must be crazy...they actually reviewed!

Wishful Thinker-I'd be careful about what you say...your brain is next...

Joey-*goes pale*

Yugi-don't worry about it. Wishful Thinker is ni...

Wishful Thinker-*grinning evilly*

Yugi- oh boy

Yami-I will protect you Yugi

Wishful Thinker-but who's going to be protecting you Yami?

Yami- -_-'

Wishful Thinker-oh, and as a general rule, all flames will be used to fuel my fire to keep me warm this winter. No one's forcing you to read this, so if you don't like it, then don't review.

Duo's Only Chick-She needs fuel. We're Canadian. *shivers* Don't hesitate to review! maybe she'll listen to you! *grumbles* not like she ever listens to me...

Yugi-you'll have to excuse Wishful Thinker. She's not feeling good

Wishful Thinker-*sniffles* stupid cold!

Disclaimer-Wishful Thinker doesn't own anything; she just likes to torture characters

Wishful Thinker-Thank you for the lovely disclaimer, disclaimer. Now please go away

Disclaimer-*growls*

Yugi-Be nice...or she'll do something worse to you

Wishful Thinker-*grins evilly*

Disclaimer-*goes pale and walks away*

Wishful Thinker-I would also like to thank my beta reader, DOC or Duo's ONLY Chick. You should go check out her stuff. Her pen name on Mediaminer.org is Shadowfax01

*Sounds * or *actions * or *descriptions*
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
/Yugi to Yami/
//Yami to Yugi//

Wishful Thinker-I think I've covered everything, but if I haven't please forgive me

Maoz-hurry it up!

Wishful Thinker-yes'm

The Day Spent in Yugi Mutou's brain

Brains talking:

Yugi's brain-oh good, another friend to talk to! *Picks up brain phone and dials 000 *

Joey's brain-*it looks like an elementary school play ground. All the cells are playing on the swings, on the jungle gym, in the sand. 2 cells dig up the ringing brain phone from the sand that they built a castle in.*

Joey's brain (cell 1)-hey, who's this? *Other cell grabs the phone*

Joey's brain (cell 2)-it's my turn to answer the phone! Hi, who's talking?

Yugi's brain-hey guys!

Joey's brain (cell 2)-YUGI! *Cell 1 grabs the phone*

Joey's brain (cell 1)-YUGI!

Yugi's brain-um, hello?

Joey's brain (cell 1)-*talking to cell 2* GO AWAY! It's my turn to answer the phone!

Joey's brain (cell 2)-*talking to cell 1* NO WAY! *Shoves Cell 1 *

Joey's brain (cell 1)-*sticks out tongue* I'm telling!

Joey's brain (cell 2) -tattle tale! *Tackles cell 1 *

Joey's brain (cell 1)-ACK! *Falls to the ground and the 2 cells start fighting covered by a cloud of dust *

Yugi's brain-um...is anyone there?

Joey's brain (cell 1)-Jerk!

Joey's brain (cell 2)-poo head! *Phone falls to ground, breaking into several pieces *

Yugi's brain-*winces from dial tone* ok...that was interesting. I wonder where the teacher with yard duty was...

*~*

People talking:

"Hey Yug, Yami!" Joey said happily as the 2 approached the group. Everyone else turned around to great the pair.

"Hey guys" Téa said cheerfully, "we were starting to get worried".

"Sorry Téa" Yugi apologized sincerely. "I kinda slept in and then... it goes downhill from there".

"Good Day" Bakura said politely in a British accent that never seemed to fade. Yami just stared at the glittering gold ring around Bakura's neck. Yami Bakura was pure evil...and Yami would protect Yugi at all costs.

"Hello Bakura, Tristan" Yugi said happily. "Are you guys excited for the field trip?"

"I sure am" Tristan replied, through a yawn. "I just can't believe that we had to get up this early".

"Ah, you big baby" Joey drawled. "This ain't early". Tristan raised an eyebrow.

"Oh really? Then why did I have to practically drag you out of bed this morning?" Joey's face turned an interesting shade of red.

"That didn't count!" he cried, punching Tristan in the arm.

"Whatever". Joey moved to hit Tristan again but Yugi stepped in at this point.

"Guys, please don't fight!" he pleaded.

"Sorry Yug"

"Yeah, sorry Yugi".

Yami just sighed.

"We really should be getting to school..." Tristan, Joey and Yugi turned to face Yami in disbelief.

"THE FIELD TRIP!" The first 2 yelled, starting to run off to school. Téa smiled slightly at the rare sight.

"I don't think that I've ever seen them actually run to school voluntarily before" she commented as her, Yugi, Yami, and Bakura followed at a much slower pace. The corner of Yami's mouth twitched slightly but both Yugi and Bakura smiled brightly.

*~*
Brains talking:

Yugi's brain-hmmm, I wonder who's next on the list...*scans list * looks like Bakura is next...I hope he's in a sane mood...*tentatively picks up phone and dials 909*

Bakura's brain-*it looks like a motorcycle shop. Spare parts all over the places, greasy rags, posters of bikes and cars. A phone rings some where, but no answer*

Yugi's brain-interesting...I wonder where he is... Oh well, I suppose I could call his Yami...*picks up phone again and dials 999*

Yami Bakura's brain (a/n-trying saying that 3 times fast)-*it looks like a beautiful grassy field. The sun is shining and a gentle breeze is blowing, making the perfect flowers sway back and forth. Some cells come skipping over the hill to answer the phone that looks like a flower*

Yugi's brain-is anyone there? Hello?

Yami Bakura's brain- hello friend!

Yugi's brain-Hi! How are you on this dreary day?

Yami Bakura's brain- *looks shocked *It is a BEAUTFUL day! You should be thankful for life!

Yugi's brain-*jaw drops* Do I have the right number?

Yami Bakura's brain-of course you do! All is right in the world. Peace and happiness is all that you will find. You will always find a pot of gold under the rainbow.

Yugi's brain-rainbows? *Looks confused *

Yami Bakura's brain-Don't you love these little flowers? Nothing can go wrong today as long as I believe in myself!

Yugi's brain-um, ok. I have to go now...goodbye! *Hangs up phone* I was NOT expecting that...maybe I better take a rest...

*~*

People talking:

Téa, Bakura, Yami and Yugi walked casually up to the school steps, trying to contain their laughter as they saw both Joey and Tristan collapsed on said steps, looking completely worn out.

"Hi guys" Yugi said cheerfully. "Maybe we should have told you that Yami's watch was a bit fast..." Joey opened one eye to glare at the short teen.

"How fast exactly?" Yugi grinned sheepishly, and moved a little bit behind Yami incase Joey had enough energy to kill him.

"Oh about 20 minutes". The pair on the steps groaned simultaneously.

"Yug, if I had the energy you would be running for you life about now" The blonde commented tiredly. Téa just sighed and rolled her eyes.

"Why are you guys sitting out here?" she asked curiously. "Aren't we supposed to meet everyone inside?"

"The doors are locked" Tristan spoke up. "Or else we would be inside". Bakura casually walked up to the door and pulled it open.

"Are you talking about these doors?" Everyone looked up at him.

"How'd you do that?" Joey exclaimed. Bakura shrugged.

"I just pulled on the handle..." he explained slowly, before walking into the school.

"Hey Bakura, wait up!" Yugi cried, running up the stairs, only tripping once. Yami frowned and went after his aibou. Téa carefully nudged the 2 teens on the steps to see if they were still awake.

"You guys coming or what?"

"Yeesh, can't a guy get some sleep?" Tristan complained loudly, struggling to stand up.

"No" Joey answered grumpily, standing up too. Téa looked up just in time to see Yugi stick his head back out the door.

"Hey guys! The teachers brought doughnuts for everyone!" The 2 boys exchanged looks and then bolted up the stairs, nearly knocking both Téa and Yugi over. She finally made it up the steps.

"You just had to mention the food, didn't you?"

*~*

Brain's talking:

Yugi's brain-now, I've just been informed that since this fic is titled "A Day Spent in Yugi Mutou's brain", I, personally, have to give you a tour of this place. Ok, let's start with the main room. *It's basically composed of big fluffy armchairs and nice soft carpets with toys scattered about. For example, some dueling cards, Beyblades, etc. * Now, I'm not saying that most of the activity takes place right here. This is just a monitoring area where cells can relax until its time for their shift. It's actually quite relaxing here. *Walks down a white hallway * This is the hallway where information is processed. It basically controls all of Yugi's functions. Eating, sleeping and occasionally dueling, but as everyone knows, we get some help from *cough * an outside source that I'm not allowed to tell you about. And if we proceed...*cell comes running up to lead cell*

Yugi's brain (cell)-sir, ma'am? There's a phone call for you on line one...would you like me to take a message?

Yugi's brain (lead cell)-*sighs* I'll take it now. *Turns to audience * please hold on for one moment. *Grabs phone * Hello?

Bakura's brain-*loud belching* Yo, this is Bakura. You called?

Yugi's brain-um, yeah I did actually.

Bakura's brain- sorry, I was out drag racing and I forgot to leave my machine on. *Chews gum rather loudly * What'd ya want?

Yugi's brain-well, actually I...

Bakura's brain-hold on a min. *Spits on floor * You were saying?

Yugi's brain-oh my...

TBC

Wishful Thinker-sorry the chapter's short. The next one will be longer, I promise.

Bakura-what have you done to my brain? *Sobs *

Yami Bakura-she will be punished...*glares and advances on author*

Wishful Thinker-eep! *Grabs millennium rod * Um, I order you to stop! *Shakes millennium rod at Yami Bakura *

Yami Bakura- you will pay for what you did to my aibou's brain and mine!

Wishful Thinker-Yami? Yugi? *Both look up with chocolate smeared faces and evil grins * *Yami Bakura gets closer * Me thinks me in trouble! ACK!!!

Joey-well, hopefully she'll get what's coming to her...

Tristan-we're supposed to tell you to review...

Joey-Shhhhh! They weren't supposed to know that!

*Crashes and shrieks from the background *

Joey-think we should help?

Tristan-well...

Joey and Tristan-NAH!

Please R&R!

Duo's only chick-but how are we supposed to read the next chapter if WT's out of commission? *evil grin* I could write it...

Sherpock-oh no. It's Maoz's job to take over if WT is unavailable. It's the muse's duty as a muse.

Duo's Only Chick-Blah, that's boring...

Sherpock-no, its life...

Duo's Only Chick-its still boring.

Sherpock-deal with it!

Duo's Only Chick-boring!

Sherpock-deal!

Duo's only Chick-*glances around* where'd everybody go?

Sherpock-we scared them away.

Duo's Only Chick-oopsie. *runs away*

Sherpock- *sighs* hopeless, completely hopeless...anyway, feel free to Review. The button's below, and to the left. You all know where it is...