Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Day spent in Yugi Mutou's Brain ❯ Chapter 4 ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Hobbitdweller 
Yippee!!!! Chapter 4 finally!! We get to meet the mystery people now!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.03.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 275 | Status: Work In Progress
Yippee!!!! Chapter 4 finally!! We get to meet the mystery people now!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.03.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 275 | Status: Work In Progress
Well, how is everyone? I am back, exams are over, I failed chemistry, it's all good!
Maoz-you're lying...
Oh, so it's not all good, my parents have decided that I'm spending a BIT too much time on writing and reading fics and watching TV. Poor me, restricted to 1 hour of computer time every 2 nights and no TV for 2 weeks! *Sobs* me going to miss all the new Yu-Gi-Oh's!
Yami-you got yourself into this mess
*Glares* I know, I know. I'll be awhile between updates now...not like anyone cares...ne ways, let's get on with torturing the characters...but first, presents!
Presents for Yugi: an Exodia plushie
Presents for Yami: an Egyptian cat statue, a statue of Horus, 3-colour hair dye and a handful of silver and gold accessories
Presents for Bakura: A book on how to control your Yami's temper
Presents for Kaiba: A blue eyes white dragon plushie.
Presents for Téa: a barf bag
Presents for ME: a pair of roller blades
I must admit that I was pleased to see that lots of different people reviewed! Thanks to everyone who did! I'm very sorry if I've missed someone. I would like to thank my beta reader, DOC or Duo's only chick. I encourage you to go read her stuff. She's also given me some good ideas for this fic!
*Sounds * or *actions * or *descriptions*
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
/Yugi to Yami/
//Yami to Yugi//
Disclaimer-I own nothing! Except the ideas in this fic, those were thought up by my imagination!
The Day Spent in Yugi Mutou's Brain
People talking:
One hour later, the 3 school buses pulled into a very empty parking lot of an unmarked factory. As the students filed off the bus, someone stepped out of the building and walked over to the growing group. "Good morning" he called out cheerfully, as he stopped in front of them. "Welcome to the Cushy Tushy toilet paper factory".
Yugi and his group gasped loudly. They just couldn't believe what they were seeing...Standing there, in brown felt farmers hat, was Maximillion Pegasus!
"Pegasus" Yami snarled, stepping infront of his aibou. Joey, Tristan, and Bakura also glared at their former rival.
"What are you doing here?" Joey asked angrily. "We thought you were dead...." Pegasus merely looked at them.
"What are you talking about? I'm just a tour guide here at Cushy Tushy Toilet paper factory...I've never seen any of you before" he replied calmly. Yami looked at him carefully...Pegasus did seem to be more cheerful.... less evil and his millenium eye had disappeared. His long white hair was also pulled back into a ponytail that hung down on his neck.
'We'll see...' Seto Kaiba thought curiously from where he was watching. 'We'll see if you're lying Pegasus...and if you are.... you'd better watch out'.
*~*
Brain's talking:
Yugi's brain (other cell)-um, sir ma'am? There's another phone call...
Yugi's brain (lead cell)-*rubs temples* fine.... *Picks up phone* hello?
(Mystery)?!?!??!?!'s brain-there is only a 15% chance that they'll stop this irritating noise!
Yugi's brain-oh dear lord...it can't be...
Mystery brain-this cacophony is incredibly infuriating! I can not proceed to conclude any of my priceless intelligence!
Yugi's brain-ok, first of all, you gotta calm down Tristan...
*~*
People talking:
The last teacher finally got off the bus, letting Téa lean on her shoulder. "Okay, we're all here!" Mrs. Rame called out cheerfully. "Is our guide here yet?" Maximillion grinned from ear to ear and quickly went up to her.
"Good morning Ma'am!" he chirruped. "My name is Maximillion Pegasus and I will be your guide for the wonderful tour titled "Into the world of Toilet paper...and its uses". Téa's eyes widened as her gaze landed on Pegasus, but she said nothing. Thanking Mrs. Rame quietly, she walked over to where Yugi, Bakura, Yami, Joey and Tristan were standing.
"Is it just me or is that Pegasus standing there?" the brunette asked as she got closer. Tristan nodded slightly.
"It sure is Téa, but he doesn't remember us at all.... It's weird" he replied, still unable to tear his eyes away from their formal rival. Joey opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by another teacher clapping his hands sharply to get their attention.
"Class, please line up and behave normally for your tour guide, Mr. Pegasus" Mr. Smith called out. Pegasus smile brightened and looked over the sea of students.
"Good morning, I am so happy so see you all here. I am Maximillion Pegasus and I will be your tour guide this morning while we examine the wonderful world of toilet paper and it's uses. You will find that this factory is very high tech and we have come up with some inventive ways to use this useful product" the ex-multi millionaire explained. "Now if you would follow me...." And he walked away, towards the factory, motioning the students to follow.
"2 by 2 please class" Mrs. Rame cried out. The students formed what appeared to be 2 ragged lines and followed their tour guide, whispering and giggling slightly. Yami and Yugi ended up beside each other, same with Téa and Seto and Joey and Tristan. Bakura hung around at the back, waiting for the group to get a bit ahead. His brown eyes suddenly narrowed and went cold.
"So you survived Pegasus..." he muttered in a deep menacing voice, not anything like his normal soft one. "I will make sure you will not survive the second encounter with me...no one has..." However, his muttering's to himself were rudely interrupted by Mr. Smith.
"Come Bakura, you're falling behind" he said sternly. Instantly, Bakura's eyes widened and went back to being a soft warm brown again.
"Coming sir" he said softly before running to catch up with the rest of his classmates.
*~*
Brain's talking:
*Tristan's brain is loaded with computer from wall to wall, printers are printing at top speed and there are several thousands coffee cups scattered around*
Tristan's brain- I do not descry on whose account I have to quiet down. This is an undiminished debacle!
Yugi's brain- huh?
Tristan's brain- why must I enucleate encumbrances like this to brain's that don't interpret lucid discord?
Yugi's brain-because you called?
Tristan's brain-so you do have the erudition to pact with my convalescent rhetoric!
Yugi's brain-yeah...sure...hold on a moment! *Covers phone * Some one bring me a dictionary!
Tristan's brain-well then. I am direly electrified. I wasn't cognizant that there were differentiated geniuses out thitherward!
Yugi's brain-*frantically flipping through dictionary* Uh huh, sure, yeah, whatever you say....
Tristan's brain-now...there's dissimilar subservient I must ventilate you circa...
Yugi's brain-*growls and slams dictionary shut* you know what? I don't care! I don't care about all your mumbo-jumbo words! I don't care about your points of view! If you weren't so busy babbling you would have noticed that the singing has stopped! GOODBYE! *Slams down phone *
Tristan's brain-well...he was reasonably contemptuous...don't you cogitate so?
Tristan's brain (other cell)- he was, intensely discourteous! In truism, I think we should formulate an epistle of lament...
Tristan's brain (lead cell)- let's execute that! *Sits down at computer* Now...Dear Yugi's brain, I was wholly flabbergasted by your timbre of phonation....
*~*
People talking:
After Pegasus handed out hairnets to every one, they continued on their way, walking over a catwalk that allowed them to have a birds eye view of the factory. Yami's eyes widened. He had never seen so much machinery at work at one time!
//Aibou...are these some sort of traps Pegasus is leading us into? //
Yugi couldn't help but grin at Yami's question.
//I don't see what you're smiling at// the spirit said grumpily.
/I'm sorry Yami/ Yugi apologized mentally. /And no, these machines aren't traps, they make the toilet paper. If you'll listen to Pegasus, he'll explain what each of them are used for/
"As you can see, it all starts out with the machine that the workers are feeding the trees into. Once the trees are chopped into sawdust, we then make paper by using that machine that looks like the huge strainer over there" Maximillion explained patiently, using wild hand gestures. So wild, that he nearly hit Téa in the head, which would have caused he to fall over the guardrail.
As the former millenium eye holder droned on, several students fell asleep standing up, like Joey and Tristan. Yugi yawned loudly and swayed on his feet. Only Bakura looked totally interested. Kaiba seemed to have disappeared and Téa had asked to go to the bathroom. The teachers frowned down upon this scene and decided that the students needed a wake up call. "Excuse me, Mr. Pegasus: Mrs. Rame whispered.
He looked up at her, a bit annoyed that she had disrupted his speech. "Yes?"
"I think that some of the students need to be woken up" she muttered. The white haired man surveyed the crowd.
"I do suppose you're right...I know just what to do"
*~*
Brain's talking:
Yugi's brain-he is so...UGH! *Turns back to readers* Anyways, I'm sorry you had to witness that outburst. Now, we're still on code red alert so I'm afraid there's no tour today either until we get that message decoded. It is even more vital that we do it soon because Kaiba has gone missing...and we can't let anything happen to our host. I suppose you could say that us brain cells are like another guardian for Yugi. Maybe Téa knows something...I think I should call her... *picks up brain phone and dials 898*
*Téa's brain is completely black...no lights what so ever*
Téa's brain- *in a dull monotone* Hello?
Yugi's brain- Hey! How are you?
Téa's brain-why does it matter? Darkness is my friend...* picks up a black daisy from the ground and starts to pluck petals off*
Yugi's brain-Are you okay?
Téa's brain-I have favorites words, want to hear them?
Yugi's brain-okay...
Téa's brain- wilting, darkness, doom, death, black, suppression, hopeless.
Yugi's brain-*interupts* actually, I just wanted to know if you know where Kaiba is....
Téa's brain-fading, destiny, losing, no faith
Yugi's brain-well, I hope you feel better soon...*hangs up phone* Maybe I'll send her a cheering up card...
*~*
People talking:
"Now, if we may continue..."Maximillion said loudly. "Our next stop is the cafeteria, where we will be eating lunch". As soon as he said the word eating, both Joey and Tristan woke up.
"Man, I'm starving!" the blonde said, looking excited as the idea of getting more food.
"Ditto" Tristan agreed as they started to walk away. Téa came running up just as the tail end of the group was moving away.
"Hey Téa, what took so long?" Yugi asked curiously, falling in step with the brunette, who had a scowl on her face.
"There was no toilet paper..." she explained angrily. "There was no toilet paper in the dispenser...we're in a toilet paper factory!". Yugi giggled loudly. Téa couldn't help but smile at the irony of her previous predicament. "Okay, so maybe it was a bit funny..."
"Yugi, Téa, don't fall behind" Mrs. Rame called out, herding them along. When Pegasus stopped, it turns out that he had led them to another workroom instead of the cafeteria.
"HEY!" Joey cried out, looking furious. "I thought we were going to eat!"
"Yeah!" Tristan added. A few other students voiced their complaints too.
"This is so not fair!"
"You tricked us!"
Pegasus looked at the gathering riot. "I said we were going to eat, I never said when. This happens to be the last stop before the restaurant so please bear with me". He then continued to ramble on about the various other machines that were in the room.
Joey, however, paid absolutely no attention as his eyes were fixed on a small candy bowl, filled with white candies on the edge of the only desk in the room. Discreetly, he reached out and grabbed a handful. Carefully, he passed one to each of his friends, Bakura, Tristan, Yugi, Yami, and Téa. Pegasus watched them out of the corner of his eyes as he continued talking.
'That's right, take the bait. You'll soon get your pay back Joey...and you too Yugi-boy and that spirit of yours...some things are not easily forgotten...'
TBC
Oh dear.... It looks like they are in trouble!
Maoz-you think?
Anyways, I'm posting this before my beta reader has a chance to read it...so don't be surprised if there's a few mistakes in here. Expect the good version up in a few days. Oh...and if anyone needs translation for the words Tristan's brain used....get a dictionary. I used my thesaurus on the computer...a few sentences might not make any sense...BUT at least I'm expanding my vocabulary! Ne ways, please R&R!!
Wishful Thinker
Maoz-you're lying...
Oh, so it's not all good, my parents have decided that I'm spending a BIT too much time on writing and reading fics and watching TV. Poor me, restricted to 1 hour of computer time every 2 nights and no TV for 2 weeks! *Sobs* me going to miss all the new Yu-Gi-Oh's!
Yami-you got yourself into this mess
*Glares* I know, I know. I'll be awhile between updates now...not like anyone cares...ne ways, let's get on with torturing the characters...but first, presents!
Presents for Yugi: an Exodia plushie
Presents for Yami: an Egyptian cat statue, a statue of Horus, 3-colour hair dye and a handful of silver and gold accessories
Presents for Bakura: A book on how to control your Yami's temper
Presents for Kaiba: A blue eyes white dragon plushie.
Presents for Téa: a barf bag
Presents for ME: a pair of roller blades
I must admit that I was pleased to see that lots of different people reviewed! Thanks to everyone who did! I'm very sorry if I've missed someone. I would like to thank my beta reader, DOC or Duo's only chick. I encourage you to go read her stuff. She's also given me some good ideas for this fic!
*Sounds * or *actions * or *descriptions*
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
/Yugi to Yami/
//Yami to Yugi//
Disclaimer-I own nothing! Except the ideas in this fic, those were thought up by my imagination!
The Day Spent in Yugi Mutou's Brain
People talking:
One hour later, the 3 school buses pulled into a very empty parking lot of an unmarked factory. As the students filed off the bus, someone stepped out of the building and walked over to the growing group. "Good morning" he called out cheerfully, as he stopped in front of them. "Welcome to the Cushy Tushy toilet paper factory".
Yugi and his group gasped loudly. They just couldn't believe what they were seeing...Standing there, in brown felt farmers hat, was Maximillion Pegasus!
"Pegasus" Yami snarled, stepping infront of his aibou. Joey, Tristan, and Bakura also glared at their former rival.
"What are you doing here?" Joey asked angrily. "We thought you were dead...." Pegasus merely looked at them.
"What are you talking about? I'm just a tour guide here at Cushy Tushy Toilet paper factory...I've never seen any of you before" he replied calmly. Yami looked at him carefully...Pegasus did seem to be more cheerful.... less evil and his millenium eye had disappeared. His long white hair was also pulled back into a ponytail that hung down on his neck.
'We'll see...' Seto Kaiba thought curiously from where he was watching. 'We'll see if you're lying Pegasus...and if you are.... you'd better watch out'.
*~*
Brain's talking:
Yugi's brain (other cell)-um, sir ma'am? There's another phone call...
Yugi's brain (lead cell)-*rubs temples* fine.... *Picks up phone* hello?
(Mystery)?!?!??!?!'s brain-there is only a 15% chance that they'll stop this irritating noise!
Yugi's brain-oh dear lord...it can't be...
Mystery brain-this cacophony is incredibly infuriating! I can not proceed to conclude any of my priceless intelligence!
Yugi's brain-ok, first of all, you gotta calm down Tristan...
*~*
People talking:
The last teacher finally got off the bus, letting Téa lean on her shoulder. "Okay, we're all here!" Mrs. Rame called out cheerfully. "Is our guide here yet?" Maximillion grinned from ear to ear and quickly went up to her.
"Good morning Ma'am!" he chirruped. "My name is Maximillion Pegasus and I will be your guide for the wonderful tour titled "Into the world of Toilet paper...and its uses". Téa's eyes widened as her gaze landed on Pegasus, but she said nothing. Thanking Mrs. Rame quietly, she walked over to where Yugi, Bakura, Yami, Joey and Tristan were standing.
"Is it just me or is that Pegasus standing there?" the brunette asked as she got closer. Tristan nodded slightly.
"It sure is Téa, but he doesn't remember us at all.... It's weird" he replied, still unable to tear his eyes away from their formal rival. Joey opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by another teacher clapping his hands sharply to get their attention.
"Class, please line up and behave normally for your tour guide, Mr. Pegasus" Mr. Smith called out. Pegasus smile brightened and looked over the sea of students.
"Good morning, I am so happy so see you all here. I am Maximillion Pegasus and I will be your tour guide this morning while we examine the wonderful world of toilet paper and it's uses. You will find that this factory is very high tech and we have come up with some inventive ways to use this useful product" the ex-multi millionaire explained. "Now if you would follow me...." And he walked away, towards the factory, motioning the students to follow.
"2 by 2 please class" Mrs. Rame cried out. The students formed what appeared to be 2 ragged lines and followed their tour guide, whispering and giggling slightly. Yami and Yugi ended up beside each other, same with Téa and Seto and Joey and Tristan. Bakura hung around at the back, waiting for the group to get a bit ahead. His brown eyes suddenly narrowed and went cold.
"So you survived Pegasus..." he muttered in a deep menacing voice, not anything like his normal soft one. "I will make sure you will not survive the second encounter with me...no one has..." However, his muttering's to himself were rudely interrupted by Mr. Smith.
"Come Bakura, you're falling behind" he said sternly. Instantly, Bakura's eyes widened and went back to being a soft warm brown again.
"Coming sir" he said softly before running to catch up with the rest of his classmates.
*~*
Brain's talking:
*Tristan's brain is loaded with computer from wall to wall, printers are printing at top speed and there are several thousands coffee cups scattered around*
Tristan's brain- I do not descry on whose account I have to quiet down. This is an undiminished debacle!
Yugi's brain- huh?
Tristan's brain- why must I enucleate encumbrances like this to brain's that don't interpret lucid discord?
Yugi's brain-because you called?
Tristan's brain-so you do have the erudition to pact with my convalescent rhetoric!
Yugi's brain-yeah...sure...hold on a moment! *Covers phone * Some one bring me a dictionary!
Tristan's brain-well then. I am direly electrified. I wasn't cognizant that there were differentiated geniuses out thitherward!
Yugi's brain-*frantically flipping through dictionary* Uh huh, sure, yeah, whatever you say....
Tristan's brain-now...there's dissimilar subservient I must ventilate you circa...
Yugi's brain-*growls and slams dictionary shut* you know what? I don't care! I don't care about all your mumbo-jumbo words! I don't care about your points of view! If you weren't so busy babbling you would have noticed that the singing has stopped! GOODBYE! *Slams down phone *
Tristan's brain-well...he was reasonably contemptuous...don't you cogitate so?
Tristan's brain (other cell)- he was, intensely discourteous! In truism, I think we should formulate an epistle of lament...
Tristan's brain (lead cell)- let's execute that! *Sits down at computer* Now...Dear Yugi's brain, I was wholly flabbergasted by your timbre of phonation....
*~*
People talking:
After Pegasus handed out hairnets to every one, they continued on their way, walking over a catwalk that allowed them to have a birds eye view of the factory. Yami's eyes widened. He had never seen so much machinery at work at one time!
//Aibou...are these some sort of traps Pegasus is leading us into? //
Yugi couldn't help but grin at Yami's question.
//I don't see what you're smiling at// the spirit said grumpily.
/I'm sorry Yami/ Yugi apologized mentally. /And no, these machines aren't traps, they make the toilet paper. If you'll listen to Pegasus, he'll explain what each of them are used for/
"As you can see, it all starts out with the machine that the workers are feeding the trees into. Once the trees are chopped into sawdust, we then make paper by using that machine that looks like the huge strainer over there" Maximillion explained patiently, using wild hand gestures. So wild, that he nearly hit Téa in the head, which would have caused he to fall over the guardrail.
As the former millenium eye holder droned on, several students fell asleep standing up, like Joey and Tristan. Yugi yawned loudly and swayed on his feet. Only Bakura looked totally interested. Kaiba seemed to have disappeared and Téa had asked to go to the bathroom. The teachers frowned down upon this scene and decided that the students needed a wake up call. "Excuse me, Mr. Pegasus: Mrs. Rame whispered.
He looked up at her, a bit annoyed that she had disrupted his speech. "Yes?"
"I think that some of the students need to be woken up" she muttered. The white haired man surveyed the crowd.
"I do suppose you're right...I know just what to do"
*~*
Brain's talking:
Yugi's brain-he is so...UGH! *Turns back to readers* Anyways, I'm sorry you had to witness that outburst. Now, we're still on code red alert so I'm afraid there's no tour today either until we get that message decoded. It is even more vital that we do it soon because Kaiba has gone missing...and we can't let anything happen to our host. I suppose you could say that us brain cells are like another guardian for Yugi. Maybe Téa knows something...I think I should call her... *picks up brain phone and dials 898*
*Téa's brain is completely black...no lights what so ever*
Téa's brain- *in a dull monotone* Hello?
Yugi's brain- Hey! How are you?
Téa's brain-why does it matter? Darkness is my friend...* picks up a black daisy from the ground and starts to pluck petals off*
Yugi's brain-Are you okay?
Téa's brain-I have favorites words, want to hear them?
Yugi's brain-okay...
Téa's brain- wilting, darkness, doom, death, black, suppression, hopeless.
Yugi's brain-*interupts* actually, I just wanted to know if you know where Kaiba is....
Téa's brain-fading, destiny, losing, no faith
Yugi's brain-well, I hope you feel better soon...*hangs up phone* Maybe I'll send her a cheering up card...
*~*
People talking:
"Now, if we may continue..."Maximillion said loudly. "Our next stop is the cafeteria, where we will be eating lunch". As soon as he said the word eating, both Joey and Tristan woke up.
"Man, I'm starving!" the blonde said, looking excited as the idea of getting more food.
"Ditto" Tristan agreed as they started to walk away. Téa came running up just as the tail end of the group was moving away.
"Hey Téa, what took so long?" Yugi asked curiously, falling in step with the brunette, who had a scowl on her face.
"There was no toilet paper..." she explained angrily. "There was no toilet paper in the dispenser...we're in a toilet paper factory!". Yugi giggled loudly. Téa couldn't help but smile at the irony of her previous predicament. "Okay, so maybe it was a bit funny..."
"Yugi, Téa, don't fall behind" Mrs. Rame called out, herding them along. When Pegasus stopped, it turns out that he had led them to another workroom instead of the cafeteria.
"HEY!" Joey cried out, looking furious. "I thought we were going to eat!"
"Yeah!" Tristan added. A few other students voiced their complaints too.
"This is so not fair!"
"You tricked us!"
Pegasus looked at the gathering riot. "I said we were going to eat, I never said when. This happens to be the last stop before the restaurant so please bear with me". He then continued to ramble on about the various other machines that were in the room.
Joey, however, paid absolutely no attention as his eyes were fixed on a small candy bowl, filled with white candies on the edge of the only desk in the room. Discreetly, he reached out and grabbed a handful. Carefully, he passed one to each of his friends, Bakura, Tristan, Yugi, Yami, and Téa. Pegasus watched them out of the corner of his eyes as he continued talking.
'That's right, take the bait. You'll soon get your pay back Joey...and you too Yugi-boy and that spirit of yours...some things are not easily forgotten...'
TBC
Oh dear.... It looks like they are in trouble!
Maoz-you think?
Anyways, I'm posting this before my beta reader has a chance to read it...so don't be surprised if there's a few mistakes in here. Expect the good version up in a few days. Oh...and if anyone needs translation for the words Tristan's brain used....get a dictionary. I used my thesaurus on the computer...a few sentences might not make any sense...BUT at least I'm expanding my vocabulary! Ne ways, please R&R!!
Wishful Thinker