Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The defamation of recurrent entities. ❯ Chapter two ( Chapter 2 )

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Yugi gingerly hit the enter button, cursing when it saved the document. Right, right, paragraph, not enter. Stupid high-tech computers. “Stupid High-tech computers.”

 

“Having fun?”

 

Yugi glanced up, seeing his professor leaning in the doorway. Ootogi Ryuji was a slim figure, with large cat-green eyes and obsidian black hair he had a habit of twirling strands of his long hair around his fingers, of which he currently indulged. Yugi wasn't entirely sure Ryuji was human, he suspected the man was a shape-shifter, but wasn't sure how to approach the matter. All the better, Yugi thought, to not pay attention to the cat-like graces Ryuji moved with and simply accredit the man with style.

 

“Oodles. Why is this contraption so over complicated? I swear if I fail your course it isn't because I don't know the curriculum, it's from this bloody machine.”

 

Ryuji laughed and entered the room, looking over Yugi's shoulder at what the human was writing. “…Interesting.”

 

Yugi smiled. “Gee, thanks teach. I feel like I'm a teenager again, sitting my entrance exams.”

 

“Don't sweat it, around you I feel like I'm a five year old when it comes to history.”

 

Yugi rubbed the back of his head. It was great to feel about thirty and be around seven hundred and something. “Yeah, its kind of creepy.”

 

Ryuji patted his shoulder and frowned when Yugi winced, Ryuji's hand was right on Yami's bite-mark. “Arthritis?” Ryuji asked.

 

“Something like that.” The human answered.

 

“Ohh, I'll leave it to you. Well I'm off. See you tomorrow in class, old man.”

 

Yugi laughed. “See you, Ootogi-sensei.”

 

He turned back to the computer placing his hands on the large key-board and starting his next word.

 

Bring, bring. Bring, bring.

 

Yugi sighed and hit the phone answer button. “Moshi moshi. Moutoh Yugi.”

 

“Listen Yugi, it's me. You need to come home right now, there's a problem, its not safe.”

 

“Come on, Yami, I'm half-way through finishing my essay, I'll be home in an hour or two.”

 

“No. Come back now. Its not safe for you to be out and about right now.”

 

Yugi yawned. “I'll handle it.”

 

“No! Listen, this thing is older than me, you have to get back here where I can protect you.”

 

“Come on Yami, I'll be fine. What would a big bad thing want with me anyway?”

“No, you don't understand Yugi, this is dangerous! Just come home and I can explain it all.”

 

“I'll take care of myself, Yami. Bye. See you in an hour or so.” He moved his hand to hit the button but found that the button had already been pressed.

 

The thing with his mind was getting worse. Although the little voice in the back of his head told him it could be put to kinkier use. Yugi still wasn't sure if it was him or someone else that was doing it. Yami had taken him to a psycho-analist who thought it was all very fascinating, but could only tell them it was some kind of sonic aura power that was affecting him.

 

Yugi sighed and returned with one hand to his paper while the other subconsciously opened his desk drawer and pulled out his gun. He paused a second and loaded a bullet into the chamber. Missile ammunition was illegal in this day and age, something about stupid amounts of damage for laser surgery to heal. While Yugi could aprieciate that it was better to use stun-guns or laser missiles, when he put bullets into something, he didn't want them falling unconscious. The little voice in the back of his head did a little thumbs up for the fact that he was dating the president of Japanese United Nations and thus could get away with almost any infringement of the law. His boyfriend was such a sucker.

 

 

“Wow. Things must have been heated on the phone for you to get out the artillery.”

 

“You are so whipped Jou, that it's not funny. Did Yami have Seto ring you and get you to `pick me up'? Honestly. I'm not a little flower.”

 

“Ring me? What about?”

 

“I don't know. Yami gave me a call and told me it was too dangerous to be out and I should come home immediately.”

 

“What's so dangerous?”

 

“He didn't say.” Yugi turned his attention back to his essay. Obviously this was a social call.

 

“Ahh, nothing the small arsenal in my trunk probably can't handle.”

 

All their social calls revolved around the objects that made other people dead. It was just their social life. some people had antique stamps, they had weapons.

 

Yami thought Yugi needed a pet.

 

Yugi nodded. “Of course. Besides, technically I'm still the local protector. It's my job to make the streets safe for the big bad Yami, not the other way around.”

 

“Ohh, shit, he hasn't told you yet has he?”

 

Yugi stopped typing and turned to his diminutive friend with narrowed eyes. “Told me what?”

 

“Maybe I'm not the best person to tell you this…”

 

“Shut up and spill Elf.”

 

“Yami was talking to Seto about getting someone else hired as the local protector.”

 

Yugi twitched. Bad Yami! Bad boy, the voice in the back of his head yipped. “He didn't mention it.”

 

“Look, Yugister I'm really sorry, he's a bit overbearing at times I know, but you know he only does it because he loves you.”

 

Yugi paused from his mental image of staking Yami to grunt. “I'm getting sick of being treated like a piece of glass. He keeps treading all over my practice at the gun ranges. You know how many raids they had last week? Six. That was one day of uninterrupted shooting I got and he came down there himself! And those fucking limos. He knows how I feel about my bike. I'm dating him, I don't want to be his fucking child. God!”

 

Jou grimaced and held up his hands in surrender. “Hey no need to get up at me about it! I'm not the one dating him. didn't I tell you- you probably shouldn't date a guy you tried to kill?”

 

Yugi sighed and sank deeper into his seat. “Fine what-”

 

He was cut off mid-sentence by a form clad in a black ninja outfit bumping into Jounouchi. Jounouchi was shoved forward onto the ground and the person with the ninja's mask on quickly jumped on the Elf, a white handkerchief pushed against Jou's mouth.

 

Yugi wasted no time in reacting to the scene; he picked his gun off the desk and flicked the safety off, firing into the figure riding the Elf's pinned form.

 

The ninja crumpled and Jounouchi tore the white handkerchief from his face, coughing harshly. “Chloroform.” The Elf spat out, pulling his handgun from his waist holster.

 

The window behind Yugi shattered and the human reacted on pure impulse, kicking his feet into the metal desk and falling backwards out of the chair he sat in, he couldn't aim while falling but he got a glimpse of the second attacker. Another ninja. The little voice in the back of his head wondered about whether or not it was bad ancient Japan rip-off day.

 

Jounouchi fired two shoots into the second attacker before someone grabbed him from behind.

 

Yugi only saw a flash of Jounouchi struggling with what he assumed was a third ninja as he rolled into the center of the room. Quickly the human got to his feet, putting a bullet into the third ninja.

 

Jounouchi was unconscious; obviously this one had injected a sleeping drug into Jounouchi's blood.

 

Yugi turned, frowning. There were only two bodies on the ground. The body of the first ninja wasn't where it should have fallen.

 

His finely honed instincts alerted him to the crunching of glass and the human turned gun first. The second ninja was getting to his feet again.

 

“Vampire ninjas? Fucking hell.” Yugi emptied his clip into the attacker and went to his pocket for his spare clip, remembering too late that it was in the desk drawer where the first ninja vampire was getting to his feet again.

 

Should have listened to Yami, the little voice in the back of his mind told him.

 

The vampire rushed at him and Yugi had just enough time to get his feet up in time to kick the ninja before he hit the ground. Hand to hand against a vampire the human knew he had a sever disadvantage.

 

Ninja number one forced Yugi's hands above his head, pinning them down and garbling something in a language Yugi wasn't familiar with to the second vampire.

 

The second ninja pulled a syringe from somewhere and pulled off the cap.

 

Yugi shook his head violently, struggling against ninja number one's hold. “No way! You'll have to shoot me first!”

 

He pushed the ninja around on top of him, wriggling one of his legs free enough to kick the bastard in the balls. The ninja yelped and involuntarily let go for a moment, giving Yugi the chance to roll their struggle over so he was on top this time. He drew his fist back and slammed it into the first ninja's face. Just as he was about to hit a second time a cold piece of metal pressed into the skin at the back of his neck, something cold slithered into his body and Yugi felt his mind close down almost instantly. He fell backwards into white oblivion.

 

 

~ To Be Continued…

 

Sweet notes: Mwuahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

 

Ryuji: Hahahaha. Sucks to be him. Cool! I finally showed up!

 

Yami: Dude, you're only a secondary character though.

 

Ryuji: Yes. Right. Secondary. Of course.

 

Sweets: Shut up you! *whaps him*

 

Yugi: I don't like where that led me inside her mind.

 

Sweets: really? I thought it was delicious.

 

Malik: I think that's why he didn't like it.

 

Sweets: heh. Reviews minna-san?