Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The HUGE Sleepover ❯ Calling and Packing! ( Chapter 2 )

DIS: How is everyone out there? Good? Well, it's the 2nd chapter to `The HUGE sleepover and I am happy to announce that it will be long for all you people who like it out there!

Malik: No one likes it.

DIS: yeah, I didn't like the first chapter, but only because it had Kaiba in it. (clenches fist and shakes it) Curse you Kaiba and your strong cards...

Seto: Uh, I'm right here and I DO have feelings, hello!

Bakura: Who cares?

Mokuba: ME!

DIS: (blinks, turns and shakes fist at him) Curse you Kaiba and your strong cards...

Kaiba and Mokuba: (--)

DIS: Why can't you be weak like Honda or Mokuba? I was able to beat them!

Mokuba and Honda: (;o;)

Seto: Don't insult my family! (does a weird pose)

DIS: Fluffy, go get Kaiba!

Fluffy: (attacks Seto)

DIS: Read below and enjoy.

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Title: The HUGE Sleepover

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: R for language and sexual content

Summary: Mokuba has a sleepover at his house and the YGO gang is invited! But when a storm crashes over, they have to stay over. What could possibly happen in a HUGE house when it's storming and there's a black out? R&R

Couples: Isis/Seto; Anzu/Bakura; Katsuya/Mai; Honda/Miho (Meant to be)

Notes/Warnings: Pro-Anzu, Yuugi has strange out bursts. Yeah...

Disclaimer Guy: (;o;) Why me? Ahem, DIS does not own YGO, Kotex, Trojan, any of Dark Hope's ideas (of she puts any in with the authoress' permission), Yahoo!, or the shampoo and gel `Garnier Frutis'.

Names, Japanese to English

Pharaoh Atemu-Yami Yuugi

Yuugi Mutoh-Yugi

Bakura Ryou-Yami Bakura

Ryou Bakura-Bakura

Marik Ishtar-Yami Marik

Malik Ishtar-Marik

Katsuya Jounouchi-Joey Wheeler

Anzu Mazaki-Tea Gardener

Honda Hiroto-Tristan Taylor

Shizuka Jounouchi-Serenity Wheeler

Isis Ishtar-Ishizu Ishtar

Otogi Ryuuji (sp?)-Duke Devlin

Seto Kaiba-Seto Kaiba

Mokuba Kaiba-Mokuba Kaiba

Mai ? (Does anyone know her Japanese last name?)-Mai Valentine

Rishid Ishtar-Odeon Ishtar

Grandpa-Solomon Mutoh

Yuugi's Mom-Yuugi's Mom (sweat drop, does anyone know Yuugi's Mom's name?)

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The HUGE Sleepover, Chapter Two, Calling and Packing!

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Mokuba: (dials a number)

Isis: Hello, Ishtar residence.

Mokuba: Hi Isis! Do you-

Isis: MARIK, UNGLUE MALIK RIGHT NOW! What were you saying, Mokuba? Oh, how is your brother? Good? That's great!

Mokuba: (o.o'') Er, yeah, um, well you're invited to my sleepover tomorrow night at 6:55!

Isis: Oh that's wonderful it-IS THAT MY BRA?!! WHERE DID YOU FIND MY VIBRATOR??? Um, we'll be there Mokuba, bye!

Click!

Mokuba: (o.O) `She lives a hard life, that she does.' (dials another number)

Atemu: This is the great Pharaoh of Egypt speaking! What does the peasant want from the Almighty God? SPEAK!

Mokuba: Atemu? (O.O)

Atemu: Er...Mokuba, hello.

Mokuba: (--) yes. Is Yuugi there?

Atemu: Why do you want to talk to Yuugi, huh? You're going to kidnap him and rape him aren't you, AREN'T YOU?

Mokuba: Wha--?

Yuugi: (was on the other line) ATEMU! Hang up the phone!

Atemu: Eh heh, heh, heh, I'm in trouble.

Click.

Yuugi: Hi Mokuba, what's up?

Mokuba: I wanted to know if you'd like to come to my sleepover. It's at 6:55 p.m. tomorrow.

Yuugi: Sure Mokuba! Atemu will come as well, ok?

Mokuba: Great Bye!

Yuugi: Bye.

Click.

Mokuba: (dials another number)

Ryou: Hello mate, this is Ryou.

Mokuba: Hi Ryou.

Ryou: Oh hi Mokuba, ol chap! What gives me the pleasure of you calling me?

Mokuba: I called to see if you and Bak-

Bakura: I WILL SUCK YOUR BLOOD, BLEH, BLEH!

Mokuba and Ryou: (O.O''''''')

Ryou: Ba-Bakura, will you please get off the-

Click.

Ryou: Er...What were you...Saying?

Mokuba: I called to see if you and Bakura would come to my sleepover. It's tomorrow at 6:55 P.m.

Ryou: Well...

Mokuba: PLEASE, Ryou?

Ryou: Ok. But only for you.

Mokuba: Yay! Thanks, bye.

Ryou: Mmhm.

Click.

Mokuba: (dials)

Answering machine comes on: Hi, this is Anzu, I can't get to the phone right now, so leave your-

Anzu: (panting) Hello?

Mokuba: Hi Anzu!

Anzu: Mokuba! Hey, what's goin' on?

Mokuba: Nothing much. You?

Anzu: I was downstairs. I forgot to bring my cell phone down there with me.

Mokuba: Ahh!

Anzu: I'm making lunch.

Mokuba: You should get a maid!

Anzu: Hehehe, if only I had the money. So what'd ya call for?

Mokuba: Oh! Right! I almost forgot! Hehehe...Will you come to my sleepover? It's tomorrow at 6:55 P.m.

Anzu: Sure Mokuba! I'd love to!

Mokuba: Great! See ya then! Bye!

Anzu: Bye.

Click.

Mokuba: (dials)

Honda and Miho: HELLO?

Mokuba: (blinks) Er, hi Miho, Honda.

Miho: HI MOKUBA!

Mokuba: (winces)

Honda: What's up, dude?

Mokuba: Uh, can you two come to my sleepover? It's at 6:55 tomorrow night.

Miho: Sleepover? YES! We'll be there!

Mokuba: Um, ok. Bye.

Click.

Mokuba: (dials)

Shizuka: Hello, Jounouchi residence.

Mokuba: Hello Shizuka.

Shizuka: Oh hey Mokuba! What can I do for you?

Mokuba: `Always the polite one.' Do you mind if Katsuya and you come to my sleepover tomorrow night? It's at 6:55.

Shizuka: We'd love to Mokuba! 6:55?

Mokuba: Yeah.

Shizuka: We'll be there. Uh, be sure to have a lot of food.

Mokuba: I will, bye!

Click.

Mokuba: (dials)

Mai: Mai here, hun.

Mokuba: What's up, Mai?

Mai: Oh, Mokuba! Hey! I'm just painting my nails. Orange was SO not my color, so I'm going for purple. I love purple. It's my favorite color. But I need it to be the EXACT kind of purple that I want. All is good though, I ran out of eyeliner, so I'm going to get that and some new purple nail polish.

Mokuba: (o.O) Uh, ok. Will you come to my sleepover tomorrow night?

Mai: What time, hun?

Mokuba: 6:55

Mai: Sure, why not? I have nothing better to do.

Mokuba: yay! Thanks Mai!

Mai: No problem kiddo. See ya.

Mokuba: Bye.

Click.

Mokuba: (dials)

Otogi: Yes?

Mokuba: Come to my sleepover tomorrow night, 6:55. Mokuba.

Click.

Otogi: (staring at the phone) Touché...

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Mokuba: (skips into Seto's office) I called them all, Seto.

Seto: Yeah...

Mokuba: They're coming tomorrow night.

Seto: yay

Mokuba: At 6:55

Seto: Great.

Mokuba: Isn't it? YAAAYYY!

Seto: Joy...

(JOY TO THE WORLD, SETO'S DEAD, WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD! DON'T WORRY `BOUT THE BODY, WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY AND SO SETO IS DEAD, SO SETO IS DEAD AND YAAAYYY, SETO'S DEAD!)

Seto: `Now DIS wants me dead, just great.'

(DIS: Don't worry, once I defeat Seto, I won't hate him like this anymore, hehehe)

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Isis: (has Marik and Malik tied up) I packed your guys' things and yes Marik, I packed that too. You will behave at Seto's and I don't want either of you trying to kill Atemu, got it?

Marik and Malik: (nod)

Isis: Good, now until it's time to leave, you can stay there.

Marik and Malik: (OO) But-

Isis: (glares)

Marik and Malik: (shut up)

Isis: (leaves the room)

Marik: I want my Millennium Rod.

Malik: I want my Millennium Rod.

Marik: It's mine.

Malik: No it isn't.

Marik: Is too.

Malik: Is not.

Marik: Is too.

Malik: Is not.

Marik: DAMMIT MALIK, IT IS TOO MINE BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO STOLE IT FROM YOUR RAPIST FATHER!

Malik: He raped people? I had no idea.

Marik: (face fault)

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Atemu: Down the hanky banky banks, where the bull frogs jump from bank to bank with the eeps, ipes, ohps, oops, you missed the lily pad, ker-plop.

Yuugi: Atemu, you need to start packing.

Atemu: You do it, I'm-

Yuugi: PACK YOUR DAMN THINGS YOURSELF! WHAT, DO I HAVE `N' ON MY FOREHEAD? (storms out the room, suitcase in hand)

Atemu: (OO)

Yuugi: (from the living room) I'M SLEEPING ON THE COUCH AND IF YOU VALUE YOUR `GARNIER FRUTIS' GEL, YOU'D BETTER STAY OUT AND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!

Atemu: (gets out a suitcase, freaked out and starts packing) (o.o)

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Honda: Ok, Miho. We can do one of two things.

Have sex

Or

Pack

Miho: Hmm...A!

Honda: Nice.

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Katsuya: We're WHAT?

Shizuka: We're going to go to Mokuba's sleepover and don't you dare say we're not, because we are Katsuya Jounouchi!

Katsuya: But I don't wanna, sis.

Shizuka: (gives him the evil eye) Katsuya...

Katsuya: Shizuka, I don't want to!

Shizuka: Too bad, we're going, end of discussion!

Katsuya: (sighs) awright, you win.

Shizuka: Besides, (grins) Mai will be there.

Katsuya: What are ya tryin' to say, dat I like her?! I-I don' like Mai, y-your crazy!

Shizuka: (giggles) Hurry up and pack Katsuya, we need to be ready for tomorrow.

Katsuya: I don' like Mai…..

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Otogi: (sighs) I don't know what I should wear, hmm...(sees his hairy legs) Ugh, NO woman wants a man with hairy legs!

Otogi then proceeded to the bathroom, took out his razors, and began shaving his hairy legs...(ew).

Cut.

Otogi: AW!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN, THE PAIN! AWWWW!!! (clutched the VERY SMALL cut, screaming) AWWWW! (sucks his thumb, crying) It hurts...I want my mommy...

DIS: o.O

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Bakura: (yawns and sees the remote) ? (picks it up, stares at it) ?? (pushes the POWER button)

TV: ...Dodge Durango!

Bakura: (O_O''') What the-? (pushes the 3 button)

TV: (switches to That 70's Show)

Dawna: Jackie! I don't want to become a dube! And if I become a dube, then Erick won't like me anymore!

Jackie: Then dump him. Dawna, if he can't accept you for who you are, then he isn't worthy of your sex!

Bakura: (--'''') (pushes 1 and 5)

TV: (change to the Terminator)

Arnold: I'll be back.

Bakura: `Freaky accent...' (o.O) (pushes the 1 and 4)

TV: (changes to Sex in the City)

Miranda: (making out with some guy)

Jon: Oh Miranda, I love you, I love you!

Miranda: Mmm, I love you Jon! Hey, I know!

Jon: What?

Miranda: Let's have sex!

Bakura: (grins perversely)

Jon: Yeah, ok, baby

TV: (moves to a different scene)

Bakura: Dammit!(changes to a different channel)

TV: (has The Ring on)

Bakura: (o.O?)

TV: (shows that movie with the worms and the ladder and stuff)

Bakura: RYOU!!! (pushing the remote, but it's broken)

Ryou: (comes in hastily) What's wrong, Bakura?

Bakura: TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!!!!!

Ryou: (Shuts it off by the power button on the TV)

Bakura: (sighs)

Ryou: Bakura, we need to get ready. Start packing your things.

Bakura: Why?

Ryou: Because we need to get ready for the sleepover.

Bakura: Why?

Ryou: Because we need things for the sleepover

Bakura: Why? (smirks)

Ryou: Because.

Bakura: WHY?

Ryou: Why?

Bakura: Huh? (oO)

Ryou: What?

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Malik: (comes in, rope burns on his wrists) Eh?

Bakura: (turns to him) Huh?

Ryou: (turns to them) What?

Malik: Eh?

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Bakura: Huh?

Ryou: What?

Malik: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!

Bakura and Ryou: Huh?/What?

Malik: I came over to see if you guys are going to Mokuba's Sleepover too.

Bakura: It seems so.

Malik: Guess who else is. I just now found out.

Bakura: Who?

Malik; Ahem, Atemu, Isis, me, Marik, you, Ryou, Otogi, Katsuya, hormonal couple (Miho and Honda), Kaiba will be there of course, Anzu-

Bakura: THAT BITCH?

Malik: ANZU-Shizuka, Yuugi and the slut (Mai).

Bakura: I'm not going.

Ryou: I already said we BOTH were.

Malik: Ha, ha!

Bakura: You have to too, idiot!

Malik: Oh yeah...

Bakura: Moron...

Malik: You wanna piece of me, nigga?

Bakura: Nigga? What the hell is a nigga?

Malik: You'd better shut up, wigger!

Bakura: (o.O) WTF?

Malik: (starts rapping) Bakura thinks he is the bomb, but he really ain't, cos he actually bombs the bomb! (DIS: Yeah, that made no sense at all, but whatever)

Ryou: WHAT?

Malik: Uh, you know what, let's pretend that NEVER happened, ok?

Ryou and Bakura: (nods slllooowwlly) Y-yeah, no problem.

Bakura: `Is Malik doing that white stuff that screws up his brain again?' (digs in his pocket and feels a crank) `hehehe'

Ryou: `I think Malik is hanging out with Killa-D again.'

Malik: `I'm need to stop smoking that shit.'

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Mai: (listening to `I'm Too Sexy') I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, so sexy-Ooh! Frilly lingerie! And it's see-through! This is a must! Hmm...I only have...(counts) 5 suitcases! I'll get one more suitcase, but that is it!

Phone: (rings)

Mai: Hello?

Shizuka: Mai! I don't know what I should get! Should I take the pink shirt and yello skirt or should I take the yellow shirt and pink skirt?

Mai: The second choice, hun.

Shizuka: Oh thank you so much, Mai! See ya at Mokubaz Sleepover!

Mai: Alright, hun. Ta.

Shizuka: Ta.

Click.

Mai: (goes back to packing cosmetics, magazines,etc.)

Phone: (rings)

Mai: Hello?

Atemu: Blue or black leather?

Mai: Blue.

Atemu: K.

Click!

Mai: (packing)

Phone: (rings)

Mai: Hello?

Seto: I have a crisis, Jon.

Mai: Wrong number hun.

Seto: Who the hell are you? Oh it's the slut...

Mai: Have you ever been bitch slapped over the phone?

Click.

Mai: bastard...

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Anzu: (looks around at the clothes he laid out on her bed) Hmm...Should I wear the black tank top with the short blue shorts or the navy blue tank top with the regular blue shorts? Decisions, decisions...

TV: Do you have problems deciding outfits? Having trouble fitting all of them into ONE suitcase? One a budget and want something cheap? Well too bad! THIS IS FOR MEN! It's a hair gel!

Anzu: I hate you, TV. (shuts it off) Damn thing.

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DIS: Sooo, how was it? Good, bad, ok, really sucks crap? (^^) Please review, tell me how you like it and have a merry Christmas! (sweat drops) Ideas for games at the sleepover are accepted and any pranks to pull on boys/girls, ANY ideas for this fic are GREATLY appreciated! Ja ne for now!

Ended chapter...1:55 am on July 29, 2004 not that you care, hehehe...(^^)