Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Jou Wars ❯ Start of the War Journal ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Igatona 
Here, we document the first ignition of the Jou Wars, from the beginning to the start of the hostilities.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: The Bet | Uploaded On: 01.14.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 315 | Status: Completed
Here, we document the first ignition of the Jou Wars, from the beginning to the start of the hostilities.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: The Bet | Uploaded On: 01.14.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 315 | Status: Completed
Author's note : This was inspired by :
-Capcom versus SNK 2
-A random YugixHonda RP I made with someone whom I will call Mr Shy Person.
-Lots and lots "discovering yourself" sessions
So please enjoy the showdown.
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In a distant, far away land, two friends fight for the ultimate prize...
Using nothing short of backstabbing, double-crossing, and treachery to get to their goal...
Nothing will stand in their way...
Fate has ordained this duel...
There will be hell to pay...
Ladies and Gentlemen...Amazing Supreme Productions, alongside the crazy mad genius of Igatona, bring you the showdown of the millenium (items)...
It's finally time for...
* * *
Yugi versus Honda : The Jou Wars
* * *
Before hell struck Domino city and the Jou Wars begun, here is a calendar of the pre-war happenings.
8 of June : Yugi falls into Jou, and accidentally gropes him down there. Honda sees this, and doesn't take mind.
9 of June : Yugi falls into Jou, but doesn't accidentally grope him. He gropes him in a non-subtle way. This tingles Honda's sense of "Yugi wants Jou, sexually."
15 of June : Honda asks Jou about Yugi. Jou answers that it was just an accident both times. Honda isn't convinced.
16 of June : Honda asks Yugi about Jou. Yugi tells him that he loves Jou.
25 of June : While riding his motorcycle, Honda crashes, and falls unconscious. He wakes up three days later, and this is the start of the Jou Wars.
* * *
(Honda's POV)
Ow.
Man, what a crash. I'm lucky to be alive. Okay, I'm going to thank the trashcans and the spare tires of that garage, because they saved my life. I feel like shit, but I'm still alive. Well, now that I'm conscious, I guess it's time to go see the guys. First, opening the eyes...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I'm in a full body cast!
"He's alive! He's alive!" I hear someone say. Hmm...I think it's Yugi.
"Of course he's alive, this is Honda! He's indestructible! Remember when he was in that robotic monkey?" Okay, this is Jounouchi, no one else would EVER say something like this about me.
"Uh...hi guys?" said I, the very confused one, because I really have no idea as to what time, or even what day is it.
"Oh, fuck man, thank god you're alive!" Jou said, while shaking me, and hugging me in a very masculine fashion. You know, like in the movies, when two guys hug each other, but don't mean it romantically?
Yeah, Jou hugged like that.
Unfortunately, that freaking accident must have messed my mind up, because I was dreaming of doing some unsavory things to Jou. 'f course, I wasn't worried about him trying to get the hell away from me, the problem is that there's about an 80% chance that Yugi's claimed him already, which would make all my efforts worthless, and then I'd go on a tirade on how this is my best friend and god knows I should have rights to him just because of that, which I'm sure no one wants to hear. Not even myself. I'll just go have a suicide attempt if I ever became as pathetic as that.
I looked to my right when Jou was busy being a sentimental git, and saw Yugi was fuming. Of course, Yugi fuming, with these great big round eyes of his, and that cute face, and the fact that calling him short stuff wouldn't be enough, made for one hell of a funny thing. So I laughed a bit, because he looked like he was pouting. I also grinned.
* * *
(Yugi/Other Yugi's POV)
No...it can't be. I can't lose the love of my life (and the cutest body ever made, I swear. Maybe if he got a haircut though...) to Honda. He isn't even gay! He can't love Jou properly! He told me so himself, well, at least, that he wasn't gay. Wait a sec, maybe he meant by that that he was bisexual! Oh no! I hope that isn't the case!
"Yugi, what is the problem?" asked my other side. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, my other side. I call him Yami, well, everyone calls him Yami, but it's not like he's some ancient spirit from a time long gone with unimaginable powers, right? You'd be surprised. But for us, he's just Yami. People tell me that for some reason, when Yami takes control of me, I gain a few inches, but I'm still puny.
Maybe that's why Jou doesn't like me and is hugging Honda!
"Erm, Yugi, don't you think you should find a nice female to settle down with? Or two...or three...or one hundred thousand and five hundred seventy-six women?"
Yugi took insult at what his other side said.
"Yami! I want to be with Jounouchi! I don't want a harem! Well, maybe a harem of Jounouchis, but still..."
Yami just chuckled inside Yugi's mind.
"Okay, okay, I get it. But if we have to face this challenge, we'll face it together, as a team."
"Actually, I'd like you to butt out of this one..."
Yami didn't understand, they did everything as a team, and they would face this challenge together, just like they had done so many times before.
"But Yugi, I may be able to help you."
"Yami, you're straight. You can't help me."
"Erm, of course I can help you!"
"No, you can't. I've seen the reactions when you take over my body. I've never gotten excited like that when I'm near Anzu!"
"Okay, you've got a point there, but if you need me, you know where to find me."
"Of course I do, you silly ancient spirit with immense magical powers you."
Yami retreated into his room in order to angst and eat cookies.
* * *
(General POV)
Eventually, Honda made it out of the hospital. He made it a point to make up lost time with Jou, but this time, it would be on his terms. They went to the arcade, Honda beating Jou mercilessly at various games, Jou winning at others, and they just had a jolly old time.
However, everywhere they went, someone was watching them. They had black and red hair, with yellow thunderstrikes. They were also very thin and could be mistaken for a gothrocker. Upon second examination, they found out it was the other Yugi. Honda told Jou to wait for him because he had something to say to Yugi first.
Jou, slurping on a milkshake he picked up alongside their travels, didn't mind waiting if it meant he could savor this dairy/chocolaty treat with the respect it needed to be given.
Honda pulled the other Yugi aside, the other Yugi pushing Honda away.
"What's wrong with you, Honda, you've never been that close to Jou before."
"What's it to you?" asked Honda venomously.
"Well, you DO know that my other side, the one known as Yugi, also known as the being that is not an ancient spirit with immense magical power, is in love with Jounouchi, right?"
"Yeah I do, which is why I want to ask you to stop following us!"
"He IS worried that you'll steal Jounouchi away from him though."
The proverbial mustard went up to Honda's proverbial nose.
"WHAT!? HIS Jounouchi? Is that kid on smack or what!? Jounouchi is mine, and mine alone! I've been his best friend for ages and now I'm, no, we're ready to take it somewhere else!"
The other Yugi stayed calm as the hot-headed rider breathed hot-air.
"I work in the best interests of my other side, Honda, you should know that better than anyone. But I will give you a tip."
Honda calmed down, because the other Yugi didn't make him visit the Shadow Realm.
"Get some breath mints. Your breath stinks."
Honda was about to go back to Jou, but he turned towards the other Yugi.
"Yeah, well, tell your other side this! Now...it's war!"
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Author's note : I figure it's best to leave it off here and continue onto the war journal in the next chapter. If you want the chapter layout, here it is.
1) Introduction
2) Shenanigans
3) Jou's thoughts
4) Conclusion
5) Take over the world.
Erm, there is no number five, you did not see anything.
-Capcom versus SNK 2
-A random YugixHonda RP I made with someone whom I will call Mr Shy Person.
-Lots and lots "discovering yourself" sessions
So please enjoy the showdown.
----------
In a distant, far away land, two friends fight for the ultimate prize...
Using nothing short of backstabbing, double-crossing, and treachery to get to their goal...
Nothing will stand in their way...
Fate has ordained this duel...
There will be hell to pay...
Ladies and Gentlemen...Amazing Supreme Productions, alongside the crazy mad genius of Igatona, bring you the showdown of the millenium (items)...
It's finally time for...
* * *
Yugi versus Honda : The Jou Wars
* * *
Before hell struck Domino city and the Jou Wars begun, here is a calendar of the pre-war happenings.
8 of June : Yugi falls into Jou, and accidentally gropes him down there. Honda sees this, and doesn't take mind.
9 of June : Yugi falls into Jou, but doesn't accidentally grope him. He gropes him in a non-subtle way. This tingles Honda's sense of "Yugi wants Jou, sexually."
15 of June : Honda asks Jou about Yugi. Jou answers that it was just an accident both times. Honda isn't convinced.
16 of June : Honda asks Yugi about Jou. Yugi tells him that he loves Jou.
25 of June : While riding his motorcycle, Honda crashes, and falls unconscious. He wakes up three days later, and this is the start of the Jou Wars.
* * *
(Honda's POV)
Ow.
Man, what a crash. I'm lucky to be alive. Okay, I'm going to thank the trashcans and the spare tires of that garage, because they saved my life. I feel like shit, but I'm still alive. Well, now that I'm conscious, I guess it's time to go see the guys. First, opening the eyes...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I'm in a full body cast!
"He's alive! He's alive!" I hear someone say. Hmm...I think it's Yugi.
"Of course he's alive, this is Honda! He's indestructible! Remember when he was in that robotic monkey?" Okay, this is Jounouchi, no one else would EVER say something like this about me.
"Uh...hi guys?" said I, the very confused one, because I really have no idea as to what time, or even what day is it.
"Oh, fuck man, thank god you're alive!" Jou said, while shaking me, and hugging me in a very masculine fashion. You know, like in the movies, when two guys hug each other, but don't mean it romantically?
Yeah, Jou hugged like that.
Unfortunately, that freaking accident must have messed my mind up, because I was dreaming of doing some unsavory things to Jou. 'f course, I wasn't worried about him trying to get the hell away from me, the problem is that there's about an 80% chance that Yugi's claimed him already, which would make all my efforts worthless, and then I'd go on a tirade on how this is my best friend and god knows I should have rights to him just because of that, which I'm sure no one wants to hear. Not even myself. I'll just go have a suicide attempt if I ever became as pathetic as that.
I looked to my right when Jou was busy being a sentimental git, and saw Yugi was fuming. Of course, Yugi fuming, with these great big round eyes of his, and that cute face, and the fact that calling him short stuff wouldn't be enough, made for one hell of a funny thing. So I laughed a bit, because he looked like he was pouting. I also grinned.
* * *
(Yugi/Other Yugi's POV)
No...it can't be. I can't lose the love of my life (and the cutest body ever made, I swear. Maybe if he got a haircut though...) to Honda. He isn't even gay! He can't love Jou properly! He told me so himself, well, at least, that he wasn't gay. Wait a sec, maybe he meant by that that he was bisexual! Oh no! I hope that isn't the case!
"Yugi, what is the problem?" asked my other side. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, my other side. I call him Yami, well, everyone calls him Yami, but it's not like he's some ancient spirit from a time long gone with unimaginable powers, right? You'd be surprised. But for us, he's just Yami. People tell me that for some reason, when Yami takes control of me, I gain a few inches, but I'm still puny.
Maybe that's why Jou doesn't like me and is hugging Honda!
"Erm, Yugi, don't you think you should find a nice female to settle down with? Or two...or three...or one hundred thousand and five hundred seventy-six women?"
Yugi took insult at what his other side said.
"Yami! I want to be with Jounouchi! I don't want a harem! Well, maybe a harem of Jounouchis, but still..."
Yami just chuckled inside Yugi's mind.
"Okay, okay, I get it. But if we have to face this challenge, we'll face it together, as a team."
"Actually, I'd like you to butt out of this one..."
Yami didn't understand, they did everything as a team, and they would face this challenge together, just like they had done so many times before.
"But Yugi, I may be able to help you."
"Yami, you're straight. You can't help me."
"Erm, of course I can help you!"
"No, you can't. I've seen the reactions when you take over my body. I've never gotten excited like that when I'm near Anzu!"
"Okay, you've got a point there, but if you need me, you know where to find me."
"Of course I do, you silly ancient spirit with immense magical powers you."
Yami retreated into his room in order to angst and eat cookies.
* * *
(General POV)
Eventually, Honda made it out of the hospital. He made it a point to make up lost time with Jou, but this time, it would be on his terms. They went to the arcade, Honda beating Jou mercilessly at various games, Jou winning at others, and they just had a jolly old time.
However, everywhere they went, someone was watching them. They had black and red hair, with yellow thunderstrikes. They were also very thin and could be mistaken for a gothrocker. Upon second examination, they found out it was the other Yugi. Honda told Jou to wait for him because he had something to say to Yugi first.
Jou, slurping on a milkshake he picked up alongside their travels, didn't mind waiting if it meant he could savor this dairy/chocolaty treat with the respect it needed to be given.
Honda pulled the other Yugi aside, the other Yugi pushing Honda away.
"What's wrong with you, Honda, you've never been that close to Jou before."
"What's it to you?" asked Honda venomously.
"Well, you DO know that my other side, the one known as Yugi, also known as the being that is not an ancient spirit with immense magical power, is in love with Jounouchi, right?"
"Yeah I do, which is why I want to ask you to stop following us!"
"He IS worried that you'll steal Jounouchi away from him though."
The proverbial mustard went up to Honda's proverbial nose.
"WHAT!? HIS Jounouchi? Is that kid on smack or what!? Jounouchi is mine, and mine alone! I've been his best friend for ages and now I'm, no, we're ready to take it somewhere else!"
The other Yugi stayed calm as the hot-headed rider breathed hot-air.
"I work in the best interests of my other side, Honda, you should know that better than anyone. But I will give you a tip."
Honda calmed down, because the other Yugi didn't make him visit the Shadow Realm.
"Get some breath mints. Your breath stinks."
Honda was about to go back to Jou, but he turned towards the other Yugi.
"Yeah, well, tell your other side this! Now...it's war!"
----------
Author's note : I figure it's best to leave it off here and continue onto the war journal in the next chapter. If you want the chapter layout, here it is.
1) Introduction
2) Shenanigans
3) Jou's thoughts
4) Conclusion
5) Take over the world.
Erm, there is no number five, you did not see anything.