Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Jou Wars ❯ Strategic Movements ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Author's note : 'bout time I update this, don't you think? Oh, and if you like this story up to now, you wouldn't mind to recommend it to your friends? The more you review, the more I know what's wrong with the fic (and please don't mention the story, or the shounen-ai, because I'm not changing this, I mean, the whole writing style and shit) and the faster I update, because I don't spend time on my other fics which ALSO should have been updated a long time ago.

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Yugi versus Honda : The Jou Wars

Strategic Movements

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The Jou Wars having now been declared. We shift our view to Yugi, ready to do the first offensive. You see, Yugi, being the smallest in the group, always had to find a way to make himself more noticed. However, that way always ended up adding another layer of leather (and subsequently removing a layer of decent clothes) somewhere on his body. As school was out for the summer, he decided that, to attract Jou's attention and to show off his great, thin, almost effeminate physique, he would wear very tight leather pants, the kind that sticks to the skin, and never lets go without a fight. Yugi struck a pose in front of the mirror, but something didn't feel quite right. Maybe it was his lack of shirt, which did not fit well with his thin frame, or maybe it was something else...he didn't know. So, he thought he would ask the only person that could help him, Yami. Reaching into his mind, he blocked his body into the same pose he was doing, and knocked onto Yami's room door.

"Yami~!" yelled out the shorter boy.

Yami was sleeping, and quite frankly, he was having a really good dream. He remembered his harem, and the great amount of fun he had with these girls back in the day. However, the happy-go-lucky other side needed his help, so he must arise to defend him.

Sadly, Yami never was a morning person. Being a pharaoh with immense magical powers will do that to you.

"Yami~!" shouted the boy again.

Eventually, Yami got up, got dressed as much as possible in the short time frame separating Yugi's soul room from his soul room (a very angsty one at that), and greeted formally the boy who's body he was using to scope out new, more modern, and especially not dead, additions to his harem. So far, he hadn't been lucky.

"Hmm, what is it, little Yugi? Did anyone try to bully you while I was busy sleeping?"

"I need help! I want to dress good for Jou, but I can't find anything!"

Yami thought of this situation as "pointless", but he did do a promise that he would help Yugi out no matter what was necessary. Hence, he took control, and lazily walked over the wardrobe. He took out a generic black shirt, put it on, and then asked Yugi to take control.

"But Yami, this is what I always wear! I want to make it special, just for him."

Yami sighed, however, he did not take control again. He simply told him to get a white shirt and just leave it open for all to see. It was fortunately fair weather, so Yugi would not freeze over his frail body by simply stepping outside. Untieing the sleeves to let absolutely every little inch of fabric hang out in the free wind, he stepped outside, ready to start his first move on Jou.

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The center of the war, Katsuya Jounouchi, was also not a morning person. In fact, he was more of an afternoon person if he needed to get up, otherwise, he was a nightly person. A nightly person that could fall asleep easily. In fact, when Yugi arrived at his home, ringing the doorbell to the apartment, he was only greeted by a gruff voice saying : "Come in!". So, Yugi entered into Jou's home, finding a 290 pound Jou with a bottle of beer, a stubble, and in a shirt. He later found out that this wasn't Jounouchi, but his father. Jou was still sleeping.

"He's still in his room. Wake him up if you wanna talk to him. Bucket o' water's just beside the door kid, use that."

Yugi nodded, taking the advice of, he hoped, his soon-to-be stepfather. He knocked on the door, whispering in a sultry and sexy voice : "Jounouchi...Jounouchi...it's time to get up..."

He was welcomed by a heartfelt snore. Yugi thought that he wouldn't get the one-up on Honda if Jou was sleeping, so Yugi acted upon the advice of Jou's father, and dumped the bucket of water on Jounouchi. However, Yugi not being one of the strongest boys on the planet, he dropped the bucket onto Jounouchi, and Jounouchi simply said "Ow."

The blonde rubbed the spot where the bucket had fallen, and looked around to see a tall and fat old man. No, the only thing he could see was a short, slim, slender, and well-dressed Yugi. Fortunately, Jou wasn't as dumb as he looks sometimes, and added two plus two together, figuring out that Yugi dumped the bucket on him. Now all he needed to do was find out why Yugi was there.

"Uh? Yugi? What're you doing here? And why did you dump a bucket of cold water on me?" he asked, really not woken up yet.

"To wake you up?" Yugi answered, in the same cutesy voice that Yugi always had. Jou thought that made a lot of sense actually, however, he was wet, and almost nude, and had wet sheets.

And it seemed to be making Yugi uncomfortable too, as he seemed to be blushing. Of course, Yugi, at the moment, was thinking of naked Jou and how interesting it would be that same naked Jou would be wrapped up in a small ribbon that was barely covering anything, with said naked Jou saying : "I'm giving myself to you!"

The simple thought of this was very apparant in Yugi's pants.

"Erm, Jou I'llgiveyoutimetogetdressedokaybyeeee!" he blurted, faster than a speeding bullet before exiting Jou's room. Jou scratched the side of his head, simply stating the obvious : "Okay..."

He eventually managed to rummage through his room enough to find a set of decent clothes, and they were off their merry ways to somewhere.

"Yugi, have you even thought of anything we could do before you decided to wake me up?"

"Nope! I just figured we'd wing it!"

"Great."

Now Jou was stuck with someone who was getting a bit too close to him, something he never really appreciated. Plus, he would have to deal with him as long as they don't find something to do. Plus, Yugi wasn't in the mood for arcade going, as they had passed two on their little walking trip without stopping. There was but one thing to do though.

"Yugi! Let's go see if your grandpa has more cards in store!"

Yugi thought of it, if he was back home, then that meant less of a distance to walk when he would finally declare his love to Jounouchi and thus begin to romp around like a pair of bunnies that never found out about recovery time.

"Good idea Jou!"

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Meanwhile, a figure was watching from the darkness. It was a trenchcoat-wearing figure, and if you want a further hint, it was the trenchcoat that wasn't white and didn't have any cards tied to it.

"Hmm, he's already started to move, I guess I'll have to ruin their moment by actually..."

He shuddered, thinking of the horrors he had to suffer for him to finally be able to be with Jou.

"...duelling."

He hopped on his motorcycle, and drove into the distance, making sure to not zoom past Yugi and Jou, as otherwise, Yugi would have guessed something was up.

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At the game shop, however, Yugi and Jou were pretty happy at the idea of spending time together in their own element.

'Especially the element Honda can't match me in.' Yugi thought.

As right as he was, he knew that Honda would not give up until he was forced to, and for Yugi to make Honda give up on something, he needed to use his only edge he had against the other teen, and that was duelling. They went in the store, and they were greeted by a rather busy Sugoroku, who had been tending the store. Yugi and Jou got in line, Yugi wanting to ask his grandpa whether he got new cards or not. Jou, however, wanted to test luck of the draw and decided to purchase a couple of packs they had released after the second virtual world incident. As much as Kaiba had managed to pull them out of there, he pulled a fast one over Industrial Illusions, who were folding quite fast, in fact, buying the Duel Monsters franchise and using the cards the big 5 and Noah had created in their database for his own profit by releasing new packs with these cards in them.

So, Jou, in a swift move, purchased a couple of packs. He went to sit down, with Yugi, of course, to look at what he got.

"So, Jou, what did you get?"

"Wow! That was one hell of a payload!"

He threw the cards on the table, and amongst them, were a Fiber Jar and an Interdimensional Matter Transporter.

"These babies are going straight into my deck!"

However, Yugi was far more preoccupied by the figure currently talking to his grandfather about cards, as it was menacing his chances with Jou. He did not look in his direction, as to not attract Jou's attention to him. However, let's go see what the two of them are talking about.

"Honda, I never knew you dueled." mentioned Sugoroku, just making a comment.

"I started once, lost interest, and figured I could actually win some if Jounouchi managed to become a top duelist in only a few months time."

"Well, he had the potential, do you?"

"We'll see now, I'll buy a couple of packs from these, and these two cards."

"What, Yata-Garasu and Vampire Lord?"

"No, these cards!"

"Oh, Warrior Dai Grepher and Spirit Ryu."

"Yeah!"

Sugoroku looked at Honda and shook his head. He handed to him the packs he ordered, he paid up, and while grinning maliciously at Yugi, he went at their table. Jou looked at Honda, and couldn't believe it.

"Honda! About time you got with the program!" exclaimed Jou.

Honda shook his head and looked at Yugi, who was currently doing his best to fume, though failing miserably at not looking cute. Honda simply took out the pile of cards he called his deck and started to chat with the others.

"So, Honda, when did you start dueling again?" Yugi asked, intent on actually knowing why he started anew.

"Well, I figured that since I didn't want to become a monkey again, I should at least start doing some dueling. I can't let you guys have all the fun."

The sharpness of that last word revealed to Yugi the purpose of Honda's presence here. He was there only to break them up, and to score Jounouchi for his own. Yugi cursed mentally and went inside his soul room, leaving Yami in control.

'Yugi? Yugi? Can you hear me?' asked Yami.

'Take over! Please! I'm just too angry to even enjoy being with Jounouchi right now!' he yelled out mentally, which made Yugi's body cringe, and Yugi ejected Yami into the body, and out of his soul room.

What Yami saw was two guys looking at him to see if he was all right.

"Yes, I am all right, I was having a mental conversation. Honda, I see you have started up Duel Monsters again."

Honda simply nodded as he shredded one of the packs open.

"Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap...and...oh my god, I can't believe it!"

"What did you get, Honda?" asked Jou.

"United We Stand!"

He instantly slipped this into his deck, taking out something he had beforehand. They continued like this and had a lot of fun, more fun than Honda actually thought he could have duelling and just editing his deck out with friends. He began to understand his friends' enjoyment of dueling, and quite frankly, even though he did not want to admit it, he was thankful to Yugi about bringing Jou here, and he was even more thankful to himself to have ruined Yugi's plans with Jou.

Now was the right time to attack.

"So, Jou, what're you doing tonight?"

"Nothin'."

"Wanna see a movie? I hear there's a new Takeshi Kitano movie at the theater."

"Cool! Senseless violence and comedy! I'm there!"

Honda grinned, and winked at Yugi.

* * *

Yami went to report to Yugi, but it seemed he was already pretty much in the know about the whole situation seeing the state of Yugi's soul room. Even his favorite plushie, which was a toonified Dark Magician Girl, had been ripped to shreds mercilessly, and Yugi looked at Yami with an almost lustful glare, but it was mostly rage.

"Yami...tonight, we're going to crash Honda's little cinema soirée...he's going to pay for taking Jounouchi away from me!"

"Uh, Yugi, could you just...you know, calm down? I don't like it when you're angry."

"No, I can't!"

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Hoho, what will Yugi do to crash Honda and Jou going out? Will he take out a gun and shoot everybody? It'd make for a short fic if it was, so no, but stay tuned!