Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Joys of Talking About Stuff Show ❯ Enter Pegasus J. Crawford ( Chapter 3 )

Ah ha ha... So simple, yet so funny. Um.

-Animagess

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CHAPTER 3: Pegasus J. Crawford

"Here we are with our new edition of The Joys of Talking About Stuff Show!!" Pegasus informed.

Music: Duh, Duh, Duh!!!

"This is your host Pegasus. We just finished talking about The Joys of Having a Yami!!!" Pegasus said. "Today, we will be talking about The Joys of Having a Millenium Item!!! Welcome our first guest...PEGASUS J. CRAWFORD!!!"

Audiance: Clap, whistle clap etc.

"Oh, thank you. Hello everyone!!" Pegasus said, still sitting in his chair.

"So, Pegasus-boy, what is it like to have a Millenium Item?" Pegasus asked.

"Well, it`s actually exciting." Pegasus replied.

"I know how you feel." Pegasus said pointing to himself.

"Being able to look into people's minds is fun...Especially if they have some dark, scary, secret," Pegasus said, looking evilly into the camera.

"Yes, I have also had times like that....Poor, poor Tea..." Pegasus said, shaking his head primly. "What are the faults of having a Millenium Item?"

"Ah, yes. It is dangerous. There are people who want to steal my precious Eye. I've had a close encounter with that, didn't I? You know, on the show with Bakura?" Pegasus asked.

"Ah, yes. You saw that one. It was very close. It was a good thing Ryou overcame the temptation...Poor, sad Ryou...Well, you don't have a Yami so you have nothing to worry about. Except if there's someone out there to steal it...Like Bakura for example.." Pegasus said, as he glared into the camera, excpecting Bakura to see this.

"Yes. Like Bakura," and again Pegasus glared into the camera.

"Anyways. If you could have any Millenium Item, what would it be?" Pegasus asked, turning to the empty chiar.

"Well, personally, I'd keep the Eye. Like I said before, I like to look into dark, scary, mysterious minds...Ah yes. I also like to win Duels. Looking at the opponent's cards...Heh, heh," Pegasus said, drinking out of the guests' cup. "Ah, wine. How did you know this was my favourite?"

"I don`t know, lucky guess," Pegasus said, flipping his hair back to reveal the Eye.

"(GASP!) You ALSO have THE EYE!!!" Pegasus exclaimed to himself.

Music: DUH, DUH, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

"We must be soul-mates!" Pegasus said brightly, shaking hands with himself.

"We must be brothers!!" Pegasus cried, hugging himself.

"Where have you been all my life!!!" Pegasus said holding himself by the shoulders.

"Anyways," Pegasus said, brushing dust off his suit, "We have recorded a little movie for you."

"FOR ME??!" Pegasus cried, "Aww, you're all heart."

"Bring the screen down please," Pegasus said as the lights dimmed. A big screen came down. A projector was heard behind a screen window. On the screen it showed big black letters saying:

"The Joys About Talking About Stuff Show"

By: The Producers of The Joys About Talking About Stuff Show"

After that, it showed Tea sitting on a leather couch holding a microphone.

"So...How does it feel to know someone with a Millenium Eye?" the man asked.

"(Shudder) Erk, (Shudder) Um...I don`t like it. I DON`T WANT TO KNOW HIM!!! HE`S EVIL!!! Not like Yami Yugi.." Tea replied. Behind the couch there was something white...Rising... Dooh, dooh... Rising... Doo, dooh... ITT'SSS PEGASUS!!!!

Tea turned around and jumped fifty feet.

"AAAAAAAAAHH!!!!"

"Hey looky! There's me!!" Pegasus said, pointing at the screen and putting one hand on his own shoulder.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the Tea onscreen continued, without inhaling.

"TEA-GIRL!!" Pegasus cried, spreading his arms out.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tea screamed.

"You`re going to die if you don`t take a breath. Come here and give Pegasus a BIG hug!" Pegasus said, walking towards Tea.

"AHHHH!!!! GET AWWWAAYYY!!!" Tea screamed, bringing up her foot and kicking Pegasus on the chin.

"Owee, that one hurt," Pegasus said, rubbing his chin where Tea had kicked him. On the screen it showed Tea jumping behind the couch and Pegasus running away. The man quickly ran in front of the camera. He covered the lens with his hand. The screen went black. The scene changed to an alley. Joey came and took the microphone.

"So Joey, how does it feel to know someone with a Millenium Eye?" The man asked.

"........." Joey said nothing.

"Hello..." The man stared at Joey. Joey just stood there with a blank look.

"Huh?" Joey said as he shook his head, "Whuss the question? Oh, Pegasus scares me...So does his Eye...Erk, the EYE...He reminds me of my Aunt Peggy. She had a fake eye that wus gold too. Creepee..." Joey shuddered as he thought of his scary aunt.

"Okay..." the man said as he took the microphone from Joey. "Thank you..." he said, as he thought "I hate this job. Escpecially when I interview this guy..." The screen switches to a classroom with a boy sitting at his desk doing some sort of work.

"Uh, hello..." the man said, remembering the incident that happened last time.

"Oh, it`s you... Who are you again? Oh yeah, THE MAN. What yah want now." Tristan asked, not looking up.

"Uh, h-how does it feel to know someone with a Millenium Eye?" the man asked.

"I dunno. I really don`t like that Pegasus guy," Tristan started. "He`s such a cheater. I wanna kick his butt...but I can`t...If I could I would...but I can`t...I really would though...but I can`t...Yeah, I`d pay $100 to do it...but I can`t...`cause I blew all my money on candy...I`d kick- well you get the picture. Now leave me or die."

"Okay..." said the man, as he thought "I`m gonna retire soon..." Out loud, he added, "Um, so are you in here because you didn`t finish your homework, or did`ja kick Joey again and are serving DETENTION?"

"What did you say?" Tristan asked, getting up from his seat.

"Nothing. Good-bye and thank you," the man said, dropping the microphone and running. The projector went back to the black print announcing the title of the show, and the house lights came up. Pegasus turned towards the camera and said loudly, "And that's the first episode of `The Joys of Having a Millenium Item!!!'"

"BYE!!" Pegasus said waving one hand, "Thank you, brother, for inviting me on the show."

"Oh, I was glad you were here, or else I would`ve never met my long lost brother! Here, let's celebrate with some wine!" Pegasus said, talking to himself as the credits rolled.

Produer-Pegasus

Executive producer-Pegasus

Camera person-Pegasus

Etc about Pegasus...He's not the real one who did everything..He just wants all the credit.

Next Episode: We'll invite another person with a Millenium Item...(I don`t know who yet)

To Be Continued...

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I love Joey. He's so fun-ee.

-Animagess