Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Land of the Evil Spellchecker ❯ Of Explosions on a Rainy Day ( Chapter 1 )

The Land of the Evil Spellchecker

By: DHASN

Genre: Humor/Parody

Rating: PG (may change to PG-13 for language)

Summary: The entire YGO cast find themselves transported into Microsoft Word and discovers its evil spellchecker.

A/N: I am using the Japanese names for this fic because they are more prone to the spellchecker…thing (and also because it is more fun! ^_^) even though I am only able to watch the dubbed version (>. < (>.<)). Their names will be shown in parenthesis after the spellchecker-zed (ized) names (ex: Yams (Yami)) and will only be after they get magically transported into the computer. If I ever get to another chapter (meaning that you people should review), I'll put a little key for you at the beginning. I also know that you can turn it off or add the names to the dictionary, but me being me, I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT SO HA! On with the fichus (fic)!

Disclaimer: I don't own (no spelling suggestions) (Yu-Gi-Oh!)! I also don't own Microsoft Word or its evil spellchecker! If I did own Microsoft Word and its spellchecker, I would kill the stupid thing.

Chapter 1: Of Explosions on a Rainy Day

It was one rainy day and everyone was in Yugi's house. Why that is, is a complete mystery to all because some people are intent on killing other people and obtaining something of a sort. Anyways, back to the fic. The day was just blah blah boring and a certain tomb robber decided to do something about it.

A loud explosion sounded from inside of the Motou's kitchen.

"Tomb Robber!" Yami's voice rang out from the living room as he stomped to the kitchen in fury. "How many times have I told you not to play with the microwave! You mess with my hikari's belongings again and I swear that your tomb robbing days are over!"

He glared at Yami Bakura, who was standing in a pile of what apparently seemed to be the remains of the now smoking microwave and what appeared to be splatters of Pine-Sol (Don't own that either). The kitchen was in total disarray; pieces of microwave were everywhere and the kitchen had big, long burn stains on the walls that the golden cleaning solvent was now plastered on.

"What? I was bored, plus I wanted to see how the microwave works!"

Malik popped out from beside Yami. "Baka Bakura, even I know how to work a microwave. You don't put Pine-Sol in it, you put kerosene in!"

Yugi, who just switched places with Yami, shook his head in exasperation.

"Well, just clean up the mess before my grandpa gets back from the store. I don't want to get into trouble again for letting you guys mess up the kitchen."

The last incident, where they nearly blew up the game store (no surprises there), was still clearly imprinted in his mind.

"Ah, that can wait for later," said Bakura, waving his hand toward the still-smoking appliance. "Besides, I want to bug someone else."

"Can I join you in the ruckus making?"

Bakura stopped and looked at Malik, who was grinning evilly. "Sure, but don't in my way."

"Wouldn't think of it."

…

Seto Kaiba had no idea what drove him to do his company report at Yugi's computer. It wasn't because they were friends, they were far from it, and it certainly wasn't because Yugi's computer was better. His computer was way faster and better than Yugi's, whose was completely slow. There was only three possible ways this could have happened, a) He was going insane, b) He fell for Mokuba's puppy eyes again, or c) the insane authoress who was writing this made him do so. Most likely the last two. He sighed and cursed the spellchecker; it was not that he didn't know how to turn it off, he was just afraid that Yugi wouldn't know how to turn it back on again and complain. Besides, Seto's spelling was perfect but the names were annoying the spellchecker, which was in turn, annoying him. Plus, the fact that the two troublemaker's had most likely blown up something again and the fact that he could hear Anzu babbling away about friendship non-stop in the next room (Yes, I know, I know, Anzu doesn't do friendship, it's Tea that does it, but I need the non-dubbed names for emphasis. Just plug in "Tea" whenever you see the name Anzu), was getting on his nerves. The multi-billionaire exited out of his current word document and pulled up a new one. He needed aspirin and he needed aspirin NOW.

As if things couldn't get any worse. A loud scream echoed from the room next to where Kaiba was working. Probably the maniacs terrorizing Anzu, the CEO thought. As long as they don't come in here I'm-,"

His wish didn't come true as Anzu burst into the room, chased by an apparently hyper Malik wielding his Sennen rod above his head.

"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Don't hurt me don't hurt me!!!" screamed Anzu. Malik just laughed maniacally and pointed the rod at her in mockery. To his (and the other occupant in the room who was not screaming) utter surprise, a stream of Shadow Magic shot from the Sennen Item heading toward the computer where Kaiba was working. A strobe of light shone from the electronic and a vortex opened, sucking the three hapless teenagers into it.

"WTF?!"

Bakura, who was just behind Malik after deciding that he should steal sugar from the kitchen before terrorizing people, was gaping in shock from what he had just witnessed.

"Wha- what happened?"

Yugi, who came to investigate what caused the loud noise and the vehement curse, was panting by the doorway. He stared at the room. "I don't get it, what happened?"

"Yeah Bakura, what happened?"

The rest of the gang had shown up, Jounouchi and Shizuka Katsuya, Honda Hiroto, Mai Kujaki, Ryuuji Otogi, Mokuba Kaiba, and Isis Ishtar.

Isis, who knew that Seto was working at the computer and would never leave the computer, saw that he was gone. She groaned, "Oh no, it wasn't Malik, was it?"

It was Yami's turn now.

"Tomb robber, explain yourself!"

Bakura wasn't sure how to explain what just happened so he made Ryou do it.

Ryou blinked. He groaned. Why, Yami, why did you make me do THIS?! He decided to have a shot at it anyways.

"Well, my yami and Malik wanted to terrorize Anzu-,"

"No surprises there," interrupted Yami, who was glaring at the Ring, which, glowed defiantly.

Ryou continued on without stopping, "-so they went to where she was practicing her new friendship speech. They threatened her about sending her to the Shadow Realm and the likes. Anzu screamed and ran into here, where Kaiba was working, and Malik pointed his rod at her, but only to scare her, not send her to the Shadow Realm or mind control her or anything. But somehow, some shadow magic escaped from the rod and shot toward Yugi's computer and sucked all of them in," Ryou finished off lamely.

Yugi came back and asked Isis, "Can this happen? Can a Sennen item do this?"

Isis shook her head. "I don't know. Sennen items are tricky and we still don't know much about them. I doubt that even Shadi, the guardian of the Items, knows all there is to know, but my main concern is how to get Kaiba, my brother, and Anzu out."

"And how will we do that?" Jou asked.

Isis replied, "We will probably have to do what Malik did accidentally."

"What? No way! That's too dangerous; who knows what might happen?" exclaimed Mai, who was listening with great interest to the conversation.

Otogi nodded. "I agree with Mai. With those Items of yours, it's best to be cautious."

Mokuba was on the verge of tears. "B-but… nii-sama i-is gone! You…you are gonna do something about it, right?"

Shizuka looked at Mokuba (No! I'm not going to put them together! I'm not doing a romance! I'm doing a humor fic! Get that in your head!) and said, "Don't worry, my big brother and his friends will find him, I know it!"

Honda exclaimed, "Yeah! I totally agree with you, Shizuka, we'll find them!"

"Don't count on it Honda," said Jou. "I'm not gonna save Kaiba's butt for nothin' you know."

"But listen to your sister! Look at those eyes! How can you say no to your own sister!"

"I know, I know, but not for the sake of Kaiba, for Anzu. And that's the only reason `cuz Malik would just continue to annoy everyone if he gets back and you all know how much I hate Kaiba."

Honda sighed. "Whatever."

Isis looked around and said to everybody, "So do we all agree to this?"

Yugi and the gang nodded, while Bakura, who took over Ryou, cracked his knuckles, grinned evilly, and muttered, "Can't wait to beat the crap out of that baka for making me explain that to these people."

Isis took that as a yes. "Fine," she said, "Then would all Item Bearers please step forward?"

Yugi and Bakura stepped up to the front with Isis.

Yami, you better switch with me. You know how to control the puzzle better than I do.

Fine.

They switched and Yami got ready.

"So Pharaoh, you think you are up for this?"

"Shut it, tomb robber."

Isis gave them a warning glare and said, "On the count of three, send a small stream of Shadow Magic at the computer. One, two, three!"

Three jets of shadow magic hit the computer and the vortex once again opened, sending the entire group of people deep within.

When all they got up, they saw a sign that said:

Welcome to the Land of Microsoft Word.

DHASN: So how did I do? I know the ending sucked, some of the names were probably misspelled, and the last part was just LAME but do you have any suggestions? Comments? Reviews? Pwwweeeeeezzzeeee????? (Puppy eyes (Oh dear Ra, someone help this poor deranged child.))

Bakura: For the sake of what's left of my sanity,(A/N: Does he even have any sanity in him?!) REVIEW!!!! Or not…

Seto: Why me? Why must I get stuck with the lunatic and the friendship-happy person? WHY MEEEE??????!!!!!!

DHASN: Because. ^o^ *glomps* REVIEW! \ \/ /