Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The legend of the god weapons ❯ Sex, Lies, and Flesh Eating Zombies ( Chapter 7 )

Chapter 7 Sex, Lies, and Flesh eating Zombies!

Hey everyone, Jacob here, with chapter seven! Even though the name of the chapter has sex in it, don't get you're hopes up!

This chapter nor does any other chapter in this fic have lemon scenes!

So, um, I don't own Yugioh, as I said before, I own a couple cards that appear in this chapter but not in the legal way….well, enjoy!

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Bakura sat in the dugout, the only person there who was actually quiet! People thought it was because he was the challenger who defeated Seto Kaiba, but his reasons had nothing to do with that!

He didn't even think it was him who defeated Seto Kaiba!

"What happened out there, I wasn't myself, I felt strange, it felt like my soul was on fire!" thought Bakura, "But the biggest thing of all, even bigger than the change in my appearance, was my personality!"

Bakura took in a deep breath like he hadn't breathed in 5000 years, and continued to think, "I actually enjoyed watching Seto's fragile pride smash apart!"

However, the SKC was far from over, Necromancer was the one facing Kaiba now. He was doing his normal routine of playing Pumpking the king of Ghosts, but Seto had learned how to deal with Zombies, from the last duel with Bakura.

"Necromancer!" cried Seto, "I offer my Kaiser Seahorse to play Blue Eyes White Dragon!"

Necromancer was astonished; he was hoping he could beat Kaiba before he played his Blue eyes.

"I attack your Pumpking with my Dragon!" said Kaiba.

Necromancer was definetely afraid now, he had no idea that Bakura had a zombie deck like him, and now he was paying for it!

"And I play my greatest magic card, Raigeki, the legendary thunder bolt!" cried Seto.

Necromancer was extremely afraid now; his life points were open and he was going to be hit!

"However, there is nothing more I can do, go…" said Kaiba, not really caring anymore.

Necromancer closed his eyes and drew a card, and what do you know! It was the exact card he needed!

"Seto Kaiba, you may have faced the undead before, but you've never danced with the Necromancer!" said Necromancer, a huge grin shining on his face, making him look like a Jack-O-Lantern.

Seto wasn't afraid; he was not going to lose to a little creep who calls themself a necromancer.

Necromancer kept that crazy pumpkin grin on his face as he said, "I play the Call of the Haunted!"

Kaiba didn't care what he was going to do, whatever it was, he could stop it.

Necromancer, on the other hand, was very sure he was going to win, "I return my Pumpking, which I reoffer to play Neoreukia, the Flesh-Eater!"

Kaiba was a little startled, shaken up by its attack, but then he remembered it was a Zombie too.

"Neoreukia, attack Blue eyes white dragon!" cried Necromancer.

Life points: Necromancer: 1500, Seto: 2500

Even though his dragon was destroyed, he didn't care, he just blew it off and said, "My turn?"

Necromancer was a little startled by the calm in Seto's voice; he normally wasn't this calm about losing!

Kaiba however, had a card that would destroy him, and finish him for good!

"I play the magic card, Saturday, the fourteenth!" cried Seto. {Alright, I made that up!}

Necromancer looked like he was shot right on target, "Saturday the fourteenth" destroyed all Zombies on the field!

Kaiba continued, "And I summon Ryu-Kishin Powered!"

Necromancer nearly fell over, stick a fork in him, he was done.

"Ryu-Kishin!" cried Seto, "Attack Necromancer directly!"

Life Points: Necromancer: 0, Seto: 2500

The Announcers cheered, "Way to go, Mr. Kaiba!"

Kaiba got up and walked toward the bathrooms, "What did you expect, I am the world champion…"

"That's right!" cheered the Announcers, "Necromancer, get out of here you loser!"

Necromancer ran over to the dugouts next to Keith.

"What, didn't you hear them!" yelled Keith, "Get out of here you loser!"

Necromancer ran out the stadium yelling, "BOSS, PLEASE!!!!!"

And the next match was set, it would be Seto vs. Mai, so Solomon and Bakura cheered loudly.

As Mai approached the table she blew a kiss to Seto and said, "How about after the match the two of us go somewhere alone?"

Seto looked at her and said, "I'm a very busy man Ms. Valentine, I have no time to bother with trivial things such as women."

"Trivial!" cried Mai, looking very infuriated, "You think of women as Trivial!

"Yes, is there a problem with that?" asked Kaiba, wondering why this woman was getting so angry with him when they should be dueling.

"Yes there is!" cried Mai, "And I'm going to show it to you!"

However, no matter how good her cause was, she lost to Seto and was removed from the stadium for "Endangering the CEO's life", so she just sat down on a bench outside the stadium not ready to go home and unpack yet….

So, the next battle and the second to last battle would be "Bandit" Keith Howard vs. Seto Kaiba!

"Heh, Kaiba, may have defeated that weakling, Necromancer, but you won't ever defeat me!" yelled Keith as he took off his bandana.

Kaiba merely smiled at him, "OK, let's duel!"

After a few minutes, it seemed like Seto was taking the lead, but Keith didn't seem to be worried at all…

In the dugouts, Bakura and Solomon were talking about the battle.

Bakura seemed worried, "Solomon, you're battle is next, are you worried?"

Solomon seemed worried about something else, "Actually, I'm more worried about Keith and Seto, the two both have a powerful ego, so no matter who wins, the stakes for the loser are high…"

Kaiba currently had his beloved Blue Eyes on the field, Keith had a Mechanical chaser and Guardian of the throne room, it was Keith's turn.

"I will offer my guardian and my chaser to play the machine king!" cried Keith, "And then I will play molten destruction!"

Kaiba had finally realized what he was up against, this man meant business.

"Machine King!" cried Keith, "Attack his dragon!"

Life points: Keith: 700, Seto: 500

Seto through his bangs out of his eyes as he excepted defeat and played a defense card.

Keith then quickly played the Mechanical Chaser, and attacked his defense card, it was mystic horseman, and he attacked Kaiba with the Machine King, causing Kaiba to lose…

Life Points: Keith: 700, Seto:0

Once again, the announcers were stunned at Seto's defeat, but they then ran down to the arena, where Bandit Keith waited.

"Congratulations Mr. Howard, you won a all expense-," but the announcers never finished, because Keith grabbed the ticket and walked out of the stadium…

Outside, Mai looked up to see Keith walking out of the stadium, Keith noticed Mai, picked up his ticket and said, "Want this?"

Mai took it slowly from his hand and said, "Thanks…"

Meanwhile, back in the stadium, the final battle was about to begin.

"Okay, after that abrupt exit of Keith Howard, we're about to start the final round, Solomon Mutou vs. Seto…" but once again they were stopped by a voice.

A small person with a turban wrapped around it's face ran into the stadium and said, "Wait, I will be the next challenger!"

The announcers checked their sheet and saw to their surprise on the sheet was The Masked Duelist vs. Seto Kaiba….

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Thank God I'm finally done! I'm going to sleep!

Oh yeah, next time, The Masked Duelist vs. Seto Kaiba!

See ya!