Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Many Adventures of Neko and her Muses ❯ Neko duels Yugi ( Chapter 2 )

A/N: hi hi hi. Ok, this is weird, even by my usual standards.

THE DUEL

One day, me and my muses decided to go visit Yugi and co. to challenge him to a duel.

Neko: ok shrimp, put 'em up!

Yugi: *looks confused and twatish* huh? Wha..?

Neko: duel me!

Yugi: ok, I can do that! Um, where can we duel?

Neko: *rolls eyes* you know, you don't seem nearly as dumb on TV. We'll go duel at Kaiba Land.

Yugi: Can we do that?

Neko: yes.

All muses: *cheer*

Neko: I'm not in the mood. *shoves them all in a little box, Yugi included*

Yugi: *muffled* hey, who put the tights out?

Anzu: That's lights, not tights Yugi.

Neko: oops, sorry shrimp. *lets him out* ok, let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Yugi: ??

Neko: follow me! *marches off in some random direction and somehow ends up at Kaiba Land.*

Anzu: huh? How did that happen, we didn't even move?

Neko: AUTHORESS POWER!!

Anzu: I wont ask.

Kaiba: *appears out of nowhere* Do you want to use one of the arenas?

Neko: SETO-KUN!!! *glomps the surprised billionaire*

Yugi: yes please! *puppy dog eyes at Seto*

Anzu: where did you come from?

Neko & Kaiba: AUTHORESS POWER!!

Anzu: O.o Kaiba's a girl?!?

Yugi: No.

Neko: And how would you know, hmmm? *evil glance*

Yugi: *Blushes*

Kaiba: *ignores them* no you cant use one of my arenas because I'm an evil sadistic bastard, MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Neko: *thwacks him unconscious* YOU'RE NOT KAIBA!!

Yugi: *cries*

Neko: Let's go! *they magikally appear at an arena*

Yugi: YU-GI-OH!

Neko: oh shut up.

Yami: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Neko: O.o

Anzu: O.o

Yami: ah, much better.

Neko: DON'T PEE IN THE ARENA!

Yami: Sorry. Let's duel.

*the duel begins*

Neko: I play a card in defence mode and end my turn

Yami: I play the Dark Magician in attack mode and attack your defence monster.

Dark Magician: EWWW, WHO PEED IN THE ARENA?!? *wont move*

Neko: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! I WIN BY DEFAULT!!!

Yami: No you don't.

Neko: oh, ok then. I play the Blue Eyes White Dragon!

Yami: How'd you get that??

Neko: borrowed it off Kaiba.

Yami: oh, ok.

Neko: now I attack your Dark Magician with Blue Eyes, then I switch Judge Man into attack mode and attack your life points directly.

Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOO, I LOST TO A GIRL!

Neko & Anzu: HEY! *kill Yami and Yugi*

All muses in box: *muffled cheer*

Neko: hmmm, something still isn't right *kills Anzu* ahhhh, much better.

All muses in box: ahhhh, Bisto!

Neko: I WON I WON I WON!!!

And they all died happily ever after.

The End.